Jim Parsons, Matt Bomer, and Taylor Kitsch at “The Normal Heart” Premiere

Posted on May 22, 2014

Let’s indulge in some good old-fashioned stereotyping and play “Guess Which One is the Straight Guy?”

Are you ready, kittens? Remember to use your buzzers. And… GO.

 

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Sorry, Taylor. You done got showed up by the gays. Wait. Why are we apologizing? You should be apologizing to us for this poor showing.

 

Let’s break this down:

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Boring, but pretty much impeccable. The subdued shirt and tie are sophisticated, but they don’t really photograph well.

 

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Less boring; more impeccable. The color of the suit is what makes this look. Well. That, and the head.

 

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We can smell the cigarettes and empty beer bottles from here.

 

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And there you have it. Let that be a lesson to you, hetero-boystars. If you know you’re going to be sharing the red carpet with skinny, good-looking gay men, you best step up your muthafuckin GAME, bitch.

 

 

 


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