Not even the considerable style power of Miss Bingbing can make this one work, darlings.
Jesus, that skirt’s a mess. Half drunken flamenco dancer, half control-top panty.
This is not only a FMO – For Models Only – dress. It’s clearly a For Runways Only, because we don’t see how this thing can ever look good for more than 30 seconds at a time, and only on a 6-foot, 20-year-old size 2. And then there’s the vinyl placemat stitched to the front. Or the fact that the color’s doing her absolutely no favors.
Have we sufficiently gotten our point across that this dress is hurting our feelings as well as our senses? Well it is. We’re going to go have ourselves a good cry in the breakroom.
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