We get so few opportunities to yell at men for being too matchy in their pairings, so hopefully this will buy us some goodwill with all the ladies we’ve pissed off over the years for sneering at their Barbie shoes.
Blue tie, shoes, and belt? No. Absolutely not, Luke. That’s amateur level. Actually, to be more accurate, that’s totally retail. You look like a mannequin in the Fendi section. We hope this one came with a paycheck. Otherwise, we’d have to blame this super-matchy super-Fendi look on you.
And it’s time to impose a rule: If you’re wearing a wild print suit (and we LOVE this one, by the way), you need to be impeccable and you need to GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS. Play with your balls on your own time, boystars.
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