Jared Leto in St. Tropez

Posted on July 21, 2014

Well, What else would you expect Rocker Pixie Jesus to wear in St. Tropez?

Jared-Leto-GOTS-ST-Tropez-France-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jared Leto spotted out and about in St. Tropez, France.

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It’s like Jesus just graduated Clown College.

Sublimely on point. It’s not that we love it; it’s that we appreciate it for being so damn appropriate for him. And we’d hate it on almost everyone else.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

    • duckgirlie

      Lose the socks, then we can talk

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Yes, let’s lose the socks. I do love my Rocker Pixie Jesus.

      • Peri7473

        So out of place!

      • titaness25

        Well, to be truly perfect, from a fashun perspective, really, he should just lose it all.

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      pretty jesus.

    • gabbilevy

      I just can’t bring myself to compare him to any other scale of fashion. Somehow, this works. I don’t understand it.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        This is another of Jared’s looks that should come with a “Do not try wearing this if you are not Jared Leto” banner.

        • gabbilevy

          FJLO.

          • ceceliadid

            Not to be confused with FJLoO.

            In case there’s a list, you know, somewhere.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Yes, we have to keep our celeb shorthand accurate.

            • Kent Roby

              Meanwhile, Jude Law sobs into his pillow every time Jennifer Lawrence is referred to as JLaw.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              What do we do for old Jude? JuLaw? JDLaw? The sorrow, the pain….

            • OffToSeeHim

              Jude’s problem is that he got big before we were doing this. Gather round the fire, children. There was a time, long, long ago, when if we wanted to refer to a celebrity or even (gasp!) a celebrity couple, we used people’s names. Their full names, with no abbreviation, hyphenation, modification… Jude Law was, for better or worse, just Jude Law, poor bastard. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were just Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Then came Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (Bennifer) and the long, slow slide toward JLaw began.

            • FrigidDiva

              This! This is probably one of my biggest pet peeves, I really hate the name mash-up and how on any TV show if there’s a couple everyone automatically has to create a smash of their names.

            • Anita Karenin

              I think it started with K-Fed

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Very true. Perhaps we can begin a campaign to refer to celebs by their actual names. Imagine if, during the Lord of the Rings movies, we had referred to the delectable Viggo Mortensen as VigMo….

            • conniemd

              bite your tongue for such blasphemy.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Biting!

            • ecallaw1977

              Bennifer was definitely the first among celebrities, but they did the short names in sports before that–A-Rod, for example. Any other BKs that are sports fans too?

            • conniemd

              JDLaw crack me up, since all lawyers have a doctorate of jurisprudence or J.D. So that sounds like a vanity plate for a lawyer.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              I was thinking this morning about the attorney connection to JDLaw.

    • Sobaika

      What in the fresh hell?

      • stephbellard

        Didn’t I see this spell on Harry Potter? Douchus Magnificus?

    • Gatto Nero

      The top would be fine with a pair of solid cotton pants (or jeans). The elaborately dyed PJ bottoms and striped socks kind of crack me up.
      He’s consistent, at least.
      Is that a hair clip on his hand?

      • kimmeister

        It looks like butterfly clip to me.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1234087433 Jen Freeman

        The hair clip is my favorite part. It’s so…normal. I know I do that sometimes, I know my friends do that sometimes….it’s so nice to see celebs do something so minute and just average. Helps remind me they are actually of the same species as me.

    • hughman

      Not today, Satan. Not today.

      • Coleen

        Look out! Douchecanoe on Patrol.

    • 1carmelita

      Is R.P. Jesus wearing a rosary? How meta.

      • evave2

        Omigosh, you are right. Or it is a take-off on one. He’s wearing a rosary. Jesu Kohane.

        Love the tunis and the pants, on him they work together.

        It is the way he owns the way he looks. Maybe the sunglasses hide drink-ravaged eyes. I don’t know. But he has an air of don’t give a **** that I so admire. I bet he doesn’t look at his reflection in the windows as he goes by either.

      • formerlyAnon

        The last one he wore was missing a medal at the y-junction that I thought all proper rosaries have – so I am calling it a faux rosary. But it’s silly either way, and an affectation he’s old enough to know better than to indulge. But whatever.

        • SayWTH

          Especially because one does not wear a rosary no matter WHAT Madonna tried to teach us. Nope, never. Rosaries are not for wearing. Which in a sense is too bad because there are a lot that are gorgeous and would look spectacular as a statement necklace.

    • mjude

      RPJ! almost time to go home & he is the perfect ending. god bless!

    • @Biting Panda

      It smells like pits in here.

    • Danielle

      It’s like soft grunge exploded all over his pants.

    • alyce1213

      It works for me, except the socks. This may be the first picture I’ve seen of a celebrity on the street in St Tropez, not on a yacht. But then, he’s probably on his way to the dock.

    • Imasewsure

      Jim Morrison and Russell Brand had a baby…. how I love you Rocker Pixie Jesus…. but then again, I lived in Berkeley for 20 years

      • formerlyAnon

        Great gene mixing if so – I think he’s better looking than either Morrison or Brand. (Don’t stone me.)

    • Shawn EH

      Of course. Best yet! Bless him!

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Is NO ONE in all of St. Tropez wearing appropriate footwear??? WTH!

      • EveEve

        Hey, it’s St. Tropez, the snobbiest of snobby beach towns in all the world. The locals may all look like they’re wearing shit shoes, but they’re probably Berluti, John Lobb, Testonis or something equally snobby. Which makes them appropriate, n’est ce pas?

    • tallgirl1204

      I love how the socks are so carefully and casually coordinated with the shirt and pants. Reminds me of the great line in “It’s a Wonderful Life”– “Why, this old thing? I just wear this when I don’t care how I look.”

    • Maryanne525

      Okay, I can’t be mad at this one because he’s on the street. I saw dudes dressed like this when I lived in Nashville, I see a plethora of them where I live in Chicago now. I would personally be more comfortable in flip flops, but then again I pretty much always am. He looks a little silly, but I see this more of a personal style thing (no matter how wacky) than anything to be up in arms about. TLo totally nailed it with the last two sentences.

    • Anna

      Rocker Pixie Jesus invites you to come on and surry down to a stoned soul picnic.

      • decormaven

        Only if Laura Nyro’s version is playing. :-)

        • Anna

          There’s *another* version?! ;-)

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Surrrrrrray, Suuuuuuuuurrrraaaayyyyyy…..I did listen to that song many, many times during my college years.

    • kimmeister

      You know what would be awesome? If he kept the shirt, lost everything on the bottom half, and just wore some huaraches.

      • Janet B

        That was what I thought was happening as I scrolled down.

    • KendraMR

      I actually like the tank (maybe because his arms look good) and shoes, and the sweat pants don’t completely offend me; but I can’t with the socks.

    • Moocows

      Sorry but I just cant….he totally looks homeless. I would try to get as far away as possible if I saw him walking towards me. I mean, its France, not San Fran.

    • Glam Dixie

      Even Rocker Pixie Jesus shouldn’t wear his jammies out in public.The shoes/socks are the worst part, and that’s saying something.

    • Boulderista

      I sort of like the socks and shoes and he fills out a tank top well but the pants are making cringe. They look like they smell like pee.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1234087433 Jen Freeman

        “they look like they smell like pee.”
        This made me giggle.

    • lynnlee

      That looks exactly like something you’d buy for your toddler from those guys who have a table on the sidewalk and sell tie dyed everything plus hoop earrings. You’d pick those colors because you knew at home you have the perfect pair of little stripey socks and baby Vans that will match it. On your kid, it is adorable. On a full grown bearded man? No.

    • Anique Ashraf

      Something undeniably attractive about a man who doesn’t give two fucks, but in a polished way. Too early to call him the male HBC?

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I hate it. Sorry. For me, this is beyond Rocker Pixie Jesus and right into Mental Patient Just Escaped and Stole Somebody’s Laundry.

    • NBG

      I am grateful for one thing: that the long shirt obscures whatever those awful pants are doing to his crotch.

      • Laura Abrahamsen

        Except in the first photo, it really doesn’t.

        • demidaemon

          I would say there is some emphasis on the crotch there.

      • MartyBellerMask

        Ooh, I had to scroll back up… you are right. That second pic you can clearly see the dropped crotch. When a TUNIC can’t even obscure a dropped crotch– that means your crotch is too dropped. If that makes sense.

    • smayper

      I’m having fun imagining that he’s wearing those socks because he got bugbites all over his ankles.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1234087433 Jen Freeman

        Ah yes. Rocker Pixie Jesus was walking barefoot through the woods and fields communing with Nature in God’s Own Church, and is now bearing the Cross of Chigger Bites.

    • Mothra

      I am not impressed. I wouldn’t even like this outfit on Jesus. Actual Jesus. OMG is that a buttefly hair clip on his FINGER?!

      • formerlyAnon

        Well where’s he supposed to put it while he’s being photographed? Those sea breezes blow all that hair into your face and mouth and it just gets to be a pain in the ass. He’s got no purse and it’d look even sillier clipped to the neckline of his shirt.

        • Constant Reader

          I’d be much happier if he had a hair elastic around his wrist like the rest of us at or near the beach. i just can’t with a plastic hair clip on a guy, even if that guy is Rocker Pixie Jesus.

    • MitchellGilburne

      *Where* can I get that tank?!

    • Frank_821

      I serious dig the tank. It’s kind of cool. The pants feel wrong to me. There’s something about them that feels like something a poser would wear

      • MartyBellerMask

        . . . a poser trying to look like Jared Leto.

    • colleenjanel

      Nope. I cant. No way. No how. There is nothing about his look that appeals to me.

    • Froggae

      Your opening line had me laughing so much I had to pause before I scrolled down.

      Are we sure he isn’t in a St. Tropez production of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat?

      • http://viridianpostcard.blogspot.com/ viridian61

        Or Godspell?

        • formerlyAnon

          Definitely Godspell-esque.

    • Kimberlini

      I think you’ve nailed why I don’t find him attractive – the fact that this ridiculous outfit is appropriate for him.

    • tarqueeny

      He used to be so much cooler in the 90s…

    • KayEmWhy

      NO! Plain and simple no.

    • Tracy_Flick

      He’s officially become Hansel.

    • http://www.dogsdotcom.blogspot.com/ Plink

      graduated from

    • decormaven

      I feel like he should be joining the crowd in the Safety Dance video.

    • Sofia

      Hell to the NO.

    • surfergirl70

      The Douche is strong with this one…

    • Denise Rambo

      I often wonder what he’s thinking when he gets dressed. Or may be just closes his eyes and grabs the first thing his hand touches.

    • FibonacciSequins

      Minus the beard, he looks like some hipster’s four-year old on his way to the playground.

    • DeniseSchipani

      Bets we’ll see that tank as a dress on Miley soon?

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        No. It’s too long for the Milester to wear as a dress.

    • Highland Fashionista

      I have to say I just don’t get the allure.

    • deech_sea

      I hate the socks and shoes, but I would be more forgiving if the canvas loafers were swapped out for proper kung fu shoes. Yes, I’m serious.

    • fromanotherplanet

      I just love how much work goes into making this look seem effortless. Fix it Jesus *in my Phaedra voice*

    • YoungSally

      He looks like the Purple person who used to (or may still) give tours in Central Park….except that he is the green and yellow person. And what the hell is on his left hand? Is that one of those plastic hair clips?

      • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

        Yes. I am disappointed that it’s not a banana clip.

      • alyce1213

        Adam Purple! (There used to be an Eve Purple as well, but they split up.)

        • YoungSally

          Thank you — I knew he had a name — wonder where Eve went.

    • msdamselfly

      Looks very comfy

    • MilaXX

      This may be the nit to end all nit picks, but the only thing I dislike are the socks. Yeah, I said it. I looked at this outfit and it’s the socks that are a bridge too far for me.

      • Gloriana Reginata

        How about the fact that you can see the socks at all? He could have worn virtually anything he liked under those awful shoes, if those trouser-like objects had gone to his ankles.

        • MilaXX

          The power of the Leto is so great that I actually like him in manpris

      • formerlyAnon

        I agree 100%. Though I would probably just look away, and sigh in a pained manner, but let him keep the socks if he’d fucking shave. He’s got a perfectly nice chin.

    • Monkey Toe

      Waxed chest + hipster beard (not even adding in the overly studied, over priced homeless/boho clothes) = grossness on a scale that requires scientific notation to be expressed. Yuck.

    • understateddiva

      I had a crush on a hippie guy who was so hot that he could pull off rainbow socks that came up to his knees. It’s a rare gift.

      • Mink Carlyle

        I’d have to see pics to be convinced, tbqh.

    • drdirection

      Good lord, I love him more each time I see him

    • http://screwitimfierce.wordpress.com/ FierceFierceFierce

      He is the only person alive who can pull these ugly looks off

    • fursa_saida

      I miss the days when he was not this famous. I need him to go awaaaaaay.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      Yet ANOTHER tweaking of Godspell??

    • formerlyAnon

      Okay. He might be a wonderful or horrible person, but I now love his rocker pixie ass. He’s too old for the silly socks and I wish he’d shave and leave off the faux rosary necklace, but I love him for his hair and the absolutely PERFECT amount of silver bracelet for a slim yet manly wrist.

    • uprightcitizen

      Those shoes don’t need socks and look ridiculous with them. The pants are terrible and the shirt’s too long. But everything above the waist is hot. Cut off that shirt and throw on some jeans or cutoffs and I’d probably follow him down the street.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      I dated a guy who dressed like this. Briefly. He was also trying for some sort of hippie Jesus thing, but he wasn’t as cute as Jared Leto. I like the tank, but I just cannot love those damn socks and shoes. A bridge too far, Mr. Leto. Strip.

    • carpediva

      He is holding a hair clip. Sometimes even Jesus wants to wear his hair back.

      • formerlyAnon

        Especially if it’s breezy. Photo-ops are one thing, but there’s nothing glamorous about picking strands of increasingly tangled locks out of one’s mouth.

    • marlie

      AHAHAHAHAHA!!!… {gasp} HAHAHAHAHA!! I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.. This is positively absurd.

      And I know I must be delirious when I just thought “well, if we were just wearing ‘normal’ pants…”

      • Anna

        I didn’t notice it at first, but that is hilarious. I wish there was a shot of him with his hair all top-knotted in the clip.

    • Joey Melliza

      oh yeah – ditch the socks and those shoes and trade it in for some rockin jesus sandalz

    • Shibori Girl

      It’s official, I love you both madly and totally appropriately. Jesus, clown college… Priceless. We are not worthy. Thank you

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      This is giving me art school flashbacks. Every media has a “look,” and this has painter written all over it.

    • Scott Cooper

      He looks like a roadshow reject from the chorus of Jesus Christ Superstar.

    • OffToSeeHim

      He’s so anonymous. Please, no pictures! I’m just here having fun, mellowing out in my $2000 sweatpants… Why, oh why, is everyone taking pictures of me?

    • Diane Iafrate

      the thing with very beautiful people…the most bizarre combinations work. no socks and he would be super cool.

    • carnush

      I just can’t. I’m sorry.

    • Mink Carlyle

      Jared Leto is one of those guys who is supremely genetically blessed but entirely determined to spit in the face of that and make himself as ugly as possible. Shame.

    • cocohall

      On a previous Leto post another BK mentioned that RP Jesus could get away with many of his looks due to his excellent posture. I’m afraid even that won’t save him now. Has this man NO FRIENDS? Not one person who would say “Lose the fucking socks, dude and my sister wants her jambes back. WTF, dude, are you DOING my sister?”

      • formerlyAnon

        Made me laugh. Thanks.

    • KES4K

      He looks like someone who uses “natural” (i.e., not deodorizing at all) deodorant.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      I love it. On exactly nobody else but him.

    • crash1212

      What’s he got tied on his left index finger?

      • Melanie

        looks like his hair clippy to me.

    • Alison – NYC Recessionista

      Still wouldn’t kick him out of bed …

    • RescueMe23

      Seriously – if I had no clue who this guy was I would RUN in the other direction. Take a bath! Wash your hair! Trim your beard!!! Ugh.. Either that or I would offer him my spare change…

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      He is the HBC of male fashion.

    • Aidan B

      No.

    • Presumptuous Insect

      The facial hair is revolting.

    • txngyrrl

      This post should really have been titled “Rocker Pixie Jesus is in St. Tropez and you are not.”

    • msl22

      Colour co-ordination of the socks with the outfit tipped it over the edge for me. Into awful.

    • jjfg

      Rocker Pixie Jesus is soooo not my type but even in that get up… just sayin’.

    • Mrs. O

      Oh, he is so adorable. But don’t you imagine he is a total pain in the ass? He just looks like he’s looking fore an argument. “I will dress up in the dumbest clothes possible and carry my hairclip on my finger like a precious jewel and ask you how I look. And you better say I look fabulous.”

    • Patrick Cleary

      I would kind of love this more if the tank was a sundress and he wasn’t wearing pants.

      Then again, I’d love almost anything in which he wasn’t wearing pants.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      i would have been all over this guy in 1970.

      • deliadee

        ha, me too! I think I danced with someone who looked like him at a Dead show in the 80s!

    • CT14

      It’s the socks.

      He had me until the socks.

      And what does that tattoo say? Proven what? Sartorially challenged?

    • PinkyK

      He looks like he has serious B.O.!!!

    • amanda lynn

      His beard looks like it smells so bad.

    • PMC

      This is dreadful.

    • Peeve

      He may be the greatest, nicest guy on earth (I have no idea if this is so), but this just comes across as hipster pretentious to me. Especially the ombre hair. And please, lose the fuzzy beard! I keep wondering about food particles and bugs trapped in there…

    • Swiftlytiltingplanet

      I do not get the attraction and general fascination with this guy at all. He brings out my Urge to Slap every time I see his photo.

    • JynxTheCat

      swoon

    • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

      I’m over Rocker Pixie Jesus. Actually I never thought he was all that to begin with.

    • Ann VerWiebe

      What a coincidence! That’s what I wore to work today!

    • mediapileup

      Anytime I see a picture of him I think of how he mentioned Bossier City (where he grew up) in his Oscar speech. It’s a suburb of Shreveport, Louisiana. My sister went to college in Shreveport so I’ve spent some time there and it’s…well, it’s what you’d expect of a suburb of a small city in Louisiana.

      Anyway, I imagine that every time he chooses his outfit, he tries to pick something as un-Bossier City as possible. In which case, great job!

    • Fannie Wolston

      Did someone lose their kickball? This outfit needs huraches or a fishermans sandal.

    • Columbinia

      I was thinking St. Tropez Jesus meets “Duck Dynasty.”

    • Clash D

      Wow. Actually I dig this look. It has a very editorial, French-hippie vibe going on.