Then there’s the other kind of star getting a sidewalk star; the kind where we think, “Well someone’s agent cut a check, didn’t they?”
Orlando Bloom honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in a blue Lanvin suit and Christian Louboutin shoes.
Lanvin Spring 2014 Collection
Yeah, that’s bitchy. But that’s the world of stardom. It’s all about the optics. Kate Winslet gets a star and that feels just. Orlando Bloom gets one and we think “Hunh. I guess so …” Don’t be mad, Orlando fans. Everyone pays for their own star.
Style-wise, he’s a disheveled mess, but it was ever thus with him. We’d be surprised if he looked otherwise. It all almost works, but the shirt is driving us nuts. Put on an undershirt and learn how to tuck, Orly. Also, the hair and the neck jewelry are early-stage Johnny Depp-isms. You better lock that shit down before it gets out of control and you’re leaving the house looking like an elderly gay windchime, dude.
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