Emma Roberts in Balenciaga at the “Palo Alto” Premiere

Posted on April 25, 2014

Emma, you may consider this a major ATTAGIRL from us.

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Now Emma, as you alternate between jubilantly high-fiving everyone around you at the news of this honor, and weeping huge racking sobs of relief, you might look up and ask “Hey, why no WERQ, you whores?”

The answer is simple. And don’t call us whores, bitch.

It’s like this: we think this is all coming together really nicely. There’s nothing particularly awkward or ill-chosen and you look impeccable.These are not things we normally get to say about you, hence the “Attagirl.” But to be perfectly honest, it’s not exactly tough to put on an LBD and a pair of black strappies and come out looking good. Difficulty setting: 0 on the style meter. And besides, we just can’t shake the persistent idea that you still haven’t quite figured out your hair and makeup. None of the colors decided upon for your head look quite right to us, from the lips to the hair to the distracting orange-y blush.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: MJ Photos/PRPhotos.com, Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images]

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