Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum at the “22 Jump Street” LA Premiere

Posted on June 11, 2014

Just a couple of bros, bro-ing all over the red carpet.

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We’ll never not enjoy when celebrities have fun on the red carpet. And it’s just good common sense, really. There’s an army of bitchy people who make their living looking at pictures of celebrities on the red carpet and then saying mean things about them. (Can you imagine such a thing, darlings? Revolting.)  You might as well shake things up for them. They might wind up being just a little less bitchy to you for entertaining them.

This is the gay mafia speaking. Nice red carpet you’ve got here. A shame if anything happened to it…

Anyway, style choices. Channing? Clearly has his lucky film premiere suit on. We loved it last time he wore it and we love it no less here, although the tie’s kinda boring. Love the striped shirt, though. Jonah?

Jonah.

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah. This is not good. It’s a nice enough suit, but the jacket needs to be buttoned at all times – and it obviously can’t be, without some pulling. It’s too small on him. And we have no idea how a grown man leaves the house with his tie flapping around his crotch. That is WAY too long. We also question the fit on the pants, which look way too balloon-y on him, especially around the waist and hips. Everything that’s going wrong with this look is contributing to making him look heavier than he is. Sloppiness and poor fit are the enemies of the round-bellied man in a suit. Trust.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PRPhotos.com, KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Kevin Winter/Getty Images]

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