Jamie Dornan for Interview Magazine

Posted on June 02, 2014

Good LORD.

Fair warning: this isn’t quite Not Safe For Work, but it’s probably Not Safe For The Faint of Heart.

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On not being good at auditions: “I’d been auditioning for parts for years. I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions. I know there are people who can walk into those rooms and make those lines sing on the page and get the job immediately. I wasn’t one of them. I’m still not one of them.”

On his physique: “I don’t like my physique. Who does? I was a skinny guy growing up, and I still feel like that same skinny kid.”

 

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We should’ve saved this one for Sausage Friday, but we couldn’t wait that long. It would have been cruel to keep this from you. Besides, it probably does you more good on Monday, when you really need the shot of excitement to get you through the day. Words words words who gives a shit you’re not reading this anyway. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, just don’t masturbate in work, okay? Because that’s gross.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for Interview Magazine]

    • TaurusKW

      WOOF!!!! I’m fanning myself like Miss Celie in church!

    • LadyVimes

      ….*ahem* bit warm in here.

      • sienna elm

        Never in my life have I ever been so disappointed to see red briefs!

        • Kent Roby

          The red briefs are just silly; they could’ve done some suds management for necessary cover!

          • Pepper Collins

            Or they could have just…not covered. ;)

            • LadyVimes

              Mm. Center fold material indeed.

    • Aliu

      Father, into thy hands, I commit my spirit…

    • TTotaler

      THANK YOU! Yes, this def made more of an impact on Monday. *This* is the way to start the week. Got my heart racing more than my coffee did/could.

    • kimmeister

      Doesn’t do a thing for me. *shrugs*

      • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

        A bit gross and odd, really. Is he masturbating in track pants in that one photo? Underwear in a soapy bath? The last one with him in short-shorts holding his leg reminds me of Sarah Hyland’s creepy doll editorial.

        • kirkyo

          Morning scratch

          • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

            He must be going deep if he needs his ass out.

        • smayper

          I really hate the hands in the pants. It’s just gross and porny. Again: we understand that pretty people have genitals. Why must you remind us so stridently?

    • Anna

      Hot in…
      So hot in herre…
      So hot in…

      And what movie is this now?? Because THIS I would watch.

      • Danielle

        50 Shades, sigh.

        • Anna

          Unfortunately, I know! Whatever the “plot” of this editorial is supposed to be is the movie I’d rather watch!

          • Danielle

            Anything for him to keep that beard. Woof. This is Doing Things for me.

            • Anna

              Yup. Major feels. Want to clean him up and get him dirty over and over again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1234087433 Jen Freeman

      Love the Cicero! I always love it when you two get all brainy. And I needed the brain boost since I lost some cerebral function looking at these.

    • Miss wks

      hahahahaha….he bubbled in the bath water….

    • gabbilevy

      NOTE TO ALL THE 50 SHADES HATERS: He does exist outside of that schlock, do yourselves favors and go watch The Fall (Hi Gillian Anderson with her other-natural British accent!) and forget E.L. James ever plagued the world with her “books.”

      • Vegas Girl

        I SO wish he had not taken that 50 shades of crap role! I’m not really familiar with his work, but saw him on Graham Norton and he was delightful. For that reason alone, I think he is too good for 50 shades.

      • Julie Chase

        He is SO GOOD in The Fall.

      • Scimommy

        I would, but I hate watching gore and psychopaths. So I’ll wait for him to play someone else (NOT Christian Gray) to appreciate his talents.

        • Aurumgirl

          It’s not a gorefest–it’s a really, really, really good police procedural with a twist (a smart, no-bullshit female-in-charge character who points out the real reason so many woman are killed). And his depiction of a killer is very realistic (in terms of the psyche motivating him).

        • homofascist

          If you don’t like watching psychopaths I would probably stay away. It is an excellent show, but he is insanely creepy. Like one of the creepiest characters I have ever seen. My tolerance is fairly high and even I was like completely skeeved out.

    • CeeQ

      hot DAMN.

      Side bar – he could be Henry Cavill’s brother, no? I’m seeing some resemblance =D

      • Wink

        Yes, Henry Cavill — with a pinch of Ashton Kutcher.

      • KateShouldBeWorking

        NOOOO!!! Because then how will they make out?

        • Danielle

          With lots of tongue, I hope.

          • KateShouldBeWorking

            You and me both, girl.

            • CeeQ

              I love that my comment sparked this whole discussion. LOL!

        • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

          Girl, you have evidently not seen any gay pr0n. Because if you did, you’d know that’s the exact “plot” if they even have so much as the same colored hair. So Henry vs Jamie is absolutely not off the table.

          • KateShouldBeWorking

            Am I reading this correctly: A common “plot” of gay adult films is incest? Not my thing but there’s a lid for every pot, I suppose

            • Danielle

              It is for all the Supernatural fanfics I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.

            • demidaemon

              75% of Supernatural fanfic is incest, with 24% being gay angel on man, and 1% being hetero.

            • formerlyAnon

              One can only blame the lack of foresight of those who cast & write Supernatural, hiring 2 good looking men to play brothers. I mean, they *could’ve* adjusted to plot so they were, oh, boarding school roommates?, foster children? step siblings? best friends since tee ball team in the first grade? But NOOOO. They had to ruin Supernatural fanfic for those of us who greet even entirely fictional incest with “eeeewww.”

            • demidaemon

              I know. That’s why i only read Dean/Castiel fanfic, as at least that is palatable (and also clearly played up in the show).

        • marlie

          You just made me laugh out loud on the bus. xo

    • PastryGoddess

      hmmm…things aren’t moving for me at all.

    • Twigg

      I’ll be in my bunk.

    • Coolekat

      I love the lorem ipsum

      • Sarah

        “Let’s see what loves or pursues or desires the pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure.” Indeed. Toiling with your pants half off, it would appear.

    • Isana Leshchinskaya

      I’ll be in my bunk

    • colorjunky

      Ineffably hot…. Sigh

      • lamamu

        I’d call him f-able.

        • Kent Roby

          I plan to incorporate “ineffably f-able” into my daily vocabulary.

    • Frank_821

      The shot of him in the addidas jacket made me stop breathing

    • deelup

      alk;asdfowier;lakjs;flkjasd;leoi angadnfdf;pijasdgflj………

    • HobbitGirl

      Is he the guy in Godzilla?

      Also: woof.

    • Glam Dixie

      Holy sweet jeezus and mother alsdfa, hand in pants, wet, leather, adfassfofsadfk. I don’t even like this dude, but there is only so much I can take before even I succumb.

      • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

        Really…says the poor widow lady who hasn’t had a man in her bed (or anywhere else) in 5 years…mercy, mercy, talk about the nostrils flaring and a little guttural groaning going on…somebody pass me the funeral parlor fan!

    • BookManFilm

      I do declare…(fans self, burns down Atlanta)

      • largishbearishAtlish

        cough

    • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

      Another vote for The Fall – you MUST WATCH THIS. Seriously. :)

    • Jessica Freeman

      And I’m done working for the day.

    • ConnieBV

      Hold that pose, I’m on my way. Thanks, Uncles!

    • shirab

      Hand in pants and what looks like bare ass on the bed (in whose bedroom, I’d like to know)? Red briefs in the grungy bathtub? I don’t know whether to be hot and bothered or to laugh hysterically.

      • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

        I have to agree, while these photos are HOT HOT HOT they are also enormously ridiculous.. :)

        • siriuslover

          I wonder how he felt when the photographer said, OK, pull your pants down just below your butt and stick your hand in your crotch.

          • FibonacciSequins

            After filming FSoG, it probably seemed like just another day on set to him.

          • justjude

            Considering the same photographer did a previous photo shoot with him some years back with his (not sure what’s allowed here on TLo) male friend downstairs hanging out for all to see, i would say he feels okay putting his hand down his trousers.

            • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

              Is this available on the internet, in *this* world? Please to advice me further! :)

              If so, MUST GOOGLE.

            • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

              Google is our friend today my friends. ;)

              OH WOW. be aware there are some fakes though..

            • Kent Roby

              “It’s worth a google”

            • Kent Roby

              I’m surprised that the interwebs didn’t just crash from all us BK’s googling “Jamie Dornan Nude Pictures Legit”!

          • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

            I would totally turn into the female Terry Richardson:

            “Put your hand in your pants. No, further in there. No, no! Now pull it out a little more. No, wait, put it back where it was before. OH FOR GOD’S SAKE! JUST LET ME SHOW YOU WITH MY HAND!!”

            • demidaemon

              :)

    • sherrietee

      I feel a little faint. Oh my goodness. A little beefcake with my lunch. How lovely.

    • Crystal

      Does he have his hand in his pants?????

      Also damn sir. You are attractive.

      • Kent Roby

        Yes, and bare butt on the bed. One must study these shots carefully to not miss any of the artistry in the shadows.

        • formerlyAnon

          “artistry”
          heh

    • Sarah

      Aww. Get over your body dysmorphia dude. You Superfly.

    • siriuslover

      hahahaha, Lorem ipsum! These are some, umm, rather interesting shots…

      • sugarkane105

        I’m about to Lorem ipsum in my pants.

      • Kent Roby

        As always, this site is completely educational. I have just learned all about lorem ipsum, and have discovered that there is also bacon ipsum, which is, natch, a meatier version of lorem ipsum. After doing a bit more googling, I’m declaring Mr. Dornan as bacon ipsum.

    • JasmineAM

      He’s like a mix of Fassbender and Cavill. Good lord.

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      I’m not working today…

      I have to admit, though, that the cigarette was like a cold shower.

    • WendyD

      ABS. ABS. STAIRS. ABS.

    • Kerry McCombs

      Nice Smiths t-shirt.

      • mozzer0906

        I thought the same, he had me at Hatful of Hollow

    • sugarkane105

      Now I have that “I Touch Myself” song stuck in my head.

      • demidaemon

        HAHAHAHA! How utterly appropriate in so many ways.

    • Danielle

      WHAT IS AIR

    • Wink

      He’s so dirty – in just the right way. I can even overlook the neck beard.

    • Kathleen

      He doesn’t do it for me. Cicero on the other hand… #nerdgasm

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      ooh lordy. i may have the vapors after seeing this. heavens to betsy…someone fetch me a fan and a cool glass of lemonaide.

    • Julie Chase

      THIGHS. And JAWLINE.

      • sugarkane105

        Don’t forget BUTTCHEEK.

      • Anna

        And PECS and ABS.

        AKA: The BK rendition of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.

    • Jennifer Bober

      It was getting warm until I saw the cigarette and then the temperature dropped 10 degrees. Sorry, that’s a MAJOR turn off. I kissed a smoker ONCE. It tasted like licking an ash tray.

    • @Biting Panda

      Oh. Oh my.

    • FibonacciSequins

      He just doesn’t do it for me. Best of luck to him and all.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        THANK GOD. I thought there was something wrong with me. I am a (mostly) straight woman who loves bearded, ripped guys, and this did nothing for me. I think he’s just not my type, somehow, weirdly, since he really should be.

        • boweryboy

          You’re not alone. While I can appreciate the beefiness, he’s so not my type either.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Hottie hotness. Too bad about that silly movie I hear he’s starring in.

    • acevedob

      Thank you. Just thanks.

    • Melanie

      HELLO SIR.

    • fiddlecub

      Pardon, I must adjourn to the work restroom to–er–relieve the pressure.

    • Audrey Lee

      HOLY SMOKES. With the legs and the beard and the TUB. Sweet baby jesus.

    • MW

      I mostly hate the styling but thankfully there are things to look at beside the clothes here.

    • MsMajestyk

      DAMN. That is all.

    • MaggieMae

      Well. THAT was a nice surprise.

    • Melanie

      He’s really good in The Fall with Gillian Anderson. Excellent eye candy, if not so compelling drama.

    • homofascist

      This is making my LIFE complete today!

    • BlairBear

      Dem thighs !!

    • KT

      I believe this is the perfect inspiration for a new segment you guys should have: Boner Mondays!

      Let’s all gather ’round and bond over our shared boners and ladyboners, shall we? It’ll be like fireside chats, but way hotter

    • Alyssa

      My husband will be out of town the majority of the next 3 weeks…I do believe I shall bookmark this post. ;)

    • deech_sea

      Nice! Thank you!

    • Liz

      4 years of Latin and I’ve forgotten it all, and if I hadn’t these pictures might have made me forget. I like him better with his clothes on (and his hands visible). I’m getting Tom Brady in the last photo and not just because he’s in a football jersey.

    • Carla_Charlton

      Laughing so hard right now–and that’s REALLY what I need on Mondays!

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      It isn’t for me, but I am pleased to see an excellent example of male objectification. You go with those ridiculous legs-splayed poses for all the world to ogle.

    • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

      I actually twitched at that last shot. My word.

    • Lily

      I wonder how that photo shoot went. “Er, yeah, so eh, Jamie… you think we could do something really edgy like have you stick your hand down your pants and maul your own junk, because… yeah, that would really bring in the readers.” Perfect running the edge between hetero- and homo- erotic here. Well played, Interview.

    • RescueMe23

      He’s pretty hot – but there’s no way in hell I’m seeing that movie. I wasted hours of my life reading that trash.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      Urgh. Chavtastic styling.

    • alyce1213

      He’s a good looking guy, but this spread is giving me the itchies. He looks all grimy and smoky. The dirty bathwater made me throw up in my mouth a little.
      Sorry, this is just not my idea of sexy.

      • Joanna

        I agree – I just can’t get behind gross = sexy. I mean, there’s sweaty, which can be hot, but this is unbathed (or bathed in gross dirty water), which doesn’t work for me.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      This is me looking at a grown man in a bunch of smedium outfits: :-/ And that bathwater is hella sketchy.

    • deech_sea

      Still looking….

    • E.Nelson

      Great Peto Coast drag; he looks straight outta Eric Videos.

      I absolutely feel that porn reference was warranted, considering the nature of this cinematic abortion.

    • Tanya Wade

      He’s not my brand of sausage, but the soccer thug look crossed with the Smiths T-shirt is a juxtaposition I can get behind. Words words words….that’s a nice bit of rough….words words words

    • zenobar

      Come for the beefcake, stay for the Smiths tee.

    • lalahartma

      Yum.

    • krelnick

      He kinda looks like a bored terrorist.

      • Imasewsure

        Hot bored terrorist though

    • Jacob Bowen

      Oh my gosh I have been gone too long…mmmmmmmmm. This is enough to get me through 2 more hours of 6 year olds.

    • http://www.wilde-travels.com/ Jacob Marek

      Be still, my beating heart.

    • sleepycat

      Oh boy! saved each of those images on my laptop. Great I was trying to go the distance for Pride this weekend, but boy did the bath and the last images work me up. #youknowyouaregaywhen

    • The Versatile Chef

      I…er….hmmmm.

      No.

    • Nazzzy

      It’s all that body hair that does it for me. Other than that…meh

      • boweryboy

        It’s amazing how a little bit of body hair can amp up a guy’s sexiness, innit? Cause yeah, meh.

    • titaness25

      I give you the reason I watched OUAT- le Hot Sheriff. I legit had A Moment of Utter Sorrow when Regina crushed his heart. Took me two seasons to forgive her- and even lately, I cackled at her latest Season Finale sorrow. Titaness don’t forgive assassination of hotties like him.

      • Nicoclaws

        I live for a scene with Sexynocchio, Sexy Sheriff Graham (SSG) and Hook. Comparing scars in the jungle.

        • titaness25

          Add Mad Hatter/Jefferson and you have yourself my own dream orgy…of respect and appreciation. Ahem.

    • boweryboy

      If they’re going for gay porn star realness, then nailed it. Yet, I’m still not sure if that’s a good thing or not… nice legs, though.

    • Nicoclaws

      He has skin problems ! That makes us one thing in common ! SO MANY THINGS WE COULD TALK ABOUT ! CALL ME !
      Sorry.

    • Cynica

      Thank you for restoring my will to live.

    • PatAfan

      What? No comments about his wardrobe or lack thereof?

    • Ashleigh

      Thank god for an interesting male editorial!!!

    • Qitkat

      It’s a good thing I’m not at work, that final sentence just slayed me!
      WOOF!

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Pass that cigarette over here Jamie. (I quit smoking over 20 years ago, but I still miss that cigarette after.)

    • ThaliaMenninger

      He’s certainly a hot looking guy. I just feel bad for him he’s stuck in that idiotic movie.

    • OhSheila

      Damn he’s hot.

    • Raymond Dnomyar

      I will throw money at this 50 shades of whatever movie

    • Imasewsure

      I’m not complaining here but what a strange guytorial… hawt… but strange

    • formerlyAnon

      He has over-corrected the skinny, a bit, for me. But still a scenic young man.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      LOVE me some furry pitts! WOOOOOF!

      um, who is he? an actor of some sort? singer? dancer?…comedian?

    • unbornfawn

      “Lorem ipsum” – love it! Lovely to look at. Thanks. I need him today.

    • Anna

      Hellooooo daddy!

    • Man Dala

      He’s the definition of sexy. I’m trying hard not to do what you said I shouldn’t do at work. But I’m weak, so I’m failing to do so.

    • Denise Rambo

      He lost me when I got a look at his bitten fingernails. Men with ugly hands just don’t do it for me.

      • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

        Didn’t notice the nails at first, but they do look shabby.

    • Mr. J.

      God, I love Hollywood…I mean, that’s what I always do–when I’m feeling bad about my physique and have low self-esteem, i take off my clothes and pose for pictures in my underwear with my legs spread.

    • http://sharialbert.com shazziz

      this made me laugh and other things very much. Thank you Uncles T & L!!! xoxox

    • demidaemon

      Humina. Interview may be a bit skanky, but I am not hating on them at this moment. I am so, so shallow.

    • marlie

      DAMN. Not all of these do it for me, but I definitely see his appeal here.

      ETA: SO glad I didn’t look at this at work.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

      Oh, my stars and garters.

    • somebody blonde

      Oh. My. God. Between the bathtub and the short shorts, I just cannot deal.

    • TwiddlyStun

      Ewwwwww. Why underwear in a tub. Why hand down the pants. Why slouchy. Bleh.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Oh heavens. He is very yummy, isn’t he?

    • Anne Silberman

      Yeah. I like boys. No question.

    • DesertDweller79

      He doesn’t do anything for me. I find the whole idea of him in 50 Shades to be ridiculous. Though, I’m not seeing it, so my opinion doesn’t matter there. I did like him in “The Fall”, though.

      • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

        “50 Shades to be Ridiculous.” I like it.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      He’s super hot and all, but I’m lusting more for that Smiths shirt he’s wearing in the touchy feely pic.

    • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

      guuuuhhhhhhh
      *weakly wipes drool*

    • Fred Vaughn

      Now my day can proceed.

    • Mona_Visa

      I love you guys so, so, so much. Oh my god. That last photo is Jesus unicorn million-dollars birthday cake *good.*

    • JynxTheCat

      He doesnt like his body COME THE FUCK ON! Fine. I’ll have it then. Pass it.

    • https://plus.google.com/+FrankLithiumz/posts Frank Lithium

      Well… damn.