True Blood Season 7 Premiere Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on June 18, 2014

Alright, you dirty little band of oversexed monsters and misfits, line up for some judgment.

 

Joe Manganiello in John Varvatos
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Pretty close to impeccable but that shirt/tie pairing is all kinds of wrong.

 
 

Deborah Ann Woll in Carolina Herrera
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Pretty. The band of brown in the torso is a bit distracting and we’d have liked to have seen a non-metallic shoe here.

 

 

Carrie Preston
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Pretty enough, but the shoes are kind of ugly.

 

 

Sam Trammell
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It’s fine. Minor effort with no style.

 
 

Adina Porter
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We keep wanting to like this, but we’re not feeling it. Could be the straps, could be the fabrics. It’s just not singing to us.

 
 

Michael McMillian
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Welcome to your first day at Ernst & Young, Mr. McMillian.

 
 

Janina Gavankar
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Looks like she went a little wild in the craft store.

 

 

Jurnee Smollett
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Hmmm. We’re just gonna say it: this is not attractive. We don’t like the shape of either peace, but we think we dislike the fabric even more.

 

 

Brett Lorenzini
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Cute but boring. Could’ve used some contrast.

 
 

Karolina Wydra
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Best dressed of the night. Perhaps a little overdressed, but she looks thematically on point for a premiere like this.

 
 

Anna Camp in Azzaro
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Cute bordering on twee, with the pink Barbie pumps doing most of the work of shoving this look right up to that border. Silver sandals would’ve been our choice.

 
 

Jessica Clark
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It’s… almost pretty? We think it all goes south in the skirt.

 

 

Nelsan Ellis
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STYLE.

Y’know? There’s a lot wrong here with the proportions and the fabrics, but he’s at least being true to himself on some level and standing out from the crowd. Can’t fault that.

 

 

Riley Smith
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Could you possibly be any more boring?

 

 

Zoey Deutch in Tanya Taylor
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An outdoor tablecloth of a dress.

 

 

Ashley Hinshaw
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Yow. Looks like someone decided to engage in a little “Be Me or Do Me” -style attention-grabbing. Attagirl. Don’t forget to read Chapters 4 & 5. Make notes in the margins. We encourage it.

 

 

Bailey Noble
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YAWNING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

 

 

Kristin Bauer van Straten
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She’s letting the dress do the work, but that’s probably smart. Nothing’s fighting it, at least. And it’s an interesting dress.

 

 

Ryan Kwanten
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A+ for putting the effort in, but we really don’t love the cut paired with that plaid.

 

 

 
 

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