Susan Sarandon wears a dress that looks like it was made out of discarded corporate logos. We can’t say it any plainer than that.
Sweetie, no. Nothing here is working; not the tricky sleeves or the flare of the skirt or the kind of matronly shoes. Let’s get you in some pumps, some jewelry, and a fitted skirt, where God intended you to be, girl. Leave the drab necklines and tricky shit to the hipster girls. You are a CLASSIC and need to be dressed like one.
Girl, That’s Not Your Dress. Pack it up and ship it off to Emma Roberts, who probably won’t look any better in it, but they’ll both be much happier with each other.
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