Yea or Nay: Christian Dior Fall 2014 Shoes

Posted on March 17, 2014

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    • carlatheviking

      Nay, nay, a million times nay!!!

      • Lucía Gavello

        I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

      • judybrowni

        Have shoes just gone insane this year?

        Or did all couture shoe designers.attend the same party, where someone dropped acid into the punch?

      • JulieTy

        My EYES!!! Make it STOP!!!!!

    • YoungSally

      Looks like a pump…Feels like a sneaker!

      • Amanda Welliver

        Except it looks like a sneaker and feels like a pump…

      • maxxman

        Air Dior

    • NMMagpie

      Oh, hell to the NO.

    • Karen Belgrad

      Great, just when Frankendress trends where dying down, now we have to deal with Frankenshoes? Ugly.

    • JauntyJohn

      They look even more dangerous than most.
      Plus…. just… nay. “Accidentally stepped in some gum” is really not a great style motif.

    • Hetha Innis

      Immediate reaction was nay, but the longer I linger, the more passable they become.

      • visceral response

        That’s just the Stockholm Syndrome kicking in.

      • Plin

        I’m in the same position. It’s making me question myself deeply, though. I do not want to see these shoes as even remotely passable.

        They’re like the Hokas of fancy footwear. Which is causing way too much cognitive dissonance for me to handle.

        • Hetha Innis

          If you’re going to go there, don’t let it happen over the Hoka Heels! Not worth it.

      • suzq

        They are trying like mad to create the next best thing. They succeeded in creating the next thing.

    • marlie

      Big fat NAY. I don’t want heels – designer heels – that look like sneaker hybrids. NO.

    • dea

      It’s like a stiletto got drunk and procreated with rubber sneakers. Gross.

      • DTLAFamilies

        Talk about walk of shame…

        • Tanagra

          Well done. :)

      • StellaZafella

        Drag queen jogging shoes! YYYYeeeeeaaaahhh!!!

        • Jacob Bowen

          YOU STOLE MY COMMENT!!!! I was going to say, “Great for a Drag Queen on the run!”

          • StellaZafella

            …great minds, Jacob…great minds.

      • Lower L

        Actually, I’m thinking of the mixup in the matter transporter from Cronenberg’s “The Fly.” These are Brundleshoes.

      • rarero

        On a positive note, they look very comfortable

        • MoHub

          No they don’t.

    • Julie Parr

      Even though they are heinous, I’d be tempted to try them on to see if they were markedly more comfy than normal pumps.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      Are you goddam kidding me?

    • Paula Pertile

      Good grief.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Nay. What are they smoking?

    • James

      Nay. Big, fat nay with a side dish of nay. Also more nay.

      • MishaFoomin

        Same thing whoever thought granny panties as pants would be an awesome trend.

    • mellorcr

      OMG, they need to put a pic of these in the dictionary, right next to “FUGLY”!

    • SAA

      Maybe I’m crazy… but I actually loved these shoes. I kinda thought they were the best thing to come out of the entire collection other than one or two pretty suits/dresses. They looked incredible walking down the runway – wish you included a head-on shot. And the heel on the high version is really cool/different. Bottom line, I’d wear these, especially #’s 2, 4 & 9

    • gabbilevy

      Is it just me, or are the shoes *extra* ugly this season?

      • majorbedhead

        It’s not just you.

      • barbarienne

        It’s like a contest. All the designers got drunk and high at the same time, and one said, “I know! We got them all to wear really uncomfortable stuff—let’s see if we can get them to wear ugly shit, too!”

      • demidaemon

        Nope. Although, to be fair, I wasn’t much in love with many of the clothes this season either.

    • MilaXX

      This is not only a “NOPE!”, it’s a “Chile Please!”
      A sneaker bottom and then a heel tacked on for good measure? I don’t think so.

      • PostsYouCanDanceTo

        I just wanna say that I read “Chile” as the country and was wondering how they got swept up in all this.

        It made me laugh. Please score yourself 10 bonus points.

    • mdcoon127

      so very NAY!

    • Julie Parr

      p.s. Is that the same foam they use in CROCS?

    • msdamselfly

      Straight from the horses mouth–Naaayyy!

    • kimmeister

      Oops, my sole fell off, let me attach it back on with a caulking gun. Done!

      NAY, obviously. The ones with the heel placed way back that is super skinny up top are just accidents waiting to happen.

      • Sarah

        Poligrip – fixes your shoes to your heels AND your dentures in your mouth!

    • Constant Reader

      Dior is just trolling us now. That’s the only explanation i can come up with.

      • Lorelei_D

        Agree! They want to see if anyone will want something just because its Dior. There was an I Love Lucy episode on this exact subject!

        • Farthingale

          Where Lucy and Ethel wore burlap sacks and a horses feedbag for a hat…in Paris?

    • LipstickForPigs

      * Checks calendar…Nope not April first…The HELL?

    • Miss Ruth

      Loubou-Crocs. Jesus.

    • HeatherMcIlrath

      what…….are thesE?

    • BlairBear

      Prada should send Raf flowers and a thank you note because his shoes edge hers out of the top slot in the nay sweepstakes

    • International Model

      The only part of me that “yay!”‘d this was the part that secretly wants to wear orthopedic shoes.

    • LadyCelia

      M. Dior is revolving wildly in his grave.

    • hughman

      Oh sure. And wear your bra and Spanx outside your clothes too. We’ll just sit over here and judge you.

    • BlairBear

      Did Raf set out to design a line of shoes that J Law wouldn’t trip in ? If so mission accomplished

      • ShaoLinKitten

        My very first thought was, “Oh no, poor Jennifer Lawrence is going to have to wear these, isn’t she?”

        • BlairBear

          they do seem to offer traction though. and the good news is for once people won’t be looking at how bad/basic her dior dress is

    • DTLAFamilies

      Christian Dior is breakdancing in his grave. Good lord.

    • another_laura

      I’m having an 80s flashback to the suit-with-sneaker-wearing trend. They slapped the pumps stored in the desk drawer with the sneakers to wear on the subway. For that touch of whimsy I might have said Yea, but they’re not very attractive, so I’ve got to go with Nay.

    • BobStPaul

      These are not only ugly, they’re stupid.

    • sojourneryouth

      Air Christians.

      • decormaven


    • myandyleigh

      See? I’ve said all along that we’re being punked by the fashion world right now. These shoes are just another piece of evidence that I’m right! These things are the unhappy marriage or dangerous AND ugly.

      Punking! That’s what’s happening here.

    • Lower L

      You have GOT to be friggin’ kidding me.

    • mjude

      god. damn. it. NAY

    • TrixieConQueso

      I DO NOT j’adore this Dior.

    • clevergirl70

      What the crispy fuck are those?

    • B_C_J

      Atrocious & at some level insulting.
      The premise is that if they put the company name on junk, it will convince the “uninformed” masses that it’s fabulous. Guess what, the emperor has no clothes & we will point it out.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Part of me still thinks that anyone who walks around wearing a pair of hideous shoes or a truly clunky bag that has a designer name stencilled on it is actually a fashion victim.

    • Belvane

      They have officially run out of good ideas at the late, great House of Dior.

    • Trickytrisha

      If I was in a better mood, I’d be laughing my ass off. Looks like most of the major houses heard through the grapevine that the others were gonna be doing novelty shoes and they all tried to outdo each other in ludicrousness. NAY NAY NAY, because one just isn’t enough.

    • bravobravp

      I had a physical reaction to these.

    • unbornfawn

      No to hooves.

    • abish

      One can only hope that the last pair of shoes is officially named “Croc Squared.”

    • Synnae

      Poor Jennifer Lawrence… that’s all.

    • R. L.

      NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY and the plural of nay. No way. It looks like a bunch of 4 year olds grabbed mommy’s shoes and turned them into craft projects with playdoh.

    • DesertDweller79

      WTF? Oh, these get a big NAY. However, I would love to try on one of these shoes. I’d like to know if they are more comfortable than most heels. If so, I’d be interested in seeing a designer use the foam, but disguise it on the outside. That way the shoes wouldn’t look like Frankenshoes.

      Shoes have seemed particularly ugly this season.

    • KinoEye

      Raf is trolling us, right? Right? Please let it be so…

    • CatherineRhodes

      NAY. Hideous beyond belief.

    • Den Milano


    • Kitten Mittons

      Said by a woman who’s been wearing ill-fitting, cheap heels for nearly 10 hours (including to chase a toddler around to get him dressed this morning):

      ……..can I try them on first?

    • Anna

      Well. Jennifer Lawrence does need shoes to go with her Dior dresses.

    • Synnamin

      Did Dior strike up a partnership with Crocs?

      • Shibori Girl

        ( : Damn-I took a sip of coffee as I read your comment. Liquid is not good for an I-pad and mine almost took a direct hit!

        I think you articulated the design concept exactly.

    • Whitney Barkley


      What is happening this season, y’all? We’re gonna need a good gimmick shoe portmanteau, it seems.


    • Hermione

      No redeeming social value. And one of the models apparently has razor burn.

    • Truthiness2U

      What the actual frack? Seriously, what frackery is this? They don’t even look comfortable, so the foam is a waste. An oh yeah, and they’re seriously ugly, and stupid looking.

    • Corsetmaker

      Oh look out, you’ve stepped in something!

    • MK03

      Is this some kind of fucking joke?

    • sienna elm

      Look comfy – but a resounding NO.

    • LJCdoc

      HELL NAY.

    • silly little thumb

      What do designers have against functioning ankles?

    • silly little thumb

      What do designers have against functioning ankles?

    • Alicia

      Nay. The little orange/pink bumpers look like the lipstick on Sy Snootles.

    • Alicia

      Nay. The little orange/pink bumpers look like the lipstick on Sy Snootles.

    • uprightcitizen

      Oh, man. Can’t unsee THAT. If the pieces of plastic from PLAYSKOOL and the ugly heels weren’t enough, what’s with the tiny bits of toe just hanging out there off the front of each shoe … with their own little strip of poly-grip pink “sole”? Put these alongside the line from another Christian last week (Siriano), and one looks elegant and the other (this one) looks ridiculous. And the close-ups look like the contruction is a hot-glue mess. Dior is likely spinning in his grave.

    • Nicole Little

      Not even nay, just no.

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. (That was a NAY)

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. (That was a NAY)

    • Malibufire

      Feh. Someone is trying too hard and succeeding too little.

    • Malibufire

      Feh. Someone is trying too hard and succeeding too little.

    • queeniethebold

      Hee hee! At least they’re not wedges!

    • Dancer

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! blech.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      These Frankenshoes.

    • murt

      ewww…. those might be the ugliest shoes ever.

    • Fashcraze


    • lalahartma

      What the what?!?!

    • myristica_fragrans

      this idea would work better in wedges.

    • blissful2

      Looks like he used all his taste on his earlier line. Yuck.

    • luludexter

      nay indeed – why is everyone showing such ugly shoes this season?

    • majorbedhead

      Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

      What the actual fuck with the shoes this season? I mean, seriously. What. The. Fuck.

      • TigerLaverada

        Perfectly expressed!

        I always imagine a factory in some remote Asian location where the workers, fabricating “fashion” stuff like this, shake their heads and say to each other, “What the fuck is the matter with these people? What fool would actually pay for and wear this shit?”

    • Daisy Walker

      U-G-L-Y, they ain’t got no alibi. They ugly, yeah, yeah, they ugly.

    • jw_ny

      looks like she stepped in a gob of goo

    • Eovaai

      NO. NO. NO.

    • jilly_d


    • crashtestbonnie

      I’m all about a funky-runway only-for the art of it shoe, but these are just… fugly, no?

    • sagecreek

      Between JLaw’s dresses and this collection, I’m just left wondering…didn’t Dior use to mean classy?

      • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

        Yes they did. When I was a girl, Dior was the epitome of class and feminine beauty. And this just makes me so sad.

    • Sarah

      I said it before and I’ll say it again: these shoes should be fuel for Satan’s furnace. I HATE THEM.

      • sagecreek

        Keep sayin’ it!

    • DKBB

      Oh no…these are all a big ol’ NAY! They are just too damned confused to even be shoes! Am I a heel, am I a sports shoe…what am I?!

    • stubbornthoughts


    • Janet B

      Comfy sport heels?

    • conniemd

      These are butt ugly and torture devices. Nay

    • altalinda

      Oh Nay!

    • ChristyDee1


    • Sofia

      designer credentials automatically and instantly revoked for these horrors. credentials returned upon delivery of something beautiful.

    • shopgirl716

      Good God. The Mad Men promo pics have me longing for the days when shoe designers actually had sense. Ugly and tacky.

    • Sara__B

      Nay, nay, a thousand times nay!

    • anonylind

      what carlatheviking said

    • Leigh G

      These are hideous!!! NAY!!

    • elizonthelam

      Up there for stupidest thing i’ve seen in recent memory. NAY!!!!!

    • BuffaloBarbara

      NO! I’m all for trying to make heels more comfortable, but (a) FUGGGGGGG! and (b) any advantage added by padding is removed by the toe-strangling points. So, ugly and uncomfortable.

      And what is that stuff? At the library where I used to work, they had these foam rubber puzzle pieces that kids sat on, and I swear that’s what those look like.

    • sherrietee

      uh …. no. Was someone watching old Easy Spirit commercials when they had to come up with the next shoe line?

    • Jacob Bowen

      I feel like my mom would wear these to Curves and then to go out afterward…and that’s not a compliment. I am the one who buys the women’s shoes in the house. All shoes come through me.

    • jkatkins

      Horrifying. Just horrifying. OUT. As far as they can be thrown. OUT.

    • HobbitGirl

      Eww, no. It combines the ugliness of a sneaker with the discomfort of a heel.

    • Pennymac

      Oh, for heavens sake. These are just gross.

    • joything


    • Emily Roach

      Goddamnit Dior. Hell no. Ugh.

    • lynnlee


    • Daisy77


    • Shannon Campe


    • spooki

      The English language doesn’t have adequate words to describe the ugly that is these shoes.

    • Ashleigh


    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      Fashion aside, those shoes are a crime against humanity.

    • sleepycat

      I kinda see what they were going for but the result is pure fug. Time for a new designer to take over the brand.

    • Sabin

      They actually have “Dior” embossed in the plastic? Wow.

    • Lauren T.


    • Adina Miller Holmes

      Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

      No. Dear God, no.

    • KSuKim

      Put together by a committee, no?

    • Lisa Bertman Hoffman


    • FancyPhilly

      The kitten heel one is the worse, looks like it is collapsing into itself.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Wow, are those shoes every fugly. Like not even ironically wearable.

    • surfergirl70

      Fucking hideous.

    • wisdomy

      Absofuckinglutely not.

    • rebeemoon

      One word: ChunkyStank.

    • didgerdoni

      Beyond hiddy.

    • Fuchaforever

      So fugly I can’t even-

    • shazziz


    • ModernDowager

      bad shoes, bad

    • Nancer

      Are all of the design houses trolling us? Did the cabal meet and determine that as part of their evil plan they are going to try to make us buy horrendously fugly things? Because if so, well played – at least as far as fugly goes. They are right on track.

    • LaSylphide

      These shoes are so NAY it’s almost funny.

    • Tracie Rivera

      NAY! Fugly.

    • alytoyou

      Too much goin on for me.

    • dschubba

      Noooope. If it’s between this or switching into/out of a terrible pair of white Pam Beesly sneakers, I’m voting for Pam.

    • Chickadeep

      They had to invent a whole new category of fug to properly categorize these things.

    • kmk05

      OH COME ON. Why are we being trolled? What are the designers smoking? GAH.

    • Yolanda13

      Nay, nay, NAY!

    • Boop

      I despair. Nay to the no effing Nay.

    • Wendy Kaufman

      DEFINATE nay. They are ugly, and you can bet that overhand toe will either trip or wearer, or be a scuffed mess.

    • Gamer Mama

      It looks like she walked through Play-Doh…

    • Heidi Stern

      I’ve never seen uglier shoes. Thought it must be an April Fools joke.

    • SylviaPearl


    • Tracy_Flick

      Frankenfuckery for the true fashion victim. To be worn with the most hiddy Peter Pilotto dress you can find.

      • PastryGoddess

        Oh no, you can just wear them with the ugly Dior’s he’s been putting out

    • somebody blonde

      NAY. Those are seriously some of the ugliest shoes I have EVER seen.

    • kim bunchalastnames

      NO. gimmicky. ugh.

    • MishaFoomin

      Jesus, nay!

    • Gina Mondzelewski Small

      This is Dior? DIOR??? They should be ashamed!

    • Tess Danesi

      Between the nuts and bolts shoes and these, it seems like Fall is to be the season of the ugly ass shoe.

    • titaness25

      They’re just fucking with us now.

    • French_Swede

      Yeah, those won’t look dated in six weeks.

    • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Shoes with bumpers and curb feelers..yuk..

    • Cameron Turner


    • Anna M

      Haha! looks like cake squishing out the sides of the shoe and over the sole. Ridiculous. Oh well, no one can get it right all the time.

    • E. D.

      Nay, holy shit!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      These are an abomination to the name of Dior…NAY

    • poggi

      The least comfortable, ugliest combo of heels and sneakers I could imagine. No.

    • Tejana

      Triple NAY!

    • janierainie

      That is just………….no.

    • Kirstin McAulay

      No, just no

    • jason

      gee, too bad they didn’t have time to take the packing material off. They would’ve been cute.

    • Aurumgirl

      Poor Jennifer Lawrence.

    • tinyredlocks

      What is this fuckery?

    • Dagney

      what. the fuck.

    • icm

      These look like crap.They are fughly!!!!!!

    • Zeee

      Not in a thousand lifetimes.

    • Elana Bryan

      Oh HELL no…I mean NAY.

    • icm

      182 comments and counting ,182 people could not be wrong .Are you listening Dior?Yank these ugly things before you embarrass yourselves even more.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL


    • RuthGo

      Way overly complicated.

    • Imasewsure


    • bringbackbeatles

      These don’t make sense, lol. Is this going to end up being an April Fools joke on the 1st?

    • LeelaST

      NO. And absolutely no explanation required why it’s a NO.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Even Frankenstein had better shoes.

    • alyce1213

      I love me some unusual shoes, but this is a whole lotta ugly.

    • NurseEllen

      Good gawdamighty, those are a big ol’ no. That Dior house has gone a en peau crazy, bless its little French heart.

    • VicD

      Oh hells no.

    • littlestars

      WTF am I looking at??? My mind just can’t compute…

    • Julaine Haraden Morley

      Post-apocalytic galoshes.

    • Snailstsichr


    • Tigerfly

      There isn’t a font size large enough for me to express the level of NAY that these atrocities incite. HIDEOUS.

    • formerlyAnon


    • drdirection

      It looks like they are stepping on various internal organs

    • barbarienne

      I know we all wish our fancy shoes would feel like sneakers, but the operative word is FEEL. Not LOOK. If we want to wear sneakers, we’ll wear sneakers.

      Even someone as devotedly “I dress for comfort, not looks” as I am can’t get on board with these awful things. Nay, nay, a thousand times NAY.

    • siriuslover

      nay nay nay. pumps or sneakers, not snumps, not peakers.

    • TerryMarie

      Those may be the ugliest shoes I have ever seen in my entire life.

    • kfizz

      Absolutely not.

    • nyll18

      Aggressively ugly.

    • Judy_J

      Nay, I cannot get behind these monstrosities. Somebody ran out of ideas.

    • sippiambrose

      Someone got paid to design these. Heinous.

    • ankali

      Oh, fuck this noise.

    • JynxTheCat

      faux toe box on top of the actual shoe is just stupid. Make a shoe that looks amazing and doesn’t have silly little gimmics while featuring comfort…THAT would be amazing. I can just about picture what Christian Dior would say upon seeing these. I hope Jennifer Lawrence is on the phone telling someone at the house “Oh Hell No”

    • ampg

      Oh COME ON.

    • Shibori Girl

      If Dr. Moreau had gone in for shoe design instead of animal-human hybrids, these little numbers would have appeared in his first collection. Yikes!

    • Ron Zank

      Whole lotta fugly going on.

    • quiltrx

      These are AWFUL!!! It’s like you left your pumps and your sneakers in the hot trunk of your car and they got together. Ick.
      Dior’s kind of going off the rails lately, huh?

    • BrooklynBomber

      Yes! Except the reptiley ones.

    • Gatto Nero

      Offensively ugly.

    • MichelleRafter

      Nike+Christian Louboutin evil spawn.

    • Katie

      Ridiculous. Nay.

    • Skippymom1

      Who is smoking crack at Christian Dior?

    • Maya


    • what not

      That’s some powerful ugly.

    • Sam Yap


    • winterkitten

      The pink and white soles REEK of dentures. Toothsome, they are not.

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      No shoe that expensive should be even plastic adjacent. Not just no, but HELLS no.

    • crash1212

      So, so bad. The materials for the actual pointy shoe parts are quite beautiful, but then they had to crap them up with that ill conceived plastic nonsense and those tortured ankle straps. I guess there’s nothing Dior does lately that I don’t find really ugly. The shoes have been Diored.

    • Mrs. O

      Oh. HELL nay.

    • SierraDelta

      These are all so practical! I’ll take one in every color, please!

      (Said no one, ever.)

    • Alexis Peñafuerte Wenceslao


    • FridaStaire


    • in a pickle

      All the discomfort of a heel with all the ugly of a running shoe, Come and get em!

    • Jess Collett

      No. Trainer and high heel were never supposed to procreate.

    • MissusBee

      ENOUGH with the frankenshoes.

      Strictly for fashion victims and people with more money than eyesight.

      • Gatto Nero

        Or taste.

    • veleri

      Oh God, no.

    • Irina Ryabchuk

      This is repulsive.

    • mrspotts66

      oh, gawd, nay. nay! NAY, i say.
      those are just hiddy!

    • MarissaLG

      Oh haha, aren’t you so clever, Dior. Look! They’re like sneakers! What fashion genius. *extreme liz lemon eye roll*

    • R.A.


    • annrr

      Seems kind of desperate/trying to hard to be edgy.

    • Tanya Wade

      NAY. More fuckery.

    • ellisd123

      Big ‘ol NAY! The biggest nay I can possibly muster. They look like Skecher soles thrown on a pump.

    • colorjunky


    • StarburstLady

      Is the back story behind these that the shoe owner was the victim of a horrible house fire and all of her shoes melted together?

    • BLauD

      Good Gravy! NAY!

    • isapaiva

      Here’s what we’ve all been looking for, right ladies? Uncomfortable heels that look as ugly as comfortable sneakers! The worst of both worlds, and one more item on that “designers hate women and are completely out of touch with the real world” list.

    • Jessica Freeman

      I really can’t even except NAY. ALL THE NAYS FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.

    • Beardslee

      “Elegance is refusal.” – Diana Vreeland

    • Elsewhere1010

      Ladies, if they’re planning on people reading the name Dior on your shoes, just where do they expect your ankles to be?

      Fortunately, if you carry enough lighting equipment with you, you’ll be able to reproduce the overexposed quality shown in the in photographs; in the shoes with the white layer in the sole, the brand name has been burned out entirely.

    • rissa42210


    • Clash D

      I can take uglay or I can take stupid but not ugly and stupid at one go. NAY x a million.

    • Deborah Lipp

      Pool toys.

    • Lori

      Oh, look–yet another collection of expensive ugly-ass shoes. How special.

      (That’s a Nay.)

    • Carolyne

      We’re doomed. These are hideous and if they become popular, we’re doomed. Oh, I already said that….

    • MoHub

      I don’t even want to know where this concept came from.

      • Lori

        My best guess is that someone really enjoyed a last year’s drag queen high heel race in DC.

        • MoHub

          Not sure any of our resident queens would be seen dead running in this fugly footwear. They have too much fashion sense for that!

          • Lori

            Oh, the queens wouldn’t go near these shoes. I just figure that someone watched the race and thought, “That would be more comfortable if they wore high heeled running shoes” and from there things just spiraled out of control until we got this lousy collection.

    • Mary Stone

      Unholy mating of running shoes and heels — kill with FIRE!!! — that’d be a Nay from me.

    • Therese Bohn

      NAY. Stupidest idea for a shoe ever.

    • TLJezebel

      It’s like a pump and a Skecher had a drunken hook-up.

    • Brittany Knupper

      my mom’s work heels had shoe babies with my dad’s New Balance sneakers.

    • TheLaurenJean

      Never has a shoe made me so angry. Almost spit at my screen. Just seriously, who told them this was ok?

    • Monabel

      One idea. A bad one.

    • MissFern

      nay, soul crushing.

    • PinkySlinky


    • AzSportsGirl

      Lego Shoes from mis-matched Lego Sets. BLECH.

    • DebsSweet


    • ThaliaMenninger

      Not just no but OH GOD NO NO, PLEASE NO.

    • MartyBellerMask

      I need to look at those Christian Siriano shoes again to cleanse the palette.

    • boweryboy

      For fashion victims only.

    • kategs

      Pretend I am a horse…shudder – neigh.

    • Dreamwr8tr

      These might be interesting to look at if Dior had actually bothered to fuse the soles and the rest of the shoes together properly so the shoes look like unified shoes.
      As it is the shoes are a massive “Fuck you” to the following:
      1. Women who want their shoes to be wearable and walkable. (Flats wearers, Cole Haan Nike Air pump wearers, Aerosoles fans, etc)
      2. Women who wear sneakers on the subway and then change their shoes at work.
      3. The poor souls who try to get extra life out of their sneakers by hotglue-ing the soles back on.
      4. Anyone who pays to have taps put on their shoes.

      I want to take these shoes off the models’ feet and pound the table with them and throw them at the designers. Crocs don’t piss me off this much.

      • lesmaha

        Yes and thank you.

    • Columbinia

      These CD “shoes” are an example of what happens when designers get bored and decide to be outside-the-box creative.

    • lesmaha

      Omg, no no no.

    • Sara McDarby

      Nay – so ugly!!!!

    • lobsterlen

      Nay, nay, nay. Horrible. Beyond horrible. Sad and horrible.

    • MinAgain

      Just awful.

    • Leah Elzinga

      well, that’s the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while. (what? I’m crotchety, but it’s true.)

    • MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter

      HELL NAY!!! Dumber and uglier than all get out!

    • J. Preposterice

      what the hell is going on at dior

    • save_the_hobbit

      In case you’ve ever wanted your work heels to double as athletic shoes.

    • Ann VerWiebe

      Why, Dior, why?

    • Muhlyssa

      Hidious with a capital hide

    • Lilyana_F

      Oh lol, they’re trolling us at this point, right?

    • Mousentrude

      These amuse me. But nay, because they’re awful even while they’re funny. I’d almost like them if the toe tips of each part finished at the same point.

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    • demidaemon

      NAY. Dumb, ugly, overdesigned, and dangerous.

    • Sofia Lopez Garcia

      Oh no, these look like crocs with heels.