Darlings, please pass around this basket of heavy sticks so every kitten can take one. It’s Friday and we’re giving you a pinata. Are we ready? When we say “go,” we want you all to ululate like warrior women seeking vengeance. Okay?
Before you tear him to shreds, hear us out for a second. This is actually a pretty good showing for him. He was made for this kind of look, and it’s slickly and impeccably rendered for him. Although the fit all around is a little dicey, but then again, it’s such an unusual cut that it’s hard to say. Yes, of course pushing up the sleeves to show off the tats AND the uber-douchey watch is not a point in his favor, but he’s well groomed and wearing a stylish suit that’s perfect for him. We’ll give him credit for that.
Okay, the defense rests. Break him open and see what kind of candy’s inside, girls.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]
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