It’s a good thing we’re only her imaginary gay uncles.
Because if she really was our niece, we’d be beside ourselves with style-based outrage, which is the hissiest outrage of all, kittens.
Honestly, fly your freak flag. We’re all for it. If you’re a dirt-eating moon worshipper, then go and do that thing, with our blessing. And if you want to dress to show the world just how crunchy your granola is, we’re fully supportive. Style’s all about expressing yourself, as far as we’re concerned; not about conforming.
BUT – and we’re sorry; we have to be blunt here – she’s a beautiful 22-year-old movie star in a cute dress looking like a frazzled 40-year-old substitute middle school art teacher. The bags, the sandals, the sunglasses – ALL TOTALLY WRONG FOR THIS DRESS. The nice folks at Preen lent you that thing, dear; the least you could do is find a pair of cute sandals that match and leave your Coppertone-smeared beach sunglasses in your luggage.
We are harrumphing so loudly right now, we can’t even tell you. Our cats have left the room.
She’s getting better at cleaning up, though. We have no complaints here except that this is obviously not her bag. There are ways to interpret her wild child point of view for the red carpet. We’d love it if her team could figure that out for her.
[Photo Credit: Celebrity Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Monitor/PacificCoastNews, Diane Cohen/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]