Zosia Mamet in Alice + Olivia at the “Hand To God” Off-Broadway Opening Night

Posted on March 11, 2014

Zosia Mamet attends the “Hand To God” Off Broadway Opening night at the Lucille Lortel Theater in New York City in Alice + Olivia.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]

    • @Biting Panda

      She certainly looks comfy…?

      • Nelliebelle1197

        And smelly. She always looks smelly to me.

    • kimmeister

      Oh no, not those eyebrows again. It makes her look like she has trichotillomania. Maybe she does, which would be really sad, but she could still fill them in.

      The bag is pretty great though. It just doesn’t belong with an outfit composed entirely of neutrals.

      • MilaXX

        no she’s just too lazy to fill them in.

    • Kate4queen

      Waiting for the orphan train??

    • Susan Velazquez

      The top half is cute but the bottom half reminds me of sweatpants

    • Lori

      She’s looked so good lately, I thought we were past this. Obviously I spoke too soon.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      I always wanted to know what to wear to the gym after going to see an off Broadway show…

    • Twigg

      I can now say I’ve seen a sweatskirt.

      • Alyssa

        I want a sweatskirt! Then maybe my husband would stop complaining that I change into sweatpants every day after work. ;)

        • Latin Buddy

          My boyfriend thinks it’s cute to say “Oh, you showered today” anytime I put any product in my hair or shave.

          • Kristina Sadowski

            My husband says the same thing to me. Having a home office is not pretty sometimes…

          • Lucía Gavello

            My friends text me when they’re coming over: “put your bra on”. I swear it’s the first thing I take off when I get home from work, I can do it with my shirt on, to my hubby’s amazement.

            • demidaemon

              I thought that was a skill all women learned. At least, all the major women in my life can do it.

            • Lucía Gavello

              It is! You would think he knows that having grown up with three women, but I guess my in-laws were more… discreet about it.

        • leahpapa

          You should start changing directly into pajamas Then when you upgrade to yoga/sweatpants, it’ll seem like an improvement. (In my younger days I put on pj’s every day after work, until the hubs complained – justifiably – that it was depressing to eat dinner with someone in a nightgown. I switched to sorta-kinda-street-appropriate loungewear, and I haven’t heard a peep since.)

    • Ginger

      She’s striking me as the female version of Johnny Depp’s elderly gay windchime. Just me? Yes? Never mind…

    • Anna

      Here, Zosia, have some chocolate. I get it, I’m PMS-ing too.

    • SewingSiren

      I don’t know , it kind of works for her. She’s a bit of a rain cloud of a girl. In some of the shots she’s suppressing laughter, she doesn’t think they should be taking her picture either.

    • marlie

      *I* wouldn’t look this schlumpy if I was on my way to the theater – off-Broadway or not. There’s no more snow and salt on the ground, so there’s no excuse for those boots (either get them cleaned, or wear something else). The coat and the bag have potential, but the rest of the outfit is lazy.

      • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

        THIS. She looks like she decided to go at the very last second and went all “fine, what products do I have to show for the paps?”

      • MilaXX

        It’s childish. She’s wearing thousands of dollars worth of clothing on her back to an event she knows she’ll be photographed at and half asses it like this. It’s not a good look. If you don’t want to have your picture taken go in the stage door where you know there’s no step and repeat. It’s just not cute.

        • marlie

          I think this whole look would have been a lot better if she’d worn a pair of skinny jeans/pants. That by itself could have made this look way less sloppy.

        • Kim Elmore

          YES!! I’m so sick of these GIRLS girls trying to pretend that they are too cool for the world. BLEH.

    • Sarah

      So slouchy! Posture, dear. And maybe lose the elongated tulip sweats-skirt.

      • 3boysful

        I feel like she always has bad posture and it makes her look weird–like she has no neck or odd shoulders or something.

        • Sarah

          Bad posture looks weird on everybody. Yeah, though, if memory serves, I see your point.

      • Little_Olive

        Ugh, the spot where that skirt hits her calf and the patch of skin showing make me angry.

    • Nancer

      Cute. I think it looks good on her. She is definitely not dressing for a red carpet, she is attending a performance and I think this works!

    • hughman

      “My skirt’s not white but I saw Jane Krakowski had hers hiked up funny so I guess it’s cool.”

    • MilaXX

      She didn’t stick the landing. The look is actually nice but she missed the details. Her brows are groomed but not filled in where they are sparse, she needs a warmer lip, her top is not tucked into her skirt properly and the boots look like she’s literally been kicking rocks. There is not that much snow left on the ground, She could have wiped those boots off before she left the house. I really don’t have the patience for her “eff it” tude some days.

      • decormaven

        Effitude should be a word.

    • MK03

      So close.

    • Beardslee

      Golly, what a sad sack. That gray just drains her and that skirt should be deployed only at home, after overeating.

      • SewingSiren

        Needs a balloon.

    • Blair Sylvester

      I can get behind the coat and bag I think they just need more interesting/put together paired with them. And good god those shoes and that skirt

    • dickylarue

      I actually saw her at this last night and at the after party. In person she looked really cute & put together.

      • Kitten Mittons

        I’m glad to hear that, because I don’t hate it. I kind of like the various whites, greys, and blacks in the outfit. Some minor quibbles on the detailing, but it’s serviceable for the event.

      • MilaXX

        I can imagine it working in real life. But she knew there was a step & repeat involved and there likely was a stylist involved as well. Okay, should not be the best she can do.

        • dickylarue

          If I can cut her any slack, it was a very far off Broadway theater all the way downtown in NYC. No one was dressed to the nines. Matthew Morrison from Glee was there and he wasn’t in a suit and tie. This wasn’t a big Broadway premiere. The theater maybe held 300 people. I think this proves first hand to me how something doesn’t work in photo’s but in real life it actually does. She looked cute and was probably one of the best dressed women there.

          • lobsterlen

            I have come to the conclusion she hates posing and having her picture taken.

      • Joanna

        But why does she have to always look so damn miserable? This outfit would have been greatly improved with a little bit of a smile. I know she and Lena and Co. all grew up in “privilege” and they wear their first world problems on their sleeves, but man, the slightest display of appreciation for just how privileged she is would take her a notch or two down from my rational hate list.

    • rkdgal

      Is she playing that game where you’re only allowed one makeup item on the deserted island? She seems to have picked eyeliner. Not my choice.

    • Capt. Renault

      Was the skirt her Home Ec project?

    • Danielle

      Oh, dear.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Grading on a huge Zosia curve, I can be ok with everything except the boots. Salty, dirty, “going out to get the mail” boots and the fur coat? That’s BS.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        i hope it’s faux.

    • Liz

      She kind of looks like a cross between a bag lady and an aging socialite.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        very olson twins.

    • Little_Olive

      Who thought a 10 Shades of Grey outfit would turn out to be so dull.

    • Cheryl

      I’m not hating this. I mean I’m not all ‘omigawd she looks fabulous’ by any means, but it’s okay, except, except for the untucked top, come on Zosia, no reason for that, and dirty boots, that a quick brush could have taken care of. And I do love that bag.

    • MilaXX

      We interrupt this posting…. MY MAGNET CAME!!!!! SQUEE!!! check your mailboxes BK’s Thanks T, Lo & Alex!

      *yes I ma easily pleased*

      • decormaven

        Oooh, shiny objects! Love!

    • Sofia

      i can only assume from this, and many other photographs of her, that she and lena dunham are truly friends.

    • Nika E

      Forget the outfit, what is up with those eyebrows? Have they always looked like that and I never noticed?

    • BuffaloBarbara

      Horrendously hipster.

    • BrianaJC

      can we start “of course”ing her?

    • PastryGoddess

      If I were Alice+Olivia I would disown all of this

    • Coleslaw McGraw

      FRUMPY!!!!! I am pretty sure I have pajamas that have more zest than that.

    • Crystal

      I mean. I’d wear this. But my version wouldn’t be nearly as expensive.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      She’s gunning for the title of “latter day Helena Bonham Carter.” But she’s not even close to there.

    • Imasewsure

      I don’t understand the need for the giant purse (but hey at least it’s not a clutch which I hate) but I don’t hate this. Swap out the skirt and it would be frumpy but ok. I think she looks good from the neck up too… as long as you don’t stare too closely at her eyebrow which is alive I think

    • lobsterlen

      Is it just me or does that bag look cheap? Did she pick-it up from one those street corner bag sellers?

    • nannypoo

      Floof the hair, fix the makeup, get rid of those junky rings, get some decent boots and exhibit a little personality and you’d have something there.

    • Lilyana_F

      Seriously, that skirt looks like sweatpants.

    • dash1211

      Lordy. Why are we even talking about her?

    • Trickytrisha

      Sad, grey, mopey, bland. The eyebrows are approaching pathetic.

    • peachy

      gawd… she should’ve pulled that fur up over her head and darted in the door before the first flash went off.

      • Linderella

        She could have stuck her arm out the door and showed off the fabulous handbag, since it’s the only thing worth photographing anyway.

        • peachy

          ha! good point! but that’s it – JUST the bag. not even any jewelry. just.the.bag.

    • Jacob Bowen

      I wish the waistband was different, because it would make it A LOT less sweatpant-y…but I kind of LOVE the skirt anyways. Those boots need to go…honey, they’re not appropriate for going out.

    • IAmJ

      Hipster, please.

    • MichelleRafter

      Bag lady – expensive bag – but bag lady just the same.

    • Sabin

      I just can’t. Young female Woody Allen isn’t a good look for anyone.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      She is the living embodiment of my gray February mood. In February. When there had been no sun for 28 straight days. And I stayed inside rather than foist my depressing gray mood on anybody else.

    • quiltrx

      That waistband doesn’t want anything tucked in it, honey.
      Great bag, though.

    • allcapsERINN

      I like it. She needs to give me back my bag now.

    • Jeannie Shmina Greenwald

      She’s sporting a bald spot in the eyebrow – just like me! In other news, the outfit? The furry sweater could have been used to style something completely different. Not the bag lady look of the grays.

    • Linderella

      This look was made for the Coco Chanel rule of “Remove one item before walking out the door.” Except she should have removed about five. Even better, just keep the handbag and start all over from scratch.

    • slowestloris

      frumpcore? I kind of like it though. It’s a little game of thronesy, too.

    • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

      Frumpy-dumpy scroll-down fug. What am I saying? Frumpy-dumpy from the top!

    • save_the_hobbit

      I feel like a might have a chance with her because it seems like her standards are pretty low…I mean, at least a drunk lesbian makeout session. I do kind of love the skirt, but with those boots?

    • R.A.

      Salt stains are for laypeople dear, not celebrities.

    • JynxTheCat

      Macy’s Multiples. Cute though for real.

    • Tuneful54

      I give her props for progress. She’s been doing better in recent weeks. Yeah, it would be better if she took off one of the tops–the tee, and belt the cardigan, for example–but some of us (like me) just have no aptitude or much interest in these kinds of things, and frankly at the end of a long, sucky winter in a gray Eastern city, to even get clothes, boots, and makeup on and leave the house is an accomplishment. Keep pluggin’ along in Style 101, gurl.

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      total nit pick, but it looks like she put on every single ring from costume jewelry vendor’s stall at the flea market.

    • Samantha

      I know I shouldn’t but I love this look and would totally wear it……. minus the shoes.

    • Cassidy Olsen

      LOVE the coat and the bag. The skirt looks like it used to be sweatpants and the the boots are gross. But still!