Darlings, we’re sitting in San Francisco International airport, mainlining coffee that we wouldn’t normally need since we’re on such a high from last night’s signing. Unfortunately, because this is our third flight in 4 days, and because this is an UNGODLY time of day to be in an airport, there isn’t enough coffee in the world to keep us from looking like slack-jawed zombies. Fabulously dressed ones, though.
This is our whiny way of letting you know that, while we’d never leave you guys completely without the gift of our daily opinions, our asses be dragging and updates will probably be slow and sporadic throughout the day.
Also: if we sound bitchier than normal, don’t hold it against us. In fact, we’re going to pretty much turn this one over to you because we don’t quite trust our reaction to this look:
Emma Stone attends “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” Cast and Filmmaker photocall at the Park Plaza Hotel in London in a Saint Laurent suit paired with Christian Louboutin pumps.
Saint Laurent Spring 2014 Collection
We like the idea of the suit more than the suit itself. The plaid’s great; the cut of the pants are great. But that jacket cut is SO ’80s. She looks like one of the bitchy execu-ladies in Working Girl. Maybe it needs to be buttoned up. And maybe she either needs to put on a tie or unbutton the shirt a little. It’s all coming off just a little too “This is not my beautiful wife” to us, which could be fabulous, but we can’t quite decide if she’s pulling it off or if she’s the right gal for that kind of look.
Bitter Kittens make the call:
IN! She’s the right gal for this look!
OUT! She’s about to tell Melanie Griffith to get that Dim Sum cart the hell out of her face.
In other news, the Minions with Opinions were mostly in agreement with us that Kristen Bell ruined a fairly pretty dress with fairly ugly shoes and voted the look OUT.
P.S.: If you didn’t get the Working Girl references, we won’t shame you, but we will tell you that it’s Lorenzo’s favorite movie of all time and after years of watching it alongside him, Tom finally figured out why he likes it so much. It’s because he LOVES stories about people who recreate themselves and come out on top and this is one of the best of that type. See it. If nothing else for the hair and for a reminder that Alec Baldwin was once a stone cold fox.
[Photo Credit: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images, style.com]
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