Alright, you dirty little band of oversexed monsters and misfits, line up for some judgment.
Pretty close to impeccable but that shirt/tie pairing is all kinds of wrong.
Pretty. The band of brown in the torso is a bit distracting and we’d have liked to have seen a non-metallic shoe here.
Pretty enough, but the shoes are kind of ugly.
It’s fine. Minor effort with no style.
We keep wanting to like this, but we’re not feeling it. Could be the straps, could be the fabrics. It’s just not singing to us.
Welcome to your first day at Ernst & Young, Mr. McMillian.
Looks like she went a little wild in the craft store.
Hmmm. We’re just gonna say it: this is not attractive. We don’t like the shape of either peace, but we think we dislike the fabric even more.
Cute but boring. Could’ve used some contrast.
Best dressed of the night. Perhaps a little overdressed, but she looks thematically on point for a premiere like this.
Cute bordering on twee, with the pink Barbie pumps doing most of the work of shoving this look right up to that border. Silver sandals would’ve been our choice.
It’s… almost pretty? We think it all goes south in the skirt.
Y’know? There’s a lot wrong here with the proportions and the fabrics, but he’s at least being true to himself on some level and standing out from the crowd. Can’t fault that.
Could you possibly be any more boring?
An outdoor tablecloth of a dress.
Yow. Looks like someone decided to engage in a little “Be Me or Do Me” -style attention-grabbing. Attagirl. Don’t forget to read Chapters 4 & 5. Make notes in the margins. We encourage it.
YAWNING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
She’s letting the dress do the work, but that’s probably smart. Nothing’s fighting it, at least. And it’s an interesting dress.
A+ for putting the effort in, but we really don’t love the cut paired with that plaid.
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