The 2014 Academy Awards T LOunge

Posted on March 02, 2014

Since we’ll all be enjoying tonight’s Oscars from our couches, we saw no need to pick out a fabulous lounge for the evening, darlings. Let’s just get in our comfy pants, and start passing the nosh and the drinks around, shall we?

We, for our parts, will be working our asses off, so follow along on the twitters if you want the blow by blow of the red carpet, as well as the entire Oscars broadcast. It’s our biggest night of the year and we’re doing pushups and thumb stretches as we speak.

And just to give y’all the scorecard for the night:

BEST PICTURE

“American Hustle”
“Captain Phillips”
“Dallas Buyers Club”
“Gravity”
“Her”
“Nebraska”
“Philomena”
“12 Years a Slave”
“The Wolf of Wall Street”

BEST DIRECTOR

David O. Russell (American Hustle)
Alfonso Cuarón (Gravity)
Alexander Payne (Nebraska)
Steve McQueen (12 Years a Slave)
Martin Scorsese (The Wolf of Wall Street)

BEST ACTOR

Christian Bale (American Hustle)
Bruce Dern (Nebraska)
Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street)
Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave)
Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)

BEST ACTRESS

Amy Adams (American Hustle)
Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
Sandra Bullock (Gravity)
Judi Dench (Philomena)
Meryl Streep (August: Osage County)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Barkhad Abdi (Captain Phillips)
Bradley Cooper (American Hustle)
Michael Fassbender (12 Years a Slave)
Jonah Hill (The Wolf of Wall Street)
Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Sally Hawkins (Blue Jasmine) 
Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)
Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)
Julia Roberts (August: Osage County)
June Squibb (Nebraska)

 

 

Make your predictions now, darlings! And don’t forget to play Be Me or Do Me Bingo: Celebrity Kabuki on the Red Carpet. It’ll help you pass the time while you’re stuck listening to Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic. We plan on being up all night, putting up posts of Oscars red carpet looks as quick as we can, so keep checking back, kittens!

Happy Oscars!

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images, Andrew Evans/PRPhotos, Emiley Schweich/PRPhotos]

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  • PastryGoddess

    Ok so what are the drinking game rules. And variations on “Shut up Giuliana” can’t be one of them. We need to actually make it to the telecast tonight

    • MMS_SMS

      How about a dainty sip for every Kardashian plug / mention during the preshow?

      • kipper

        none of us would even make Ellens opening monologue!

      • lillyvonschtupp

        Or a whack on the noggin. Either way, you’ll get tore up!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      My husband is primed to hit the “mute” button whenever Kelly opens her mouth…with Giuliana a very close second.

      • PastryGoddess

        I don’t mind Kelly, she’s vapid and I can do vapid. It’s stupid I can’t handle

      • MilaXX

        They are looking like good witch/bad witch right now.

    • PastryGoddess

      Do we reward crying?

    • EveEve

      I’m really thirsty, so my drinking game starts and ends with “So, who are you wearing?” Yes, it’s call front-loading, and don’t expect me to have much to say in about two hours.

      • Cheryl

        Yup, that’s the one!

      • Take an extra for every time someone actually DOESN’T KNOW ! (Re: Robin Thicke @ the Grammy’s. Incredible.)

      • EveEve

        Ryan is messing with me… Damn it Ryan, I’m thirsty. Stop asking them “tell me about your dress.” that isn’t going to get me where I want to go tonight

    • Anytime someone mentions Shia LeBoeuf, drink someone else’s drink. Automatic round of shots in honor of anything Lupita wears. TWO rounds of shots if Matthew wears a velvet suit to the RC. Drink a martini in honor of Cate Blanchett’s fabulousness, drink two if she wins Best Actress. Take a shot for every one of Meryl Streep’s nominations (18!!). If Leo ACTUALLY wins an Oscar, throw back an entire bottle.

      (Don’t thank me tomorrow morning.)

  • understateddiva

    I’m off to the store to get something with a cork to pop – let me know if I can bring y’all back some snacks as well. Who, besides Lupita, are you looking forward to seeing on the red carpet?

    • PastryGoddess

      In order:
      Lupita
      Cate
      Jennifer
      Jared
      Amy
      Matthew

      • understateddiva

        I want to see what kooky getup Meryl shows up in.

    • MilaXX

      I have no shame. I want to see everyone. I want Lupita to continue to slay & Cate to continue to be awesome. I wonder if this will be a good Dior or bad Dior day for JLaw. I hope Amy goes retro glam and not 70’s. I want Meryl Streep to have another Chris March moment. I want Mathew to strike the right balance of pimp suit. I want Jared to do a pony tail with black ribbon.

      • understateddiva

        I LIVED for Meryl in that Chris March dress. I kinda want Julia to WITFU with a tux.

        • but julia has to wear pants this time, ok?

          • understateddiva

            oh man, I had no idea she did that, but google helped me out. God that is awful!

      • Blair Sylvester

        well if she goes vintage she has a shot in hell at a good dior day. if she goes with Raf than its either going to be mind numbingly basic and boring or awkward and ugly.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        JLaw did a Dior strapless red gown with peplum.

    • Lisa_Co

      I had dinner with a balletomane friend last night whose day job is working at Hello magazine ( my friend is in from London). Apparently British makeup artist Charlotte Tilbury is flying in to do Lupita’s makeup tonight. If you read Hello (I don’t) you’ll be able to find out what products she used on Lupita.

      • There was an article in the Guardian this week about Charlotte Tilbury. She comes across as fabulously indiscreet but she isn’t supposed to say who she is doing beforehand. Hope she can handle Lupita – her regular people have been doing amazingly.

    • Pennymac

      Besides any man-stars who WITFU; Cate, Mary Louise, J Law, Angelina Jolie, and Julia Roberts. I always look forward to the epic what-was-she-thinking-failures, bitch that I am. Rita Wilson comes to mind….

  • Nicholas

    I for one will be watching the Lupita Awards tonight.

    • Dadoong21

      Am I the only one with a horrible feeling she might get snubbed? I pity the actress who [in that situation] wins over her, which would most likely be Ms. Lawrence. What a bittersweet victory that would be…

      • Nicholas

        Oh yeah, I am definitely preparing myself mentally for the possibility of the Usurper taking it, like she did at the BAFTAs and Globes.

        It’s pretty much a coin toss.

      • Lisa_Co

        I think we’ll know early. If memory serves, supporting actor/actress awards are the first announced.

        • Nicholas

          The category is slated to be presented at 4:10 AM CET (GMT+1), i.e. ~5 hours from now.

          Gonna hit the bed at 4:20 CET, methinks. 🙂

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Those are the first of the major awards announced, so we should know by 10pm, at the latest, I think. I’m wondering if JLaw’s win last year will work against her for her work in AH. My personal choice is Lupita.

    • lillyvonschtupp

      Yes! We’re throwing a Lupita party tonight! Plenty of Root Beer tonight!

  • MMS_SMS

    Cork is popped! Drinking slowing to go the distance!

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Hmmmm-time to put a bottle (or two) in the fridge for sipping while viewing tonight-it’s going to be a comfy pants night here, after dinner and dessert..

    For my picks: Best Pic-12 Years a Slave
    Best Director-Cuaron, for Gravity
    Best Supporting Actor-Jared Leto for DBC, although I’d love to see Fassbender win
    Best Supporting Actress-Lupita N’Yongo for !2 Years
    Best Actor-McConathing for DBC
    Best Actress-the divine Ms. Blanchett for Blue Jasmine

  • kmk05

    Not watching them (they start at 23:00 GMT!) but am looking forward to all the fashion.

    …This is going to sound stupid, but I hate that little man statue every year more and more.

    • SierraDelta

      I think the little man is actually a little eunuch. Poor little statue.

  • alyce1213

    Who I think will win (not necessarily who I want to win):
    Picture: 12 Years A Slave
    Best Director: Cuaron
    Actor: McConaughey
    Actress: Blanchett
    Sup Actor: Leto
    Sup Actress: N’yongo (Lawrence has a slim chance to win because she got the BAFTA, but Lupita’s the it girl)

    • kismet026

      Well that was accurate!

    • EveEve

      most predictable year ever

      • alyce1213

        Yes it was.

  • Sobaika

    Want vs. Will:

    Film: 12 Years A Slave/a possible Gravity upset
    Director: McQueen/Cuaron
    Actor: Ejiofor/McConaughey
    Actress: I feel most deserve a nod but none really need a win. There were many stronger performances that weren’t nominated. Cate will win.
    Supporting Actor: Abdi or Fassbender/Leto
    Supporting Actress: N’yongo/Lawrence

    • How are the bruises, kitten?

      • Sobaika

        Oooof. There have been some painful moments but I’m holding up! Thank you for asking 🙂

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Wrap yourself up in something (or someone) warm and cozy, and drink something that is either comforting or will take your mind off the aches.

    • MilaXX

      I would love to see Abi win over Leto.

      • Sobaika

        I’m REALLY hoping for an upset. He received the BAFTA so, maybe? It’s definitely wishful thinking but oh well.

  • tonibaloney

    A toast to whoever came up with the nickname “Guiliana Rancid” – it makes me laugh every time I see her name written, which is good because it counteracts the distaste I have for her.

    • Dam_Angel

      I don’t get the dislike for Guiliana. Instead, I find her to be quite relatable and self-effacing. She even has a pretty good sense of humor. I think she does a good job with the red carpet.

      • Ria V

        Nice try, Bill.

      • demidaemon

        Considering who they had filling in for her on Fashion Police Friday, Guiliana is a frickin godsend. She’s a little vapid, but at least she has a decent vocabulary.

  • kipper

    Yeah! Thank you boys for starting early! For tonights drinking game lets pick one designer and drink when ever its mentioned…. a few years ago it was Marchesa for us, and none of us made best pic – Who should it be tonight – with the objective getting through to the end.

  • What channel are TLo watching for live-tweeting? I’m watching E right now and they’re covering red carpet shapewear? What?

    • alyce1213

      When they start this crap six or seven hours before the show, they gotta fill with something, apparently anything.

    • MilaXX

      Yes because it’s not enough that designers make clothes that almost require lady celebs to go commando, now we get to see the few undergarments that they can wear. I’m mad they don’t include the male spanx shirts.

  • MilaXX

    Bring my list over from earlier this week.

    Best Supporting Actress – Lupita Nyong’oBest Actress – Cate Blanchett
    Best Supporting Actor – Jared Leto
    Best Actor – Matthew McConaughey
    Best Animated Film – Frozen
    Best Director – Alfonso Cuarón for Gravity (although I would prefer Steve McQueen for 12 years)
    Best Picture – 12 Years a Slave

    • 3boysful

      I picked the same. You saved me some typing.

  • Pennymac

    Thank you, thank you! So excited to have a lounge with my favorite Uncles and the BK fam!

  • Lilyana_F

    Want / Will:

    Best Supporting Actress – Lupita Nyong’o

    Best Actress – Cate Blanchett / Meryl Streep
    Best Supporting Actor – Michael Fassbender / Jared Leto
    Best Actor – Leo Di Caprio / Matthew McConaughey
    Best Animated Film – Frozen
    Best Director – Martin Scorsese / Alfonso Cuarón
    Best Picture – The Wolf of Wallstreet / 12 Years a Slave

  • alyce1213

    This is a fun diversion, for when Ryan Seacrest speaks.
    All the dresses worn by Best Actress winners:
    http://www.mediarundigital.co.uk/blog/dresses-worn-best-actress-oscar-winners/

  • kipper

    Super Chug moment – and a HALLELUJAH – if anyone pulls an Elizabeth Moss on the stupid Manni-cam.

    • understateddiva

      I want them to ALL do that and have a mani-cam REVOLUTION

      • kerryev

        Mani-cam was mildly funny in a stupid sort of way the first time they used it. That it continues to exist helps me better understand why Giuliana Rancic is still employed.

    • EveEve

      They did it to show off the rings that often get overlooked. Maybe they’ll do a pedi-cam this time so we can all see the designer shoes

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Lupita did the mani-cam and mentioned her frog ring, saying that the frog is her family’s totem.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Want/Will

    Original Screenplay: Her/American Hustle
    Adapted Screenplay: Before Midnight/Philomena
    Animated Film: The Wind Rises/Frozen
    Supporting Actor: Barkhad Abdi/Jared Leto
    Supporting Actress: June Squibb/Lupita Nyong’o
    Actress: Judi Dench/Cate Blanchett
    Actor: Bruce Dern/Matthew McConaughey
    Director: Alfonso Cuaron/Alfonso Cuaron
    Picture: Gravity/Twelve Years a Slave

  • Sarah

    Plenty of beer, parmesan chicken, and chocolate cookies: ready to go! Yay thanks TLo for all you do!

  • I have some qualms about Ellen as host…..don’t think she was so wonderful the last time she had the job. I distinctly remember her taking a vacuum to the carpet in between the front row of seats and the stage, making George Clooney pick up his feet. Dumb, dumb, and not funny. I heard Bette Midler was going to be a performer. Now SHE’D make an AWESOME emcee, in my opinion! Such a talented and brassy and wonderfully un-stuffy dame. I heard her live in concert years ago and have never forgotten what a great experience it was. I just got a Twitter account so I hope to be part of the festivities with all the other BKs and the Uncles!

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I still remember when the Divine Miss M was a presenter — merely a presenter, not an emcee, as I recall — and Tim Kazurinsky, then on SNL, did an Oscars roundup/review as part of their news segment, and he pretty much panned the whole thing except for Bette. “More hilarious women with large breasts” was, I believe, his suggestion for how to improve Oscar. I’m not usually one for the boob humor, but he was right that Bette was the best of that evening, and will no doubt be the best of this one.

      • She is an amazing performer, I have no doubt she would BRING IT in spades to the hosting podium. And ahe has the ability to poke fun at herself, and others, without being offensive.

    • MilaXX

      I don’t think she’d do do so greet as an MC. I think it would be as bad as her failed sitcom

      • On a sitcom the actors are only as good as the script. Milder is a great improviser, which is so necessary when hosting anything.

        • MilaXX

          She is which is why her live shows are so great, however the Oscars format is sort of a structured free fall. I just don’t think Bette would shine. Her show had a decent cast and a butt load of famous guest stars, it just wasn’t a good vehicle for Bette.

    • Ellen’s hosting job only confirmed that she’s just not as funny as she thinks she is .

  • GeoDiva

    I’ll be watching the Red Carpet Live on E!, but my local ABC channel here in Honolulu is showing the actual ceramony tape delayed by 4 hours! Ugh!

    • Daisy Buchanan

      You can watch live online:

      livenewschat dot eu / the-oscars-live-stream/ (no spaces before or after the slash)

  • MilaXX

    Playing catch up on some of the smaller movies. Hated August Osage County. It was needlessly shouty. Loved Nebraska. Next up Philomena

    • PastryGoddess

      shouty, yes that is a good word for it.

      • MilaXX

        Considering the cast it was a huge waste

        • PastryGoddess

          but they shouted magnificently

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          For me it’s one of those stage plays that didn’t translate well to the screen. I can see it being more effective with a great cast onstage, live.

          • Courtney

            Agreed. It had tremendous tension and energy onstage.

          • Frank_821

            Without a doubt. It was created by Chicago’s Steppenwolf theater. That’s Gary Sinise’s and John Malkovich’s company they founded after graduating from college. Steppenwolf specialized in making great productions of shouty family pain plays

          • MilaXX

            Sometimes they do, but this one felt like a movie version of a play. It was all too awkward and self conscious feeling for me.

    • I loved the Eat the fish bitch part. That was hilarious. And you could tell Meryl was having so much fun with it. 😉

      • MilaXX

        The one scene I laughed at.

  • Ryan Seacrest is complaining about the weather in Southern California? Cry me a freaking river here in NYC.
    ETA: Hah, I never noticed the cars drive straight over the red carpet at the beginning, how funny.
    ALSO WHO IS THE FABULOUS WOMAN IN THE KIMONO NEXT TO RYAN

  • Pennymac

    I really don’t like the skirt color of Giuliana’s dress. Nicotine curtains and/or old bra.

    • Cheryl

      Ryan is wearing “custard cream,” or so he says.

      • Aaaand now I’m hungry.

      • MilaXX

        Don’t care what he wants to call it. It needs a cream colored shirt

    • MilaXX

      Her shoes are fab though!

      • Pennymac

        Shoot, I missed them.

  • MilaXX

    Is Ryan’s white shirt/cream jacket annoying anyone else?

    • Cheryl

      He’s headed to the Junior Prom after this.

      • Courtney

        All he needs is Chucks instead of dress shoes.

    • Yes. He needs to match or contrast, but cream/white doesn’t work for me!

  • PastryGoddess

    What channel is access hollywood on? I’d like to see Johnny and Tara

    • Cheryl

      It’s syndicated. In New York it’s WNBC, channel 4.

    • MilaXX

      NBC

    • PastryGoddess

      Yeah I’ve got nuthin’ just golf.

      • formerlyAnon

        My lament as well. I was quite disappointed.

  • EveEve

    Ellen says she’s wearing St. Laurent suits tonight

    • Cheryl

      Does this mean they won’t ask her “Who are you wearing?” thus denying us a drink?

    • SierraDelta

      EveEve, dahling, who are YOU wearing? There — we can all have a drink.

      • EveEve

        Bless you! I am wearing my finest off-gray sweats, with delicate cording through the waistband. Made just for me by Champion. Undergarments by Miss Vicky. (I gave my stylist the night off.). Who are YOU wearing?

        • SierraDelta

          Pajamas and some excellent perfume. And, I suspect, smeared chocolate before this night is over. . .

  • Seacrest looks like an ice-cream man.

    • Pennymac

      Yes! The Good Humor Man!

  • PastryGoddess

    Stupid reality show. Take a drink

  • matildarf

    Uggg Giuliana, why do I watch this???

  • Who is the bloke with Kelly? The pattern on his jacket is a bit Georgia O’Keeffe.

    • PastryGoddess

      Ross whatshisface from Jay Leno

      • Ah. I know who Jay Leno is but I’ve never seen his show.

        • Qitkat

          /snark/ Too late now!

          • Pennymac

            /snark/ You didn’t miss much!

      • demidaemon

        Ross Matthews. He’s actually pretty funny in small doses.

  • Pennymac

    I’ve given up on complaining about Kellys purple hair. But gurl, ROOTS! And that dippity-doo flip is not doing her any favors.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Dippity-Doo-lord, but that brings back memories….not sayin’ they are good ones, mind you, and yes, that style is not Kelly’s friend.

  • understateddiva

    Viola’s 20s inspired hair is to die!!

  • PastryGoddess

    Where are the people in pretty dresses?

    • Pennymac

      Waiting,waiting,waiting….

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Here they come!

  • PastryGoddess

    Hey Viola!

  • PastryGoddess

    Liza has turned into Mindy Kaling’s sister?

  • Olivia Wilde, what little I can see of her, looks 60s adorable.

    • PastryGoddess

      Love it. She is rocking the pregnancy style

  • PastryGoddess

    Portia needs new hair

    • New, much younger hair. I thought that was Edie Falco at first.

    • Also, a better eyebrow person. Not sure her brows should look so orange.

      • PastryGoddess

        Oh I missed that

    • Sobaika

      And learn how to say ‘Naeem’

      • PastryGoddess

        Ooooh We should take a drink every time someone pronounces a designers name wrong

        • Are you trying to kill us all? 😉

          • PastryGoddess

            Umm…Of course not..you know I luv you

          • Alloy Jane

            So glad I don’t drink. And that I don’t watch this. I’d be comatose from alcohol poisoning.

  • I am super obsessed with the textile of the kimono worn by the woman to the left of Ryan.

  • PastryGoddess

    Kelly are you blind? That bustline does not fit her properly. She can smuggle kittens in there

    • I think it is meant to be that way and lets be real about it, if you got to smuggle kittens there is no better dress to look fabulous while you are doing it. 🙂 I absolutely love that look on her. 🙂

      • PastryGoddess

        Oh it looks great on her, but lets not go telling tales.

  • Qitkat

    From the Vanity Fair article TLo recommended:

    “The people who look like they are wearing their own clothes and jewels,” like Ingrid Bergman in printed Chanel silk dinner pajamas from her own closet, “make the best Oscar moments,” says fashion arbiter André Leon Talley. “That’s rare now—it’s an industry, a system. They are all afraid not to follow the herd.”

    Anyone not going to be in the herd? Bets? Drinking game?

    • MilaXX

      Jared Leto or one of the smaller indie folks. Maybe a presenter will wow us.

      • PastryGoddess

        He just posted on instagram, no man bun. And he is 42 freakin years old.

        • MilaXX

          He brought his brother. Love the maroon touches.

          • Alloy Jane

            They’re in it together. If you watch the early eps of MSCL, you’ll notice that Shannon is the drummer in his band. It’s very cute how close they are.

  • Sobaika

    Lupita N’yongo posted a picture of her finger on instagram and her nails are this beautiful sea green and I am QUIVERING in anticipation.

    • MilaXX

      I had to run to IG and see it. I can’t wait to see the look!

  • MilaXX

    Liking Liza’s blue

  • MilaXX

    Olivia Wilde wins best dress pregnant woman in my book.

    • alyce1213

      Stunning and classy. Jason looked pretty fine too — I like that he chose midnight blue so they didn’t look like a “set.”

  • Cousin_Rose

    BK checking in from France here. This is worse than trying to follow the Olynpics from another time zone. It’s 12:30 am here. Just made my SO go out for frites so I won’t starve while I try to find out what Lupita is wearing.

    • Sobaika

      Priorities!

    • Courtney

      That is a good SO to do that for you. 🙂

  • Cheryl

    I’m missing vibrant color! Dark blue, pale pink, custard cream – where are the jewel-toned strapless column dresses? (I’m looking at you, Amy Adams.)

  • PastryGoddess

    Oh I heard Kardashian, took a sip

  • Nicholas

    The Eagle has landed! I repeat, the Eagle has landed!

  • understateddiva

    OMG LUPITA IS THERE!!! And the back of her looks insanely gorgeous.

    • PastryGoddess

      *jumpy claps* *happy flails*

      • understateddiva

        I am already yelling WERRRRK at my computer.

        • Pennymac

          Jinx–you owe me a coke! And We haven’t seen anything yet.

    • Anna

      DIED when I learned that she and I share birthdays. Just when I thought I couldn’t love her more.

  • Sobaika

    CHIWETEL LOOKS SO HANDSOME AND UNFURRY!!

  • EveEve

    Amy Adams in navy is gorgeous

    • Nicholas

      Also a very Lois Lane colour, ironically.

    • PastryGoddess

      Love that dress on her.

    • Very regal look for her. Love the color.

  • EveEve

    Lupita …in a Prada almost nothing Grecian gown. Was hoping for more color, honestly.

    • PastryGoddess

      her shoes match

  • MilaXX

    Love Amy Adam’s dress, but dislike her hair.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I love that very deep blue for her, but do wish that she had gone with softer hair-a cloud of red hair ala Rita Hayworth would have been lovely against her shoulders and that blue.

      • MilaXX

        Yes! I like her in a soft Veronica Lake type hair.

  • PastryGoddess

    Love Idina’s necklace

  • PastryGoddess

    Loving Lupita giving air kisses from 6 feet away

  • Sobaika

    First impressions re: Lupita – She looks so angelic and pretty. I wish she’d gone the fierce and strong route (like the Globes) but she’s so so perfect I just can’t *swoon*

    • Nicholas

      Going to make the acceptance speech all the more adorable.

  • alyce1213

    Just got a glimpse of Joseph G-L. Adorable. Wanna bite his face. He’s presenting, goody.

  • shelley514

    Lupita sighting!

  • EveEve

    Micro-pleated skirts are definitely a thing tonight

  • PastryGoddess

    Oh Pharell, why you try so hard?

    • If it were in a pattern or a different color, I’d be more on board but it looks like he chopped off his pants at the knee.

    • MilaXX

      I would have forgiven no socks if he had worn his big boy pants

    • Courtney

      I can sort of applaud the theory of dress shorts in an abstract, academic way IF this were not the Oscars AND it were not March in North America.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Pharrell is getting noticed-presumably the reaction he wanted.

  • EGADS the shorts but no ranger hat, Pharrell you can’t have one without the other!

  • Pennymac

    This just in….Lorna Luft, daughter of Judy Garland, is wearing a Michael Costello for the Oscar Liza tribute! And its tasteful. Really! The picture is on his facebook page!

  • Nicholas

    Michael B. Jordan found a way to mix things up. Not digging the shoes, though, but points for being different.

    • PastryGoddess

      what are those things on his collar?

  • MilaXX

    Lupita looks like a princess. Sooooo pretty and femme.

  • PastryGoddess

    Shut up Kelly! Lupita is there

  • PastryGoddess

    Dear Ryan, you are an entertainment reporter. Pronounce the names right

  • PastryGoddess

    Look at the guy taking pictures of her to Ryan’s left

  • Apparently Sidney Poitier is a touch on the deaf side.

  • Qitkat

    Nairobi Blue! Lupita looks so sweet and lovely.

    • Pennymac

      Nairobi blue is going to be the new radiant orchid!

  • alyce1213

    Jared Leto went traditional.

  • PastryGoddess

    June Squibb manages to get her designers name correct. It’s a miracle

  • Sobaika

    June Squibb is looking adorable in Tadashi Shoji. More women should look to him for the red carpet.

    • I really LOVE that dress!

      • alyce1213

        Fabulous color and cut for her.

        • EveEve

          And she can wear it again on St. Patrick’s Day!

          • SierraDelta

            You’re so practical. I’m sure you should reward yourself with another drink.

    • Frank_821

      I am unfamilair with her work but she’s faboo

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Jared Leto is just so gross.

    • PastryGoddess

      What’NO he looks great!

      • Daisy Buchanan

        No no, I mean personally. He gives me the skeeves. Way too friendly with Uncle Terry and I’ve read too many stories of groupies he’s hooked up with to not get the heebie jeebies.

        • PastryGoddess

          ah gotcha

        • alyce1213

          Ew. I had no idea. I think he looks good, though.

          • Daisy Buchanan

            Yeah, I don’t know if he followed through but supposedly he was bringing Terry to the Oscars. I hope that story was wrong.

        • Alloy Jane

          It’s the one thing that really bothers me about him. His friendship with that walking turd and his predilection for 19-yr-old girlfriends. The groupies, that’s expected. But at least he doesn’t prioritize them over his fans.

      • Sobaika

        Can’t sign off on anyone with such questionable bathing habits.

    • EveEve

      Really? J’adore. To each her own I guess!

  • MilaXX

    June Squibb & Jared Leto for the win!

    • Boobs Radley

      it’s like your grandma went to the Oscars! How cute is she?

      • PastryGoddess

        and came home with a Hot Young Thing on her arm

    • Frank_821

      I just saw her iki page and she’s going to appear on Girls. she’s got a pretty nice resume

  • PastryGoddess

    If I see P. Diddy or whatever his name is ONE.MORE.TIME.

  • I must be the only one watching ABC. I’m in a hotel room with limited viewing options…

    • Courtney

      Nope, I’m on ABC too. I prefer Robin Roberts to most of the other interviewers. She at least seems like she has a few brain cells to rub together.

      • Frank_821

        that’s becuase she does

        • Courtney

          Fair point. You can tell she does her homework before she comes out – she knows what’s what and asks good questions.

          I just like her in general – she’s got a great attitude and tremendous presence.

    • conniemd

      On ABC, too, like others, I enjoy watching Robin Robin Roberts.

  • EveEve

    Oh Goldie – never change!!!

  • alyce1213

    Crumbledee Snickersnatch!

    • Pennymac

      Bumble Bee Butterscotch!

    • Sobaika

      I have NEVER seen the Cabbagpatch appeal, but he looks pretty yum right now. Maybe that’s the Seacrest affect?

  • EveEve

    Bette Midler in the house. Is she performing?

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I think she may be singing during the “In Memoriam” segment.

      • alyce1213

        I’m weeping already.

        • Daisy Buchanan

          Yeah, it’s going to be a long one this year 🙁

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            We’re swtiching between “Lawrence of Arabia” on TCM and E! at the moment….there are not words to describe how much I loved Peter O’Toole in that film

          • SierraDelta

            My first MAJOR crush!

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Have you read O’Toole’s memoirs-he published two volumes before his death. I can’t recall the titles offhand, but the man could write as well as act, and some of his anecdotes about acting are priceless. Highly recommend tracking them down, as well as the memoirs of his former wife, Sian Phillips-they had a tumultuous life together,but I found her account to be fair and generous.

          • SierraDelta

            Thank you! I’m going to see if my library has digital editions; maybe I can download them tonight! I saw Peter O’Toole interviewed many times, and after each, I just wanted to climb into his head and rummage around in the hope that some of his charm and wit would stick to me. I think I knew about Ms. Phillips’ memoirs, so I’ll be sure to see if I can get that too.

            Those blue blue blue eyes. . .

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            My pleasure! Hope you can find them.

      • PastryGoddess

        Oh lord…

    • HER FIRST OSCAR PERFORMANCE EVER, or so ABC has been shouting out for the last week…

    • Fisher&SonsFuneralHome

      I love what she’s wearing.

      • EveEve

        A tad small for something fitted at her house by the designer.

  • Sobaika

    Jessica Biel in Generic.

    • Jessica Beige.

      • alyce1213

        Beat me to it – I was gonna say Jessica Blah.

    • PastryGoddess

      The reason she’s never done the mani cam is because she wasn’t invited no?

    • Introspective

      Jessica Biel in Zzzzzz

  • EveEve

    Jessica Biel: “I’m in head to toe Tiffany.” I want that life!

  • Frank_821

    Wow Bette is in a bold diva dress worthy dress

    • sagecreek

      i know. She’s still got it, bless her.

  • matildarf

    Bette looks fantastic!! Love that dress on her.

  • Frank_821

    I don’t know about Kerry Washington

    • Courtney

      I like the dress, especially the color. Not sure about the makeup.

      • PastryGoddess

        She should have done lighter makeup with that dark of a dress

    • Frank_821

      I should say I dont hate but……

    • Introspective

      love kerry but I cant co sign on her look tonight (bks dont kill me!!)

      I think She said to herself: LA is so rainy and Im eleventy months pregnant. So fuck effort.

      And fuck effort she did. Cause the dress is a wrinkly mess and the dampness of the rc was painfully obvious on that unforgiving satin fabric…

  • PastryGoddess

    Is Sally Hawkins drunk?

    • Cheryl

      Nope, just British.

      • PastryGoddess

        fair enough

    • Pennymac

      I thought the same thing

  • sagecreek

    Oh, Sarah. Didn’t they have anything beiger?

    • PastryGoddess

      But if she was super blond, it would look worse

      I like her hair color

      • MilaXX

        Agreed the hair is an improvement

  • PastryGoddess

    Cate is naked

    • Yes but someone sewed all kinds of frippery and wickety wack onto her naked. That musta hurt! 🙂

  • understateddiva

    Stay upright JLaw. I don’t think I’d be doing so well with booze and heels so I feel your pain, girl.

    • MilaXX

      Yeah the falling down thing is getting old. Put her in things she can walk in.

  • alyce1213

    Too much sparkle on beige. Everywhere.

    • sagecreek

      No kidding. Et tu, Cate?

  • MilaXX

    Cate looks lovely but there too much of that blush color on the RC this year.

    • EveEve

      She’s not bringing the drama tonight in the Armani. Oh well.

    • Qitkat

      It does seem to be a very pastel carpet.
      I do love how the lining color was so perfect with her dress.

    • Sobaika

      Seriously! And I’m sure some of these look lovelier in person or photograph well, but on camera they look less blush and more like lint.

  • Cate looks like she body-melded with a chandelier.

    • Cheryl

      It looks like she has hotel room keys hanging from her un-dressed body. Weird.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Matthew McC cleaned it up for the red carpet. THANK GOD the facial mess and shiny suit is gone.

  • Frank_821

    Cate looks fine but I kind of feel like she decided to go for “comfortable”. Like she wasn’t trying to be the best dress

  • MilaXX

    Mathew shaved. It seems white or light colored tux are in style for the male stars.

    • I understand an assistant spent 3 months testing razors.

      • PastryGoddess

        You cannot type things like than when I’m not prepared. you owe me a keyboard

    • alyce1213

      I was hoping he would. Not that I have that much invested in it, just kinda wishing he’d clean up.

  • Price and Waterhouse are in da house, yo!

    • matildarf

      Who are they wearing??!!??

      • Cheryl

        Drink!

      • Schlub and Schlub, couturiers to accountants everywhere!

  • Daisy Buchanan

    I wish the Muppets hosted a red carpet show. They’d be such a huge improvement over Seacrest & Co.

    • Robin Roberts and crew are doing rather well over on ABC.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        I’ve been flipping. I forgot about ABC until I saw you mention it downthread!

      • Courtney

        Unlike many of the E! contingent, they seem to have actually read about the people they’d be interviewing and the movies they appeared in.

        • Daisy Buchanan

          Who is the guy with white hair and glasses? I keep thinking it is Dr. Drew. (Disclaimer: I’m really blind without my glasses on.)

    • alyce1213

      And Miss Piggy is wearing a very beautiful aqua Vivienne Westwood.

      • HA!

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Miss Piggy for the win!

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I’d pay money to see Miss Piggy karate chop Seacrest, and I don’t think I”m alone with that thought.

  • EveEve

    Now Charlize, on the other hand, is all about the Do ME!

  • EveEve

    That is the worst maternity gown I have ever seen. good grief girl.

    • SierraDelta

      Makes her look like she’s having quadruplets at the very least.

  • Qitkat

    Matthew! You’re so un-shiny!

  • PastryGoddess

    Mom is wearing Texas pageant couture. At least MMC and Camilla cleaned up

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Oh FOR GOD’S SAKE. Another wacky J-Law moment *eye roll*

  • PastryGoddess

    I think I’m going over to ABC. E is getting on my nerves

  • For what it’s worth, I’m starting in a box of Tag-A-Longs. I was accosted by a very industrious Girl Scout at the local Safeway.

    • sagecreek

      I am out of wine. This makes me sad.

      • Boo!

        • sagecreek

          I know, and I haven’t even seen Mary Louise yet!

    • susu

      I’m sitting here with a box of Tag-A-Longs on my left AND a box of Samoas on my right. These cookies are crack.

      • And now I have an empty tray formerly full of Tag-A-Longs. Five minutes. May be a record!

        • Courtney

          They are easily the most dangerous of the brand.

          • i was trying to remember earlier today why I never buy them. I should just throw a 20 at the Scout and run in the other direction!

    • ThaliaMenninger

      You just reminded me that there is a box of cookies left over from my Girl Scout binge. Gotta go find those suckers.

    • MilaXX

      I am the one person in the world who dislikes Girl Scout cookies. They all taste plastic to me.

      • SierraDelta

        And they’re ridiculously expensive.

  • MilaXX

    Alright, I gotta make a food break. I’m bringing a tray in from the kitchen.

    • Sobaika

      I have a gallon of water, popcorn, vegetables, hummus, potato chips, iphone, ipad, and laptop. Cray!

      • Courtney

        We have a collection of snacks from an ill-timed trip to Trader Joe’s yesterday (we were in line for 25 minutes, at least).

        • EveEve

          TJ pizza chez Eve tonight!

          • Courtney

            TJ is very seldom the wrong answer.

      • MilaXX

        Isn’t it sad? How did we ever watch award shows without all this technology before? I’m doing laptop, iPad & iPhone as well.

    • sagecreek

      Run, Mila! Run!

  • Jonah HIll and Proud Mama!

  • PastryGoddess

    Also taking a food break. Indian food on the menu

  • Frank_821

    Yes Charlize is looking fierce

  • Lilyana_F

    Wow, Charlize might be winning the red carpet tonight.

    • sagecreek

      She does look fabu, but for me most of that is just Charlize. Both the illusion netting and the mermaid shtick make me tired. You might well be right, though.

    • Sobaika

      I might be the only one who thinks the straps/neckline are weird. Overall impact is supahfierce though.

      • Pennymac

        No, its weird. It just seems to stop and where it stops is too wide apart, IMHO.

      • Alloy Jane

        You’re not. It’s weird. I saw it and was disappointed.

    • Tom & Lorenzo are mightily agreeing with you on the tweets.

  • Nicholas

    Leo looking sharp in blue.

    • DiCaprio? Reads black on my TV.

      • Nicholas

        Definitely looked blue here, but maybe the lighting was playing tricks?

        • Nope! Interviewer (whose name I can’t remember) just said navy blue.

          • Nicholas

            Red-carpet journalism at work.

      • MilaXX

        Lots of male celebs decided to try the dark navy instead of traditional black

      • alyce1213

        Hard to tell unless he’s standing next to someone wearing black (like Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis).

    • another_laura

      But skanky neck beard making me nuts

  • ashtangajunkie

    Oooh, Leo looks good.

  • sagecreek

    On E, they just said that Amy Adams styled herself tonight. While I seriously doubt that, I do enjoy imagining her firing the person who did that last severe ponytail do.

    • PastryGoddess

      I think they meant the clothes, not the rest.

    • Agent Sculder

      I heard that this year she decided she was just going to pick a dress SHE liked rather than relay a stylist to pick for her. She should go with her instincts more often!

  • EveEve

    Waiting for Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie. C’mon ladies, let’s pick up the pace!

  • Stubenville

    This is utterly idiotic, the crowd is shrieking so loudly they’re drowning out the commentators.

    • Isn’t it always like this?

    • Daisy Buchanan

      On E!, though, that’s a good thing 🙂

  • ThaliaMenninger

    I know I’m standing alone on this one, but I love Cate Blanchett in her Armani. Freakin’ LOVE it.

    • No. I’m with you!

      • ThaliaMenninger

        YAY!

    • alyce1213

      It’s a beautiful dress, I just complained about too much of that color + sparkle on a lot of ladies.

  • Cheryl

    So E’s arrivals are over now?

    • sagecreek

      I hope not, there’s still 75 mins to go!

      • Cheryl

        Ryan’s gone – it’s just G and Kelly etc. talking about fashions. I think that once ABC picks up, E is finished.

        • sagecreek

          Tks, I’ve changed channels!

    • EveEve

      Nah, no Sandra Bullock yet.

  • MilaXX

    No Julia. That’s a granny dress

  • OK — Based on ABC’s little featurette on American Hustle’s costumes, I’m going to have to watch that film!

    • Sobaika

      The clothes and hair are the only great parts about it. It’s a fun movie.

  • EveEve

    Julia Roberts looks patethically Lord and Taylor. Either fire your stylist or start listening to her.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      She’s got a hint of the pigeon breast thing from 1901.

    • Lisa_Co

      Looks like a bad Halloween costume. All she needs is a hat and broom.

  • PastryGoddess

    Whomever is mixing sound for ABC sucks. turn up the volume to drown out the people

  • Daisy Buchanan

    “Jessica Roberts”? Ouch.

    • sagecreek

      That was a classic! Oh, Julia. I do believe your moment in the sun has passed.

      • Nicholas

        “Emma Roberts’s aunt” henceforth.

        • sagecreek

          Double ouch, I’m guessing.

      • PastryGoddess

        I just want her to be smugly condecending in an interview “Who’s Tyrese?”

    • It can’t be un-heard…

    • PastryGoddess

      pretty sure my brain broke

  • DagnyReardon

    I am underwhelmed so far. Safe, boring but nothing with a WOW. Call me jaded.

    • sagecreek

      No, same here. And the beige, my God, I’m falling asleep.

    • Nicholas

      Yep. Nothing amazing, nothing tragic. Where is Helena Bonham Carter? Someone summon her.

      • sagecreek

        I did see a still pic of Liza Minelli, and if that was from tonight? Whoa, boy.

        • PastryGoddess

          If it was colbalt blue. yes it was

      • EveEve

        Cher. We need Cher.

        • i did just see Gabourey Sidibe in something quite fabulous!

          • Sobaika

            WHERE??? I love Gabby!

          • Nicholas

            You need to say her name a third time.

          • Robin Roberts was talking to Bradley Cooper up on high and she was gliding down on the carpet below.

        • Introspective

          we always need cher. but we’ve never needed her like we need her tonight.

    • Sobaika

      No, most of this red carpet was a total snooze.

      • EveEve

        The stylists. They’re ruining it for us Bitter Kittens.

    • Introspective

      when the dress color of the night is drugstore pantyhose “nude” (that is, if you have white skin) you know the hollywood stylists are slipping…

  • MilaXX

    Not liking JLaw’s hair. Dress is just okay.

    • Sobaika

      I don’t really get what her team was thinking – she had a great Red moment when she was nominated for Winter’s Bone (the only nomination she’s ever deserved, I’m full of haterade tonight) and she a similar look with her necklace last year.

      I suppose it could have been worse, all things considered.

      • MilaXX

        You are totally in my brain. I think her Silver Lining win was her Scent of a Woman makeup win. The red Calvin Klein she wore was a classic. This is just a’ight and the goofy falling girl next door thing is starting to look calculated now.

        • Introspective

          although the girl could just be downright clumsy. which to me isnt a feather in her cap. no matter how much the hollywood machine tries to sell it as part of her “cornfed charm”

          • MilaXX

            Completely understand that but they need to put her in things she won’t end up tripping all over.

    • Introspective

      she has suburban mom driving the softball team in her minivan hair.

      • MilaXX

        That color is awful!

    • livesarah

      The hair ages her about 30 years. Dreadful.

  • Trickytrisha

    Liza Minelli’s breasts made an appearance on the Red Carpet.

  • sagecreek

    Barkhaid Abdi is adorable. He cannot even really tie a tie, bless his heart.

    • PastryGoddess

      and his suit is too big

  • Nicholas

    Angelina Jolie wearing something.

    • sagecreek

      In the brief glimpse I got, it looked damn fugly, but it was only a glimpse.

      • Nicholas

        Same here. It looked positively abominable in the picoseconds it lasted.

    • PastryGoddess

      all I saw were boobs and fungus

      • Pennymac

        Yes. Its quite unfortunate.

      • SierraDelta

        Tinsel.

    • Guest

      Oh God, TLo just posted a full-frontal of the dress, and I intend to sue for tort.

  • Lilyana_F

    Loving Kate Hudson’s dress.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Barkhad! I so want him to upset Leto (I just think Muse was a more complex, better realized character).

    • sagecreek

      Team Abdi! Sign me up!

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Did you see when he won at BAFTA? Hanks genuinely lit up with happiness – not in that Jessica Roberts way of mugging all over Denzel’s win, but truly just thrilled to see his co-star’s name announced. It was great.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Hanks’ reaction at the BAFTAs was so natural and sincere-I loved that he whistled!

    • Sobaika

      YESS!! Yes yes yes yes yes. I’ve been hoping for that all week. He is so deserving.

    • leahpapa

      Yaaaaasssss. I’m so over the slowclap for Leto, made worse by his transphobic remarks at the podium earlier this year.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Truly, it’s just not a very deep character, or characterization. Is it moving, sure. But did he really knock it out of the park like Abdi did? No way. Muse was a haunting, scary and sad figure.

  • OK — Now I’ve seen it twice — these mid-1930’s male haircuts -slick-back on the top and very short on the sides. Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill. Is this a thing?

    • alyce1213

      Apparently so. I read a story that it’s the rage in Great Britain, and it’s starting here. I find it a little scary.

      • Thank you for that info. And, yes, me too. It reminds me of Germany more than anything.

        • Cheryl

          I read that Brad shaved his long hair for a film role. This is 1000% better, even if it’s only temporary.

    • not_Bridget

      It’s in honor of the coming Centennial of The Great War. Lice were a big problem in the trenches. (In fact, that’s when “lousy” entered the vocabulary as a synonym for “crummy.”) So almost-shaven heads became the style….

  • ThaliaMenninger

    With the little hair band, Lupita is looking very DIsney Cinderella. It’s weird she called that color Nairobi blue when it’s reading seafoam green on my telly and four different places on my computer.

    • sagecreek

      Huh. It’s absolutely sky blue on my TV. As much as I love Lupita, I kind of hate that she went so pastel.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        It’s probably my eyes. My husband and I have been arguing about what’s blue and what’s green since 1982.

      • EveEve

        Right? I was hoping for Big! and Bold! and Colorful! Maybe some pattern, or floral or ombre.

        • livesarah

          She can pull off stuff that no-one else can, I found her dress really standard and disappointing!

          • EveEve

            On any other actress it would have looked so very Golden Girls meets Catherine Zeta Jones. But its Lupita.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I know that the Ralph Lauren she wore to the Globes was a hard act to follow, but Lupita has so spoiled me that I was wanting something more than this gown-it’s lovely, but for Lupita it’s almost a meh

    • andi56

      Hmmmm! Maybe it’s calibration on my Macbook, but it looks more seafoam to me.

      • Aurora Leigh

        Ryan Seacrest has decreed that it is called “duck egg blue.”

  • PastryGoddess

    Bill Murry just flew in

    • Nicholas

      Crashlanded a helicopter fifty meters from the carpet.

  • Frank_821

    oh i just got a good look at robin’s dress. girl looks excellent

  • PastryGoddess

    This Kimmel bit went on for about 2 min too long

    • sagecreek

      Agreed, although comparing La Streep’s wardrobe to a drunk elementary art teacher was right on the money 🙂

      • Courtney

        I thought she looked pretty good tonight, by Streep standards.

        • sagecreek

          I haven’t seen her yet! Waiting with bated breath.

          • Courtney

            EW has a picture.

  • MilaXX

    Unpopular opinion of the evening; I don’t like the top half of Charlize Theron’s looks and I wish her makeup was just a touch warmer.

    • Pennymac

      No vote opinion on the makeup, but I hated the weird, too wide neckline illusion strap thingies.

      • Aurora Leigh

        Totally agree. Every time I got a glimpse of that dress I thought it was being held up by those cheap clear-plastic-bra-strap thingys.

    • Introspective

      me too. the neckline is odd. the square extensions on the sweetheart neckline was a bridge too far. charlize is gorge but even she cant pull that off.

    • Alloy Jane

      Yeah, I don’t get what’s so appealing about a horned breastplate. Close up it looks like two silhouette onions with the greens clipped off.

    • matildarf

      from the chest down and neck up, she looks fantastic. I don’t like the invisible straps.

  • I can’t find any coverage of the red carpet here in Australia now. 🙁 Ready to go postal here! I WANT TO SEE WHAT IS HAPPEN NOW.

  • andi56

    WHAT is with Jennifer Lawrence, who can’t seem to walk anywhere without tripping and grabbing a hapless creature on the way down?! When you see the video, check out the poor woman’s surprised face when JL almost pulls her dress off, grabbing her shoulder for balance. Good grief! If you can’t wear long, go short, or have someone hold your hem for you!

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Please she’s sooooooooooooooooo wacky and down to earth!

      (Or, drunk.)

      • andi56

        We call that clumsy! ; )

        • Daisy Buchanan

          That’s how I often explain the bruises as well 😉

    • Sobaika

      She was not falling, she was bowing in Lupita’s direction.

      • Introspective

        yaaaaassssss

      • Frank_821

        She should say that to the press when they ask her abut it. It would be a double cunning PR for both of them

      • andi56

        Ha ha! When I was in TV PR, we always had to come up with stuff like that!

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Please, no more Jimmy Kimmel.

    • is that about tonight? or is it more of an existential plea?

      • Daisy Buchanan

        The latter 🙂

        • Don’t worry. He’ll be off the tube by 2050, latest.

          • PastryGoddess

            You’re so optimistic

    • conniemd

      That spot was totally tacky and NOT FUNNY.

  • Sobaika

    Will Smith just snuggled deeper into my heart!!

    • Frank_821

      I always like this Will Smith. wish we could see more that one. Less of the After earth Smith

      • Courtney

        I generally like him better when he’s not Gypsy Rose Lee-ing his kids.

        • alyce1213

          They got Razzied badly this weekend for After Earth.

          • Courtney

            And yet I’m sure they’ll still keep trying to make fetch happen.

  • Sobaika

    On most other people I would hate Angelina’s dress, but I’m just so pleased she’s not wearing a black or white sheet.

    • Pennymac

      Choosing the lesser of two evils still means I’m choosing evil. Someone said fungus and boobs earlier. I agree. Why can’t she wear color?

      • ThaliaMenninger

        Definite yes on the fungus.

  • Nicholas

    Oh dear, Lady Gaga.

  • KateShouldBeWorking

    Did anyone else catch Grirgina Chapman in the background looking like a feather duster?

    • Sobaika

      As per usual.

    • Introspective

      no but are we surprised given the overwrought stuff marchesa puts out??

  • ThaliaMenninger

    I like Meryl’s dress but not so sure on the hair. Okay, I don’t like the hair.

  • 13 minutes… Can’t wait!

  • kcaza

    Jeremy Renner doesn’t look like a villainous banker, which I suppose makes up for the fact that he’s the cheese of American Hustle.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I think Renner’s pompadour in AH should get a special hair Oscar

  • “This is a global event, many months in the making.” Actually, not quite as global as usual. Not seen live in Russia.

    • not_Bridget

      Can’t risk a comment that Putin might find disrespectful. Hey, what’s wrong with invading your neighbor?

  • Pennymac

    Oh, Sandra Bullocks McQueen is FANTASTIQUE!

    • Introspective

      yes! hers is a much more visually interesting navy gown than amy adams’ gucci, which is nice, but felt safe.

      • Frank_821

        I thought Sandy’s dress was more of a royal with a hint of the purple

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I am imagining eyelids twitching over the one-shoulder hair, but the dress was fabulous on her.

      • Courtney

        And yet we can all rejoice that it was not a center-parted, flat-ironed non-style.

    • alyce1213

      My favorite of the night.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Love the color and the draping of that dress is simply gorgeous-you did good, Sandra!

  • “The amount of air kissing going on is just phenomenal.” That may be my FAVORITE line ever!

  • MilaXX

    Love the color of Gabby Sidbe’s gown. I need to get a front view but I think I like it.

  • Introspective

    on abc now. i looooove kevin spacey’s tux. that is sharp as hell. reminding me of how much i love and loathe him on house of cards… werq kevin.

    • Pennymac

      I totally have the hots for evil Francis Underwood. AND Kevin Spacey. And probably Robin Wright, as well.

      • sagecreek

        Doug Stamper! So evil, so bad 🙂

        • Pennymac

          Its settled, then. House of Cards orgy, anyone?

      • Introspective

        OMG robin wright’s claire underwood is a bad bitch. when she said she would let that woman’s baby “wither and die inside of her”?????

        i cannot. she is CRAZY. and I love her. that show has me HOOKED.

  • Qitkat

    Switched to ABC coverage a while ago, the E! Team fest was too gooey.

    • demidaemon

      That’s pretty much their MO. That’s why my top three RC commentators are TLo and Joan Rivers.

  • Nicholas

    Kevin Space for 2015 host!

    • Introspective

      “full house of cards” just made me guffaw! he probably could be a way better host than many in the last few years!

    • So ambivalent! Wish he would just come out and get it over with… None of my business, but still…

      • PastryGoddess

        Why does it matter? In…Out…he’s still a great actor

  • Introspective

    ellen’s shoes are kinda fierce!

  • Courtney

    Is anyone else unsure about the pussy bow bow tie on Ellen?

    • sagecreek

      I dunno, I think she just looks great.

    • AlmostClassy

      I thought Col. Sanders

      • Daisy Buchanan

        *spits ice cream on laptop*

      • Shirley Partridge.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        Maverick

    • PastryGoddess

      I like it. It’s a take on menswear with a feminine touch

    • Introspective

      yeah. I am not really feeling the bow either. too much and yet not enough. i would have liked that blazer to just do its lovely work by itself.

  • Stubenville

    Is she a barrister?

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I’d like to see her escort Penelope Cruz, who looks all Regency lady. But I suppose Ellen is more highwayman than Lord Byron.

  • Frank_821

    hurray for Ellen giving June a shoutout

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Team June (but in that category, Team Anyone Not Named Jennifer Lawrence).

    • PastryGoddess

      As in literally shouting

  • MilaXX

    Not liking the fit of Ellen’s suit. Sleeves look too short and I dislike the vest.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Ooof. Poor Liza.

    • Introspective

      my jaw just dropped. but that shade was funny as hell.

      • PastryGoddess

        I need some sunglasses

    • matildarf

      That was the first mean thing I’ve heard Ellen say.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Yeah, that seemed way more like a Ricky Gervais comment than an Ellen one.

      • Frank_821

        Yeah but I get the feeling Liza doesn’t care and will laugh it off

        • Daisy Buchanan

          Or hit the open bar 🙁

          • PastryGoddess

            If she hasn’t already

        • Courtney

          She certainly seemed like the was while trying to pull a stern face.

        • alyce1213

          She knows that she and Cher are the most impersonated, it was funny.

    • Oh my. Flashback on the 30 Rock HD episode.

    • PastryGoddess

      That was amazing

  • alyce1213

    I believe Liza may not be wearing a brassiere. Oh boy, we’re in for it.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Oh dear. We may have to avert our eyes, is what you’re saying?

  • MilaXX

    Seriously this nude/natural face stuff needs to die. Some of these gals really need some mascara and lipstick.

  • Shirley Partridge is a great host!

    • PastryGoddess

      bwahahahahaha

    • Introspective

      SHADE

    • Stubenville

      C’mon get happy!

  • alula_auburn

    I don’t really think Jennifer Lawrence needs to win again, but damn she does cute reaction shots.

  • Introspective

    you wont have to bring jennifer the oscar since it will belong to lupita tho. (but that was funny ellen)

  • Courtney

    I’d jump off a building if Hugh Jackman, Bradley Cooper, and Jean Dujardin were going to move to help me up.

    • PastryGoddess

      I’d do it just for Hugh

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      So would I. That is a really, really ridiculously handsome trio.

  • Stubenville

    Sorry kids – Ellen is kinda bombing.

    • PastryGoddess

      agreed,

      I’m on mute

    • sagecreek

      Oh, I so disagree! But that’s fine, that’s what we’re all here for.

    • Pennymac

      Seriously. Good job sir? I have a sense of humor, but found that insulting.

    • alula_auburn

      I’ll still take bland over LOL BOOBS though.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        For sure. Notice he’s nowhere in attendance. Not even a seat filler.

    • MilaXX

      That hosting gig is hard. Billy Crystal just makes it look easy.

  • Sobaika

    Ellen is going in on Lawrence’s famed clumsiness but it doesn’t matter because she is sitting between Bradley Cooper and Nicholas Hoult #jealous

  • What are all those blow-up Oscar dolls for?

    • alyce1213

      Or Whom are they for?

    • Introspective

      the afterparty?

    • Daisy Buchanan

      If a winner goes on too long, they’ll come to life and drag him or her off stage.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    In terms of Ellen’s look, I think I’ve decided it’s the waistcoat I like the least. It’s making her look bulky in the middle.

  • Nicholas

    That Hathaway intro wasn’t ridiculous at all.

    • Courtney

      Very affected.

  • MilaXX

    Annie’s dress works much better on stage than it did on the RC

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Here comes my first letdown of the night *sigh*

    • sagecreek

      Drat. I was still hoping a tiny bit.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Me too. Bah humbug.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Yup. I didn’t realize just how much I wanted Bakhad Abdi to win till I saw the clips.

    • Sobaika

      🙁

      Look, Leto wasn’t bad in DBC. He was rather good. But there’s something to be said about the way cis actors get LAUDED for playing trans characters, particularly in a year where Fassbender, Bruhl, and Abdi BROUGHT IT.

      In other news, Leto’s mom is beautiful.

  • leahpapa

    My hubs just now: Anne Hathaway’s chest looks like a sports arena full of flashing cameras.

    • PastryGoddess

      Hubs wins the internets

  • Stubenville

    Does anyone else find the translucent Oscar statues kinda creepy? They remind me of the invisible woman statue at the science museum.

    • they confuse me.

    • alula_auburn

      They remind me of the mannequins who silently judge during Project Runway talking heads.

      • Courtney

        I can’t unsee that now.

    • alyce1213

      Some production designer is gonna get creamed when they see how bad that looks on camera.

    • decormaven

      I think they look like forms on a condom production line.

    • Pennymac

      The remind me of microbiology experiments for some reason. Big, clear, giant amoeba germs.

    • Courtney

      They’re even worse when lit up from behind.

  • PastryGoddess

    Woo hoo Jared!!

    • alyce1213

      Well deserved.

  • alula_auburn

    It’s like Anne’s dress is trying to communicate in Morse code whenever she’s in the shot.
    But yay boys who love their mamas.

  • Introspective

    jared’s love for his mom in this speech made me spring tears as a mama myself…

  • MilaXX

    Jared’s mommy is pretty!

    • Frank_821

      Jared’s whole family is pretty!!!

      • MilaXX

        True, he and Shannon could pass for twins.

  • Introspective

    jared’s speech was really thoughtful. political. personal. made him very endearing. love.

    • Pennymac

      I had severe feels. Teared up. For real.

    • decormaven

      Glad he recognized all of those who have struggled with HIV/AIDS.

    • Qitkat

      It was quite a phenomenal speech.

  • Nicholas

    Hope everyone gets to speak for as long as Leto did.

  • alula_auburn

    Wow, did the angle change or are the ghost Oscars multiplying? Maybe it’s less Hunger Games and more Walking Dead.

    • PastryGoddess

      They don’t die…they multiply

      • embers618

        They’re like the cybermen – they’re upgrading people throughout the night!

    • ThaliaMenninger

      That’s where all the losers go. Every time an award is given, you’ll see more ghosts. It’s really sad, actually.

  • Frank_821

    Jim Carey should have worn a white shirt. but nice joke about being a nom

  • Introspective

    omg did carey just have a fire marshall bill moment??

  • Courtney

    I see the Edge wore his dress beanie for the evening.

  • PastryGoddess

    Does Jim inject plastic into his face?

    • Courtney

      He’s probably about the best choice you could make for a live actor to introduce a tribute to animation.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Is this a tribute to animation in general or this year’s animated crop? Because things like this are why the show goes on too… damn… long.

    • sagecreek

      Lots of old stuff here, and yes, I agree with you.

    • Introspective

      just saw dumbo. so im thinking its like, the whole history of cartoons…

      • Daisy Buchanan

        We’re totally not going to wrap this show up before 12:30, I’d bet.

  • Sobaika

    Unpopular opinion, but I’m loving Kerry Washington tonight.

    • Qitkat

      Me too. I missed why this is unpopular.

      • tallgirl1204

        I don’t care for the fabric of her dress, nor her hair which looks high-schoolish and messy, so maybe that’s the issue. But I don’t think I coulda gotten off the couch when I was this pregnant, so I realize this is unfair.

    • MilaXX

      I like it as well

    • procrastinatrice

      Agreed, she looks stunning. I will admit that the dress looks better on video than in pictures tho.

  • Introspective

    the HAT is back!!!!

  • decormaven

    Here comes Pharrell’s hat!

  • PastryGoddess

    The hat will not be tamed

  • alula_auburn

    Oh, God, the ghosts are on fire!

  • MilaXX

    And here’s the hat yet again Don’t care cause I like this silly song!

  • Nicholas

    What the hell is this.

  • alyce1213

    Was that a long bobby pin holding Kerry’s dress together? (looks like she got the dress steamed backstage, which is a good thing)

    • Introspective

      thank god. i was worried the wrinkles and wet spot would be front and center….

  • Introspective

    but what are those sneakers he’s wearing??

    go lupita!!!! she’s getting down!!!

    • Frank_821

      I love that Meryl was willing to get down

      • Courtney

        I read somewhere long ago that the character she played in Mamma Mia is the closest to what she’s like in real life. If that’s true (and I kind of hope it is), getting down to Pharrell seems like just her style.

    • MilaXX

      Are those the new Yeesus sneakers?

      • PastryGoddess

        I averted my eyes

  • MilaXX

    Go Lupita!

  • MilaXX

    Go Amy!

  • Courtney

    Meryl can shimmy.

  • matildarf

    did someone slip something in my drink?

  • Pennymac

    Ohhhhh the earworm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Frank_821

    this is more fun than the typical best song number

  • ThaliaMenninger

    The tiny dancers are pretty awesome. Infectious song, little kids dancing… Gotta love it.

    • PastryGoddess

      They’ll be auditioning for SYTYCD in the next few years

      • alyce1213

        Or (heaven forbid) Abby Lee Miller.

        • PastryGoddess

          No I think she starts with toddlers. These kids are too old for her

    • Courtney

      They should have saved it for the 10:30 half hour when we all run low on alcoholic beverages and start to despair that the show will never end.

  • tallgirl1204

    June Taylor dancers-cam!

  • Daisy Buchanan

    You know what would have been great? Having some of the ladies from “Twenty Feet From Stardom” participating in the musical numbers tonight.

    • EveEve

      Seriously. Would have loved to have them kickin’ a loud and funky do-wop behiind Ms. Midler.

  • decormaven

    Wine break!

  • travelingcat

    Loved that, now I’ll be dancing while putting laundry away on the break. 🙂

  • Kerry Washington — Was she in Dreamgirls? I don’t remember her in it and she’s not in IMDB for it. I’m confused!

    • Adelaidey

      Are you thinking of Anika Noni Rose?

      • Well… is that what the orchestra was thinking? I was just unclear as to why Dreamgirls was the song they played when she came on stage…

  • PastryGoddess

    I hate this Cadillac commercial. I will happily take extra vacation over working. Assholes

    • sagecreek

      No kidding. That was beyond obnoxious.

    • SRQkitten

      Amen to that!

    • tallgirl1204

      Everyone is trying to make the next “halftime in America” ad (See: Bob Dylan at the Super Bowl). And failing. You can’t fake Eastwood.

    • travelingcat

      I cringe and change the channel everytime this smug advertisement is on. Happy to know I am in good bitter kitten company.

  • PastryGoddess

    What the Holy Fuck is going on with that stage

    • Daisy Buchanan

      It’s like a Valentine’s bouquet from hell.

  • alula_auburn

    the hell was that camera angle/spin about?

  • sagecreek

    Naomi Watts looks classy.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      She’s another one who looks much better on camera than on the red carpet.

  • decormaven

    Costume design- gotta be American Hustle.

    • decormaven

      Amazing- figured Great Gatsby too far back for true consideration.

  • alula_auburn

    The roses look disturbingly like some kind of bloody internal organs–is that supposed to be thematic with the Oscar ghosts? How. . .something.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Hey, I put my iPhone in my bra, Ms. Martin!

  • alula_auburn

    1. Great Gatsby seems like YEARS ago
    2. What is the print on her dress? Spikey flowers? Spiders? Crabs?

    • PastryGoddess

      sparkly spiky flowers

  • ThaliaMenninger

    I want the costume designer who wore the credit card dress.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      That was for Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        Yes, I know. I just want her to win every year.

  • alyce1213

    I’m 3 for 3, but they’ve been easy.

  • marlie

    I’m just arriving in the lounge, but BAD GRANDPA got an Oscars nod?! I don’t care if it’s for makeup. WTF?!

    • Introspective

      exactly!!!! a wasted nomination indeed…

      • MilaXX

        I’m not mad at the nomination. The movie may have been crap, but the makeup artist made Johnny Knoxville look real enough to fool people. They can now add “academy award nominee” to their resumes. They deserve the acknowledgement.

    • PastryGoddess

      Lets all take a drink and forget that happened shall we?

    • SRQkitten

      Yeah, like they were going to get an oscar. Not until the academy has a serious change in demographics.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I didn’t see the movie, but I heard it was actually quite good with makeup.

    • MilaXX

      Because they made Johnny Knoxville’s makeup so convincing.

  • The Lone Ranger — smattering of applause — “was that a movie?” wonders audience

  • alula_auburn

    That seemed a foregone conclusion–did any Academy really want to be responsible for “academy-award winning film Bad Grandpa”?

    • Introspective

      christ. that would have been the hearkening of the end of days.

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    250 bucks for a makeup budget and they won an Oscar!

    • alyce1213

      I love that! They’ve got to be so pumped.

  • alula_auburn

    Harrison Ford sounds half-asleep.

  • Introspective

    harrison ford became a senior citizen overnight, no?

  • tallgirl1204

    Harrison Ford looks confused. Has he had a drink or three?

    • Lisa_Co

      Every time I’ve seen him recently he seems confused. I think he may have mild dementia:(

  • Pennymac

    If I close my eyes I can imagine Harrison Ford saying “Get off my lawn” #agingvoice.

  • Stubenville

    Harrison Ford sounds ancient. Yikes!

  • Channing Tatum? WTH?!?

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I simply do not get his appeal whatsoever. Blandy McBlanderson.

    • PastryGoddess

      He needed to explain why those random kids were on the stage

  • Frank_821

    I know some find him bland, but I think CHanning is yummy

    • I don’t think he’s bland, but he has that gay-for-pay look…

      • Frank_821

        I am fighting an obvious comment on that one

        • Oh, but don’t hold back… 😉

        • PastryGoddess

          Let it out, don’t hold it in. You’ll feel better 🙂

    • Sobaika

      I don’t find him attractive but he’s very charming onscreen and one helluva dancer.

  • decormaven

    That’s nice they recognize young talent, but when there are awards we never even get to see on camera, it’s a little unsettling.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      They really need to follow the example of the BAFTAs: No filler, just the In Memoriam segment and everything else is the awards.

  • alyce1213

    Kim Fucking Novak!

    • PastryGoddess

      YAAAAAS!

  • Frank_821

    wow! that’s a apiring you’d never expect. and it’s great they played the theme from Vertigo

  • Kim Novak!

    • Stubenville

      Never mind. I thought it was Sally Struthers.

  • UsedtobeEP

    Matthew is less gaunt, I see. Good.

  • MilaXX

    Aw just noticed the hem fail on Mathew

  • decormaven

    Oh gosh please don’t make people do this crappy banter.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Especially poor Kim Novak.

    • alula_auburn

      This is. . .awkward.

      • marlie

        It’s *painful.*

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Quite.

  • tallgirl1204

    I love her outfit.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Kim Novak came out of seclusion for this? I was hoping she’d be Best Picture.

    “Get a Horse!” for the win. Edit: Or maybe not. Big Mickey is losing his grip.

  • PastryGoddess

    Are they going to stop clapping? Where did they put them, in the parking lot?

  • Ooh! I love it when Frenchmen win Oscars and get to give their acceptance speeches… Swoon!

    • MilaXX

      I like when the lessor knows get their moment in the spotlight.

  • PastryGoddess

    That guy is SHAKING up there. Poor thing

  • How many takes for MM to get the names right on The Wind Rises?

  • Sobaika

    Aww!! These French Mr. Hublot people are too cute!

  • Adelaidey

    I’m a little disappointed that The Wind Rises didn’t win, but it’s hard to deny that Frozen was absolutely gorgeous.

  • Courtney

    Has anyone seen Frozen? It seems like half my sophomores are obsessed with it.

    • Adelaidey

      It’s worth a watch. Visually stunning, and not your normal Disney Princess tropes.

    • Nicholas

      Just took home $1B. Quite the juggernaut.

    • MilaXX

      It’s cute and I’m not a big cartoon or Disney animated movie type of person. This one I like. In fact I wouldn’t mind going to a sing a long version.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    What is going on with this stage design?

    • Pennymac

      Hideous

      • Daisy Buchanan

        We’ve gone from Ghost Oscar to internal organs to A Tribute to Light Bulbs.

        • Pennymac

          LOL’d at that one.

        • another_laura

          Personally, I’m mourning incandescents, so it’s appropriate.

    • alula_auburn

      Clearly there was no Tim Gunn telling them to edit. It’s like six different (bad) concepts so far.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Maybe we should take bets on what will be next.

    • Courtney

      As long as the blow up dolls stay away.

  • alyce1213

    Sally looks beautiful.

  • Frank_821

    Sally kid of played it safe. that dress in an actual color would have be superb on her

  • Adelaidey

    Weirdly, this is the first purely Disney movie to win the Oscar for Best Animated Feature.

  • Sobaika

    So… what is this montage? Socially conscious films?

    • Courtney

      Everyday heroes.

      • another_laura

        Yes, Abraham Lincoln and Jackie Robinson! those everyday guys …. Sheesh

    • AlmostClassy

      Biopics?

    • alula_auburn

      I giggled at that Freudian slips about “sometimes their films–I mean, their stories get MADE into films.” This “heroes” theme is. . .uncomfortable.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I guess it could be worse. Like last year’s tribute to the 10th Anniversary of “Chicago” winning Best Picture.

      But this malarkey is why the show goes on too damn long. Pointless filler.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    And another montage to send us into the four-hour mark…

  • decormaven

    All films that don’t have a sequel

    • tallgirl1204

      I’m confused– some of these are “real” people, and some of these are fictional characters that most people think of as real (like Atticus Finch)– ???

      • Sobaika

        I think it’s just a generic ‘Heroes’ theme. It’s a bit weird but I will take any opportunity to see Will Smith as Ali again.

  • Stubenville

    Sally Field looks great, but the black gown feels a little too somber IMO.

    • Pennymac

      She is still channeling Mary Todd Lincoln.

      • They say that Faye Dunaway was possessed by the spirit of Joan Crawford for several years after making Mommie Dearest. Maybe the same has happened to Sally Field.

        • Pennymac

          Really? Creepy. Brings to mind Heath Ledger, too.

  • alyce1213

    They are a pretty couple.

  • Adelaidey

    Emma Watson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt just look so cute and dashing and twee together that I want to die.

  • marlie

    Emma Watson and Joseph Gordon Levitt would make an adorably stylish couple.

    • embers618

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • alula_auburn

    JGL always looks so happy! (Or possibly high. Or both. Whatevs, I love him.)

  • Saturnine

    Sally looks gorgeous.

  • Courtney

    JGL and Emma Watson make a cute picture. Some director should make that happen, if it hasn’t already.

  • another_laura

    Ah, Hollywood in love with itself. Love that montage of “ordinary people” being heroes… I wish Sally’s dress had been dark red

  • Stubenville

    “Dickie Penny” really?

  • decormaven

    Hair product alert!

  • matildarf

    I’d like to say it’s so fun to watch the Oscar’s with all of you!!!

    • matildarf

      Jeez, I should have said watching the Oscars with Bitter Kittens is the BEST!

  • another_laura

    Zac Efron – did they think this would get the young ‘uns to tune in? And oh yes, can you even read, dude?

    • sagecreek

      SNORF. Apparently not.

  • Very sweet song, this.

  • Saturnine

    I usually get food during the musical numbers. Is that bad?

    • matildarf

      No.

    • Courtney

      No more than my plan to wait for things like set design and cinematography to make my lunch for tomorrow.

    • alyce1213

      It’s not during this song.

    • decormaven

      No! Sustenance is important. Helps balance alcohol intake.

      • Saturnine

        Yes. Well. That would help 🙂

    • another_laura

      Not at all – I’m starting a load of laundry….

    • Qitkat

      Where have all the memorable Oscars songs gone? That song from Midnight Cowboy during the Muppet commercial was one of the greats.

  • PastryGoddess

    um is this Belle and Sebastian? I just came back from a wine break and am now getting sleepy

  • tallgirl1204

    Who are these nervous teenagers and how did they get into the Oscars?

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Okay, since clearly they’re cycling through every set design that was pitched for this year’s show… what should we look forward to come after the light bulbs?

    • Courtney

      Lasers?

      • Daisy Buchanan

        I can’t remember what year it was – maybe the early ’90s – they had a musical number featuring dancing Oscars. It was deeply disturbing.

      • Lasers of death? Like the Navy has now mounted on their ships? That could be fun!

        • Courtney

          Imagine if that was what they used to keep people under time for their speeches…

          • “And of course, my hair stylist Mona van Mona…” ZAP!

          • Courtney

            Now that would probably bring in younger viewers.

  • “be more tea?” why does it sound like the Lady Chablis was involved in the development of this slogan? actually, it would be fun if the Lady Chablis was on the Muppet Show!

  • alula_auburn

    I don’t know about that Sudeikis beard. . .

    • I have a few things I’d like to say about it: Yummy, yummy, yummy!

  • decormaven

    Wow, plunging neckline on Kate H!

  • MilaXX

    Thank you Kate Hudson for having some color on your lips.

    • Sobaika

      She’s my pick for best dressed, I think.

      • decormaven

        Is this the dress she wore on the RC? Didn’t get to see her.

        • Pennymac

          Yes,but it had a cape on it at the time.

  • Sobaika

    I’ve found gifs of Pharrell and the ladies getting down. Bless you, internet.

    • MilaXX

      I found a Lupita one.

      • Adelaidey

        Share please!

        • Nicholas

          The comments get flagged for moderation, which is why they aren’t all over the comments already.

        • MilaXX

          Lupita was posted on O Hell Nawl Blog

        • Sobaika

          You can’t link on disqus, but I found them on mashable.

          • PastryGoddess

            You can link on disqus, its just that TLo moderates links

        • MilaXX

          UpRoxx

  • Courtney

    The proud wives are adorable, especially the one in the white dress.

  • “The Lady in Number 6!”

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Well this will be a somber win. The lady in this film just died.

  • MilaXX

    This dude is wearing a velvet, crocodile print jacket and I kinda love it!

  • Daisy Buchanan

    “Hey, the show isn’t long enough yet. Let’s waste more time walking around in the audience!”

    • Courtney

      This bit did not work.

    • decormaven

      This is such a fat waste of time.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Over an hour into this, and only one of the “big six” awards have been handed out. Ridiculous.

        • decormaven

          This is why Mr. DM has retired for the evening. Filler needs to be cut ruthlessly.

          • Daisy Buchanan

            Can’t say I blame him at all.

  • another_laura

    Oh god, Ellen …. Oy vey, a pizza order

    • Saturnine

      God, I’d love a NY style pizza right now–thin crust, lots of cheese .. . . .

  • UsedtobeEP

    Ellen, please get back on the stage…

    • Courtney

      I think if she’s going to be out in the audience, she needs to actually interact with the audience.

  • another_laura

    Bradley’s hair – yuck!!!!!

  • “20 Feet from Stardom!” Had it picked! Love this film!

  • matildarf

    Yay! 20 feet from Stardom. Loved it.

  • Sobaika

    In documentary stuffs, I was hoping for Dirty Wars or The Act of Killing. Anyone see this backup singer film? Is it very good?

    • PastryGoddess

      I enjoyed it

    • MilaXX

      It is really good.

    • SRQkitten

      It is! Although, honestly, considering the political serious nature of the other films, I’m a bit surprised it won.

      • Sobaika

        Dirty Wars was a long shot – too political for the Oscars, but The Act of Killing is stupendous/horrifying. The Square would’ve been a great choice too.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      It’s pretty good, definitely worth checking out.

  • Control room just went effin nuts!!

  • MilaXX

    I love Darlene love. This may be the only documentary I saw out of this years nominees.

  • Pennymac

    Best acceptance EVAH!

  • Saturnine

    Wow. Pipes.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I saw her way way back on Broadway in the musical adaptation of Stephen King’s “Carrie” (Darlene played the Betty Buckley role, and Betty played the Piper Laurie role). It was awful and closed two days after I saw it. But it made me a Darlene fan for life.

  • Introspective

    Darlene just took the oscars to CHURRRRRCH!!!!

  • Introspective

    kevin is cunty. seriously. and i LOVE it.

  • Courtney

    Did anyone catch the face Angelina Jolie gave when people stood to applaud?

    • sagecreek

      No, do tell. Was it tacky? Please tell me it was tacky.

      • Courtney

        It struck me as being side-eye. It’s a split second before the camera cuts away.

        • Daisy Buchanan

          Dang, missed it. Hopefully there will be gifs!

    • another_laura

      No and I’m going back.

  • another_laura

    Oh Kevin spacey – I just finished season 2 of House of Cards – good stuff

    • Saturnine

      I loved the original; should I watch?

      • Pennymac

        Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

        • Saturnine

          After Downton Abbey wrapped, I have nothing to watch–I think I will!

          • sagecreek

            It’s very different than the original, but still worth a watch!

      • Introspective

        park yourself immediately in front of netflix and binge watch both seasons STAT!!

      • another_laura

        I loved the original, too! American version darker for sure. But just for Robin Wright’s cheekbones …..

        • MilaXX

          I like the original as well. I think US season 1 was stronger than season 2 but still worth a watch

  • Pennymac

    Kevin is certainly the star du jour, isn’t he?

  • alula_auburn

    Not that I care too much, but did the control room lose Angelina Jolie?

  • Lisa_Co

    Really disappointed in best documentary win. The Act of Killing or The Square should have won. Witness what is currently going on in Ukraine.

    • PastryGoddess

      What does the Ukraine have to do with anything, the ballots have been in for almost 2 months now

      • Sobaika

        I think she was talking about how the subject matter is rather relevant. And to be honest, will probably continue to be for a long time.

        • PastryGoddess

          ah gotcha. I was taking things rather literally

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Martin Short’s presentation to Steve Martin was great and it’s on youtube.

  • Claudia Cardinale is still with us? Amazing!

  • Pennymac

    Can we give some real awards out soon?I have to work tomorrow…..

    • PastryGoddess

      Yes It’s almost 10pm and they haven’t given anything worthwhile out

      • Pennymac

        I suppose they are holding us all hostage so we don’t turn over to Walking Dead. Which has been boring lately anyway.

    • Courtney

      Seriously. (Though I’m currently working from the theory that the snowstorm will mean no school/work tomorrow, but I won’t find out until 5am).

      • Pennymac

        Ice for me. Sigh. Old man winter needs to calm the fuck down/

        • Courtney

          Preach. We’ve missed 8 days already this year. I don’t think it’s been this bad since I was in high school.

        • marlie

          He’s overstayed his welcome.

        • tinyredlocks

          Word… (I’m in NJ)

      • SRQkitten

        Some of us are in FL without that potential out. Groan. At the rate this is going it may be past midnight before they’re done.

  • Introspective

    snaps viola!

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Get. To. A. Major. Award. Already.

    (No offense to Best Foreign Film; I think this one should be held to the end.)

    • Sobaika

      It really should be, it’s a pretty hefty award.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        I know, it’s weird and insulting the way they bury it. I’d do the final four as Foreign Film, Documentary, Director, Picture.

  • decormaven

    I guarantee there will be a musical presentation after this. This is one SLOW awards presentation.

    • Introspective

      you called it

    • PastryGoddess

      I’m taking a drink

  • another_laura

    EWAN!!!!!

  • Frank_821

    Well it’s the winner of this year’s razzie for worst actress

    • Introspective

      SHAAAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEEEE

  • embers618

    Was Amy Adams just checking her phone?

    • Introspective

      shit, i would be, long as this show seems to be taking…

      • embers618

        Well, and we’re all multi-tasking, obviously, but she’s there and she’s nominated! It’s her job to look good when the camera cuts to her!

    • PastryGoddess

      playing candy crush

      • Saturnine

        Curse that level 92!

    • Daisy Buchanan

      She’s reading TLo’s Twitter.

    • MilaXX

      Can’t say I blame her. this show is long and boring

  • DagnyReardon

    I’m bored. Having imaginary conversations of Angie meeting Laura in the ladies room.

  • “her” really should be a movie about a fabulous drag queen.

  • MilaXX

    Better look for Ellen, but the sneakers ruin it.

  • travelingcat

    Have they announced best supporting actress and I missed it?

    • Courtney

      No

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Nope, they’ve only given out one of the “Big Six.”

    • embers618

      Nope. At this rate they’ll hit one “major” award every 2 hours.

    • Lisa_Co

      No,not yet. Should be soon though.

      • Courtney

        Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise. This show feels slower than usual.

        • travelingcat

          here, here!

      • travelingcat

        Thanks, I was wondering if it was on a laundry break. Usually by now…

        • SierraDelta

          Since I started watching, I’ve stripped the bed, washed the sheets, and put them in the dryer. At the next commercial/boring part, I’m going to get them out of the dryer and put them back on the bed. No this doesn’t seem long at all. 😉

  • another_laura

    Okay, off to start the laundry …..

    • marlie

      This is actually a really great song!

      • Courtney

        They’ve been nominated a few times without winning, yes?

        • marlie

          They’ve been nominated once, but no, they didn’t win.

    • Introspective

      mine’s halfway thru!

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    U2!!!! Loved them for 3/4 of my life. But go finish your album, guys.

    • marlie

      I can’t wait for another tour.

      • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

        Supposedly the newest twist is that there are 2 albums. I am thinking we’re not getting a U2 album until Thanksgiving, and a tour in 2015.

        • marlie

          I’d heard the same thing, but album closer to the spring/summer. Either way, I can’t wait.

  • MilaXX

    There’a hilarious picture of Cumbersnatch photo-bombing U2

  • sagecreek

    For U2, this is a pretty pedestrian little ditty.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Unfortunately I agree.

    • Courtney

      I liked “The Hands that Built America” from Gangs of New York better.

  • alula_auburn

    If this ends up as a repeat of the Golden Globes, where Bono wins teaches us about racism and 12 Years a Slave gets almost shut out. . .

  • Courtney

    I’m kind of sad that the Edge took off his sparkly jacket to perform.

  • Lisa_Co

    The Great Beauty- Booooorrrrriiinng! A travesty that Blue Is the Warmest Color wasn’t eligible for nomination. But dven Wong Kar Wai’s The GrandMaster or the Georgian film In Bloom (neither made it to the final 5 ) were better. Still hope The grandMaster will win for best cinematography.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      “Blue” is eligible next year (if France chooses to submit it). I’m pissed “Le Passe” didn’t get nominated.

  • decormaven

    Standing O? Bless ’em, they need to stretch. No disrespect to U2, but that was just a competent performance.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      They probably just needed to get the blood in their legs circulating.

  • Frank_821

    Frankly this is a surprising slow paced show. And it’s not just Ellen. It’s the whole feel. They should have had best supporting actress by now

    • Sobaika

      I think they know it’s going to be a buzzworthy moment and are doing it to sustain ratings.

    • Pennymac

      After the wonder of Tina and Amy at the Golden Globes, I kind of expected it. But this is exceptionally decrepit.

  • Nicholas

    Best Supporting Actress supposedly up in 10 minutes.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Are you @#_(#&U%$P)@#($*&_ kidding me? It should be NOW. Or a half-hour ago. Oh thank god, more Ellen in the audience 🙁

      • Nicholas

        Yeah, I feel totally redeemed in saying the only reason to watch the Oscars was Lupita.

  • Didn’t a few people die this year? Isn’t Bette Midler coiffed yet for her close-up?

  • decormaven

    I hope so. I won’t make it too much longer if it doesn’t.

  • another_laura

    Oh god Liza has no idea where she even IS …

  • alula_auburn

    I would so be the person in the audience cringing when the host comes by.

    • Sobaika

      Gotta love Steve McQueen.

  • decormaven

    Ridiculously painful banter ensues

  • sagecreek

    This is getting EMBARRASSING.

  • another_laura

    Attention whore BINGO!!!!!

  • MilaXX

    okay this picture taking is funny

    • Courtney

      And now has gone on too long.

    • Frank_821

      yes that at least is funny.

      and now she dragged it out

  • marlie

    I was all ready to hate that stunt, but it was sort of cute.

  • another_laura

    Cumberbatch photobomb!

  • decormaven

    Michael B!!!

    • Introspective

      hes adorable! inexplicable collar spurs (?) and all! cause hes fine he pulls them off….

  • Daisy Buchanan

    I have never been so close to turning off the Oscars and going to bed before it’s over.

    • Nicholas

      Wait until Lupita gets snubbed.

      (I’m just preparing myself.)

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Anyone but Lawrence, anyone but Lawrence, that’s all I ask…

    • another_laura

      Girl, for the first time in three years, I’m glad to be on the west Coast.

    • embers618

      Yes. At this point I’m just holding out hope that they get to best supporting actress within the next hour. Then I’m done.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Seriously. Do they think people really want to waste five minutes watching them take selfies? Pretty sure they can do that at the after party. Give out some major awards already.

  • AnneElliot

    Is that Lupita’s brother? He is ADORABLE.

    • Introspective

      YES!!! thinking the same. and loving him!!!

      • AnneElliot

        I love how he jumped into the photo with her.

  • Nicholas

    Shit, Hemsworth bringing it.

    • Introspective

      that shade of purple is everything on him. living for it.

  • Courtney

    I think I much prefer Chris Hemsworth when he’s not jacked up for Thor.

  • Saturnine

    Love Charlize, but not liking the fit of that bodice up close.

  • Aurora Leigh

    Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron are SO gonna get it on tonight.

    • demidaemon

      Sean Penn is gonna be jealous!

  • alula_auburn

    Oh, the ghosts are back. Is Hemsworth’s jacket purple? NGL, I love when people mess up the cue card/prompter.

    • Courtney

      It looks maroon, maybe? Definitely not straight black.

    • MilaXX

      I’m getting maroon

  • decormaven

    Are those plastic shoulder strips? Charlize, say it aint so!

    • AnneElliot

      Yes, I think so. Do not like. It looks like they’re floating and not in a good way.

    • MilaXX

      I believe they are illusion straps.

    • They are, and it is tragic. You know Charlize, we know they are there, you know they are there, here is a thought..

      Swarovski the heck out of those things, and instead of it being egads illusion straps, it is YAY BLING. 🙂

  • Pennymac

    Eww. Back to the creepy transparent balloon condom oscar things…. Are those tanning lamps behind them?

  • Introspective

    one of the current winners is as tall as the blowup dolls.

  • sagecreek

    So, looks like Clooney didn’t show? I haven’t seen any cuts to him.

    • Introspective

      he must have gotten the heads up on how much of a snoozefest this was set to be.

    • Courtney

      He’s working in London, I think, and said he wouldn’t be at the ceremony.

  • Qitkat

    Mr Qitkat has just informed me that he has never heard of Charlize Theron. WHO THE HELL AM I MARRIED TO?

    • marlie

      A HS friend of mine just mentioned a couple of days ago that she had no idea who Tilda Swinton was. What kind of rock has she been living under?!?!?

    • sagecreek

      Trying to decide between OMG and LOL…

  • Courtney

    Oh, thank god. Solo presenter usually means big award.

  • Frank_821

    finally

  • Introspective

    ellen’s blowing it now

    • Saturnine

      She really seems off–not usually like her; I wonder why?

  • SRQkitten

    Finally! Is this the supporting actress

  • Introspective

    yaaaaaasssss finally!!!!!

  • marlie

    OK, now everyone is flubbing their lines. Was the champagne flowing too freely too soon?

    • embers618

      Or everyone is just totally bored out of their minds…

      • Courtney

        Well, when they laugh at Ellen saying she added a scarf, you know the desperation level must be high.

  • decormaven

    Here it comes!!

  • PastryGoddess

    Finally!!!

  • another_laura

    FINALLY!!!! Best supp actress

  • Frank_821

    I think I prefer Christophe with a beard. cute regardless

    • another_laura

      Very cute. Love him!

  • Courtney

    What the heck just happened there?

  • PastryGoddess

    WTF just happened to camera

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I was worried it was my cable.

  • Introspective

    god lupita was really unbelievable in that role. i dont care what happens next. she WON the SHIT outta this category.

  • PastryGoddess

    shouty yes

  • decormaven

    Yes!!!

  • Frank_821

    omg I love that clip from nebraska

  • Daisy Buchanan

    SCREAMS. With JOY.

  • Pennymac

    Yes!

  • Introspective

    OMG OMG OMG LUPITA!!!!!!

  • PastryGoddess

    Lupita Wins!!!!

  • Adelaidey

    DAMN RIGHT

  • alula_auburn

    yay!

  • marlie

    YAY, LUPITA!!!

  • MilaXX

    YES!!!!!!

  • Frank_821

    and she got congrats from Liza!

    • another_laura

      You mean Liza grabbed her for some screen time …. 😉

      • PastryGoddess

        You beat me to it

  • Courtney

    Huzzah! Totally love her brother’s reaction, too.

  • UsedtobeEP

    She is lovely. Good for her.

    • Introspective

      absolutely breathtaking. so happy for her im tearing.

      • Pennymac

        Me too.

  • sagecreek

    OMGOMGOMG 🙂

  • Love. Her. So much poise.

  • Saturnine

    Good lord,great opening to an amazing speech.

  • PastryGoddess

    I have something in my eye

    • Introspective

      Im bawling.

  • Sobaika

    I AM CRYING. I CAN’T. BLESS YOU, LUPITA. BLESS YOU, MCQUEEN, BLESS YOU, EJIOFOR. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

    • Qitkat

      I haven’t even seen the movie, but I was so moved by her.

      • Sobaika

        Watch it! You will not recognize her.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Thanks for putting my current emotional state into words!

  • decormaven

    Fabulous!!!!!

  • Courtney

    What a beautiful speech. The ending thought was so lovely.

    • SRQkitten

      I really hope she has a long lustrous career ahead of her. She is a delight and pure class.

  • travelingcat

    Yippee!!

  • Frank_821

    I pray she doesn’t go the way of so many first time best supporting actress winners. There’s a such an air to her

  • alula_auburn

    Gorgeous speech. I love her.

    And. . .pure imagination from Willy Wonka? Really?

  • PastryGoddess

    Did they play her off to “When you wish upon a star”?

    • Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka

    • alula_auburn

      Pretty sure it was “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka. I don’t get it.

      • Frank_821

        Well if there’s 1 moment of pure wonderful fantasy this evening, it’s this

        • Saturnine

          Nice, isn’t it? I wish her all good things.

  • That was so amazing! And why are we going out on Willie Wonka music?

    • Wendi126

      As I’m reading your comment I’m humming willy wonka and didn’t even realize it. Wtf

    • another_laura

      They’ve been doing oscar-winning scores and songs all night, I believe.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    And now we begin the ninety-minute wait until the next major award.

    • Introspective

      i may not make it with yall to the end 🙁

      • Daisy Buchanan

        The salute to the Wizard of Oz… In Memoriam… two more song performances… plus lots more Ellen bantering about pizza!

        • Pennymac

          She’s not bantering,shes doing it. Awful. We need Tina and Amy.

    • Courtney

      Which is tragic cause it’s true.

  • Introspective

    ok off topic, this resurrection show is seeming creepy as hell.

    • decormaven

      Like minds!

    • alula_auburn

      It looks a lot sunnier than the French version. . .not that that is hard.

      • MilaXX

        I hope that kid is half as creepy as the kid in the French version

    • PastryGoddess

      The book it’s based on “The Returned” is AH-MAY-ZING. The author was at the Baltimore Book festival last year. I picked it up afterwards and could not put it down.

      I think its supposed to be a trilogy eventually

  • decormaven

    How many plugs for Resurrection can ABC fit in?

    • MilaXX

      I hope it’s as good as The Returned

  • Frank_821

    WTF Ellen… ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. LET IT GO!

    • PastryGoddess

      I don’t think she can

  • DagnyReardon

    Can someone put Ellen out of her misery please?

  • Courtney

    We’re really going to continue this, producers?

  • decormaven

    Oh crap. They’re going thru with this pizza gag.

  • AlmostClassy

    Dude this pizza bit is really dumb.

  • I see pizza boxes and I count down to explosion of bitter kittens in 5, 4, 3, 2…

  • Introspective

    Pizza grease + couture = shit show.

    • DagnyReardon

      Cringe worthy

    • another_laura

      There’s a crowd of assistants picking up all of right now. Not a bite will cross the lips of those dieters until the show’s over

  • alula_auburn

    This is getting painful.

  • Nicholas

    Good night everyone!

  • Daisy Buchanan

    What is this? Why are we watching people eat pizza?

    • decormaven

      Because we haven’t had enough drinks not to care.

      • PastryGoddess

        So obviously you need to have another glass

  • I’m hungry but it may just be the inebriation.

  • Saturnine

    Yeah, Harrison Ford totally has the munchies.

  • Elana Bryan

    Did Twitter break?

    • I think that pic just about broke it…

    • MilaXX

      It hiccuped for a minute.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I ended up tweeting the damn picture three times because Twitter told me it was broken the first two. I hate being a stupid tweeter.

      • PastryGoddess

        uh yeah I think I hit it 4 or 5 times. But it was up to over 770,000 retweets

  • another_laura

    Gaaaah!! At least she’s asking Harvey Weinstein for the $$$$

  • Courtney

    What an excellent time to head to the kitchen.

  • Introspective

    wow. didnt know the academy was headed by a black woman! snaps! black girls rock in all kinds of realms…

  • Frank_821

    The president has a nice dress

  • alula_auburn

    The lights and the red roses look like a demonic beehive.

    I like the president’s dress.

    • AnneElliot

      I’m making a mental note to incorporate “demonic beehive” into conversation ASAP.

  • Sobaika

    Gotta say, I didn’t picture the Academy president as a black woman. Hurrah!

    • Introspective

      like minds…

    • MilaXX

      The first AA.

  • Introspective

    that museum looks creepy.

  • UsedtobeEP

    I have to say, the pizza thing was painful, but those are some hungry people. OK Ellen, you win.

  • decormaven

    A museum to contain all the magic moments. None of them from this show.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      *applause*

      • decormaven

        [curtsy]

      • SRQkitten

        Standing and cheering!

  • alula_auburn

    Is Bill Murray okay? Did they make him run up a flight of stairs before presenting? He sounds winded.

  • UsedtobeEP

    They should get Amy Poehler and Tina Fey next year. I love Ellen but her show is a better vehicle.

    • SRQkitten

      Oscar 911, STAT!

    • matildarf

      Yes… I usually love Ellen but she’s missed the mark tonight.

  • Introspective

    bill murray is giving me lecherous old man realness in this bit he’s doing with amy.

  • Pennymac

    That rose backdrop looks like bleeding flesh…

    • PastryGoddess

      somethings can’t be unseen

    • UsedtobeEP

      Thanks…!

    • alula_auburn

      It was scooped out of the ghost Oscars like pumpkin innards.

  • UsedtobeEP

    Aww, Harold Ramis.

  • Frank_821

    Oh very nice Mr Murray

  • Introspective

    2013!!!!!

  • PastryGoddess

    Yay for the Harold Ramis shoutout

  • Introspective

    bill does not know what year we are in!!! and its officially past his bedtime.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Poor Roger Deakins. Hopefully 12th time will be the charm.

  • Introspective

    ok all of the spaniard men working on this film were adorbs. cuaron’s a cutie and so’s this cinematographer…

    • AnneElliot

      I love how he thanked his teachers — “Not all of them, but some of them.” Oh, snap!

      • PastryGoddess

        SHAAAADE

    • Pepe Yapur

      Mexican, actually

      • Introspective

        thanks for the clarification! they are very easy on the eyes, no matter where they are from.

  • bringbackbeatles

    Bill Murray is the first one to sound natural presenting all night. And, yay to referencing the greatly missed Harold Ramis.

  • Frank_821

    4hours long Anna…an omen

  • Introspective

    nice color on gabby! i like this look lots!

  • MilaXX

    Somebody finally did Gabby a solid. She looks great! Gorgeous color and perfect fit.

    • UsedtobeEP

      I was thinking the same thing. And she looks really happy, too.

      • MilaXX

        That look when you know you look good.

    • PastryGoddess

      Theia I think

      • MilaXX

        Yes it is.

  • Gabby! That dress! Love it!

  • So that’s 312 Oscars for Gravity, right?

    • decormaven

      They’re racking up the technical awards.

      • Introspective

        which that film unquestioningly deserves. it was amazing visually.

  • AnneElliot

    Has Gravity NOT won any awards yet? I’ve lost count already.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      It’s winning in categories it was supposed to be challenged in (sound mixing, sound, and editing). I think it takes picture at this point.

    • alyce1213

      Only technical awards, which was expected.

  • alula_auburn

    I’m hoping all the Gravity technical noms are pointing towards 12 Years a Slave getting Best Picture.

    • Adelaidey

      I think you’re 100% right.

  • bringbackbeatles

    Gabby looks amazing! Fabulous color on her.

  • Working those pearls!

  • Courtney

    Is Whoopi wearing the same dress that Julia Roberts had on at the Golden Globes?

  • another_laura

    Whoopi – geebus

  • PastryGoddess

    What’s on Whoopi’s feet? And who let her steal Julia Roberts old clothes

  • Qitkat

    Didn’t Julia Roberts wear that dress last year?

    • AnneElliot

      It looks just like the one Julia wore to the Golden Globes.

  • Here it comes — Minnelis and Lufts for everyone!

  • alyce1213

    Whoopi is wearing Jessica Roberts’ ugly frankendress.

    • Introspective

      the shade in this comment is epic.

  • Adelaidey

    Oh, Pink’s in this?

  • Introspective

    does liza minelli look like a real housewife of new jersey with that cheap dress and that ticky tacky blue streak in her hair? or is it just me?

    • matildarf

      Leave Liza alone!!! She’s awesome!

  • another_laura

    Salute to wizard of Oz without J udy G arland’s voice?!?!?

  • PastryGoddess

    Hey pink!

    • AnneElliot

      Pink sounds great, but I hate her dress.

      • PastryGoddess

        I kind of like the ruby shoes tie in

      • It’s a great dress, if you’re Vera-Ellen and it’s 1958

        • PastryGoddess

          and I am now laughing hysterically.

      • marlie

        I love this dress! I think it’s from Elie Saab’s latest collection. But it’s way more conservative and demure than anything that Pink has ever worn.

  • Frank_821

    That Michael Cpstella Lorna is wearing is surprising demure and structured

  • alula_auburn

    I feel like this might be more moving if they hadn’t already wasted so much time.

  • Pennymac

    Love Pink. But Why was she chosen for this?

    • Saturnine

      Beyonce was busy

      ETA: I think Pink’s the only one who could come anywhere close to Judy (and by close, I mean within a few miles)

      • Pennymac

        Snort!

    • decormaven

      Not sure, but this is a solid performance.

      • UsedtobeEP

        I think because it is a deceptively hard song to sing. Needs a low range for a woman if sung in the right key, and she has a husky quality that calls up Minelli more than Garland, but it’s there. I didn’t love her phrasing, but she did, as you said, a solid job.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Thinking optimistically… because she could sing without auto-tune? 🙂

      • PastryGoddess

        point

    • Adelaidey

      I love Pink too, but I would have preferred an actor with a lovely voice. Maybe Anna Kendrick or Jennifer Hudson.

  • DagnyReardon

    Judy rolling right about now

  • Courtney

    That was every bit as unsatisfying as the James Bond tribute last year.

    • PastryGoddess

      Shirley Bassey was unsatisfying???? Wha…? *faints*

      • Courtney

        She was fine. As a tribute to the James Bond series, it was awful. It didn’t even really have a decent clip package.

  • Liza with a Z, that was oddly ungracious! “Oh, we’re standing now?!?”

  • I’m waiting for Bette. Once she’s belted out her bit, I’m out of here, even though I’m on Pacific time…

  • decormaven

    I think it’s ironic that Tina Fey is not hosting, but she is getting better screen time in these Amex ads.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      It’s like they’re needling us. “See what you could have had? She wouldn’t have wasted your time with a running pizza gag!”

  • Pennymac

    You know whats fun about this years Academy Awards? Not a damn thing. You know whats great about watching this years Academy Awards? Being in the Lounge with the fabulous BKs.

    • AlmostClassy

      I don’t often watch the Oscars, but figured I would this time. I have only stuck with it because of the BKs

      • decormaven

        Truly. This has been a painful production.

    • Sobaika

      True! I like this better than live-tweeting.

    • PastryGoddess

      aww I agree, this is a shit show of a telecast. But made bearable because of all of you

  • Ephelba on TV?

  • Frank_821

    ellen is wasting time

  • DagnyReardon

    Blessed Mother of Jesus. Make it stop.

  • marlie

    Oh, come the f*ck, ON, Ellen.

  • Qitkat

    Oh. My. God. Ellen.

  • Pennymac

    Butterscotch Gingersnap!

    • AnneElliot

      The Oscars just got a tiny bit better because Benedict read all the production design nominees. But Jennifer’s dress reminds me of a lampshade. Unless she’s channeling the Gatsby-flapper look.

  • marlie

    Jen Garner’s dress is a little lopsided, no?

    • Pennymac

      Saw it on the RC, and thought it looked cheap.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    So on the bright side, David Letterman and James Franco are all, worst Oscar host ever? Have you met Ellen?

  • Qitkat

    So where is the damn tribute to Gone with the Wind?

    • Maybe next year they could have a tribute to Hattie McDaniel for the 75th anniversary of her Oscar win.

      • Qitkat

        I do like that idea.

  • Courtney

    I really hope the same woman has won twice for Gatsby, and we haven’t all been transported back to 8:30 in some terrible version of “Groundhog Day.”

  • Daisy Buchanan

    NOT ANOTHER F****** MONTAGE!

    • Courtney

      And on heroes again. My god, we DID go back to 8:30. It really is hell’s version of “Groundhog Day.”

      • Saturnine

        This is the Harold Ramis tribute.

        • Courtney

          Not unless these are all films he happened to enjoy.

          • Saturnine

            true, true . . .

        • ThaliaMenninger

          Would it have been so hard to throw three seconds of Ghostbusters walking around with their laser beams during that heroes montage? Meanwhile, it’s all so very MALE, you know? All these macho guys throwing around their swords and their guns and their, um, hoses. Harold Ramis’s heroes were schmoes, geeks, real guys, not Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sly Stallone.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Where’s the tribute to cowards? Or Hogan’s Heroes?

  • another_laura

    Whoever you are take you damn hands out of your pants pockets!!!

    • alula_auburn

      Yesssss. I didn’t want to say it about Kevin Spacey, but dude, you have not earned a hands-in-pocket allowance.

  • alula_auburn

    OMG did someone at the Academy just read Joseph Campbell or something? This is not even a theme.

  • Are we getting to Andrew Garfield’s announcement of the next big superhero? If it’s not a heroine, I’ll be pretty annoyed.

    • marlie

      They’re actually using the Oscars to do that?

      • Not like they’re doing anything more interesting than that.
        Also, I love TLo: “98% of heroes have penises, apparently.” I WAS JUST THINKING THAT ABOUT THAT MONTAGE.

        • marlie

          Oh, ok. I thought there was going to be additional unnecessary wasting of time.

          • It was announced earlier so yeah, I think they are going to waste some more time.

  • decormaven

    The real heroes are all of us sitting thru this crap

    • Qitkat

      Just so we can post along with our fellow Bitter Kittens 😉

      • Courtney

        Misery, like calories, is halved when one is at a party. (Virtual counts, too.)

  • Pennymac

    “We’ll get Pink to sing a tribute to Judy Garland!”

    “We’ll get Justin Bieber to sing a tribute to Fred Astaire!”

    We’ll get Beyonce to sing a tribute to Mickey Rooney!”

    “We’ll get Bruno Mars to sing a tribute to Bette Davis!” # Oscarproducerideas

    Running joke on the Uncles Twitter…..

    • Dear Goddess! What would a musical tribute to Better Davis include?!?

      • Frank_821

        Bette Davis actually did a musical number once in a film for the war effort

  • another_laura

    Oh Hermione is so freaking bored.

  • Frank_821

    What’s really stupid if they just had done a 4 min clip about different kind of heroes at the beginning of the show. it would have been fine. Like the 100 yrs of films they did 20 yrs ago

  • alula_auburn

    It’s kind of sad when I can barely tell the difference between a super-self-important montage and a commercial for wee cans of Pepsi. (I think the commercial may have been better edited.)

    • Frank_821

      the commerical was way betetr than any of the heroes tributes

  • marlie

    I just tried to FF on my TiVo. It didn’t work.

  • PastryGoddess

    I’m going to have to crack open another bottle of wine.

    • Saturnine

      Yes, you’d best do.

    • DagnyReardon

      There’s not enough alcohol in my cabinet to make this pain go away.

  • Introspective

    ROCKY ON BROADWAY???? what in the entire fuck?

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Time for the tribute to those who passed.

    • marlie

      I just hope they mute the applause-o-meter. That’s so tacky.

  • Introspective

    glenn close is well preserved.

    • decormaven

      Good call. In Memory now.

  • PastryGoddess

    is it time to cry?

    • Raccoon time!

    • another_laura

      At least now it’s for the right reason

    • MilaXX

      Yep, this song kills me everytime

  • Glenn speaking in past tense can only mean one thing… In Memoriam

  • Pennymac

    Rolling. my. eyes. at. your. enunciation. Glenn.

  • DagnyReardon

    Glenn found Mrs. Danvers’ dress

    • Frank_821

      well most of this evening has been depressing and funereal in feel

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      How about a remake of “Rebecca” with Glenn as Danvers? I think that would be smashing. Who else shall we cast in my fantasy remake? Cumberbatch as Max de Winter? I’m adding Tom Hiddleston as Rebecca’s louch cousin, Jack.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        Emma Watson as the second Mrs. de WInter who has no first name?

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          I can see her-she’d be splendid.

      • DagnyReardon

        Read “Gone Girl” Modern day rip off of Rebecca.

  • PastryGoddess

    who do you think they’ll leave out?

    • alula_auburn

      I rolled my eyes at Glenn’s awkward disclaimer.

  • Frank_821

    at least there’s a mix of hollywood types

    • Courtney

      Entertainment Weekly had an interesting article on how the montage is created.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Glad they’ve gone back to movie music for these…

  • Deanna Durbin! Annette Funicello!

  • alula_auburn

    Are people actually holding their applause so it doesn’t sound like a crappy popularity contest? That would be a nice change, although the real tell will be Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

    • another_laura

      Naaaa, they just mute the house

      • alula_auburn

        ah, so I can just pretend they aren’t being rude assholes.

    • marlie

      I think they’re playing music instead of the live feed from the auditorium so that it doesn’t sound like a popularity contest.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      They started cutting the audio out a few years ago, because of the applause-o-meter.

      • Saturnine

        This is why we can;t have nice things.

  • PastryGoddess

    So where is Bette Midler? I haz confuzeds

  • MilaXX

    Finally a respectful In Memorandum

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Truly. I don’t know why they went to a live singing accompaniment a few years ago, it is always much more affecting with a simple movie score.

  • Saturnine

    Peter O’Toole. *sigh*

    • DagnyReardon

      Peter and Audrey in the closet in How to Steal A Million.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      When I was a teen, my childhood best friend and I went to see “Becket”- I had a mad crush on Peter O’Toole, and she had a mad crush on Burton, so we were both happy….

  • Introspective

    joan fontaine was gorgeous

  • Introspective

    awww harold

  • decormaven

    Ramis made it!

  • The Baroness!

  • Saturnine

    Eleanor Parker . . .

  • Esther Williams!

  • Introspective

    philip. what a loss.

  • Frank_821

    Wow I forgot how many talented people passed away in the past 12 months

    • UsedtobeEP

      No kidding. I didn’t even know about Richard Griffiths.

  • Introspective

    bette!!!

  • Oh my. Bette and schmaltz.

  • PastryGoddess

    How fitting that PSH ended the montage

  • Courtney

    Enter Bette.

  • decormaven

    Oh no! Please don’t sing that song.

    • PastryGoddess

      Oh you know it’s happening

    • Exactly!

    • Courtney

      This is my least favorite of her works. We had to sing it in chorus when I was in 4th or 5th grade.

      • Introspective

        OMG. this and the greatest love of all were the greatest thorns in my side as a grammar school chorus member.

        • Y’ALL! Some of us were adults when those songs hit the charts…

          • Introspective

            tee hee.

      • Saturnine

        My daughter sang this for her grammar school graduation and the entire chorus was SOBBING.

      • decormaven

        I didn’t want to hijack the thread on her preshow outfit, but this. Exactly. I love Bette’s body of work, but “Wind Beneath My Wings” is my least favorite song from her catalog. It was overplayed and overperformed by too many people who couldn’t match the original performance. I would have loved something more nuanced from her at the Oscars, but the producers called the shot. I consoled myself by replaying her performance of “One More For the Road” from Johnny Carson’s last show, now captured on YouTube. That makes me tear up every time.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I was kind of hoping we were done with that song in the 80s after the hooker sang it to her pimp on Days of Our Lives.

      • decormaven

        Snap!!!

      • You are making that up!

        • PastryGoddess

          I actually don’t think she is.

        • ThaliaMenninger

          I am not! Charlotte Ross’s character sang it to her pimp. She had a day job as a chanteuse at the club.

    • another_laura

      Of course, because they were all “heroes” dontcha know. Oy!

    • Aurora Leigh

      God, I would have thought they could have updated the instrumentation at least.

    • alula_auburn

      I just recently saw “Krusty Gets Kancelled” so I keep hearing Krusty in my head.

      That said, I find her current range less exhausting for this song than when she was younger.

      • Introspective

        crying over here as a fellow simpsons fan.

      • kerryev

        The Simpsons were what finally got me to watch the last hour of the show (in Tivo time). I was virtuously studying, just coming out to ffwd through the coverage every half hour, but eventually the Stonecutters’ song about rigging every Oscar night was all I could think.

    • matildarf

      +1000… oh no. too late. dammit.
      Bette, you’re better than this.

    • EveEve

      I feel bad for Bette Midler. She didn’t deserve that dress, or that song, or that arrangement. She is so fabulous and she looked as though she’d had all the life sucked out of her.

  • MilaXX

    Love Bette, but she didn’t do a good job on that song.

    • Introspective

      nope. not even a little bit. girl was stressing the shit outta her vocal chords for little results in the end.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      When I was a young pre-gay, I wished that I could sing as well as Bette Midler. As a middle aged man, I’m horrified to discover my dream has come true.

      • DeTrop

        This is the best remark of the night. THANK YOU.

  • Frank_821

    I am pleased they include the less obvious people like Richard Matheson. I forgot Miss ulie Harris recently passed away. So many talented people

  • Courtney

    So who thinks it’s time for the obligatory “OMG how long is this show” joke when we come back from commercial?

  • Qitkat

    Well done, Miss Midler.

  • AnnaleighBelle

    Shallow moment here: Bette Middler’s skin looks amazing – her face, her neck, even her hands. How is that even possible? She doesn’t seem to have the pulled tight frozen look, either.

    • DeTrop

      That’s because she had ‘the work’ done well before this appearance. I saw her on The View right after some work and her face looked so tight, her eyes were like slits. Not a good look.

  • matildarf

    way to cut a diva off!

  • Well, dear BK’s. It’s been too, too marvelous! Enjoy your evening / morning! Mwah!

    • matildarf

      ‘Night Frank!

    • another_laura

      Mwah back at ya, frank!

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Turned into a pumpkin?

  • decormaven

    They better start giving out Red Bulls, because this one is going for the record books.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    I don’t care about Twitter. Please give out some major awards. *breaks down sobbing*

    • Courtney

      Goldie doesn’t have an envelope…

    • decormaven

      I feel like a hostage.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        It’s like we’re Captain Phillips, trapped in the lifeboat. WHERE ARE THE SEALS TO RESCUE US?

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          I am the captain now-we are not giving out any more awards until I say so!

      • Saturnine

        Stockholm syndrome, without the affection.

    • another_laura

      There, there, Daisy, have another martini.

  • decormaven

    They broke Twitter. Oh vey.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    If you haven’t seen “Philomenia,” it’s so worth it. Judi and Steve are great together.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      They are-and that film is absolutely heartbreaking, infuriating, and humbling-and funny

  • Pennymac

    How can you not luv Goldie? She just stays weirdly forever adorable.

  • Adelaidey

    Awww, Goldie Hawn’s dress matches Kate Hudson’s!

  • another_laura

    Oh my freaking god Goldie ,,,, scary

    • sagecreek

      She finally crossed the “too much surgery” line, didn’t she? So sad.

      • Introspective

        as in dont even try to blink boo. it aint gonna happen.

    • DagnyReardon

      Cat Woman

      • Daisy Buchanan

        Joyce Wildenstein?

  • marlie

    No shade (seriously), but why is Goldie presenting an award?

  • Aurora Leigh

    What is on John Travolta’s head?

  • Sobaika

    John Travolta is terrifying.

  • Saturnine

    It is 11:00 EST. Two major awards have been given out. Will this go into the wee hours?

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I’m guessing 12:15 a.m.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    What crawled onto John Travolta’s head?

  • Introspective

    i think john travolta has earned the right to be called lady clairol too.

    • Pennymac

      You guys really need to stop being witty. Its keeping me from giving up and going to bed.

      • decormaven

        Solidarity! Onward into the breach.

      • Courtney

        You can’t quit on us NOW.

  • PastryGoddess

    WHY. DON’T.THEY.HAVE.ENVELOPES

    Whhhyyyyyy

    • Daisy Buchanan

      This is the awards show version of being on the rack.

  • DagnyReardon

    It’s been fun kittens, but I must take leave with my snark. Until tomorrow.

  • marlie

    SO. MANY. TRAVOLTA. JOKES.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    What is wrong with Idina Menzel? She sounds wretched.

    • sagecreek

      Maybe she’s sleepy.

    • PastryGoddess

      Ok so I’m not the only one who thinks so.

      She sounds terrified

    • Courtney

      She didn’t get any of the pizza. Low blood sugar.

    • Introspective

      shouty as all hell. its like girl, you have a mic. calm down.

    • SRQkitten

      Why did she change out of that lovely green dress? What is up with that?

    • marlie

      Apprently, this is “Adele Dazim.” At least, that’s how Travolta butchered her name.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        Ah, that explains it. Understudy Adele Dazim went on when Idina got the flu, so they all applauded the plucky understudy, even though she was terrible, because, you know, she was plucky.

        • AlmostClassy

          She’s already gotten a Twitter account

    • decormaven

      Not her best performance. Pity.

    • Nikko Viquiera

      I did a youtube marathon of Idina’s live performances and she sounds consistently bad. Maybe it’s overconfidence. I don’t know.

  • another_laura

    I know he’s not the brightest bulb, but he really should have practiced the poor woman’s name.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Seriously. What was that coming out of his mouth?

      • MilaXX

        I thought some beside Indina was singing cause no way were the syllables coming out his mouth even close to her name.

        • Daisy Buchanan

          Same!!!

    • I know – I knew he was talking about Idina Mendel, but what the hell did he say because it wasn’t her name.

    • alula_auburn

      I couldn’t even tell what he said. Adelina Malnzlio?

  • PastryGoddess

    Girl you did NOT hit that note

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Everyone, let us all say thanks the the fifth song was disqualified. Of course, we haven’t made it to the fourth yet (unless I dozed off and missed it).

  • Courtney

    ENVELOPES!!!

  • PastryGoddess

    It’s an envelope miracle

  • decormaven

    Yep, think a lot of things are blowing now.

    • Pennymac

      So much blowing.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        “Let It Blow”?

        • PastryGoddess

          HA!

        • Pennymac

          Or do a lot of blow. It’ll give you energy to get thru this horrible affair.

          • Daisy Buchanan

            *laughs*

          • Courtney

            To quote the Animaniacs, “We’ll die trying. Or try dieing. Or do some tie-dying!”

          • another_laura

            It would take Wolf of Wall Street mountain of blow

      • AlmostClassy

        And sucking. Sucking hard.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        No wonder Travolta is there. (Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.)

        • Pennymac

          hahahahahahaaa!

        • PastryGoddess

          cannot breathe…stop…hahahaha

    • Qitkat

      You guys! This is why I’m staying with you.

    • Frank_821

      Sadly in those 60 seconds Jamie was funnier than Ellen all night

      • PastryGoddess

        TRUTH

  • MilaXX

    Just read that Lupita is only the 7th WOC to win and Oscar. I think the last one was Halle Berry, but don’t quote me on that bit.

    • Introspective

      i think you are right on the point about halle.

    • marlie

      Didn’t Octavia Spencer win?

      • Introspective

        right!! how could i forget! i think because i was trying to erase the help as a film entirely from my memory…

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Octavia!

    • PastryGoddess

      Halle
      Monique
      Octavia
      Lupita
      …I think that’s right

    • SRQkitten

      Didn’t Mo’nique win for Precious?

      • MilaXX

        Apparently I skipped a bunch

        • SRQkitten

          Your point is still valid, not enough WOC in roles that get Oscar love.

          I only remember Mo’nique cause that role was so tragic.

  • alula_auburn

    The set design is trying to blink out an SOS to be put out of its misery.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    I did fall asleep during one of the songs, ha ha. I thought we were only at three performed so far.

    • PastryGoddess

      the 2nd song was that one they performed sitting on the stage and whispering to each other

      • Daisy Buchanan

        That’s the one I forgot. Oy.

      • Trickytrisha

        The sound quality of the vocals has been abysmal.

      • PastryGoddess

        I just realized that was Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s. Still not sure why she was channeling Belle and Sebastian

  • decormaven

    Why is Jessica Biel giving out the music award?

    • Introspective

      why is she here is my question.

      • marlie

        Why is she ever there?

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Um. Her schedule was open? 🙂

    • another_laura

      She has the best publicist in the biz

  • Introspective

    sad for pharell and his hat. i loved happy the best.

  • Adelaidey

    EGOT!

  • alula_auburn

    LOL, I forgot EGOT is a real thing.

  • Qitkat

    That’s a big ass bow!

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    Bono, go finish your album now.

  • sagecreek

    Too twee.

  • MilaXX

    Okay the Frozen folks are cute!

    • Introspective

      love their genuine happiness. infectious spirit indeed.

    • Courtney

      Livened things up a bit.

    • Nikko Viquiera

      And the guy is from my home country! Shout out to all Filipinos! yay. But really, after months of overplaying that song, very well deserved.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    So we have: Original Screenplay, Adapted Screenplay, Actress, Actor, Director and PIcture left. Any thoughts on them getting those wrapped up by midnight?

    • Introspective

      unless hell starts to resemble the set of frozen, probably not.

    • Courtney

      I’m sure there’s at least one more clip montage and several pointless bits of audience hopping to go, too.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        It’s a tribute to anti-heroes! Heroic pizza deliverymen!

  • leahpapa

    Finall,y someone got Idina Menzel’s name right.

  • Saturnine

    OK. So what’s the accepted protocol for rousing guests that have fallen asleep on the (admittedly very comfortable) couch? I’m reaching the end.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Start making coffee. “Want a cup before you go?”

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Start blasting the score to “The Monuments Men.” It’s painfully bad and will send anyone running to escape it.

      • Saturnine

        Ha!

    • Trickytrisha

      Depends on whether you want them to come back or not. An accidental splash of water works.

    • PastryGoddess

      Pot and spoon…or cymbals

  • marlie

    According to the Twitterverse, they forgot Dennis Farina in the “in Memoriam.”

    • GillianHolroyd

      Adored him. How could they not include him??

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I repeat myself: if the producers had axed Pink, cut some of the supposedly funny bits by 50%, they could have expanded the In Memorian segment to include more people who deserved to be there.

  • MilaXX

    wait didn’t it come out that Chobani uses or used GMO’s?

  • lillyvonschtupp

    I got teary when Lupita won. All hail Queen Lupita! !!

  • Introspective

    kevin is SHADY BOOTS

  • AlmostClassy

    Jesus Christ, the pizza joke is not funny, stop trying to make fetch happen dammit

    • Introspective

      i think that’s the look on everyone’s faces. even the ones who ate from the pizza.

  • alula_auburn

    OMG please let this pizza bit die.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    OH MY GOD. More pizza idiocy. More time wasting. I AM GOING TO DIE.

  • Pennymac

    Toga, toga, toga…

  • Sobaika

    I <3 Kevin Spacey.

    • PastryGoddess

      He does bitchy so well

  • ThaliaMenninger

    By the way, I think Penelope looks lovely. The Regency thing suits her.

  • decormaven

    Somebody please stop the pizza bit. I love Ellen, but it’s waning fast.

  • PastryGoddess

    Yes to 12 years a slave

  • Frank_821

    Hey fellow BKs and PUFs. I’m siging out. My net feed can’t keep up with all the comments

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Take care, good night!

    • PastryGoddess

      Good night we will keep up the snark

  • For some reason all I want is for Penelope to say, “Look at my dress, isn’t it a confection?”

    • Trickytrisha

      Yeah, but you wouldn’t be able to understand her.

  • Introspective

    well deserved ridley. that dialogue was riveting.

  • Sobaika

    YES John Ridley! He was so eloquent and moving at the Spirit Awards.

    And he has a hot wife.

    • AnneElliot

      And his suit’s awesome. One of the best dressed of the night.

  • decormaven

    Yay for John Ridley!

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Yay for Spike!

    Glad he gets to be limited to :45 seconds so that we could get all those hilarious pizza bits in earlier.

  • Saturnine

    Well, I can’t remember enjoying an (otherwise boring) Oscar telecast more– thanks to all the BKs. Signing off; have a lovely evening everyone!

    • Introspective

      im staying the course. although i believe you are making the wiser choice by far.

      • Pennymac

        Agreed. I’ve already past the holy shit I’ll be tired in the morning point. whats an extra 30 minutes or so?

    • PastryGoddess

      It was lovely chatting with you. g’nite

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Even Ellen looks bored and miserable.

    • decormaven

      Send that woman a muffin basket. Whoever wrote these bits – truly cringe worthy.

      • PastryGoddess

        Hopefully not Bruce Vlanch

  • AlmostClassy

    Did Ellen prepare at all for this? Everything feels like she thought she’d just improv it so there’s no timing or actually written jokes

    • PastryGoddess

      she claims she did. I’m not so sure

    • another_laura

      Looks like they were relying too heavily on the pizza thing, which is A BOMB!!

  • Trickytrisha

    Yawn worthy so far, but I want some of Lupita’s lipgloss too. Anyone know the brand?

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I think way way way earlier someone posted info about her makeup person which might have had info about that. It was so many hours ago though.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I heard this morning it was Chanel Melodieuse.

  • Courtney

    I think I’m off to watch the last bit from the comfort of my bed. G’night to all the BKs who held out this long. It’s been a blast, even if the show was not.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Sweet dreams (hopefully not of pizza).

  • another_laura

    You know I actually like that the orchestra is playing so many lovely scores tonight. Very pretty music!

  • PastryGoddess

    *sigh* Sidney Poitier. I’m not ready for him to go just yet

  • Introspective

    sidney poitier is a presence.

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    Sidney Poitier is the definition of class.

  • another_laura

    Oh no Poitier is just too old now. I’m really sorry to be saying that but man….

    • somebody blonde

      He looks damn good for 87. I’ll be honest, I think he looks healthier than Bill Murray right now…

  • another_laura

    What? Cuaron?!?? Shocked

    • PastryGoddess

      Cuaron for Director
      12 years a slave for Best Picture

      • ThaliaMenninger

        I think so, too.

      • alula_auburn

        I hope so!

  • Pennymac

    Wow. I guess I’m going to have to see Gravity after all.

    • another_laura

      A lot of it is stupid but the visuals are amazing. Got to see it on the big screen.

      • golden_valley

        Dialog sucks; story is a bit trite, but you still gotta see it.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      It’s truly great, but it’s best seen in a theater in 3D, so you better hurry, it’s already VOD. However it’s still not 1/3 the movie Children of Men was.

      • Introspective

        children of men remains one of my favorite films period. im personally considering this a cumulative award for cuaron’s body of work, including that gem.

        gravity, w/all its technical merits, had little to no effect on me, while children of men, all these years later, still stays with me.

        • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

          Children of Men hasn’t aged a day. It should have won best picture and best director over Scorsese and the other nominated films/directors. It wasn’t just the best of 2007, I think it is one of the ten or twelve best films this century.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Try to see a bargain show-I paid full price and was distinctly underwhelmed.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Hopefully they won’t cut Cuaron off this time like they did during Editing.

    • golden_valley

      They probably knew he was going to get director, so it wasn’t a big deal to cut him for editing.

      • Daisy Buchanan

        I think I’d be okay with that if they hadn’t tormented us with this recurring pizza business.

        • sagecreek

          Not only was it annoying and cringe-worthy, but now I kinda want pizza. Those rat bastards.

          • Daisy Buchanan

            Send the bill for your order to Ellen 😉

  • decormaven

    Wow! Gravity got Best Director. Was pulling for McQueen.

    • SRQkitten

      Yes, am still hoping that 12 yrs will win best picture.

      • sagecreek

        Me too, but at this point it looks like a Gravity sweep.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I expected Cuaron to win-he’s won most best director awards this season.

  • lalagigi

    Yeah, Alfonso!

  • UsedtobeEP

    What did he just say? I was drifting when everyone laughed.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      “Did anyone understand why the host was delivering pizza?”

    • altalinda

      The wise guys at Warners. I mean, the wise people.

    • PastryGoddess

      Even he didn’t get the pizza joke

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Every time he talked about the wise people, I thought he said “white” people, and I was like, yep, that’s Hollywood.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    I know this is a big party for the industry, but if they had cut Pink’s massacre of “Somewhere over the Rainbow”, cut Ellen’s shtick by 50%, this show could have been over by now.

    • sagecreek

      And the meaningless montages. Don’t forget them.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Word- did the world really need another montage????????

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Yup, do what the BAFTAs do: Only montage is for those who passed, and other than that, it’s award after award. You don’t see Stephen Fry running around taking selfies with Prince William between categories.

      • PastryGoddess

        that..would actually be kind of cool

        • kittentoes

          I would actually watch that.

    • MsC

      I love Pink. And she should have nailed this song. But her lack of breathing control ruined her performance. She had to stop in awkward places to take a breath and it killed the phrasing/pace.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I’m sure Pink wanted to do her best for that song-it’s such an iconic number.

        • MsC

          Yep. That’s why I felt bad that I couldn’t love it. She has the voice for it and started out great.

  • PastryGoddess

    Dear Oscars,

    next year charge double the amount for commercials and have half as many. Then you can pay your host(s) enough money to give a damn and move this show along

    • ThaliaMenninger

      And for god’s sake, give Tina Fey and Amy Poehler the hosting gig.

  • Trickytrisha

    OMG DDL!

  • Pennymac

    Daniel Day Lewis. Sigh. I WILL find you……

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I just told Mr. B3 that Daniel is my other husband. He smiled.

  • lalagigi

    Cate for the win!

  • Pennymac

    Yay, Cate!

  • decormaven

    Yay Cate!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Very happy for Cate-she really inhabited Jasmine, and made that film worth watching.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    So far, in the clips for nominated actresses, we’ve seen Amy Adams doing a British accent when she’s American, Cate Blanchett being American when she’s Australian, and then there’s Meryl, pulling out the Okie. So maybe half the Oscar battle is doing an accent which is not yours.

    • AnneElliot

      Also Judi Dench with the Irish accent in Philomena.

  • Introspective

    love cate so much.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    According to the Washington Post alert, Best Actress went to “030214.” I take that to mean the intern in charge of push notifications fell asleep on his keyboard.

    • PastryGoddess

      even he is tired of this broadcast

    • Pennymac

      Epic!

    • decormaven

      He didn’t get any pizza.

  • Aurora Leigh

    THE WORLD IS ROUND, PEOPLE!

  • decormaven

    Yay! The world is round! Yes for women centered films.

  • Sobaika

    Meh. I love Cate Blanchett but this year’s pack of Lead Actress nominees wasn’t my favorite. Watching Cate was like watching a master technician at work, whereas Judy Dench just was.

    She gives a great speech though.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      Amen. I felt like the lone wolf on this category (and I thought the film had a lot of problems).

    • another_laura

      This year it was all about the guys, for sure.

  • SierraDelta

    Cate! Wonderful, witty, inclusive. I’ll even ignore her blah dress.

  • lalagigi

    I don’t usually love Matthew in films, but he deserves to win this.

  • PastryGoddess

    Da Fuq did her makeup

  • Introspective

    jennifer? is everything ok girl? why do you seem to have beef with people in the audience we cant see while youre on stage presenting at the OSCARS????

    girl bye.

    • another_laura

      Poor judgment, young lady. Go sit down..

    • Sunraya

      And she was talking during Matthew M’s speech. Either her fame as a goofball has gotten to her head or she drinks too much.

  • PastryGoddess

    Jennifer sit DOWN before you fall down

  • decormaven

    Yes! Party at the Moon Tower!

  • PastryGoddess

    Alright, Alright, Alright MMC

  • Sobaika

    Aww boo. I was really rooting for Chiwetel.

    Matthew had a spectacular year, for sure. Hope his speech reigns in the douche.

    • Pennymac

      Nope. The douche is strong with this one.

  • Pennymac

    Whew. Just one more, Best Picture, right? Longest night ever!

    • PastryGoddess

      I’m going to come out of this with PTSD

      • Daisy Buchanan

        You will be haunted by visions of giant, condom-like Oscars in your dreams.

        • PastryGoddess

          and the roses of flesh..or what ever the hell they are

          • kittentoes

            Alien orifices, waiting for unwary souls to take one more step back.

  • Aurora Leigh

    Matthew, get your pants hemmed.

  • Pennymac

    And here comes the doucheyness…

  • Ugh shut up Matthew.

    • He’s like the male version of Gwyneth Paltrow.

      • Lucía Gavello

        He should have said “IT CAME TRUE” at least Hattaway was obnoxious but didn’t go on FOREVER

        • Evan

          I like Hathaway, but actually she did kind of go on forever. Or what felt like forever anyway.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    “Charlie Laughton”? I mean… that seems a bit presumptive.

  • Introspective

    ok mcconathing has gone overboard on the crazy.

  • PastryGoddess

    My goodness he is orange. And that stage lighting isn’t helping

  • Aurora Leigh

    I like to imagine that MMC is actually Rusty Cohle.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Ellen, you’re three hours too late on speeding things up for us.

  • SRQkitten

    Last one….finally!

  • Pennymac

    Will Smith to save the world!

    • golden_valley

      Spill food on your tie, did you Will?

    • another_laura

      ‘Cause he’s a hero!

  • Sobaika

    #DoMe Will Smith.

  • Introspective

    fighting not to fall asleep~

  • Introspective

    OMG 12 Years!!!!! YAAAAASSSSSSS

  • MilaXX

    YES!!!!!!

  • another_laura

    The BKs called it !

  • PastryGoddess

    12 Years Wins!!! Woo Hoo

  • decormaven

    The agony was worth it! 12 Years!

    • Introspective

      indeed. it was like a shot of coffee to hear that the right film won!!!

  • Sobaika

    12 YEARS! 12 YEARS!!! I am so happy. The Academy got this right. YESS. YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      So, so happy that 12 Years took Best Picture-it was my personal favorite of the movies I saw this year, along with Fruitvale Station.

  • alula_auburn

    yay!

  • decormaven

    go McQueen!

  • Trickytrisha

    Woot!

  • Sobaika

    I want McQueen to get up there and TELL EM.

  • SRQkitten

    😀

    I have all women in my life and they’re all powerful. Love!

    • PastryGoddess

      Love that

  • another_laura

    It’s not even that late out here and I’ve got to sign off, too, my darlings! The clothes are coming out of the dryer and it’s an early night for me. Oh, look at him jumping up and down, so cute!!!!

  • Introspective

    love mcqueen.

  • butterflysunita

    Lupita and 12 years too! Yay!

  • AlmostClassy

    Alright the torture is over. Thank you guys for enduring with me. Get some sleep!

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Our long national entertainment nightmare is over ….for another year. My heartfelt congrats to Steve McQueen and the cast of !2 Years.
      At B3 Central, the cat is now giving me the stinkeye, which means it’s time to give Lord Genghis his snack and turn in. G’night-it’s been fun!

      • Qitkat

        Ellen gave the Broncos a run for their money!

  • Introspective

    Farewell BKs- yall have been so great tonight. keeping me awake when ellen and the rest of this production just wouldnt…

  • Qitkat

    G’night all. Fun hanging out with you.

  • Daisy Buchanan

    Well, you guys have been a pleasure. The Oscars… let’s just say I can’t wait to read the reviews later today. Hope they’re half as funny as you have been 🙂

  • marlie

    Night, all! It’s been fun!

  • Aurora Leigh

    Goodnight all!

  • decormaven

    Thank you, dear ones! What a night- looking forward to the dear uncles’ take in the (later) am.

  • PastryGoddess

    Night ya’ll it’s been a blast hanging out with all of you. *smooches*

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Airkisses to all!

  • alula_auburn

    Good-night, all you fabulous people!

  • SRQkitten

    Heading to bed now…finally! Thanks to all the bitter kittens who helped make this worth it to sticking it through to the end.

    Ciao!

  • Pennymac

    Goodnight Darling BKs! It was amazing! (Well, y’all were, anyway)

  • Trickytrisha

    Now, Darryl awaits….

    • Pennymac

      On demand tomorrow

  • MilaXX

    I think all my guesses were correct. I really should have placed a bet somewhere. I could have used the cash.

    • alyce1213

      Told ya. I was very accurate tonight too, but I think this year’s awards were easy to pick. No surprises for me.

    • EveEve

      It was the most predictable year ever. I suspect you wouldn’t have made much after things got divided up.

  • DuBey2

    Elie Saab: Great job on Pink’s ruby red gown! And I NOW am a Pink fan. What a perfect tribute to WofOz she did and the lovely footage of JG running behind her…

  • MilaXX

    Twitter has no chill, There’s an account for Adele Nalzeihm or whatever it was John Travolta called Indina Menzel

    • Daisy Buchanan

      I wish I could take credit for this, but I came across the best comment on Travolta’s screw-up on another site:

      “But I have to admit, that was a clever move by his publicists. Nothing dispels gay rumors more quickly than mispronouncing Idina Menzel’s name at the Oscars.”

  • Sobaika

    AMERICAN HUSTLE WON ZERO AWARDS, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!

    • demidaemon

      GLORY BE!

    • I can’t even tell you how happy I am about this particular outcome. I know a lot of people like JLaw but I just can’t with her, especially after that moment at the SAGs when I felt like the entire cast with the exception of Amy Adams were incredibly rude, egotistical and disrespectful in the press room. Hate to tell you guys but the media stuff is part of the job. You don’t get to walk out of the room (I’m looking at you Bradley Cooper) or make fun of the questions. Amy was the only one who acted with any class, and I have since felt like she is not a fan of the other cast members. I suspect if I am right, she will be very glad when the Hustle pole dance is over for good. 🙂

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I didn’t see or read about the cast of AH after the SAG awards. My reservations about AH were that Russell was just so in love with the characters that he and the cast created that he forgot about, or didn’t care that he didn’t have much of a plot. Lots of moments that must have been hugely fun for the actors to do, but I want a bit more from a film.

  • demidaemon

    Well, if I was abetting man, I would have made a lot of money tonight. My picks were as follows:

    Best Picture: 12 Years a Slave
    Best Actress: Cate Blanchett
    Best Actor: McCougnahottie
    Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto
    Best Supporting Actress: LUPITA

    So, I would have swept the big awards. GOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • Me too! All my picks were spot on.. 🙂

  • GinnyThePainter

    Award show writing teaches us that cliches about movies can stir our souls, invigorate our spirits and reflect the essence of what it means to be human. They make us laugh, cry, think, and in the end, they make us wonder why the fuck the Oscars can’t hire decent writers who have some original freaking thoughts.

    • unbornfawn

      touche

    • kittentoes

      Sometimes I feel like many of the people excitedly watching the Oscars prefer to have their thoughts clichéd, for easier digestion.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      “Award show writing teaches us that cliches about movies can stir our
      souls, invigorate our spirits and reflect the essence of what it means
      to be human….” If you’re male. Very, very male.

  • kittentoes

    I didn’t watch much. Was there any singing that was good, and not screeching or whispering?

    • Aurora Leigh

      No.

    • Shawn EH

      Yes, I thought all the musical numbers were great. Karen O, Pink, Idina Menzel (no matter how Travolta pronounces it) all did very charming, straightforward numbers with their great voices. Bette Midler did the memorial; maybe only the Pharrel number was sort of disposable.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Pharrell’s was the only one I wouldn’t mute if I had to watch the show again.

  • DeniseSchipani

    Heh. All my predicted picks were spot-on too,and I didn’t see a damn one of these movies (I don’t get out much; too much good TV and not enough good babysitters). I agree, though, that if i’d written that award-show script back in HIGH SCHOOL my amazing English teacher (RIP Ms. Richman) would have torn it up and thrown it back in my face.

  • Judy_J

    Does anyone know what happened to George Clooney? Not only was he absent, but he wasn’t even mentioned until the director of Gravity accepted his award. All the clips from the film just showed Sandra Bullock, too. Did he do something to offend? I just thought it odd.

    • Daisy Buchanan

      He didn’t really have any ponies in the race. “Gravity” wasn’t really ‘his’ film and “August: Osage County” wasn’t up for Best Picture (praise the lord).