Eva Green in Dsquared2 at “Penny Dreadful” London Photo Call

Posted on May 13, 2014

Okay, Eva. You’ve picked the right dress for you. Now let’s move on to what else needs work here.

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First: Your posing. NEVER curtsy on the red carpet. NEVER EVER. It’s almost as bad as finger guns and the praying-hands “Namaste” pose. Twirling is sometimes appropriate but only if you’ve got the skirt and the motor skills for it.

Second: The shoes are gorgeous. They really match the dress. Like, REALLY match it. We would have recommended a simpler shape and some color. An oxblood would’ve been great here.

Third: Your head. It’s just … off somehow, dear. The makeup never looks quite right and the hair’s a mess.

Fourth: Boob support. Girl, you want to let those puppies swing free, be our guest, but you tend to choose outfits with fitted bodices that pretty much require a decent amount of support for those wearers over a certain cup size. It puts a visible strain on the bodice, making it look like it’s going to tear away at any second.

But we reiterate: that’s a really great dress for you.

 

[Photo Credit: Tristan Fewings/Getty Images]

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