The 2014 Academy Awards T LOunge

Posted on March 02, 2014

Since we’ll all be enjoying tonight’s Oscars from our couches, we saw no need to pick out a fabulous lounge for the evening, darlings. Let’s just get in our comfy pants, and start passing the nosh and the drinks around, shall we?

We, for our parts, will be working our asses off, so follow along on the twitters if you want the blow by blow of the red carpet, as well as the entire Oscars broadcast. It’s our biggest night of the year and we’re doing pushups and thumb stretches as we speak.

And just to give y’all the scorecard for the night:

BEST PICTURE

“American Hustle”
“Captain Phillips”
“Dallas Buyers Club”
“Gravity”
“Her”
“Nebraska”
“Philomena”
“12 Years a Slave”
“The Wolf of Wall Street”

BEST DIRECTOR

David O. Russell (American Hustle)
Alfonso Cuarón (Gravity)
Alexander Payne (Nebraska)
Steve McQueen (12 Years a Slave)
Martin Scorsese (The Wolf of Wall Street)

BEST ACTOR

Christian Bale (American Hustle)
Bruce Dern (Nebraska)
Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street)
Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave)
Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)

BEST ACTRESS

Amy Adams (American Hustle)
Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
Sandra Bullock (Gravity)
Judi Dench (Philomena)
Meryl Streep (August: Osage County)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Barkhad Abdi (Captain Phillips)
Bradley Cooper (American Hustle)
Michael Fassbender (12 Years a Slave)
Jonah Hill (The Wolf of Wall Street)
Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Sally Hawkins (Blue Jasmine) 
Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)
Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)
Julia Roberts (August: Osage County)
June Squibb (Nebraska)

 

 

Make your predictions now, darlings! And don’t forget to play Be Me or Do Me Bingo: Celebrity Kabuki on the Red Carpet. It’ll help you pass the time while you’re stuck listening to Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic. We plan on being up all night, putting up posts of Oscars red carpet looks as quick as we can, so keep checking back, kittens!

Happy Oscars!

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images, Andrew Evans/PRPhotos, Emiley Schweich/PRPhotos]

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