Tyler Hoechlin at the John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit | Tom + Lorenzo

Tyler Hoechlin at the John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit

Posted on April 18, 2014

Mmmm, no. We don’t think so, Tyler.

 

Tyler-Hoechlin-John-Varvatos-Benefit-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Tyler Hoechlin attends the John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit in West Hollywood, California.

Tyler-Hoechlin-John-Varvatos-Benefit-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)John Varvatos Asymmetric Biker Jacket

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That is a whole hell of a lot of look for a non-model to pull off, no matter how cute and built that non-model is.  We give him credit for Willising it the Fuck Up, but let’s face it; The Varvatos people just handed him something straight out of their look book and he put it on, like a good boy. This isn’t so much style as it is surrendering.

Really, it comes down to that jacket, which gives him a lady shape; fitted just under the rib cage, with a slight flare at the hips. It’s just a bit overdesigned; and when you add the shoes to the look, it borders on clownish. Ditch the jacket for a fitted waistcoat and keep everything else.

We keep wanting to tell him to shave, but he’s probably one of those guys who pretty much looks like that 2 hours after their last shave. If we saw him commit a crime and a police sketch artist asked us to describe his face, we’d say “Hair. That’s all we can remember.” He was destined to play a werewolf, it seems.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Parisa/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, johnvarvatos.com]

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