Jennifer Lopez on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Posted on April 29, 2014

Sometimes it seems like J Lo’s career now consists almost entirely of getting out of limos in parking lots and modeling clothes.

Lucky bitch.


Jennifer-Lopez-Jimmy-Kimmel-Live-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jennifer Lopez arrives for an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” in Hollywood, California.

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We give her a lot of credit for being able to almost pull off certain looks that no one really has any right pulling off, but this one’s not working for us. With the ankle-restraint shoes and the whiff of pajama coming off the rest of the look, she looks like the most fabulous diva in the psych ward.

The Most Fabulous Divas in the Psych Ward is now the working title for the T Lo memoir.

Seriously, those shoes look like medical devices.


[Photo Credit: Cathy Gibson/PacificCoastNews, FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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  • Kent Roby

    These pictures show why celebs should always wear giant sunglasses in the bright light of day; squinting is no one’s best friend.

    • TrixieConQueso

      Agreed. Botox or BigAss Sunglasses.

    • Sarah

      She’s all “Hello Lovers!”
      “Wait, did I leave my shades in the Bentley?”
      “No, maybe they’re in my tiny wristlet purse?”
      “Shit, my public is watching. I shall squint fiercely. Hello Lovers!”

  • onefifteen

    Love the shoes and jacket. Pants gotta go!

    • Ragnarockette

      Swap them out for a pair of fitted jeans and I’d be much happier. You rarely see JLO in jeans these days. Such a shame.

      • demidaemon

        Jeans might have been too dressed down for this appearance.

    • YoungSally

      Pleats are really nobody’s friend.

      • kimmeister

        Almost all of the pants and shorts in her line at Kohl’s have pleats. It’s consternating.

  • kalisa

    And she needs a belt. And ditch the press-on nails.

  • Constant Reader

    The twee little white purse and turquoise nails belong on a 10-year-old wearing a new Easter dress and not a grown-ass woman. (Not to say that turquoise nails can’t be deployed by adults, just that they look alarmingly juvenile here.)

  • ljh

    Is Katherine Heigel chauffering divas now?

    • CPK1

      OMG, hilarious!

    • TheDivineMissAnn

      I thought it might be Madonna getting ready to run her over.

  • Tanya Wade

    She is looking a little matronly in these photos. “Real Abuelitas of Biscayne Bay!”

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I’m embarrassed to say that I would watch the “Real Abuelitas” in a heartbeat.

  • TulipWorthy

    I think the pants are the worst item.

  • Anna

    J-Lo’s running shit today in the parking lot.

    • @Biting Panda

      Until Reece gets there. Then shit is gonna get real.

      • Anna

        I’d pay to see that.

  • zenobar

    This outfit is reeeeaally setting my metal-matching OCD off. Uh-oh. Definitely needs to pick gold or silver. Definitely.

    *rocks gently in chair*

    • Kayceed

      Silver. Silver silver silver. The gold is all wrong. Gah.

      • Janet B

        Yes! The hideous shoes have gold buckles.

      • Sarah

        But she has gold earrings, rings, & watch? (Metal matching is not my personal bugbear, but I don’t begrudge you yours; I was just trying to think about her justification for the crime)

        • Kayceed

          I cannot be appeased! 😉 I’m sure she has plenty of silver (or platinum!) jewelry to deploy. I know it is personal preference, but I cannot look at a dove gray suit, silver zippers, silver cami, white purse, and even blue manicure (cool tones) and think gold jewelry works. I’m suffering here. LOL

  • Jessica Freeman


  • @Biting Panda

    Seriously, how many armed men does it take to get her from door to door?

  • nannypoo

    I think Bates wore those shoes in season 1.

  • gayle

    That is a good jacket.

    • Monabel

      But not for her. Too much pulling all over.

  • Therese Bohn

    “The Most Fabulous Divas in the Psych Ward is now the working title for the T Lo memoir.” I’d buy that one!

  • MilaXX

    Besides the lack of color I think the pants don’t work because the cuff and the bagginess fight the straps on the shoe.

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    It’s all too complicated – even for J-Lo and that’s saying something. Way too many straps and seams everywhere.

  • prisma

    I think the Khaleesi may be coming to liberate Jennifer Lopez’s feet after she’s done with Reese Witherspoon.

  • teensmom99

    The pants look cheap and unflattering.

  • This is the woman who elevated the crushed velour tracksuit to evening-wear status, so this seems like a natural extension. Unlike her hair.

    • @Biting Panda

      I love it when you’re shady.

    • Danielle

      Oooooh, some tequila and a lime for all that salt, Alicia! Delightful!

  • LilyVanessi

    Fourth shot down: Maybe she’s looking in her purse for her lost sense of style…

  • Lori

    The fit is so off on both the pants and the jacket. I don’t think they would have looked good any way, but whatever shot they had was totally wrecked by the bad fit. And yeah, those shoes have an unfortunate resemblance to the unfun kind of restraints. This outfit is definitely a “Get back in the limo, go home an start over.”

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    That is a motherfucking Bentley limousine. JLo isn’t fooling around.

  • KendraMR

    You know pants are unflattering when they make J Lo look turrible.

  • Wink

    Gonna go out on a limb and declare that she should never wear pants. Period. And how about a 3-ring maximum (instead of 3-per-hand)?

  • Kitten Mittons

    The way her shirt is blousing out below that jacket is very satisfying for me. Celebrities ARE just like real people.

    Keep the jacket and start over.

  • JulieTy

    Please oh pleassssse oh pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeee write that book!

  • schadenfreudelicious

    I see she has been looking to Pinterest for nail inspiration….

  • Erica

    This would be an example of one of the 6 outfits (out of 10) she wears that looks like pure ass, as TLo so aptly put it.

  • Sarah

    Those are Rashida’s balloon pants, reimagined in a less flammable fabric, and still just as unflattering. Are they Lanvin too?

  • BlairBear

    If only she could model beautiful clothes

  • Fuchsiaforever

    You guys are hilarious! Great working title for the memoir.

    But really, those stilettos are SO scary. The whole look is very “One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest”.

    Morning Coffee and TLo- best way to start the sudden return to winter on this grey, chilly day!!!

    I’m SO excited for NYC party this Saturday!!!! Can’t wait!!!

  • DagnyReardon

    Nurse Ratchet let her out for the afternoon.

  • cocohall

    She looks like a regular 40 something mother of twins, which is to say a little frazzled, a little frumpy and apparently no time for a pedicure – are those bare toe nails? This however, doesn’t bring me any schadenfreude. I want, no I NEED, my JLo to be transcendent. Please return to form by tomorrow’s American Idol show. America is counting on you to bring the DIVA. It’s your patriotic duty.

  • jilly_d

    That’s……a lot of look.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    The most fabulous divas in the psych ward-genius, gentlemen, sheer genius! JLO’s done better, for sure. Even when she misfires fashion-wise, she’s more interesting than this bland number.

  • B_C_J

    This is not a flattering outfit & the shoes are equally bad.

  • Qitkat

    I’ll bet she never forgets her sunnies again, after seeing herself going all Squinty Bitchface.

  • Dawn Sinclair

    that makes her look like wide through her middle section, not a good look

  • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    I want her and Reese Whiterspoon to get into a catfight on a parking lot.

    • lobsterlen

      Hmmm my money is Reese. Though she is tiny thing she has attitude and youth on her side.

      • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

        And she knows a killer purse when she sees one.

      • And I bet she fights dirty.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Can’t you just see Reese pulling some sneakily effective takedown and then walking away with that little smirk on her face? Only later would the Jimmy Choo be found buried in her opponent’s back.

  • decormaven

    The scale of the tiny bag does not balance out with the overworked details of the shoes. Plus the cuff of the pants competes with the straps of the shoes. No pleasing balance in this look.

  • stubbornthoughts

    She also really loves to wear all of one color. What the hell is that about?

  • marlie

    Psych ward pajamas that make her look disproportionately bottom-heavy. I know she’s curvaceous, but those pants are still really unflattering.

  • lobsterlen

    Check out the Bentley limo driver. Diva driver?

  • Pablo

    Never understood the fuss about her, hate the outfit and those are hideous

  • Vtg Fashion Library

    Hannibal Lechter wants his shoes back.

    • bitchybitchybitchy


  • Little_Olive

    This woman’s commitment and ability to pull of “ghetto chic” (for lack of a better definition… someone please help me on the right term), while looking expensive, is astounding.

  • jackie

    “The Most Fabulous Divas in the Psych Ward is now the working title for the T Lo memoir.”
    you guys make my day.

  • Cheryl

    Those pants are making her look very thick through the thighs and butt. I don’t mind the shoes, which is not to say I don’t think they are ugly. They’re super ugly, but sometimes I just love an ugly shoe.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Those shoes resemble Birkenstocks, but with high heels.

  • deech_sea

    Too 1980s for my taste.

  • KT

    I’m actually totally into this, though I love “the most fabulous diva in the psych ward” label hahaha. Other than the color, I don’t think that jacket really goes with the pants at all, and yet, J Lo manages to make it work. Nice work transcending everything, miss lady.

  • BluesD

    The shoes are hideous. The rest of her outfit is meh. I hate when people wear separates that are all the same color.

  • malarson2

    It’s all very Jenny from the Block to me.

  • Virginia Lee

    She looks like she’s going golfing in Florida.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    I’m seeing the Fly Girl back for another number.

  • Jenny from the block jacket meets Maid in Manhattan pants.

  • Guest

    is jlo secretly white her neck, hands and feet are super pale

  • michele tempist

    Jlo is rocking some very pale feet, there………