We feel mean saying this, but there’s something a little hilarious about these pictures of ladystars heading into the Dior show, trying desperately to look comfortable wearing the brand.
Oh, wait. Did we say “hilarious?” We meant “depressing.”
WHAT IS THIS FUCKED UP SHIT WE CAN’T EVEN
Wait, why are we apologizing? We didn’t design this monstrosity. We were trying to work with the look; come up with something positive or constructively critical to say. Then we got to the shoes and threw our hands in the air. For some reason, that was the bridge too far. We get that you have to wear the dress, hon, but you couldn’t just put on a standard pair of pumps? Just one little, so-called “normal” item to help balance out all the whackadoo going on from the ankles up?
We’re sighing now. Audibly.
We’re going to go out on a limb and suggest the “I got my dress caught in some industrial machinery” look is never really going to catch on with the masses.
[Photo CRedit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, Christian Dior]