Let’s play Rate-A-Suit! Because there’s really not much else to say when faced with a red carpet sausage party. Hit it, boys!
Jay R. Ferguson
Sorry, boys. It wouldn’t be fair to compare you to the ladies because they all get high end fashion to wear. We imagine Slattery and Hamm get some free suitage, but the rest of y’all are probably on your own. So we won’t yell, but you all failed to impress. That’s some shiny, ill-fitted suitery going on there, men.
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