Sofia Vergara in Zuhair Murad at the “Chef” Premiere

Posted on April 23, 2014

Sofia-Vergara-Chef-Zuhair-Murad-Tribeca-Festival-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Sofia-Vergara-Chef-Zuhair-Murad-Tribeca-Festival-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Sofia Vergara attends the premiere of “Chef” during the 2014 Tribeca Film Festival in New York City in a Zuhair Murad dress from the Spring 2014 collection paired with a silver clutch and sandals and Chopard jewelry.







[Photo Credit: MJ Photos/, IMAXTree]

    • International Model

      That’s one slutty confirmation gown.

      • Jessica

        I was going to say slutty bridal gown, but either way…

        • CPK1

          yes, slutty bride was on my mind too but confirmation gown is perfect

          • Violentcello

            Yup. I was going to say slutty beach wedding. Nice to see we’re all on the same page.

            • Raspberry2012

              Same here – totally slutty bride is what came to mind.

        • demidaemon

          That is exactly what I was going to type!

        • holla

          Vegas little chapel wedding was my first thought.

      • The Versatile Chef

        Holy hell, you win COTD.

      • SierraDelta

        Sofia and I wear the same (generous) bra size (although, to be fair, I’m several inches taller and a . . .few. . . pounds heavier). We both wore confirmation gowns. Celebrities — they’re just like me!

      • Judih1

        Slutty AND cheap, versus slutty with a little dignity. My eyes and breast started to hurt just looking at her. GTNYD!!!!

        • Raspberry2012

          See, the big problem here isn’t “GTNYD”. The bigger issue is that this is ALWAYS her dress – that’s the problem!

    • @Biting Panda

      Sweetie, have the failures of Paula Patton taught you nothing? One cannot cover mammoth cleavage with that awful illusion netting. It only creates the illusion of boobs painted onto fabric. What a disappointing follow up, from yesterdays presentation.

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        Agreed, Yesterday she was classy classy. Today.. well… uh… yeahhhhh

        • Denise Alden

          And the sad part is that I think she thinks she looks classy today, too! :( I love Sofia, but her style choices, not so much.

          • Raspberry2012

            Right? It makes me so sad for her, because I adore her. And I get that it’s her role to dress like this for her “MF” character, but in real life? Girl needs to dial it back.

      • wisenhar

        The tensile strength of that illusion netting is unbelievable!

        • Twigg

          Send that shit to NASA.

      • ballerinawithagun

        Boobs painted onto fabric. Perfect!

      • International Model

        The only woman Paula Patton has ever taught anything to was Precious.

    • Nikko Viquiera

      Those babies are ready to be baptized! They also look like they’re in pain!

    • clatie

      ouch. (my boobs said that).

      • DaringMiss

        Mine too. Free Sofia’s Breasts!

    • Chuck Barthelme

      It’s either too tight on top, or it’s just not a dress you can wear with that much cleavage. Not that I mind of course, but it just doesn’t look all that great on her. The white actually doesn’t bother me as much as it might, but I don’t know why. It would have been okay if it had actually fit her I think.

    • ohhoneyhank

      I can hear her boobs crying out for air. That’s some serious smoosh, no wonder she looks uncomfortable.

    • CPK1

      the way her hair frames her boobs like that looks very unsettling

    • aahlife

      The positive- the dress embraces and echoes her latina essence. The neg- her breasts looks ridiculous.

    • Anna

      This pains me, Sofia. You proved yesterday that you can class it up AND do body-con. Why follow it up with an adult video star wedding dress?

    • Laura Renee

      Va-va-voom! (I dunno, I like her breasts, but I’m predisposed that way. She looks better in it than the model, that’s for certain.)

    • MilaXX

      Nah girl, you need some more lace on them boobs.Not everything is a babyhead moment.

      • Sarah

        Not only babyheads, but I keep getting scared that I’m seeing nudie nips because of the lace pattern and the precarious location of the edge of it.

      • marlie

        Pancaked babyheads.

    • Danielle


    • PastryGoddess

      Of Course

    • Sarah

      Cougar marries the Pool Boy in Las Vegas.

    • Lori

      Was she getting married at the TriBeca Film Festival? Also, she needs to watch out because one of these days her boobs are going to stage a mutiny over the way she treats them and it’s not going to be pleasant for her.

    • AlexisPayne

      Of course.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Of course.

    • sagecreek

      Time for the Adult Video Awards already?

    • Bert Keeter

      And I thought she had a brain?

    • shirab

      She knows it. Look at her tight smiles, compared with how exuberant she looked in that mint green one yesterday. I sense regret.

    • NMMagpie

      Bridal boobs.

    • Mary Lauer

      I think she forgot what you said about classy …

    • Coleslaw McGraw

      I am not convinced that bright white is her color. It looks like it was painted on with Liquid Paper, or White Out.

    • boweryboy

      Her boobs. Ouch.

    • Fuchsiaforever

      I see a butt on her chest!

    • Alicia

      Don’t know why she bothered with the clutch – her boobs are smooshed so tightly together they could’ve held her keys and phone.

      • Judih1


    • housefulofboys

      That’s just an entirely different dress on Sophia than it is on the model. Wow.

    • Judy_J

      Baby heads.

    • Jessica Freeman

      We get it, you love your boobs!

      • lamamu

        Then why is she so mean to them?

        • demidaemon

          Its a love/hate relationship. Or S/M.

          • lamamu

            They look like they’re trying to break free of their submissive role.

            • demidaemon

              IT”S A REBELLION!

    • LadyVimes

      Hm. Wedding dress.
      Tailor it so the ladies can breathe a bit, Sofia! You’re smooshing them.

    • jilly_d

      Good lord, tone down the tooth-whitener. Pretty soon they’ll be translucent. Also, girl, that dress is fug.

    • Sam Smith

      Of course times a trillion.

    • rkdgal

      Why am I suddenly hungry for pancakes?

    • Ashley Ellen Wilson

      her poor tits. they never get a break :/

    • H2

      She has the same problem we saw with Katy Perry the other day. Some dresses are not made for the large breasted. If it can’t be altered to fit the girls, find something that fits better.

    • Stella Zawistowski

      This looks like they sell it at Kleinfeld’s in the Pnina Tornai section, and every time someone asks for it, Randy Fenoli very dramatically asks for his smelling salts.

      (outing myself as a Say Yes to the Dress junkie)

      • marlie

        Same here. And that shizz is *tacky.*

        • demidaemon

          IT IS! Luckily, I think she is relegated just to Kleinfeld’s. Thank goodness.

      • xmixiex

        i can’t with those tacky things. hideous.

    • kim bunchalastnames

      from “virginal” to “sexmess” in less than the time it takes to unzip.

    • marlie

      This dress was not made for Sofia Vergara’s boobs. Those girls are yearning to break free.

    • lamamu

      God bless her, she just can’t help herself.

    • crash1212

      This is a really pretty look – except – that’s quite a lot of pressed-boobage going on there. It ruins all the good stuff.

    • KT

      This is mean, but the very first thing I said in response to this was, “gross.” She’s beautiful of course, but this is just way too much.

    • Nika E

      No girl…

    • oatmealpie

      Fourth wedding dress. Elvis is officiating.

    • Synnae

      On the bright side, that is the perfect silhouette for her. On the not so bride side, it is a (very pretty) bridal dress made for somebody with a much smaller cup size… This dress really should have gone to the alterations department for some additional embroidery.

    • Deborah Lipp

      I got a rash between my tits just looking at the picture.

    • decormaven

      Too tight, too much.

    • Kirstin McAulay

      In the words of the immortal Mr Mercury…. I want to break free, I want to break free….

      • marlie

        I love you. Queen has been my “commute music” for the last week, so I may or may not have been singing this song at the top of my lungs on the highway.

    • somebody blonde

      Slutty bride!

    • The Versatile Chef

      I should be working but all I’m doing is scrolling through the comments and LOLing so hard I’m wheezing. BKs are bringing the funny today!

      • demidaemon

        Work is overrated!

      • conniemd

        It confirms one’s inner Bitter Kittenness to know that the other BKs also zeroed in totally on the tortured breasts in this outfit. Certainly I was so transfixed by the poor things that everything else from hair to dress to shoes was not even noticed. My mind shrieked “boobs” immediately.

    • guyfromhoboken

      she looks like a girl who went thru an overly aggressive puberty during her communion.

    • xmixiex

      dress aside, her face looks amazingly young here

    • cocohall

      She doesn’t have her usual sense of wicked fun about her in these photos. I sense some sort of contractual obligation. Was there not one gentleman nearby to lend her his jacket? She looks uncomfortable.

    • Sofia

      This is a lovely dress but it’s better suited for a smaller chested women like the model in the photo.

    • LeelaST

      The caption should read Sofia Vergara’s girls attend the premiere of “Chef” …

    • Akmall Razlan

      this is not her. well, this dress should be on Keira Knightly or Natalie Portman…

    • Clash D

      I like the makeup but her knockers are clenching.

    • bringbackbeatles

      This is the second time today that I don’t agree with the majority, which is unusual. I think this dress rocks on her. It looks better on her than the model. I realize she needs to either loosen up the fabric around the girls or cover a little more cleavage, but I still love it. The white looks amazing against her skin tone and the hair and make up are gorgeous.

      • Max Bree

        Yeah. I’m not sure I want Sofia Vergara to look any other way. I was thinking, “well..Monica Belluci/Dolce Gabbana..” but that wouldn’t be an improvement. She is making the most of what she’s got. She’s doesn’t have a perfect face – but it’s pleasing. She’s kinda like Dita Von Teese in that they aren’t beauties, but creations of beauty. Inspiring. SV has my respect.

    • Vtg Fashion Library

      This photo cries our for a millionaire old man in a wheelchair, and the pool boy looking on longingly.

      • Valdri8


    • kategs

      ow ow ow.

    • Kikishua

      I can hear her boobs screaming in pain from here – and I’m an ocean away.