2014 Critics’ Choice TV Awards Red Carpet Rundown – Part 1

We’ve got a shit-ton of attention whores to run down, kittens, so let’s do this Quick n’ Dirty-style!

Matt Bomer
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Or, y’know, Slow n’ Dirty-style. That would be good too.

Allison Janney
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 BAM! Miss Lady is FEELIN’ IT!

Unfortunately we are not feelin’ her accessories.

Danielle Brooks
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 Serving up DIVA.

And perfect 3/4 pose.

Annet Mahendru
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It’s a black sheer gown that we don’t hate. That can only be considered a win.

Christina Applegate in Mikael D
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 Matronly as hell. Girl, what were you thinking?

Uzo Aduba in Vintage
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 The hair and makeup look great, we dig the jewelry and the purse, and we like the idea of her in a gold metallic. We’re just not loving this dress.

Diane Kruger in Elie Saab Couture
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 Very pretty. We try and refrain from saying this, because it can so easily become overused, but it looks like a painting.

Freddie Highmore
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If you’ll just fill out this form and have a seat, someone from Human Resources will be with you shortly.

Bellamy Young in Honor
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 The skirt’s kinda cute but Sweet Oprah, those shoes. They’re hideous.

Wendi McLendon-Covey in Roland Mouret
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 Don’t like the hair at all, but the gown’s pretty spectacular on her.

Kat Graham in Escada
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Fun to see a pantsuit, but it needs a little oomph in the styling.

Ted Sears
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Cute guy desperately in need of contrast.

Mayim Bialik in Tadashi Shoji
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‘HORRIBLE. Is she some sort of freedom fighter in lace?

A rare misfire from Tadashi Shoji.

Natasha Lyonne in Chloé
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 This all looked great to us until we got to the skirt. Dammit. Shoulda lined that thing, girl.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

• Awards
• Critics’ Choice Television Awards
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown