Orange Is The New Black London Photocall Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on May 30, 2014

Orange-Is-The-New-Black-Season-2-London-Photocall-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)The cast of “Orange Is The New Black” attend a Season 2 photocall in London.

 Considering just how hard this cast is working to promote their show, we feel duty and honor-bound to give them our attention. Which means judging them, of course.  Let’s get to it.

 

Danielle Brooks
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Girls, what do we all think of this? We like the shape, but the blocking is too plain on the front and probably a little too tricky in the back. The front would be bettered in a higher contrast black-and-white or even black-and-gray, we’re thinking. LOVE the shoes.

 

Jason Biggs
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Points for aggressively outposing his co-stars, but that shirt and tie really don’t go with the suit. And he looks like a sweaty, disheveled regional director at the end of happy hour. Close your jacket, straighten out your pants and stand still, Jason.

 

 

Taylor Schilling in Vionnet
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We can’t stand skirts like that, but this is easily the prettiest she’s looked for this entire poledance. Nicely done.

 

 

Laura Prepon in Alice + Olivia
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Pairing that jacket with that dress looks like something you’d do for an editorial or magazine cover. It kinda doesn’t make sense in the so-called “real” world of celebrity photocalls. They just don’t go together. But again, this is probably the best she’s looked in a while. Love everything she’s got on; just don’t think it necessarily all goes together. Her hair looks great.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images, INFphoto.com]

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