Jamie Dornan for Interview Magazine

Posted on June 02, 2014

Good LORD.

Fair warning: this isn’t quite Not Safe For Work, but it’s probably Not Safe For The Faint of Heart.

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On not being good at auditions: “I’d been auditioning for parts for years. I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions. I know there are people who can walk into those rooms and make those lines sing on the page and get the job immediately. I wasn’t one of them. I’m still not one of them.”

On his physique: “I don’t like my physique. Who does? I was a skinny guy growing up, and I still feel like that same skinny kid.”


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We should’ve saved this one for Sausage Friday, but we couldn’t wait that long. It would have been cruel to keep this from you. Besides, it probably does you more good on Monday, when you really need the shot of excitement to get you through the day. Words words words who gives a shit you’re not reading this anyway. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, just don’t masturbate in work, okay? Because that’s gross.  







[Photo Credit: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for Interview Magazine]

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  • TaurusKW

    WOOF!!!! I’m fanning myself like Miss Celie in church!

  • LadyVimes

    ….*ahem* bit warm in here.

    • sienna elm

      Never in my life have I ever been so disappointed to see red briefs!

      • Kent Roby

        The red briefs are just silly; they could’ve done some suds management for necessary cover!

        • Pepper Collins

          Or they could have just…not covered. 😉

          • LadyVimes

            Mm. Center fold material indeed.

  • Aliu

    Father, into thy hands, I commit my spirit…

  • TTotaler

    THANK YOU! Yes, this def made more of an impact on Monday. *This* is the way to start the week. Got my heart racing more than my coffee did/could.

  • kimmeister

    Doesn’t do a thing for me. *shrugs*

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      A bit gross and odd, really. Is he masturbating in track pants in that one photo? Underwear in a soapy bath? The last one with him in short-shorts holding his leg reminds me of Sarah Hyland’s creepy doll editorial.

      • kirkyo

        Morning scratch

        • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

          He must be going deep if he needs his ass out.

      • smayper

        I really hate the hands in the pants. It’s just gross and porny. Again: we understand that pretty people have genitals. Why must you remind us so stridently?

  • Anna

    Hot in…
    So hot in herre…
    So hot in…

    And what movie is this now?? Because THIS I would watch.

    • Danielle

      50 Shades, sigh.

      • Anna

        Unfortunately, I know! Whatever the “plot” of this editorial is supposed to be is the movie I’d rather watch!

        • Danielle

          Anything for him to keep that beard. Woof. This is Doing Things for me.

          • Anna

            Yup. Major feels. Want to clean him up and get him dirty over and over again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1234087433 Jen Freeman

    Love the Cicero! I always love it when you two get all brainy. And I needed the brain boost since I lost some cerebral function looking at these.

  • Miss wks

    hahahahaha….he bubbled in the bath water….

  • gabbilevy

    NOTE TO ALL THE 50 SHADES HATERS: He does exist outside of that schlock, do yourselves favors and go watch The Fall (Hi Gillian Anderson with her other-natural British accent!) and forget E.L. James ever plagued the world with her “books.”

    • Vegas Girl

      I SO wish he had not taken that 50 shades of crap role! I’m not really familiar with his work, but saw him on Graham Norton and he was delightful. For that reason alone, I think he is too good for 50 shades.

    • Julie Chase

      He is SO GOOD in The Fall.

    • Scimommy

      I would, but I hate watching gore and psychopaths. So I’ll wait for him to play someone else (NOT Christian Gray) to appreciate his talents.

      • Aurumgirl

        It’s not a gorefest–it’s a really, really, really good police procedural with a twist (a smart, no-bullshit female-in-charge character who points out the real reason so many woman are killed). And his depiction of a killer is very realistic (in terms of the psyche motivating him).

      • homofascist

        If you don’t like watching psychopaths I would probably stay away. It is an excellent show, but he is insanely creepy. Like one of the creepiest characters I have ever seen. My tolerance is fairly high and even I was like completely skeeved out.

  • CeeQ

    hot DAMN.

    Side bar – he could be Henry Cavill’s brother, no? I’m seeing some resemblance =D

    • Wink

      Yes, Henry Cavill — with a pinch of Ashton Kutcher.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      NOOOO!!! Because then how will they make out?

      • Danielle

        With lots of tongue, I hope.

        • KateShouldBeWorking

          You and me both, girl.

          • CeeQ

            I love that my comment sparked this whole discussion. LOL!

      • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

        Girl, you have evidently not seen any gay pr0n. Because if you did, you’d know that’s the exact “plot” if they even have so much as the same colored hair. So Henry vs Jamie is absolutely not off the table.

        • KateShouldBeWorking

          Am I reading this correctly: A common “plot” of gay adult films is incest? Not my thing but there’s a lid for every pot, I suppose

          • Danielle

            It is for all the Supernatural fanfics I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.

          • demidaemon

            75% of Supernatural fanfic is incest, with 24% being gay angel on man, and 1% being hetero.

          • formerlyAnon

            One can only blame the lack of foresight of those who cast & write Supernatural, hiring 2 good looking men to play brothers. I mean, they *could’ve* adjusted to plot so they were, oh, boarding school roommates?, foster children? step siblings? best friends since tee ball team in the first grade? But NOOOO. They had to ruin Supernatural fanfic for those of us who greet even entirely fictional incest with “eeeewww.”

          • demidaemon

            I know. That’s why i only read Dean/Castiel fanfic, as at least that is palatable (and also clearly played up in the show).

      • marlie

        You just made me laugh out loud on the bus. xo

  • PastryGoddess

    hmmm…things aren’t moving for me at all.

  • Twigg

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  • Coolekat

    I love the lorem ipsum

    • Sarah

      “Let’s see what loves or pursues or desires the pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure.” Indeed. Toiling with your pants half off, it would appear.

  • Isana Leshchinskaya

    I’ll be in my bunk

  • colorjunky

    Ineffably hot…. Sigh

    • lamamu

      I’d call him f-able.

      • Kent Roby

        I plan to incorporate “ineffably f-able” into my daily vocabulary.

  • Frank_821

    The shot of him in the addidas jacket made me stop breathing

  • deelup

    alk;asdfowier;lakjs;flkjasd;leoi angadnfdf;pijasdgflj………

  • HobbitGirl

    Is he the guy in Godzilla?

    Also: woof.

  • Glam Dixie

    Holy sweet jeezus and mother alsdfa, hand in pants, wet, leather, adfassfofsadfk. I don’t even like this dude, but there is only so much I can take before even I succumb.

    • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Really…says the poor widow lady who hasn’t had a man in her bed (or anywhere else) in 5 years…mercy, mercy, talk about the nostrils flaring and a little guttural groaning going on…somebody pass me the funeral parlor fan!

  • BookManFilm

    I do declare…(fans self, burns down Atlanta)

    • largishbearishAtlish


  • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

    Another vote for The Fall – you MUST WATCH THIS. Seriously. :)

  • Jessica Freeman

    And I’m done working for the day.

  • ConnieBV

    Hold that pose, I’m on my way. Thanks, Uncles!

  • shirab

    Hand in pants and what looks like bare ass on the bed (in whose bedroom, I’d like to know)? Red briefs in the grungy bathtub? I don’t know whether to be hot and bothered or to laugh hysterically.

    • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

      I have to agree, while these photos are HOT HOT HOT they are also enormously ridiculous.. :)

      • siriuslover

        I wonder how he felt when the photographer said, OK, pull your pants down just below your butt and stick your hand in your crotch.

        • FibonacciSequins

          After filming FSoG, it probably seemed like just another day on set to him.

        • justjude

          Considering the same photographer did a previous photo shoot with him some years back with his (not sure what’s allowed here on TLo) male friend downstairs hanging out for all to see, i would say he feels okay putting his hand down his trousers.

          • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

            Is this available on the internet, in *this* world? Please to advice me further! :)

            If so, MUST GOOGLE.

          • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

            Google is our friend today my friends. 😉

            OH WOW. be aware there are some fakes though..

          • Kent Roby

            “It’s worth a google”

          • Kent Roby

            I’m surprised that the interwebs didn’t just crash from all us BK’s googling “Jamie Dornan Nude Pictures Legit”!

        • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

          I would totally turn into the female Terry Richardson:

          “Put your hand in your pants. No, further in there. No, no! Now pull it out a little more. No, wait, put it back where it was before. OH FOR GOD’S SAKE! JUST LET ME SHOW YOU WITH MY HAND!!”

          • demidaemon


  • sherrietee

    I feel a little faint. Oh my goodness. A little beefcake with my lunch. How lovely.

  • Crystal

    Does he have his hand in his pants?????

    Also damn sir. You are attractive.

    • Kent Roby

      Yes, and bare butt on the bed. One must study these shots carefully to not miss any of the artistry in the shadows.

      • formerlyAnon


  • Sarah

    Aww. Get over your body dysmorphia dude. You Superfly.

  • siriuslover

    hahahaha, Lorem ipsum! These are some, umm, rather interesting shots…

    • sugarkane105

      I’m about to Lorem ipsum in my pants.

    • Kent Roby

      As always, this site is completely educational. I have just learned all about lorem ipsum, and have discovered that there is also bacon ipsum, which is, natch, a meatier version of lorem ipsum. After doing a bit more googling, I’m declaring Mr. Dornan as bacon ipsum.

  • JasmineAM

    He’s like a mix of Fassbender and Cavill. Good lord.

  • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

    I’m not working today…

    I have to admit, though, that the cigarette was like a cold shower.

  • WendyD


  • Kerry McCombs

    Nice Smiths t-shirt.

    • mozzer0906

      I thought the same, he had me at Hatful of Hollow

  • sugarkane105

    Now I have that “I Touch Myself” song stuck in my head.

    • demidaemon

      HAHAHAHA! How utterly appropriate in so many ways.

  • Danielle


  • Wink

    He’s so dirty – in just the right way. I can even overlook the neck beard.

  • Kathleen

    He doesn’t do it for me. Cicero on the other hand… #nerdgasm

  • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

    ooh lordy. i may have the vapors after seeing this. heavens to betsy…someone fetch me a fan and a cool glass of lemonaide.

  • Julie Chase


    • sugarkane105

      Don’t forget BUTTCHEEK.

    • Anna

      And PECS and ABS.

      AKA: The BK rendition of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.

  • Jennifer Bober

    It was getting warm until I saw the cigarette and then the temperature dropped 10 degrees. Sorry, that’s a MAJOR turn off. I kissed a smoker ONCE. It tasted like licking an ash tray.

  • @Biting Panda

    Oh. Oh my.

  • FibonacciSequins

    He just doesn’t do it for me. Best of luck to him and all.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      THANK GOD. I thought there was something wrong with me. I am a (mostly) straight woman who loves bearded, ripped guys, and this did nothing for me. I think he’s just not my type, somehow, weirdly, since he really should be.

      • boweryboy

        You’re not alone. While I can appreciate the beefiness, he’s so not my type either.

  • ashtangajunkie

    Hottie hotness. Too bad about that silly movie I hear he’s starring in.

  • acevedob

    Thank you. Just thanks.

  • Melanie


  • fiddlecub

    Pardon, I must adjourn to the work restroom to–er–relieve the pressure.

  • Audrey Lee

    HOLY SMOKES. With the legs and the beard and the TUB. Sweet baby jesus.

  • MW

    I mostly hate the styling but thankfully there are things to look at beside the clothes here.

  • MsMajestyk

    DAMN. That is all.

  • MaggieMae

    Well. THAT was a nice surprise.

  • Melanie

    He’s really good in The Fall with Gillian Anderson. Excellent eye candy, if not so compelling drama.

  • homofascist

    This is making my LIFE complete today!

  • BlairBear

    Dem thighs !!

  • KT

    I believe this is the perfect inspiration for a new segment you guys should have: Boner Mondays!

    Let’s all gather ’round and bond over our shared boners and ladyboners, shall we? It’ll be like fireside chats, but way hotter

  • Alyssa

    My husband will be out of town the majority of the next 3 weeks…I do believe I shall bookmark this post. 😉

  • deech_sea

    Nice! Thank you!

  • Liz

    4 years of Latin and I’ve forgotten it all, and if I hadn’t these pictures might have made me forget. I like him better with his clothes on (and his hands visible). I’m getting Tom Brady in the last photo and not just because he’s in a football jersey.

  • Carla_Charlton

    Laughing so hard right now–and that’s REALLY what I need on Mondays!

  • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

    It isn’t for me, but I am pleased to see an excellent example of male objectification. You go with those ridiculous legs-splayed poses for all the world to ogle.

  • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

    I actually twitched at that last shot. My word.

  • Lily

    I wonder how that photo shoot went. “Er, yeah, so eh, Jamie… you think we could do something really edgy like have you stick your hand down your pants and maul your own junk, because… yeah, that would really bring in the readers.” Perfect running the edge between hetero- and homo- erotic here. Well played, Interview.

  • RescueMe23

    He’s pretty hot – but there’s no way in hell I’m seeing that movie. I wasted hours of my life reading that trash.

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

    Urgh. Chavtastic styling.

  • alyce1213

    He’s a good looking guy, but this spread is giving me the itchies. He looks all grimy and smoky. The dirty bathwater made me throw up in my mouth a little.
    Sorry, this is just not my idea of sexy.

    • Joanna

      I agree – I just can’t get behind gross = sexy. I mean, there’s sweaty, which can be hot, but this is unbathed (or bathed in gross dirty water), which doesn’t work for me.

  • Jaeda Laurez

    This is me looking at a grown man in a bunch of smedium outfits: :-/ And that bathwater is hella sketchy.

  • deech_sea

    Still looking….

  • E.Nelson

    Great Peto Coast drag; he looks straight outta Eric Videos.

    I absolutely feel that porn reference was warranted, considering the nature of this cinematic abortion.

  • Tanya Wade

    He’s not my brand of sausage, but the soccer thug look crossed with the Smiths T-shirt is a juxtaposition I can get behind. Words words words….that’s a nice bit of rough….words words words

  • zenobar

    Come for the beefcake, stay for the Smiths tee.

  • lalahartma


  • krelnick

    He kinda looks like a bored terrorist.

    • Imasewsure

      Hot bored terrorist though

  • Jacob Bowen

    Oh my gosh I have been gone too long…mmmmmmmmm. This is enough to get me through 2 more hours of 6 year olds.

  • http://www.wilde-travels.com/ Jacob Marek

    Be still, my beating heart.

  • sleepycat

    Oh boy! saved each of those images on my laptop. Great I was trying to go the distance for Pride this weekend, but boy did the bath and the last images work me up. #youknowyouaregaywhen

  • The Versatile Chef



  • Nazzzy

    It’s all that body hair that does it for me. Other than that…meh

    • boweryboy

      It’s amazing how a little bit of body hair can amp up a guy’s sexiness, innit? Cause yeah, meh.

  • titaness25

    I give you the reason I watched OUAT- le Hot Sheriff. I legit had A Moment of Utter Sorrow when Regina crushed his heart. Took me two seasons to forgive her- and even lately, I cackled at her latest Season Finale sorrow. Titaness don’t forgive assassination of hotties like him.

    • Nicoclaws

      I live for a scene with Sexynocchio, Sexy Sheriff Graham (SSG) and Hook. Comparing scars in the jungle.

      • titaness25

        Add Mad Hatter/Jefferson and you have yourself my own dream orgy…of respect and appreciation. Ahem.

  • boweryboy

    If they’re going for gay porn star realness, then nailed it. Yet, I’m still not sure if that’s a good thing or not… nice legs, though.

  • Nicoclaws

    He has skin problems ! That makes us one thing in common ! SO MANY THINGS WE COULD TALK ABOUT ! CALL ME !

  • Cynica

    Thank you for restoring my will to live.

  • PatAfan

    What? No comments about his wardrobe or lack thereof?

  • Ashleigh

    Thank god for an interesting male editorial!!!

  • Qitkat

    It’s a good thing I’m not at work, that final sentence just slayed me!

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Pass that cigarette over here Jamie. (I quit smoking over 20 years ago, but I still miss that cigarette after.)

  • ThaliaMenninger

    He’s certainly a hot looking guy. I just feel bad for him he’s stuck in that idiotic movie.

  • OhSheila

    Damn he’s hot.

  • Raymond Dnomyar

    I will throw money at this 50 shades of whatever movie

  • Imasewsure

    I’m not complaining here but what a strange guytorial… hawt… but strange

  • formerlyAnon

    He has over-corrected the skinny, a bit, for me. But still a scenic young man.

  • largishbearishAtlish

    LOVE me some furry pitts! WOOOOOF!

    um, who is he? an actor of some sort? singer? dancer?…comedian?

  • unbornfawn

    “Lorem ipsum” – love it! Lovely to look at. Thanks. I need him today.

  • Anna

    Hellooooo daddy!

  • Man Dala

    He’s the definition of sexy. I’m trying hard not to do what you said I shouldn’t do at work. But I’m weak, so I’m failing to do so.

  • Denise Rambo

    He lost me when I got a look at his bitten fingernails. Men with ugly hands just don’t do it for me.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Didn’t notice the nails at first, but they do look shabby.

  • Mr. J.

    God, I love Hollywood…I mean, that’s what I always do–when I’m feeling bad about my physique and have low self-esteem, i take off my clothes and pose for pictures in my underwear with my legs spread.

  • http://sharialbert.com shazziz

    this made me laugh and other things very much. Thank you Uncles T & L!!! xoxox

  • demidaemon

    Humina. Interview may be a bit skanky, but I am not hating on them at this moment. I am so, so shallow.

  • marlie

    DAMN. Not all of these do it for me, but I definitely see his appeal here.

    ETA: SO glad I didn’t look at this at work.

  • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

    Oh, my stars and garters.

  • somebody blonde

    Oh. My. God. Between the bathtub and the short shorts, I just cannot deal.

  • TwiddlyStun

    Ewwwwww. Why underwear in a tub. Why hand down the pants. Why slouchy. Bleh.

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Oh heavens. He is very yummy, isn’t he?

  • Anne Silberman

    Yeah. I like boys. No question.

  • DesertDweller79

    He doesn’t do anything for me. I find the whole idea of him in 50 Shades to be ridiculous. Though, I’m not seeing it, so my opinion doesn’t matter there. I did like him in “The Fall”, though.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      “50 Shades to be Ridiculous.” I like it.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    He’s super hot and all, but I’m lusting more for that Smiths shirt he’s wearing in the touchy feely pic.

  • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

    *weakly wipes drool*

  • Fred Vaughn

    Now my day can proceed.

  • Mona_Visa

    I love you guys so, so, so much. Oh my god. That last photo is Jesus unicorn million-dollars birthday cake *good.*

  • JynxTheCat

    He doesnt like his body COME THE FUCK ON! Fine. I’ll have it then. Pass it.

  • https://plus.google.com/+FrankLithiumz/posts Frank Lithium

    Well… damn.