Joe Manganiello Grabs Breakfast in Los Feliz

Posted on May 23, 2014

And now, the patron saint/mascot of Sausage Friday, practicing his dance moves on an apparently chilly day:


Joe-Manganiello-LFCA-BSDJG-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)“True Blood” star Joe Manganiello grabs breakfast in Los Feliz, California.

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And now brace yourselves for a lengthy discussion of his outfit and personal style.

Just kidding. Who gives a shit? The point is, he fill out those clothes the way God intended them to be filled out.




    • PlethoraofBooks

      This helps end my poor day quite nicely. Thank you Uncles!

      Mmmm…fill those clothes out nicely he does indeed!

    • Golfkat

      YES PLEASE. Original sausage. Wow, that sounds so dirty.

    • Lauren

      Though clearly not *too* chilly…

    • Anna

      My favourite brand of (all day) breakfast sausage, way to save the best for last Uncles, thanks!

    • @Biting Panda

      Hot, hot, damn.

      • TrixieConQueso

        Hubba Hubba Ding Ding Ding, Baby He has EVERYTHING.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      The only way those clothes would look better is on the floor next to my bed.

    • kirkyo


      • Imasewsure

        That is his new catch phrase… you nailed it!!

    • lundibleu

      WANT. Want everything. Particularly his boots. Thank you uncles! :)

    • kimmeister

      His sunglasses are so perfectly reflecting the cement that they almost look like solid gray lenses.

    • Denise Rambo

      Now THAT’S a MAN!

      • J.W.

        I’m in absolute agreement with your statement.

      • d4divine


    • marlie


    • International Model

      That man is a Miley Cyrus song.

      • PastryGoddess

        Actually I’d say he’s the epitome of her latest album name

        • International Model

          Millions of upvotes. I’m listening to #Getitright where she demands that her man get off the phone for sexy times.

          Yes. Preach.

          • @Biting Panda

            ^^^ Honey, what is this? What’s happening here? Are you saying The Tongue has music worth listening to? I can’t watch her without my eyes bleeding, but if you say she’s preaching, I has confused.

            • International Model

              I apologize, Ms. Walker, but Pharrell wrote it – and that’s an instant earworm.

            • @Biting Panda

              Well, “Happy” makes me consider vehicular homicide, so that’s not winning me over.

            • International Model

              I throw myself at your mercy…I promise I have some good taste…likely at the bottom of my purse…

            • PastryGoddess

              I am also skeptical. Who will sacrifice their ears and feelings of cleanliness to validate what IM has put forth.


            • Kent Roby

              More low-rent, like “Anyone..anyone…Beiber…Beiber?”

    • Jean Beaton Leavitt

      I wonder if he washes his jeans. Isn’t there a trend about not washing jeans? What is that all about?

      • PastryGoddess

        I didn’t wash my jeans before it became a trend.

        • Jean Beaton Leavitt

          Why is it a trend? what is it all about? seriously I need to know.

          • NurseEllen

            The guy who’s the CEO of Levis was on a talk show and said he was wearing jeans that hadn’t been washed in 3 years, and that’s why they looked so good. His alternate cleaning method was spritzing them with vodka or vinegar. I kid you not.

            • PastryGoddess

              I soak in a mix of Oxyclean and Febreeze, rinse, spin, then I throw them in the dryer on low until they are dry.

            • Kent Roby

              Spritzing with vodka is an alternative to washing? I had no idea that I was so ahead of my time all these years while splashing Grey Goose from full martini glasses!

          • Alloy Jane

            Didn’t watch the Levi dude talk about why he doesn’t wash them, but being that the drought in the 80s here in LA defined my childhood, I try not to waste water.

        • Alloy Jane

          Same here. I don’t get dirty, and unlike my sister and cousin, I don’t use jeans as a napkin. Plus I don’t sweat unless it’s 88 out. I only ever wash them when they’ve been attacked by the garden or baby body fluids.

          • PastryGoddess

            I do get dirty, but I don’t like washed jeans because they lose their softness and have to be broken in again

      • clatie

        jeans never look as good after you wash them. they just don’t. spot clean and be clean inside them and you’re good.

      • Brian G. Cox

        I’ve read a couple of articles that recommend placing them (or sneakers) in the freezer overnight to kill off any odor-causing bacteria.

    • Danielle

      Hot Italian sausage, my favorite kind!

      • forcingasmile

        I actually do really like hot Italian sausages

      • Judih1

        me too. makes me want to take a bite or two

      • Kent Roby

        I will break my vegan diet in a heartbeat for this!

    • NurseEllen

      (singing) “Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you…../Don’t be a naughty baby, come to mama do/My sweet embraceable you”
      Trust George & Ira Gershwin to say it best.

      • Lisalady161

        And now just for stupid giggles, sing it in Sylvester the Puddy Tat’s voice.

    • Glam Dixie

      Stick a fork in me, I’m done.

    • Ass Kicking Adviser

      The Sausage Friday gods are very benevolent gods indeed. I am not worthy.

    • Lisalady161

      Okay, that cleansed the Bieber off my palate.

    • e jerry powell

      I can think of many things Joe could grab, but first I’ll need to get to Los Feliz.

    • MilaXX

      So pretty!

    • KendraMR

      Mm, mm good.

    • World of Sass


      • t bell

        You bet!

    • shazziz


    • imakeart

      Uncles, you’re the BEST!!!!!

    • macwell

      Amen to this man.

    • frannyprof

      This man should be canonized. I would pray to St. Joe of the Man Bulge. On my knees.

      • Anna

        Now THAT’S my kind of religion. I’d be a very pious and devout worshipper.

        • Alloy Jane

          Our holy day is Sausage Friday and do I need to be explicit in explaining how we take Communion?

          • Anna

            I’ll be in my bunk reflecting on this…erm, sacrament.

        • frannyprof

          Once a day and twice on Sunday…

      • t bell

        It would be enough to make me covert.

    • deelup

      A living action figure

    • Kirstin McAulay

      nippletastic….THANK YOU!!!

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      Beloved Tom and Lorenzo – you’ve really spoilt us with this Friday Sausage Fest!

    • KayEmWhy

      Now that’s a MAN!

    • Sara__B

      Thanks. I needed that.

    • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Mmmmm….thank you, Uncles….

    • Synnae

      That man does fill out his jeans nicely. And his sweater. And his jeans. Oh my, good thing it is my bed time…

    • julnyes

      He is a lot of man … I don’t know if I could handle it, but it sure would be fun to try.

    • steveac10

      In related news, A convoy of trucks containing the entire US supply of lightweight cotton v-necks has been spotted on Route 66, presumed to be headed for Los Feliz, California.

    • quiltrx

      Oh Joe…you know JUST what you’re doing to us, don’t you?

    • d4divine

      Praise Jeezus…the lord worked overtime on that man!!

    • Alyssa


    • Cheryl

      Yeah, I’m not getting it. Too big, too puffy, too mannish. Shoes really need a polish. Nice sweater though.

    • LadyVimes

      May I submit a formal motion that v-neck shirts/sweaters on men should become standard casual apparel? Because dat v-neck.

    • t bell

      It may be a cliche but pass the smelling salts.

    • elzatelzabelz

      Now THAT is more like it. I love you, Fridays.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      Jesus. YES.

    • jilly_d

      It is truly amazing how his hotness level has just skyrocketed since that haircut.

    • Sam Hawk

      Jon Hamm eat your heart out.

      • Tee

        I’ll take a Hamm sandwich with a cup of Joe please.

        • Nice_Shirt

          You can all go home now. Tee wins.

    • Nicoclaws

      Second time I find him a little bit attractive. That haircut and trim have done him a lot of good. Also, I usually hate these sunglasses but here they make him sexier by hiding the beady eyes.

    • Closet Crisis

      It’s a good Friday when there’s a slice of Joe. Thanks TLo!!

    • MannahattaMamma

      those sunglasses are freaking me out. it looks like someone rubbed out his eyes in an attempt to cast some kind of demon spell.

    • Man Dala

      Yas Gawd!

    • asherlev1

      Ngh. The perfect way to start off what is sure to be a hellish day at work. /stares longingly at computer screen/ He looks both really solid underneath those clothes AND cuddly.

    • Vera

      Looking good.

    • CeeQ

      Oh my good gracious. Yum. Where are my smelling salts?

    • ThaliaMenninger

      That’s the best I’ve seen him look. Very nice, Joe Sausage.

    • ellabob

      Thank you…

    • deech_sea


    • MartyBellerMask

      I had a busy Friday, but boy did this make my Saturday! :)

    • jjfg

      Now THAT is a man.

    • KT


    • Jacob Bowen

      He is the Universal Sausage…I’m pretty sure I’ll still get these feels 40 years from now looking at these photos!

    • Bradio311


    • Beto

      I want him to hug me, 48 hours as a minimum. Also, I love those shoes.

    • GTrain

      LORD have mercy.