Oh girl, NO. We can’t NO hard enough. If we were there, we’d leap in front of the cameras to protect you from embarrassing pictures, like your own personal Secret Style Service detail.
THAT will be the premise of our reality TV show. Potential producers out there, work up a proposal and send it to us. That’s “Secret Style Service, Starring Tom & Lorenzo.”
Okay, now that the auditioning is out of the way, let’s get back to being horrified.
Kristin Chenoweth makes an appearance on the “Late Show With David Letterman” in New York City in an Again Collection long sleeve romper.
Again Collection ‘Janet’ Long Sleeve Romper
We can’t say this forcefully enough: GIRL, THAT’S NOT YOUR
DRESS ROMPER. We’re going to add to that: THERE IS NO ROMPER IN EXISTENCE FOR YOU. Sorry, hon. Brutal honesty. You’re not a romper girl. It does not flatter your tiny little body in the slightest. You’re a grownup. You look best when you dress like one. Given your diminutive size, putting you in a romper has the jarring effect of making you look like a child in stiletto heels, with a grown woman’s face. And a crazy woman’s head of hair. Seriously, girl, what’s going on with that mop?
You’re better than this. Get inside quickly and never put yourself through this again.
[Photo Credit: Girlie/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, againcollection.com]