One half of T Lo spent THE ENTIRE DAY in jury selection process, darlings! Civic duty and all that shit! This means two things:
1) We’re scrambling like crazy to get you as much Met Gala goodness today as you (and we) can handle.
2) The RuPaul’s Drag Race recap will be going up quite late today.
It also means one more thing:
3) We’re turning the judging of this one over to you.
Our thoughts, in rapid succession: that’s a gorgeous gown; that’s a really tough color and we’re not sure she can handle it; that’s some atrocious hair.
There. That should be all you need to get you up and running darlings. Opine.
Bitter Kittens make the call:
IN! She’s a modern Cinderella, bitches!
OUT! Cinderella? Pfft. Princess Ripe Banana’s more like it.
To our great surprise, the kittens rallied to defend Keira Knightley’s “Tinkerbell on a diet” dress, but while the vote was close, it ultimately came down to OUT.
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