Jessica Chastain Style Triple Shot: Cannes Edition

Posted on May 20, 2014

The fashion parade-masquerading-as-a-film-festival known as Cannes continues, darlings. It’s Miss Jessica’s turn to be put through the judging wringer. First up: something awful.

 

 

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jessica Chastain attends the premiere of “Foxcatcher” during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in an Elie Saab couture gown from the Spring 2014 collection paired with Roger Vivier sandals and Tesiro jewelry.

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

Okay, we pretty much dislike everything about this look. The color is way too bridal party for our tastes and the shape is pretty terrible, making her look more hippy than she is and giving her droopy uni-boob. We’re not sure how this one was allowed to leave the house. Were there no mirrors involved?

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Jessica Chastain attends photo call “The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby” during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in an Alexander McQueen dress from the Fall 2014 collection.

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)

Love. Pretty much perfect. The shoes make a lovely punctuation point for the outfit. We’re thinking she’s much better doing dressy-casual looks than she is doing formal ones, because…

 

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Jessica Chastain attends the premiere of “The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby” during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Tesiro jewelry.

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)

Jessica-Chastain-Elie-Saab-Alexander-McQueen-Dolce-Gabbana-Cannes-2014-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (9)

We’re back to bleh. It’s a gorgeous color on her, and it’s way better than the previous gown, but we really don’t like that neckline at all and the overall effect is a little too goddess-gown for our tastes. It’s not awful. It’s just not our favorite kind of like. Gets the job done, we suppose.

 

 

[Photo Credit: CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, SGP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Andreas Rentz/Getty Images]

Please review our Community Guidelines before posting a comment. Thank you!