Jessica Alba in David Koma at the 2014 Guys’ Choice Awards

Posted on June 09, 2014

Jessica-Alba-David-Koma-2014-Guys-Choice-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jessica-Alba-David-Koma-2014-Guys-Choice-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Jessica Alba attends the Spike TV’s Guys’ Choice 2014 Awards at Sony Studios in Culver City, California in a David Koma dress from the Fall 2014 collection paired with a Diane von Furstenberg clutch, Hugo Boss black ankle-strap sandals, Pearl Collective earrings, and Melissa Kaye Jewelry rings.





[Photo Credit: Peter West/ACE/,, IMAXTree]

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  • RussellH88

    Because nothing says “Guy’s Choice” like a cage around your tits.

    • kimmeister

      I can see the new activism trend now: Guys for cage-free boobs.

  • Emily Giovanni

    Wait, there’s a Guys’ Choice Awards? *cringing* not sure I want to know what the categories are…

    • Carleenml

      I had the same reaction. WTF/guys choice.

      • paginatrix

        Finally! Guys get a choice! Guys’ opinions have been stifled for too long!

        • SugarSnap108

          I hope this is only the beginning, and one day Guys will enjoy full freedom of expression.

    • Bad Idea Jeans

      I think they basically just invite Jessica Alba, declare her “Guys’ Choice”, give her some sort of award, and call it a night.

      • decormaven

        And push BK burgers. What a shill.

    • Karen Belgrad

      From Wikipedia, 2014 winners (SPOILER!!!!)

      Guy of the Year: Matthew McCounaughey
      Hottest Couple: Key & Peele
      Biggest Ass Kicker: Norman Reedus
      Hot & Funny: Julia Louis-Dreyfus
      Guycon: Johnny Knoxville
      Holy Grail of Hot: Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge
      Smartacus: Chris Hardwick
      Our New Girlfriend: Emily Ratajkowski
      Primetime: Andy Samberg
      King of Comedy: Kevin Hart
      Troops Choice: Mark Walhberg
      Decade of Hotness: Sandra Bullock
      Rookie of the Year: Eddie Lacy vs Matt Harvey
      Jean-Claud Gahd Dam: Eva Green vs Lauren Cohan
      Outstanding Literary Achievement: Nick Offerman, “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man’s Fundementals for Delicious Living” vs Grumpy Cat, “Grumpy Cat: A Grumpy Book”
      Brotherly Love: The Robertsons (Phil, Si and Willie) vs The Wahlbergs (Mark, Donnie and Paul)
      Most Dangerous Man: Daryl Dixon vs Raymond “Red” Reddington
      Hottest Emma: Emma Watson vs Emma Stone
      Most Desirable Woman: Rihanna

      • Emily Giovanni


        • Little_Olive

          thank you, I was at a loss for words.

      • BlairBear

        Haha at Brotherly love. Given Phil’s comments that seems a bit on the nose

      • AC Simons

        I own and love Nick Offerman’s book, “Paddle Your Own Canoe”

        • leahpapa

          And I will not have a word spoken against Key & Peele. Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

          • Carleenml

            I loved it when they turned up on Fargo. (a reason to watch if you haven’t)

          • DuBey2

            LOVE them AND the series.

      • sugarkane105

        I have no problem with the (mostly benign) objectification of the female celebrities in some of these categories, but I do wish we had an equivalent Women’s Choice Awards! (Girls’ Choice? Chick’s Choice?)
        Woman of the Year: Lupita Nyong’o
        Decade of Hotness: Robert Downey, Jr.
        Queen of Comedy: Melissa McCarthy
        Our New Boyfriend: Tom Hiddleston
        Yadda, yadda, yadda.

        • Danielle

          I’ve been dreaming up Women’s Choice Awards categories all morning. My favorite:
          The Laverne Cox Award for Being Laverne Cox: Laverne Cox

        • Thomas

          I’m all for equal objectification.

        • mlurve

          There should be a Bitter Kittens’ Choice Awards show!

          • smayper

            Now THAT I would watch/attend/vote for.

      • KinoEye

        Sigh. Because all men agree with these (completely heteronormative) choices, and we really needed a show about Men’s Choices. Because we totally aren’t inundated and affected by Men’s Choices on a daily basis. And because we all really, really care about who the Hottest Emma was this year.

        • Karen Belgrad

          I need a shower now.

      • Imasewsure

        Wow I thought you were kidding… and where is the Adam Sandler Lifetime Achievement Award? Maybe next year…

        • CelandineM

          OK that just made me snort!

      • Introspective

        oh i see. douchebaggery in award format. lovely way to start off my workweek.

      • AnaRoW

        That list is less offensive than I expected. Except for Johnny Knoxville and few names I don’t recognize, I like most of the winners.

      • littlevase

        Seeing Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Sandra Bullock on the otherwise pretty cringe-worthy list makes me feel there is hope for mankind. The male part of the list is basically a who’s-who of brofus dickweeds or guys who play brofus dickweeds.

        • smayper

          Wouldn’t it be great if Alan Cummings won something?

    • Imasewsure

      And the award for the Hottest Babe in a Beer Commercial is…..

    • YoungSally

      I am just amazed by the sponsors…UGH.

      But I gather that the categories include abs on dudes, boobies (on girls), monster trucks, shirts without sleeves and beer.

    • Thomas

      The worst part is they put a pair of antlers on the photos of the nominees like they’re a hunting trophy. You can’t make this stuff up.

    • demidaemon

      Oh, there is indeed. I believe it is aired on Spike, the channel for manly men or some such BS.

  • sugarkane105

    I forgot how beautiful she is. She, on the other hand, forgot her hairbrush.

  • PastryGoddess

    Her face, body, legs, and feet, are 4 different colors.

    • Anna

      The 4 different spray tans and bronzers are to make her appear more interesting. Which of course, she is not. As bland as Biel.

  • boweryboy

    The runway version is better. The neckline gives it the drama her version lacks. I am thankful for the sheer, probably the first and only time I will ever say that.

    • zuzu

      I think the sheer doesn’t really work. It could just be that it’s bunching.

      • demidaemon

        I think it’s kind of pointless. It’s already a set of midriff frames that we can see, why bother putting extra fabric there that is not only not going to distract but call more attention to that part of the body?

      • boweryboy

        Oddly enough, it’s working for me and I don’t know why since I abhor just about anything sheer. I do think she should have kept the original neckline as well

    • Alicia

      They took a very Audreybot dress from the runway and made it Guy’s Choice. That is not a good thing for fashion.

  • Karen Belgrad

    I didn’t know the Burger King was using leather fry baskets now

    • Anna


  • Glam Dixie

    That eye makeup is horrendously over done and the netting is wrinkled and her hair needs a brush and I don’t like the shoes much either.

  • MarissaLG

    All hail the Burger Queen!

  • MinAgain

    I think she looks good. The shoes are great.

  • @Biting Panda

    Girl. That’s a lot of eyeshadow and a lot of shoe.

  • BlairBear

    An abdominal window and leather bondage elements groundbreaking. You so edgy mommy

  • lamamu

    She looks fantastic. I like the alteration on the dress and the shoes rock. A different lip shade and some color on her toenails would have been nice. And a fun clutch with a pop of color. Otherwise, she nailed it.

  • Shelby

    I actually really like the dress (on her and for the, ahem, venue), but I’m not a fan of the shoes, for some reason.

  • ktr33

    I must say I think this is all quite good! I appreciate her attempt at, uh, modesty, but I would’ve preferred it without the sheer stuff. She’s young enough and has the body to carry it off, because it’s really not much exposure. Attagirl!

  • Grumpy Girl

    That doesn’t look like her head.

  • Pablo

    And now I want a burger. The lenght on the runway looks better.

  • barbarienne

    Dear, you have a beautiful face. Get that crap off your eyes. It’s not doing you any favors.

    I think the main problem with the titbasket is that it rises a bit too high. It looks uncomfortable in the armpit area.

    • Twigg

      “titbasket” is my new favorite word.

  • kimmeister

    The straps on the shoes remind me of the diagram on a basketball court. Which makes for some pretty ugly shoes, but I guess if you’re at the Guy’s Choice awards . . .

  • MilaXX

    I prefer the original dress but the true offender here are those shoes, the way they fit on her feet and those undone toes. It’s a minor scroll down fug for me.

    • marlie

      They’re done, but they’re the same nude-ish color as her fingernails. But she really needed some color, because those fugly shoes do draw the eye to her feet.

      • Dollhead

        I’m seenig a lot of this nude/natural nail pedicure and am starting to wonder if it’s a thing now? (Along with unbrushed hair)

        • marlie

          It may be. I even got a “nude” mani a few weeks ago. 😛

    • Snailstsichr

      And in the shot of just her feet, it looks like her legs are on backwards. I am so tired of the “I have to pee” pose.

  • nannypoo

    It’s too long. I’m glad she got rid of that boob-to-neck detail on the model’s version. I don’t mind the shoes but I don’t think they’re right for the dress.

  • marlie

    OK dress, but those shoes are gawdawful. Also, the whole outfit seems like a stereotype of what guys find sexy (except that it’s not short).

  • kmk05

    She looks like she’s going clubbing. To a classier club, though, or else she’d need to slash the bottom of that dress at least a foot. But I guess that’s apt for ‘Guy’s Choice Awards’.

  • James

    They seemed to have pulled the dress up, when the removed that tits to neck part and now it just looks a bit awkward. Too high. Also snip the length, it’s better on the model. Otherwise I really love that dress. I also want to pass her the baby wipes I have in my bag to get rid of that gunk on her eyes.

    • lunchcoma

      The length is my major objection to this. Jessica is clearly several inches shorter than the model, and having the dress be so long in comparison to her legs messes up the proportions.

  • Imasewsure

    Prefer the neckline on the original. Love the shoes but not with the outfit… that being said, this is very venue-appropriate!!

  • Danielle

    The hair omg

  • Lily

    Damn! And done!

  • FibonacciSequins

    The shoes look like they were made with rubber tires.

  • alyce1213

    Well, there’s a guy’s choice dress if I ever saw one.

  • bringbackbeatles

    I love this look. The only things I would change are the makeup along her lower lash line ends up looking like dark circles, I would have way lightened up the eye makeup, and I would have just a bit of a brighter lip bc this one is just too light and too pink.

  • unbornfawn

    I like the dress. I wish she hadn’t lengthened the hem.

  • Patrick Cleary

    Nothing classes up the joint like Burger King logos on a step-and-repeat.

  • KT

    I’m going to look like a femme fatale at the guys’ choice awards because I have no capability of original thought!

  • DuBey2

    Never heard of ’em before, but I gotta love Guys’ Choice for giving “decade of hotness” to Sandra B. Also for Key and Peele!

  • DuBey2

    Best I’ve seen her in a long time. I think this styling suits her. Love her hair.

  • amanda lynn

    she knows the crowd.

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      I was going to say, “Playing to her audience”.

      • amanda lynn

        yup; exactly.

  • Dan_In_NYC

    Professional Product Launcher, Jessica Alba, looking gorgeous.

  • demidaemon

    I love that, of all the alterations she chose, she had to have it lined in pantyhose fabric for her midsection. What’s the point, when you are already wearing the DO ME dress. Not that I love this at all, but really. Why bother?

  • Sophie

    All in all, I rather like the dress. Nothing else, but the dress is fine.

  • livesarah

    Certainly venue appropriate. And while I don’t think she looks bad in anything, I really don’t like any of it.

  • veleri

    I say nope to the eye make up.

  • MannahattaMamma

    what does Jessica Alba DO, anyway? Yeah, there’s that product line but seriously…she’s like a blank slate in a fancy dress.