Met Gala 2014 Red Carpet Rundown – Part 3

Posted on May 07, 2014

Fame whores… GO!

 

Anna Kendrick in J. Mendel
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The dress and jewelry are great, but the makeup renders her almost unrecognizable.

 

Bradley Copper in Tom Ford
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We realize all the scruff’s for a role, but why do that to your hair, Bradley?

You look great otherwise.

 

Dakota Johnson in Jason Wu
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Love the skirt, but the bodice feels like it goes with another dress completely and the gloves don’t really go at all (although they’re true to the theme of the night).

 

Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen
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Fun and exuberant. We’re not always fans of Zac Posen, but this was his night. The trick foofaraw he specializes in was exactly what a lady would want if she’s paying homage to Charles James.

 

Elizabeth Olsen in Miu Miu
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No. Inappropriate. Go home and find a skirt that goes to the floor. Not to mention accessories that match. Your sisters didn’t talk to you all night, did they?

 

Felicity Jones in Theykens’ Theory
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Pretty, but what’s up with the unstyled head?

 

Hailee Steinfeld in Prabal Gurung
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GORGEOUS.

LOVE the flash of pink under the skirt.

WAIT. Oh, the hell with it. You know what we meant.

 

Idina Menzel in Donna Karan Atelier
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The hair and makeup are too harsh, which tends to be a thing with her. The dress is working like gangbusters, though.

 

 

Jessica Alba in Diane von Furstenberg
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Totally underwhelming, which is par for the course with her.

 

Kate Upton in Dolce&Gabbana
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Won’t someone help this poor woman? She seems to have no idea how to wear anything that you can’t swim in.

 

Kristen Wiig in Balenciaga
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A great take on the white tie theme, but yet another lady with a wildly underdone head. She looks sickly from the neck up.

 

Lily Allen in Chanel Couture
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Would the redhead standing behind her please move? Because it’s really messing with her head.

Great dress, though. Terrible clutch.

 

Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Couture
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Sorry if we sound old-fashioned, but knee length dresses should be automatic no’s. Wear a formal pair of pants if you don’t want to wear a gown, but the Met Gala is no place for cocktail dresses.

 

Rachel McAdams in Ralph Lauren
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Yawn.

 

Sarah Silverman in Zac Posen
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NAILED IT.

Wow. Her, of all people. Even the hair is on point, although we would have played up her eyes more in the makeup.

 

Selena Gomez in Diane von Furstenberg
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Pretty. Unexciting.

 

Solange Knowles in 3.1 Phillip Lim
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No. Ugly shape, silhouette and color. And the hair’s pretty awful. You should not be serving us “Phylicia Rashad at the 1989 Emmys,” dear. The world expects better from you.

 

Victoria Beckham in Victoria Beckham
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VICKI POSH. THIS IS EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING TO US.

 

Zooey Deschanel in Tommy Hilfiger
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Very pretty – and totally right for the occasion. Who knew?

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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