IN or OUT: Marion Cotillard at the Christian Dior Cruise 2015 Show

Posted on May 09, 2014

Even Marion Cotillard in head-to-toe Dior can go terribly wrong, kittens. There’s a lesson in there. Nothing is inevitable in fashion or in life.

Brace yourselves.

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-Resort-2015-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Marion Cotillard attends the Christian Dior Cruise 2015 Show in New York City.

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-Resort-2015-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Christian Dior Fall 2014 Collection

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-Resort-2015-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-Resort-2015-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-Resort-2015-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Christian Dior Fall 2014 Collection

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-Resort-2015-Show-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)


She looks so pleased with herself. We almost hate to tell her she looks like she’s wearing an ugly sequined nightgown. And the shoes, if they’ll ever work at all, it won’t be with a dress like this. The purse looks like it belongs to a child. The whole thing is weird and unbalanced. Nothing chic about it at all, to our eyes.




Bitter Kittens make the call:


IN! Now that’s what I call CHIC.

OUT! She looks like a depressed person who rolled around in glitter.

All y’all kittens voted Katie Holmes’ melting banana gown a big ol’ OUT.







[Photo Credit: News Pictures/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, IMAXTree]

    • marlie

      OUT. Did you really need to ask? Also, those shoes need to be burned.

      • Ginmaru

        I have the matches….do you remember where we put the lighter fluid from last time?

      • AlexisPayne


      • Funkykatt

        Do you think they can be burned?

        • decormaven

          The fumes will punch a hole in the ozone for sure.

        • marlie

          Maybe we’ll have to send them through a woodchipper first.

      • Lucía Gavello

        Seriously Uncles, if this is a test of sorts, It’s an easy one! The shoes are an offense unto the Lord, the only good thing about the “dress” is that it covers them.

    • lbl

      Jfc NO. The only thing good about this is her face.

    • Lolo Andre

      OUT. The fuck with everything she is wearing?? You and Dior need to breakup hun

    • elleg929

      Out. Ew.

    • Alicia

      OUT. On principle, anything labelled head-to-toe Dior gets an out from me at the moment, because they shouldn’t be encouraged.

      • SayWhaaatNow

        Why’s that? Because their latest stuff hasn’t been up to snuff?

        • Sarah

          So far from snuff that they can’t even smell it.

        • Alicia

          Have a look at the last few collections TLo have covered. Absolutely dire. The thing where the first generation builds a fortune, the second generation consolidates it and the third spends it? We are well into the 3rd generation with Dior.

          • Aurora Leigh

            Yes, Dior is so awful these days I feel bad for Marion and JLaw. Although they are probably consoling themselves by rolling around in huge piles of money.

            And definitely, OUT.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            I’ll go on the record again as hoping that the ghost of Christian Dior will rise and bitchslap Raf Simons from here to eternity for what Simons has done to that house.

        • Lisa_Co

          Up to snuff? Ever since Raf Simons took over as their designer every collection has been a huge FAIL. How he managed at Jil Sander is a mystery. But Dior has gone from a great label to clothes to be avoided with a 10 foot pole under him.

          And BTW OUT!

        • ankali

          So, so, so goddamned bad.

    • abfidy

      Biggest discrepancy between facial expression and actual outfit I’ve ever seen.

      • Janet B

        Right, why does she look so darn pleased?

        • demidaemon

          Because she knows she can fall asleep later without having to change. It’s a couture Snuggie!

          • Violentcello

            Do you think it’s uncomfortable to sleep in? If pillow lines are a problem, surely a sequined nightie will leave it’s mark. (Hyuk, hyuk.)

            • demidaemon

              I did have that thought. But, if your ass is probably already going to have marks from it, why not go for the whole body look?

          • princessricky

            its gotta be meta. its gotta be an emperor’s new clothes moment. why else? why dear God, why?

            • demidaemon

              Because the pain of Dior is never ending.

          • princessricky

            its gotta be meta. its gotta be an emperor’s new clothes moment. why else? why dear God, why?

          • smayper

            Coffee snort!

        • butterflysunita

          It’s acting!

          • Janet B

            Of course! I’ve asked for more of it on the RC, I should have recognized it.

        • somebody blonde

          Because she knows just how much she’s being paid to wear this bullshit.

        • makeityourself

          Remember, she is an Oscar-winning actress.

    • Anna

      Out of this world OUT. Not enough OUTs. I can’t even, this is so spectacularly bad.

    • yethica

      I hate HATE what Raf Simons has done to this line. It’s mostly hideous with very few exceptions. Out. Obviously.

    • LeelaST

      OUT. OUT. OUT. Couldn’t be more pleased since it’s on one of my IR’s!

    • Janet B

      Oh, no, OUT

    • SarahVN

      Oh, Marion. Out.

    • sienna elm

      If a “dress” ever called out for consumption eye make-up this would be the one. It looks like a full-length hospital gown! OUT.

    • @Biting Panda

      OUT. Her face is breathtakingly perfect, but no to all the rest.

    • Anna Vasquez

      “Depressed person who rolled around in glitter,” doesn’t go far enough. This dress is Craft Day on the mental ward. OUT.

    • Guest

      I really hoped these shoes would never see the light of day. And the t-shirt under the dress? Honey, keep the coat (for November) and start over.

    • MW

      OUT. I really hoped these shoes would never see the light of day. And the T-shirt under the dress? Honey, keep the coat (for November) and start over.

    • Synnae

      OUT – if it looks horrible on the model, don’t even go there as a normal human being.
      BTW I saw those shoes in the flesh in the other day, and they are indeed horrific! I wouldn’t wear those if they paid me to do so (Marion, maybe you should too)

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        the shoes are beyond horrible-Zut alors! Quelle horreur! I have now exhausted my high school French.

    • Jessica Freeman

      OUT. For the allowing those shoes to happen alone.

    • Ass Kicking Adviser

      OUT. It’s a nightgown. Not a very functional one because you would keep waking up when the goo-gahs lodged in your back but yeah, nightgown. Cool shoes though.

    • PrettyBlueFox

      OUT on the dress for obvious reasons. Also, out because her bangs look exactly like mine do right now – and I haven’t washed my hair in 3 days.

    • Danielle

      OUT. Those shoes offend me on the deepest level.

    • Kbear

      The outest out I have ever seen.

    • butterflysunita

      OUT, but not for Marion Cotillard–for Dior for designing that hideous dress and those even more hideous shoes.

    • GeoDiva

      OUT: There is not enough money in the world to make me wear those shoes!

    • vitaminC

      I’d say it looks more like a really cute high-end shower curtain, but yeah. OUT.

    • Kate4queen

      Out -no other words needed.

    • Kayceed

      Oh gawd. I want to love Dior, because, you know, DIOR. But I loathe almost everything they’ve turned out since Galliano left.

      • kduffin7

        Fashion needs Galliano.

        • urbanamish

          and yet humanity can manage without.

          • kduffin7

            Is it humanitarian to continue to condemn a man who has shown remorse and sought treatment? He is a genius, and many geniuses are flawed.

    • Lori

      OUT. OMG why is this even a question? She’s wearing a sparkly bag over a XXL T-shirt and shoes that are product of a drunken one night stand between a business pump and a running shoe.

    • Nathan

      What are those shoes? They’re ugly pumps on top of tennis shoe soles on top of totally bizarre heels. That alone deserves a big fat OUT. I’m choosing to ignore the dress completely.

    • hillmad

      Holy Crap! Is this a joke? Oh God, for a moment I thought the dot of the i in Dior was somehow attached to her head! But hey it couldn’t make the outfit look any worse!

    • GillianHolroyd

      Okay, it’s a plot. She’s deliberately choosing bad looks so that Raf Simons will get canned for dragging down the illustrious Dior name.

      • Lori

        From your lips to the fashion gods’ ears.

    • boweryboy

      OUT, but through no fault of her own. Not only is “weird and unbalanced” a perfect descriptor the dress but also for Raf Simons. That’s the only
      sensical explaination why he designs what he does. Feh.

    • lunchcoma

      OUT. It looks like her house caught fire in the middle of the night.

    • Karen Belgrad

      Out… It’s “Naptime at the Apollo”….

    • kimmeister

      This might be the outtest OUT I’ve ever seen, holy smokes. Did I never notice that those hideous shoes have another random heel awkwardly placed in the back? They look like hinges that will make the wearer bounce.

    • Sara__B

      OUT. A Dior fashion victim.

    • alyce1213

      The first shot looks like grandma threw on her fanciest stuff before escaping a fire at the nursing home.
      There’s no definition of chic that would include this look. For shame, House of Dior.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Depressed person/rolled around in glitter. Oh, poor dear Marion. Poor dear. O-U-T spells out goes she.

    • Sofia

      i love her. she’s such a french beauty. i am really sorry this happened to her.

    • JauntyJohn

      Not to be dramatic or anything, but I hate those shoes with the burning fire of ten thousand suns.
      As for the rest… sad clown at a Wonder Bread endorsement audition.
      (pretty make up though)

      • marlie

        Not dramatic at all. You’re speaking the TRUTH there.

      • alyce1213

        I like a novelty shoe, a crazy shoe even, but these are demented ugly and don’t even make sense design-wise.

      • Imasewsure

        “Sad clown at a Wonder Bread endorsement audition”… so funny… alas, so true!!

    • Rhonda Shore

      OUT! Major Fug in every aspect (except her exquisite face).

    • Mr. J.

      I’m sorry, Marion. Self-possession is not enough…..OUT.

    • majorbedhead

      That’s painful to look at on so many levels. I can’t believe someone is actually wearing those shoes. And that nightgown….bleurgh.

      Outy McOuterton. Sorry Marion.

    • Kristin

      That is the scrolldowniest of scrolldown fugs I’ve ever seen in my life. That top shot of her beautiful face with the jacket and the little sparkle is so pretty, and then… and THEN… OH… OH GOD… GOD NO MAKE IT STOP.

      Oh, yeah, OUT.

    • kduffin7

      Fashion. Victim.

    • Daisy77

      O to the out. And I have to say I don’t think she looks at all pleased. Wince perhaps, not happy.

    • myandyleigh

      Those shoes are butt ugly. That dress is a fancy garment bag. The purse is as tacky. That cape/jacket thing is confusing.

      So many layers of OUT.

    • VFinn

      I just came from Target, where I saw much prettier dresses and shoes. This time, at least, Marion would have been better served at Target. And she could also have gotten a Starbucks, maybe picked up some laundry detergent or some fun nail polish…

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        plus she could have gotten 5% off if she was paying with her Tarzay credit card.

    • Sarah

      Out. Upon My Honor, I do believe it’s a crime to dress a pretty French lady so poorly.

    • LongTall_Sally

      So very OUT, but thank you for giving us an easy one on a Friday afternoon!

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      OUT of course. (I do love the way the dot on the i of Dior is right above her head in the fourth image.)

    • demidaemon

      Bedazzled nightgown is exactly what I thought. It looks marginally better with the blazer, but that can’t even save it when you see what is on her feet. OUT.

    • empath

      Oh no, a sequinned t-shirt sack. Just because it’s Dior doesn’t make it chic, or pretty, or fashionable, or flattering. I do know some 6 year old girls that would absolutely adore a sequin nightgown. So very OUT.

    • ModernDowager

      Good god, what is up with Dior? OUT

    • Dave Fellner

      So sad, such an OUT

    • KayEmWhy

      Out! I can’t believe it’s Dior.

    • Darva Sutra

      OUT. Foul.

    • Imasewsure

      Le OUT… It looks like merde…

    • DTLAFamilies


      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I think that I would pay to stand in line to bitchslap Simons for what he’s done at, and to, Dior.

    • Judy_J

      Add me to the chorus of OUT.

    • Pennymac

      Dior must be French for “the ugliest shoes with the ugliest dress and the highest price tag known to man”
      O to the U to the T!

    • connie238


    • Judy_S

      OUT. The jacket might be kind of nice to have, but a beaded nightie is just plain impractical.

    • Sara Hottman

      What the hell is going on with these fall collections? Super sequined nightgown OUT.

    • Rebekah B

      OUT. Hate it.

    • Shawn EH

      Out. The dress is a drawer liner from a dirty kitchen. But the shoes have panache, if nothing else. Could they actually be comfortable? The whole getup does like quite comfortable, which is the nicest thing I can say about it.

    • LibKat

      OUT. Dear God, my eyes.

    • LJCdoc

      MY EYES!!!! Out, for sure. Shudder.

    • altalinda

      100% out.

    • msdamselfly

      Wish you had chosen the photos of her earlier in the day. She looked so chic.

    • Mrs. C

      I don’t think she looks pleased with herself. I think she’s trying to put on her game face because she KNOWS she looks ridiculous. The runway model’s expression sums it up better. OUT. OUT. OUT.

    • MilaXX

      OOOOOOUUUUUUTTTT!!! It looks like Dior threw up on her.

    • Tatiana Luján

      In. I hate the shoes, but I love everything else.

    • lizajane1776

      Out. Ugh. No more words.

    • Garcia Loca

      OUT. Throw the whole thing on a bonfire. There’s not one redeemable item here.

    • Snailstsichr

      Out. I’m pretty sure she is crying behind that smile. Either that or planning revenge on the person who made her wear this.

      • Lori

        She needs to hook up with JLaw and plan something really epic, preferably involving archery bolts and wine.

    • Jennifer Bober

      …and again T and Lo hit the nail on the head. DEHORS!!

    • Pterodactyl111

      Out. I don’t think she looks pleased. I think she looks like she’s putting a brave face on what she knows is hideous.

    • FibonacciSequins

      Oh my.

      I bet she’d be wearing that coat even if it were 90 degrees.


    • greymain

      non,non, non!!!!

    • Noah


    • Tom Markiewicz

      OUT. OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT. Uuuuugleeeee. Also, did that jacket have cape-like armholes??

    • Cynica

      There is nothing good here. Nothing. Those shoes are making me physically ill. You can bet Charlize would never have got stuck wearing those things. She would have incinerated the stylist with her fierceness. OUT.

    • another_laura

      OMFG OUTOUTOUT! Jeebus that is horrible.

    • nannypoo

      Wow. So bad.

    • Shelby

      Oh Jesus God …. OUT!

    • MinAgain

      Out, but she does look years younger in that outfit.

    • jkatkins

      Loving some of the suggestions–wouldn’t it be awesome if they made hospital gowns like this?? But for her, in public, today, so very OUT.

    • TigerLaverada

      Whatever is beyond OUT.

    • Anni

      Out out out out out. Ick.

    • The Versatile Chef

      Did someone already say “Sister Wives”? I’m too lazy to scroll down.

    • Kathie

      OUT. Oh honey no. Oh Dior you made more than one of these?

    • somebody blonde

      The coat and the head are chic. In fact, from the thumbnails, I thought she looked stunning. And then I clicked an the horrors began. OUT.

    • BobStPaul

      Out to the nth degree.

    • Belvane

      Whatever they are paying her to honor that Dior contract, it’s not enough.

    • decormaven

      Out. Hideous, and that’s a word I thought I never would have used in conjunction with Marion Cotillard.

    • Kate

      sooooo out.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      OUT! It burns!

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Why does that jacket have armholes AND sleeves?

      • ReadBarbara

        I know! I am going to have nightmares about that coat…

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Perhaps that armholes are for the woman who realizes that she’s become a fashion victim and has desperately slid her arms out of the coat.Before she can escape, however, the minions of Raf Simons have caught her and used the sleeves to restrain her in the new Dior Le Straightjacket.

    • KTI4000

      Even on the model the whole thing looks like the result of a “Take your kid to work day and let them pretend they’re really designing something” gone horribly wrong.

    • icm

      When I saw those hideous shoes a while back I thought ,”mmmmmm who is the poor celeb that will be saddled into wearing them” Poor girl,well at least she didn’t pay for them.

    • poorellensmith

      OUT. I’m literally offended by those shoes. Not turned off, not even repulsed. OFFENDED.

    • luludexter

      Out!! There is nothing redeeming here..

    • oklund

      OUT. I really don’t get Dior these days. What are they doing? Who would look good in these clothes? It’s just so sad to see a house that used to make absolutely beautiful, sophisticated gowns produce a collection of mostly sacks and weird hybrid shoes, then force celebrities into these contracts that make everyone look bad.

    • SugarSnap108

      Her face is perfection, and those clothes/accessories have no business being anywhere near it.

    • CPK1

      Prettiest lunatic in Bedlam

      • ReadBarbara

        Sparkliest, too!

    • random_poster



    • Fuchsiaforever

      OUT!!!!!!! Thanks for the warning I had to brace myself. I went from ew to EW! to GASP-EW!!!! to putting my hands on my forehead, etc….

    • Fuchsiaforever

      This post can be archived next to Lupita’s Met Gala Peter Pan fiasco.

      • marlie

        File under “Crimes against beautiful, stylish ladystars.”

        • Fuchsiaforever


    • Trickytrisha

      OUT. Way way out. Why do that to a perfectly lovely woman? Every person employed by Dior should be forced to sit down and write one thousand times “I refuse to produce clothing and accessories that make a joke out of the person wearing them.”

    • Kitten Mittons

      OUT. Every piece is awful. The coat might be salvageable. Might.

    • Bert Keeter

      Raff strikes out again Either he secretly hates women or he’s an idiot.
      Maybe BOTH?

    • LaSylphide

      Out. What you said.

    • Julie Chase

      Jesus GOD, NO NO NO. No. NOOOOOO.

      Only her face is good.

    • Lisa_Co

      One need only see Charlize Theron’s gorgeous Dior Met Ball gown (which must have been vintage) to see how far this fashion house has fallen. Usually Marion somehow avoids the worst of their current drek. But this fugly nightgown? OUT OUT OUT!!!!

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Charlize’s ball gown was one of my personal favs from the Met gala-I just died when I saw that gown, and Charlize was fierce in it.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      To me she doesn’t look pleased– she has that sickened smile that says, “Oh god when is my contract gonna run out!” Never ceases to amaze me how Dior has been able to make two of the most beautiful actresses of our time, Marion and JLaw, look laughable.

    • Mojone

      The dress, if it were as short as whatever is under it (slip, shorts?) would look cute on Kiernan Schipka. Everything else — bag, jacket, shoes — just frightening. The shoes look like my sneakers and someone’s louboutins gave birth to a frankenshoe.

    • 25or6to4

      OUT. She looks so darn pleased because she’s laughing her way to the bank with this one.

    • B_C_J

      A beautiful woman in a sparkly hospital gown. The shoes need to be incinerated.

      • In_Stitches

        This is the couture, the H&M knock-off will be just a hospital gown.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          for just $17.95, yet.

    • dash1211

      Jesus. Out.

    • Lorelei_D

      Sorry, out. Even her gorgeousness doesn’t redeem this silly ensemble.

    • PeaceBang

      OUT. But another Oscar for Mme. Cotillard for managing to look semi-enthusiastic. Head to toe travesty.

    • Mazenderan

      What the hell is that?

    • sleepycat

      OUT! get the Dior designer out!!!!!! Mental patient craft time. Dior must be rolling in his grave.

    • what not

      Ugh. Dior and Nike should never collaborate.

    • Vanessa Reyes

      OUT… but her skin looks amazing.

    • KCF

      Oh for the love of God…OUT!

    • Man Dala

      OUT. Is that blazer part of the look or has a nice gentleman given her a suit jacket to shield her shoulders from the cold? No, seriously, I am asking.

    • CeeQ

      OUT. Bloody hell, that is head to toe awful.

    • Skippymom1

      I am keeping my eyes closed until next season to see the new shoe lines. WTF is up with these designers.
      A definite out. Bag lady with a credit line.

    • appliquer

      Out, out, out. But her face is beautiful.

    • rissa42210

      Oh no. No, no no no no no. I’m sad now. OUT.

    • crash1212

      OUT. On every level. Nothing is working here. Nothing. Blech. OUT OUT OUT! OUT.

    • SewingSiren

      It doesn’t even look comfortable. It’s making me all tickley..

    • Jangle57

      Wow, that is one ugly dress.. And those shoes – they hurt my eyes and my feet – OUT

    • DuBey2

      Raf Simons, get thee OUT of here.

    • Dreamwr8tr

      NO. Take that terrible sequined nightgown along with those terrible Project Runway shoes and BURN THEM after going at it with shears and running it through some industrial shredder. Add a decapitated Barbie.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      OUT. It takes a lot of work to make Marion look frumpy in a Dior gown.

    • DuBey2

      OUT! She looks like a squinting person rolled around in glitter.
      BTW those must have been, like AIRPORT Runway lights shining in their eyes at the step and repeat: note others (Maggie G, I think?) who also squinted into the lights while trying to look elegant. Thats my story of why Marion’s expression looks so different there than in the car exit photo.

    • Patricia Groves Dobrowski

      OUT. Lord, I can’t even. The shoes alone are a crime against humanity, but what the hell were they thinking with the dress?

    • Meri

      Out. Out. And out.

      PS I don’t hate the jacket. Also, out.

    • Courtney

      Out, if only for those hideous shoes.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      A couture schmatta. Dior should be ashamed of itself for producing this atrocity.

    • BluesD

      Oh no, don’t wear those shoes. It’s only encouraging Dior to keep making hideous footwear.

    • SophieCollier

      OUT. As if there was any question. This is offensive.

    • ankali

      Oh fuck you, Simons! (That’s an OUT.)

    • ankali

      Oh fuck you, Simons! (That’s an OUT.)

    • gefeylich

      Oh, no. I love her so much, and she’s dressed like her grandmere. Are all my inviolate fashion icons going to bug out this week? Apparently so. Out.

    • Jenna Marie


    • Amy

      OMFG even after TLo’s warning, I literally gasped/gagged at the first picture without a coat…so very OUT!!

    • Dagney

      Why? Oh dear….it’s maternity wear. BAD maternity wear.

    • NurseEllen

      Non, ma cherie……cet aspect est horrible. OUT.

    • Alloy Jane

      Jesus, this looks like it was made by a 10-yr-old who just learned how to use a bedazzler. The hair is meh, the purse looks like it is hard plastic and filled with candy, and the shoes look like something The Onion would come up with. O. U. T.

    • Kristel

      OUT. That’s appalling.

    • MM4321

      She’s got one and only one thing going for her: THAT FACE.

    • shopgirl716

      Yes, but you can eat a cheeseburger and still get into the dress and the shoes aren’t strangling your toes. What a nice change for these movie stars. Granted, it’s ugly, but it’s Dior!

    • MannahattaMamma

      the fuck is that? And those shoes look like torture instruments. badbadbadbad OUT

    • unbornfawn

      There is a whole lot of fug going on here. Not one single attractive piece on her body. Easiest IN/OUT ever. OUT.

    • malarson2

      She’s so damn beautiful. WHY would she do this? I’m not asking hypothetically or metaphysically. I seriously want to know the reason why. Please, someone tell me why this happens?

      • Fräulein K.

        She’s contractually obliged to wear it, I suspect. But yes, there are no excuses.

    • LambeeBaby

      Out! out! out!

    • DagnyReardon

      After a season of JLaw red carpet fails and this, Dior is officially on my sh+_*&z list.

    • alliekat9090

      Sneakers and a muu-muu.

    • housefulofboys

      Horrifyingly out. Her face is beautiful, and I like the whimsical sparkliness of the dress, but that’s it. And I have seen some ugly monstrosities on feet over the years, but those “shoes” are some of the worst. Franken-shoes, anyone?

    • SophieB210

      OUT but I don’t blame Marion, that’s all on Dior

      • MaggieMae


    • Eclectic Mayhem

      It’s pretty impressive to see Dior doing maternity wear though, isn’t it?

      What do you mean it’s not maternity wear?!

    • Verascity

      OUT. The coat is fabulous. The rest is a nightmare.

    • CT14

      Ugliest shoes ever.

      Sparkly T-shirt muu-muu.

      So very OUT.

    • kategs

      Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d give her an out but this??? Yep out.

    • smayper

      Those shoes are so bad it’s as if the Onion did a piece on couture.

    • R.A.

      “Dior, Interrupted.”

    • ItchyInAppalachee

      It’s a no to the glitter-bombed sister-wife. OUT!

    • Laura Livingston

      Pontoon pumps. Out for so many reasons.

    • anneland

      OUT. Except maybe there was potential with a belt. The shoes must die.

    • trisker

      Out out out!! all of it is hideous!

    • Kelly

      Out. Is she a vampire or something, that she can’t see her reflection in a mirror? ‘Cuz one look should have told her how bad this is.

    • Synnamin

      Out! Quite possibly the ugliest getup I’ve seen in a long time

    • holla


    • Fannie Wolston

      Shoes are hiddy, a student project inspired by payless, new balance and office max. That dress begs for combat boots and wide leather hip belt!

    • saintebeuve

      I like her coat?

    • Malibufire

      Schmatta. And I think I saw a homeless guy put those shoes back in the dumpster…


      Frankenshoes. And a sequinned mumu with my “I’m 50!” giant sleeping t-shirt on underneath. So, OUT.

    • Michelle Gennari

      Holy God. Out, out, out. That “get-up” is just awful. Terrible shoes.

    • Gatto Nero

      That was painful. Even when Marion misses the mark slightly, it’s usually still chic and interesting.
      Dior should be ashamed.

    • BLauD

      Out. Because it’s the only nice word that came to mind.

    • penguinmom

      Out. The most hideous shoes I have ever seen, and that’s saying something Even the coat is ugly and doesn’t go with the rest, just like every other piece here. I blame Dior 90 percent for the OUT, but she bears a bit of the blame as well, or her stylist does—- the hair is wrong, the lipstick a terrible shade.

    • katarama

      those shoes are the apex of hiddy

    • A.E. Boredom Queen

      Out, definitely. Those shoes need to be burned.

    • Mothra

      Out. That long Wendy in Peter Pan sparkle nightgown and the shoes shouldn’t even go to Goodwill.

    • Maya


    • Deedles

      What’s with the Teletubbie screen? Can she play videos on it?

    • queeniethebold

      Out. Shockingly, disturbingly, unequivocally OUT.

    • Monabel

      Her expression reads to me as “pained.”
      Rightly so.

    • Mousentrude

      Out. Shapeless nightie.

    • colorjunky

      OUT! It’s not flattering in the least, the proportions are hideous! OUT, OUT, OUT!

    • Judih1

      I can’t remember the last time I saw anything interesting from Dior. But this is a new low. Wouldn’t be surprised if most of the celebrities on the “top 10 worst looks of the year” we wearing Dior gowns

    • MichelleRafter

      That dress MIGHT look cute if she was 9 1/2 months pregnant. The designer who created those shoes should be fired,

    • Nicoclaws

      She looks pleased, because she is an amazing actress. You can still see a little desperation in the eyes.

    • wisdomy

      Uncles, as a personal favor, could you please stop showing me those shoes? They hurt my feelings and ruin my day every time.

    • ojosazules

      Dior is out this year. Even on the lovely Marion Dior is out. Those shoes are evil.

    • carnush

      OUT. “It’s in my contract. Let’s move on.”

    • MarissaLG

      Whoooooo boy. That’s an OUT for sure.

    • PeggyOC

      Out. Dior must never do this to her again.

    • barbarienne

      Ugh, no, of course not. OUT. How is this even a question.

      The dress looks hiddy on the model, too. It’s just an awful look, put together by someone at Dior who was probably about to get fired and knew it and decided if they were going down, so was everyone else.

    • Alyssa

      Out. I can never see those shoes working…maybe I’ll be proven wrong, but not so far! And I wouldn’t mind the dress if it actually were a nightgown, but it looks uncomfortable for sleeping in.

    • elemspbee

      OUT. all kinds of ugly. but the face is luminous.

    • TheLaurenJean

      Out. It hurts that you even have to ask.

    • cocohall

      This shit wouldn’t even sell on the 70% off rounder at Ross Dress for Less. The shoes appear to have a fungus – I’m sure there is an ointment for that.

    • theblondette

      Out. Those shoes… What the hell ARE they?? Jeez.

    • StarburstLady

      This is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen.

    • NBG

      OUT. I sincerely doubt that whomever designed those shoes can pass a field sobriety test on a regular basis.

      What. The. Hell?

    • Peeve

      Egads! I don’t know which is fuglier: the shoes or the dress! I guess I’ll give the edge to the shoes. But that dress–how can something so expensive be so shapeless and awful?

      Edited to add: Obviously, OUT!!!

    • melanie0866

      OUT. That is all.

    • MarieLD

      Out. And thank goodness they didn’t give that to JLaw.

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    • CNM

      GOOD GOD that is a hideous outfit. Burn it with fire.

    • TropiCarla

      Ew. Out. I don’t even think the addition of a belt would improve things.

    • Anapestic

      I would like to think the pleased with herself look is some combination of her marvelous acting skills and “ha ha ha, you’ve already paid for this.” I love her. I hate this outfit.

      Also, I think there needs to be a reader contest to see whether anyone can come up with a context in which those shoes look good.

    • CatherineRhodes