We’ve got a shit-ton of attention whores to run down, kittens, so let’s do this Quick n’ Dirty-style!
Or, y’know, Slow n’ Dirty-style. That would be good too.
BAM! Miss Lady is FEELIN’ IT!
Unfortunately we are not feelin’ her accessories.
Serving up DIVA.
And perfect 3/4 pose.
It’s a black sheer gown that we don’t hate. That can only be considered a win.
Matronly as hell. Girl, what were you thinking?
The hair and makeup look great, we dig the jewelry and the purse, and we like the idea of her in a gold metallic. We’re just not loving this dress.
Very pretty. We try and refrain from saying this, because it can so easily become overused, but it looks like a painting.
If you’ll just fill out this form and have a seat, someone from Human Resources will be with you shortly.
The skirt’s kinda cute but Sweet Oprah, those shoes. They’re hideous.
Don’t like the hair at all, but the gown’s pretty spectacular on her.
Fun to see a pantsuit, but it needs a little oomph in the styling.
Cute guy desperately in need of contrast.
‘HORRIBLE. Is she some sort of freedom fighter in lace?
A rare misfire from Tadashi Shoji.
This all looked great to us until we got to the skirt. Dammit. Shoulda lined that thing, girl.
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