Lady Gaga in Versace in New York City

Posted on May 15, 2014

Normcore, Gaga-style:

 

 

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She looks like an office manager in 1992.

She does have wonderfully thuggish tastes in bodyguards, though. We’ll give Steffi that one.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • Danielle

      I love the shoes but lord, that hair.

      • Sarah

        That hair and THOSE PANTS.

        • marlie

          That hair, those pants, and that shirt.

        • SugarSnap108

          Those pants are the enemy of pelvises everywhere.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

            They’re poochy grandma pants.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              The top is such a blousy look that I think slimmer cut pants would have worked better than the grandma bottoms

          • Jackie4g

            Although, they were the hot ticket in 1989. You could do crunches from now until eternity and still have a built in pooch with those pleats. Terrible.

            • AlexisPayne

              Its so wonderfully bad though.
              Can I get an amen that she is at least no wearing those pleather platform boots for once.

            • Jackie4g

              Amen, Sister.

            • Ali2044

              It is wonderfully bad. I’d never wear it, but I love seeing her wear it.

          • Kayceed

            Enemy of Pelvi – the Pants’ Revenge.

            • SugarSnap108

              I struggled over whether it was ‘pelvises’ or ‘pelvi.’

        • demidaemon

          YEEESH. Yeah.

      • Patricia Groves Dobrowski

        Keep the shoes, burn the rest.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

        That wig is not as bad as many others she has worn.

    • Carrie

      No. No. No.

    • imperfectlaura

      I actually think that top with skinny jeans would make a cool outfit. As is, it looks like the outfit of someone auditioning to be on What Not to Wear.

      • demidaemon

        I thought that was all her outfits. ;)

    • Kathy_Marlow

      I miss HGH (Hot Ginger Handler)

      • Anna

        And Steroid Picard!

      • Jackie4g

        As do we all. Sigh.

    • Miranda

      Who is Blair from The Facts of Life circa 1982??

      • AnaRoW

        Blair would never wear her hair like that. Tootie would though.

        • Karen Belgrad

          So would Phil Spector…

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      “Paired with brown trousers” – who would believe that so much fug could be contained in so few words?

      • charlotte

        And the wig isn’t even mentioned in the caption…

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          Wig or wigs? It almost looks like she is wearing two separate ones!

          • Patricia Groves Dobrowski

            Judging from the change in color and where it’s parted, it looks like a front comb piece, either with her hair or another wig in back. Either way, it’s a giant NO.

      • Terri Ellis

        Brown PLEATED Trousers. And I left those bangs behind at about age 10!

        • Sarah

          Thats a Tootie wig if I ever saw one. Put that mother in pigtails and give her some roller skates.

    • sundaynightaddict

      Those pants are giving me the Z Cavaricci flashback sweats.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Lady Gag. The looks get worse and worse!

    • ashtangajunkie

      I wonder what her real hair looks like.

      • madscntst

        At this point, so does she.

        • ashtangajunkie

          Ha! Most likely.

    • nannypoo

      I would love to know what that handler is thinking.

      • eowyn_of_rohan

        “Look at this basic bitch.”

      • formerlyAnon

        “Thank god she’s not wearing those godawful shoes. Someday we’re gonna miss some nutter who’s trying to take her down because we’re too busy making sure she’s not breaking a leg falling offa those motherfuckers.”

      • demidaemon

        “Who the hell is that? Oh, right, my client.”

    • Anna

      I love that “office manager from 1992″ is the Gaga equivalent of a t-shirt and jeans. This is the most “civilian” she’s ever looked.

      I’m also positive my mom owned this outfit and we subsequently sold them at a garage sale when my parents sold our old house 8 years ago. Now I know where they ended up!

    • Gatto Nero

      That wig.

      • formerlyAnon

        She’s got to have the largest collection of terrible wigs in the possession of a single individual, don’t you think?

    • @Biting Panda

      I wonder of she and Zosia Mamet are frinds? They look they could be fashion buddies.

    • Glam Dixie

      Dear God, those thighs in them jeans…drool…oh,sorry, Steffi’s doing something attention seeking? Sure, yeah, whatever.

    • titaness25

      Where’s Hot Ginger Dude? (I assume by your 1992 reference you mean this outfit is tragic.)

    • Coolekat

      If I appeared in public in that outfit my friends would stage an intervention.

    • Rhonda Shore

      Could those pants be any more hideous? Or that wig? Giant UGH.

    • Le_Sigh

      WHERE IS STEROID PICCARD DAMNIT??

    • majorbedhead

      Oh my god, those trousers! High-waisted AND pleated and look like they were sewn in a 7th grade home-ec class. *shudder* And that blouse is also hideous.

      I like the shoes. That’s about all I have….

    • imspinningaround

      She looks like the lost girl member of the Dick in a Box guys.

      • julnyes

        Which makes sense since she did film a video with them (the 3-Way Golden Rule one)

    • Anna

      From the neck up she looks like a blonde Cher from the late 60s – from the neck down, it’s all dumpsville.

    • amandamay83

      So much money. So little taste.

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        Don’t you just hate when that happens?

    • Twigg

      The shoes are kind of cute?

      • MoHub

        And they don’t have platform soles! that may be the only upside to all this.

        • 3boysful

          I looked at them and said–ah, she’s wearing normal shoes! I actually thought that about 4-5″ heels.

          • MoHub

            But not 4-5″ soles.

          • Gatto Nero

            Everything is relative in Gagaland.

    • Teresa Wyatt

      Fugly

    • http://www.jaimieteekell.com/ Jaimie

      I went through those against for the bodyguard. A better experience, that time.

    • Coleslaw McGraw

      Pleats are never in. Does she ever have an expression on her face?

      • Shawn EH

        Those pants are straight up 80s, like two steps from parachute material.

    • Roz

      So much precision in this fug….those sleeves rolled to that unusual length, the wig’s bangs trimmed to frame her face in the most unflattering way, the pants billowing around her ass in a symphony of unsexiness….

      • numenah

        Did you check out the fabric on those trousers?! Completely calculated FUG. Godawmighty.

        • Roz

          A very thorough job!

      • boweryboy

        “… the pants billowing around her ass in a symphony of unsexiness….”

        This sentence is pure awesomeness. I can not stop laughing.

      • Gatto Nero

        Adding “a symphony of unsexiness” to my list of must-use phrases.
        Thank you.

    • kipper

      So sweet that Nona could come up from Boca for Sissy’s graduation.

    • BitterOldQueen

      The shoes are amazing, and the outfit is so…normal that it’s shocking on Gaga, and since Gaga does Shocking, it’s exactly right. That wig, though, honey, is just awful.

    • B_C_J

      This is horribly unflattering. The pleats in the pants together with the blousing of the top are giving her a pear shape when the reality is that she has an enviable figure. The wig and glasses are simply ugly. The shoes are terrific.

    • MilaXX

      Like her shoes, the rest is still tired & boring. Not liking this new bodyguard. I miss HGH and Steroid Picard.

      • Violina23

        HGH forevuh…

      • boweryboy

        I’m not liking him either, but he’ll do in a pinch. Those jeans aren’t doing him any favors but adding about an inch to the inseam would work wonders.

      • formerlyAnon

        I like this one better than Steroid Picard. But neither will replace HGH in the mylar & plastic rose edifice that is the for pop culture and shallow snap judgements version of my heart.

    • YoungSally

      Perfect description!!

      Working 9-to-5, what a way to make a living…..

    • Pennymac

      That hair hurts my soul.

    • SayWhaaatNow

      John Lennon lives!

    • Betsy

      I laughed so hard at TLo’s description of this that my co-workers asked me what I was looking at on my computer.

    • StelledelMare

      I swear my grandmother has that shirt.

    • Melanie

      I don’t see any shoulder pads. WHERE IS YOUR DEDICATION, STEFFI?

      • formerlyAnon

        XO

    • ChiKat67

      Hideous from the ankles up.

    • Julie Ree

      i hope this is for some SNL bit she is doing.

    • smayper

      When I saw the thumbnail, I thought, “Man from 70s glam-rock band.” Anyone else get a distinctly masculine vibe?

      • demidaemon

        If it weren’t for the shoes, hell yes. All she needs is a pair of men’s dress shoes and she could be a drag king.

    • ktr33

      I think reactions to Gaga outfits come in 2 categories: 1) wow, what a crazy fabulous Gaga get-up; 2) um, I don’t get it but it’s Gaga so, um, maybe that’s the point, maybe?

    • Kathleen

      Ugh.

    • rissa42210

      I’m all for her 24-hr drag, but this just doesn’t look good.

    • courtney hooper

      She looks like Phil Spector.

    • leahpapa

      You guys, Penny Marshall looks amaaaahzing.

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        Did you read her book, “My Mother Was Nuts”? Hysterical.

        • Constant Reader

          I read parts of it in a bookstore and regret i didn’t buy it and read the whole thing. Must remedy that.

    • boweryboy

      Gaga, your pretensions bore me.

    • Emily Smith

      Ya know it doesn’t say much for Versace that as soon as I saw the first pic I thought “yikes that top is garish, must be a Versace blouse”.

      • FibonacciSequins

        I had exactly the same first thought!

    • marlie

      What the everliving f*ck is with that wig? The whole look is the definition of “no.”

      • mjude

        thank you.

      • demidaemon

        It looks like a wig that was purposely made for the sole reason of revealing during a lip sync to show that it was, indeed, a man in that dress. As if you could not have figured out otherwise.

    • Garcia Loca

      I don’t know where to start. OK, I admit utter defeat and retreat to other T&Lo posts.

    • uprightcitizen

      Not even office manager. More like the office crazy lady that makes everyone uncomfortable. She played a couple of characters like this when she hosted SNL, and this ensemble pretty much looks like the costume department at SNL put this together for her so she would look extra-awkward. Not that it matters with an outfit this ugly, but those pants look like they were hemmed with Elmer’s glue.

      • Constant Reader

        Agreed. I’ve been hesitant to post because this outfit is bringing back flashbacks of a completely tacky co-worker who dressed in a time warp and constantly gave me unsolicited fashion “advice” in a patient, crazy-second-grade-teacher tone. Also, she manipulated and lied and generally made my life hell. Even the frankly fake shade of blonde hair is on point. ::shudder::

        • demidaemon

          She sounds like a real keeper. Did you outlast her or did she outlast you?

          • Constant Reader

            She outlasted me. To be honest, she was better at being a manipulative, gaslighting bitch than I was at fighting a manipulative, gaslighting bitch.

            • demidaemon

              Well, it is your win really. Who wants to put up with that crap? She also sounds vaguely like one of my mother’s current coworkers.

            • Constant Reader

              Agreed about the win. The office situation was difficult before she showed up and toxic afterward. If your mom needs some insight into what’s happening, I highly recommend the book The Gaslight Effect by Dr. Robin Stern. It can be a little hard to find but it’s worth the effort. There is a Kindle edition or her local library system may have a copy. Halfway through reading it, I called a friend who worked in another department and said “Great news! I’m not crazy!” (He didn’t think I was and didn’t know I felt that way, but I did.) There are tools your mom can use to stop it, but they work best if you identify the problem early and take action then.

            • demidaemon

              By the way, thanks for the rec!

            • Constant Reader

              You’re welcome!

            • demidaemon

              Luckily, my mom has it finagled so that, right now, she does not have to work directly with said person. Said person has, though, already caused one person to quit, TPTB know she’s a ticking time bomb but refuse to let her go, and they work in a pharmacy where said person is allowing mistakes to go through, possibly hurting customers.

              In other words, while my mom seems to be out of the line of fire, said person has laid her sight on new and worse victims.

            • Constant Reader

              Ugh. I’ve heard stories like that from the medical field before. There’s got to be a special circle in Hell for people who take their own issues out on those who are sick.

            • demidaemon

              *nods sagely*

    • Shawn EH

      She’s rocking distaff Phil Spector! What shall we call this latest Statham-y protector?

    • FibonacciSequins

      lol. Normcore is the stupidest fashion trend ever.

      • demidaemon

        It is. But, if this is what all normcore was, I would love it just for the chance to snark on some fug. Unfortunately, it isn’t.

    • nycfan

      The sleeve length on that very 90s shirt seems … curious.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      I had that hair in 1967.

    • sherrietee

      I’m also getting a weird 70′s Elton John vibe. It’s a bit disconcerting.

    • RCH

      I have a theory that this woman “uglifies” herself because of low self esteem and fear other people would call her ugly. With this dressing and styling, no one can call her ugly since she is doing it herself, and it’s a costume. Who knows? I like pseudo-psychoanalyzing celebrities.

    • Qitkat

      If those brown pants get any uglier they’ll be in the loo.

    • Mary_Shelley

      I would have bought this outfit in the 90s, and then it would have sat in my closet forever, unworn, as a reminder of how things in the store can look different at home.

    • Cheryl

      She’s doing the normalcore thing, right? “They expect a dress made of doll’s heads, and BOOM, I give them THIS!” I prefer, outrageous, nutty Gaga to this. It might be ugly, but it’s fun and creative, this is just ugly and boring.

    • d4divine

      I love her…my guess is she wakes up thinking, who will I be today…regardless of what anyone thinks….that is a creative person’s dream!

    • Joey Melliza

      ….she’s on her way to see edward scissorhands for a trim

    • Inspector_Gidget

      Is that Lena Dunham?

    • Dora Kishinevsky

      How sacred!

    • Imasewsure

      Penny Marshall realness… not recommended a second time, dear Stef

    • bluefish

      Todd Rundgren from the neck up back in the day! It was late last night, I was feeling something wasn’t right, there was not another soul in sight — Only you–u-u-u — She is amusing as hell, this one.

      • Wink

        Oh, god… spot on! (Now I must find Todd Rundgren on YouTube. Thanks!)

        • bluefish

          Something/Anything one of my faves of all time. Don’t forget Nils Lofgren’s first solo album — Keith Don’t Go, Can’t Buy a Break, etc. Good times! Instant transport upon listening to that general time period and all of our ancient & questionable fashion choices. The worse the outfits sometimes the better the music. Something Gaga seems well aware of. Cheers.

          • formerlyAnon

            God I still have my original vinyl copy of Something/Anything. His first release I had on . . . wait for it . . . 8-track! LOL. Long gone.

            • bluefish

              See, this is why I love her — She takes you there! I remember 8 tracks too! We are the original Edwardians, honey!

            • formerlyAnon

              “We are the original Edwardians” is a phrase destined to become the title of something or the name of something.

    • bluefish

      Forgot to say, the shoes are terrific — the glasses too.

    • KendraMR

      Gawd, she wears the worst wigs. She has to be doing this on purpose, no? It’s like she’s saying,”Find me the cheapest, shittiest wigs to go with all of my Versace looks!” ::rolls eyes::

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      “She looks like an office manager in 1992.”

      MTE. It reminds me of watching my grandmother getting ready for work in the mornings. All this effort to be only slightly fancier…

    • deech_sea

      Love the glasses, blouse, shoes, and yes, the wig. Not loving the pants. “Office manager circa 1992″ might be accurate. Sometimes, I wish she’d offer a weekend summary of her looks.

    • Jeremy Thomas Porta

      ROUGH TRADE

    • BayTampaBay

      LOVE! LOVE! LOVE the shoes.

    • unbornfawn

      She needs those hulking body guards to carry her around, since most of the time she is wearing shoes you can’t walk in.

    • Zeee

      (Raises hand) May I have those shoes please?

    • Wink

      All she needs is a navy blazer with brass buttons to complete her time travel attire.

    • Mrs. Julien

      This article is trending right now and continually seeing that header photo at the top of the main page is bruising my soul. Everything from the ankles up is so painfully hideous.

    • http://thejoyfulfox.blogspot.com/ Laura

      She’ll be the envy of the nursing home!

    • Mrs. C

      That bodyguard looks like he hates every minute of his job.

    • georgie

      She looks like she’d fit right into Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band – bowl cut bangs, Lennon glasses, and all.

      • CatLady

        I was about to post from the waist up she looks like a blonde Beatle.

    • Shelby

      Well, these are the best shoes she’s ever worn. Takeaway? She should attempt normcore more often…

    • joancarol

      She looks like a Hasidic rabbi

    • crash1212

      Only things working for me are the fierce shoes, but not with this “outfit”…and her bodyguards. They are always excellent.

      • Coolekat

        the body guards are the only thing worth looking in most of her photos.

    • KayEmWhy

      Obviously she went on a thrift store dive.

    • annejumps

      smh. I’m not ready for the return of the early ’90s. Those were middle school years for me and I will never see the appeal.

    • formerlyAnon

      Oh, hey there, handler with the arresting face!

      Those clothes are UGLY. I allow that there is probably an editorial presentation of the pants that would convince me they were attractive and I might buy them (hell, I learned NOTHING from the ’80s, apparently, did I?), the blouse is irredeemable.

      • demidaemon

        I’m not sure. I find pleated pants to be pretty irredeemable. In fact, on my last shopping trip, I turned down many a pair of pants simple because they were pleated. I’m sure the pooch effect is what every person really wants to showcase on their lower half.

        • formerlyAnon

          Well, see, you are SMART! I have nearly a decade of evidence in my past that what my intellect knows, can be swayed by the right ensemble on the right woman photographed or filmed in the right lighting. I’d LIKE to think that I am wiser, now, but judging by how I run the rest of my life, I’m not at all sure!

          • demidaemon

            No that I’ve never wore them. I also made this mistake. However, ten seasons of WNTW finally penetrated my thick skull and I will never go back.

    • Fuchsiaforever

      OMG it’s time for “Coffee Talk with Linda Richman” by Mike Myers on Saturday Night Live, the 2014 version. LIKE BUTTA!!!

    • Fuchsiaforever

      There’s something about that bodyguard…

      • Constant Reader

        I suspect there is a six-pack under that black shirt. I am willing to investigate.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      What?? No one else hears Michael Kors saying “That crotch is CRAAAAZY”.

    • snarkykitten

      My aunt wears stuff like this. (She actually showed up to my wedding in a tangerine velor track suit with drop crotch pants.) Yeah. this is no bueno.

      • demidaemon

        WOW. Your aunt has some balls. And no taste.

    • MW

      She can see and walk on her own, it’s an ‘attagirl’ from me!

    • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

      Edith Head if she woke up from the dead in 1992 and went to town at The Limited.

    • Lisalady161

      I miss HGH and Tall, Bald and Handsome. This BG is a well-put-together Mook, but a Mook nonetheless.

    • traceyishere

      Z Cavaricci!

    • mickiemonkey

      Why does she look like Stuart Little to me here?

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living!

    • Crystal

      THOSE PANTS ARE AN ABOMINATION.

    • smayer

      That is so very much an outfit my (at the time) bank teller mother wore to work in the early 1990s. Sans the shoes, of course. Normcore, indeed.

    • bluefish

      Just to say that the pants look vintage — and possibly homemade. More mid to late 80s than 90s. With a tight tight black turtleneck and some killer old school black or dark brown ankle boots — with heels — the pants would stand a chance. This was once upon a time, Talking Heads, our harem style of trouser. You definitely had to know what to mix with it. Tight tight on top and the right boot at the bottom. A good short spiky haircut and one long cluster, dangle earring — and good to go, Flock of Seagulls.

      But she’s LG and she can do what she wants — good for her. I wonder what she’s up to.

      • formerlyAnon

        Yup. We are age mates.

        • bluefish

          As the kids used to say (since everything changes now ever 12 minutes) — I know, right? If youth knew, if age could!

    • seventeenwest

      Penny Marshall vibes, anyone?

      • bluefish

        OMG — Totally … LOL.

    • Jean Beaton Leavitt

      This is a joke right?

    • Pterodactyl111

      Wow, those pants are an affront to God and man.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      That… that may be the ugliest thing she’s ever worn. And that is saying a lot.

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/divine_aphasia/ Constant Cat

      Yes yes, this is what the human race dresses like. Exaaaactly.

      • http://www.flickr.com/photos/divine_aphasia/ Constant Cat

        Although I’m pretty sure I’ve thrifted for an outfit similar to that before.

    • Michelle Lim

      Oh lord…BAD 90′s!!

    • Vee

      I want the ‘guard. And pleated pants never did any woman any favors.

    • Man Dala

      03 03 4 5 e 6 — bitch stole Raffaella Carra’s look circa 1983.

    • MaggieSays

      I just… I just cant even.

    • Leah Elzinga

      aggressively ugly.

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      CROTCH…. In that last picture,,,his NOT hers!

    • JynxTheCat

      ulgy is the new gaga

    • Elizabetta1022

      She reminds me of Penny Marshall’s character on The Odd Couple. I think she was Oscar’s secretary.

    • frosty dufour

      Is this normcore?

    • m3grrl

      Oh, that’s where my high school pants from the 80s went!

    • lilazander

      HAHAHA… My Czech friend once said about pants like that (and that was circa 1996), that “Polish street sellers with moustaches wear them”. And that was soon after Poland got free from the Communist regime; and true I remember those pants, too (though I’m not Czech)..

    • Ann VerWiebe

      Aargh! Flashback!

    • Akemi

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      no