Jennifer Lopez on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Posted on April 29, 2014

Sometimes it seems like J Lo’s career now consists almost entirely of getting out of limos in parking lots and modeling clothes.

Lucky bitch.

 

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We give her a lot of credit for being able to almost pull off certain looks that no one really has any right pulling off, but this one’s not working for us. With the ankle-restraint shoes and the whiff of pajama coming off the rest of the look, she looks like the most fabulous diva in the psych ward.

The Most Fabulous Divas in the Psych Ward is now the working title for the T Lo memoir.

Seriously, those shoes look like medical devices.

 

[Photo Credit: Cathy Gibson/PacificCoastNews, FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

    • Kent Roby

      These pictures show why celebs should always wear giant sunglasses in the bright light of day; squinting is no one’s best friend.

      • TrixieConQueso

        Agreed. Botox or BigAss Sunglasses.

      • Sarah

        She’s all “Hello Lovers!”
        “Wait, did I leave my shades in the Bentley?”
        “No, maybe they’re in my tiny wristlet purse?”
        “Shit, my public is watching. I shall squint fiercely. Hello Lovers!”

    • onefifteen

      Love the shoes and jacket. Pants gotta go!

      • Ragnarockette

        Swap them out for a pair of fitted jeans and I’d be much happier. You rarely see JLO in jeans these days. Such a shame.

        • demidaemon

          Jeans might have been too dressed down for this appearance.

      • YoungSally

        Pleats are really nobody’s friend.

        • kimmeister

          Almost all of the pants and shorts in her line at Kohl’s have pleats. It’s consternating.

    • kalisa

      And she needs a belt. And ditch the press-on nails.

    • Constant Reader

      The twee little white purse and turquoise nails belong on a 10-year-old wearing a new Easter dress and not a grown-ass woman. (Not to say that turquoise nails can’t be deployed by adults, just that they look alarmingly juvenile here.)

    • ljh

      Is Katherine Heigel chauffering divas now?

      • CPK1

        OMG, hilarious!

      • TheDivineMissAnn

        I thought it might be Madonna getting ready to run her over.

    • Tanya Wade

      She is looking a little matronly in these photos. “Real Abuelitas of Biscayne Bay!”

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I’m embarrassed to say that I would watch the “Real Abuelitas” in a heartbeat.

    • TulipWorthy

      I think the pants are the worst item.

    • Anna

      J-Lo’s running shit today in the parking lot.

      • @Biting Panda

        Until Reece gets there. Then shit is gonna get real.

        • Anna

          I’d pay to see that.

    • zenobar

      This outfit is reeeeaally setting my metal-matching OCD off. Uh-oh. Definitely needs to pick gold or silver. Definitely.

      *rocks gently in chair*

      • Kayceed

        Silver. Silver silver silver. The gold is all wrong. Gah.

        • Janet B

          Yes! The hideous shoes have gold buckles.

        • Sarah

          But she has gold earrings, rings, & watch? (Metal matching is not my personal bugbear, but I don’t begrudge you yours; I was just trying to think about her justification for the crime)

          • Kayceed

            I cannot be appeased! ;) I’m sure she has plenty of silver (or platinum!) jewelry to deploy. I know it is personal preference, but I cannot look at a dove gray suit, silver zippers, silver cami, white purse, and even blue manicure (cool tones) and think gold jewelry works. I’m suffering here. LOL

    • Jessica Freeman

      Nope.

    • @Biting Panda

      Seriously, how many armed men does it take to get her from door to door?

    • nannypoo

      I think Bates wore those shoes in season 1.

    • gayle

      That is a good jacket.

      • Monabel

        But not for her. Too much pulling all over.

    • Therese Bohn

      “The Most Fabulous Divas in the Psych Ward is now the working title for the T Lo memoir.” I’d buy that one!

    • MilaXX

      Besides the lack of color I think the pants don’t work because the cuff and the bagginess fight the straps on the shoe.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      It’s all too complicated – even for J-Lo and that’s saying something. Way too many straps and seams everywhere.

    • prisma

      I think the Khaleesi may be coming to liberate Jennifer Lopez’s feet after she’s done with Reese Witherspoon.

    • teensmom99

      The pants look cheap and unflattering.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      This is the woman who elevated the crushed velour tracksuit to evening-wear status, so this seems like a natural extension. Unlike her hair.

      • @Biting Panda

        I love it when you’re shady.

      • Danielle

        Oooooh, some tequila and a lime for all that salt, Alicia! Delightful!

    • LilyVanessi

      Fourth shot down: Maybe she’s looking in her purse for her lost sense of style…

    • Lori

      The fit is so off on both the pants and the jacket. I don’t think they would have looked good any way, but whatever shot they had was totally wrecked by the bad fit. And yeah, those shoes have an unfortunate resemblance to the unfun kind of restraints. This outfit is definitely a “Get back in the limo, go home an start over.”

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      That is a motherfucking Bentley limousine. JLo isn’t fooling around.

    • KendraMR

      You know pants are unflattering when they make J Lo look turrible.

    • Wink

      Gonna go out on a limb and declare that she should never wear pants. Period. And how about a 3-ring maximum (instead of 3-per-hand)?

    • Kitten Mittons

      The way her shirt is blousing out below that jacket is very satisfying for me. Celebrities ARE just like real people.

      Keep the jacket and start over.

    • JulieTy

      Please oh pleassssse oh pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeee write that book!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      I see she has been looking to Pinterest for nail inspiration….

    • Erica

      This would be an example of one of the 6 outfits (out of 10) she wears that looks like pure ass, as TLo so aptly put it.

    • Sarah

      Those are Rashida’s balloon pants, reimagined in a less flammable fabric, and still just as unflattering. Are they Lanvin too?

    • BlairBear

      If only she could model beautiful clothes

    • Fuchsiaforever

      You guys are hilarious! Great working title for the memoir.

      But really, those stilettos are SO scary. The whole look is very “One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest”.

      Morning Coffee and TLo- best way to start the sudden return to winter on this grey, chilly day!!!

      I’m SO excited for NYC party this Saturday!!!! Can’t wait!!!

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        We’re so excited too!

    • DagnyReardon

      Nurse Ratchet let her out for the afternoon.

    • cocohall

      She looks like a regular 40 something mother of twins, which is to say a little frazzled, a little frumpy and apparently no time for a pedicure – are those bare toe nails? This however, doesn’t bring me any schadenfreude. I want, no I NEED, my JLo to be transcendent. Please return to form by tomorrow’s American Idol show. America is counting on you to bring the DIVA. It’s your patriotic duty.

    • jilly_d

      That’s……a lot of look.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      The most fabulous divas in the psych ward-genius, gentlemen, sheer genius! JLO’s done better, for sure. Even when she misfires fashion-wise, she’s more interesting than this bland number.

    • B_C_J

      This is not a flattering outfit & the shoes are equally bad.

    • Qitkat

      I’ll bet she never forgets her sunnies again, after seeing herself going all Squinty Bitchface.

    • Dawn Sinclair

      that makes her look like wide through her middle section, not a good look

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      I want her and Reese Whiterspoon to get into a catfight on a parking lot.

      • lobsterlen

        Hmmm my money is Reese. Though she is tiny thing she has attitude and youth on her side.

        • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

          And she knows a killer purse when she sees one.

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

          And I bet she fights dirty.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Can’t you just see Reese pulling some sneakily effective takedown and then walking away with that little smirk on her face? Only later would the Jimmy Choo be found buried in her opponent’s back.

    • decormaven

      The scale of the tiny bag does not balance out with the overworked details of the shoes. Plus the cuff of the pants competes with the straps of the shoes. No pleasing balance in this look.

    • stubbornthoughts

      She also really loves to wear all of one color. What the hell is that about?

    • marlie

      Psych ward pajamas that make her look disproportionately bottom-heavy. I know she’s curvaceous, but those pants are still really unflattering.

    • lobsterlen

      Check out the Bentley limo driver. Diva driver?

    • Pablo

      Never understood the fuss about her, hate the outfit and those are hideous

    • Vtg Fashion Library

      Hannibal Lechter wants his shoes back.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Claaaariccccceeeeeeee……

    • Little_Olive

      This woman’s commitment and ability to pull of “ghetto chic” (for lack of a better definition… someone please help me on the right term), while looking expensive, is astounding.

    • jackie

      “The Most Fabulous Divas in the Psych Ward is now the working title for the T Lo memoir.”
      you guys make my day.

    • Cheryl

      Those pants are making her look very thick through the thighs and butt. I don’t mind the shoes, which is not to say I don’t think they are ugly. They’re super ugly, but sometimes I just love an ugly shoe.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Those shoes resemble Birkenstocks, but with high heels.

    • deech_sea

      Too 1980s for my taste.

    • KT

      I’m actually totally into this, though I love “the most fabulous diva in the psych ward” label hahaha. Other than the color, I don’t think that jacket really goes with the pants at all, and yet, J Lo manages to make it work. Nice work transcending everything, miss lady.

    • BluesD

      The shoes are hideous. The rest of her outfit is meh. I hate when people wear separates that are all the same color.

    • malarson2

      It’s all very Jenny from the Block to me.

    • Virginia Lee

      She looks like she’s going golfing in Florida.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I’m seeing the Fly Girl back for another number.

    • http://stores.ebay.com/QFClothing QFClothing

      Jenny from the block jacket meets Maid in Manhattan pants.

    • Guest

      is jlo secretly white her neck, hands and feet are super pale

    • michele tempist

      Jlo is rocking some very pale feet, there………