Pairs Division: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in NYC

Posted on March 24, 2014

So we’re all “Enh. They’re such an odd couple. Boring and unusual at the same ti–JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WHAT IS THAT ON HIS HEAD?

 

 

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard leave their hotel in New York City.

Apparently, judging by his pants and hat, Johnny had to shoot his way out of that hotel to get to freedom. We’re sorry, but from a style perspective, he’s an ass. That hat is assy. The jeans are assy. The boots are assy. One nice coat does not make up for that much assiness.

And Amber, here’s some unasked-for advice: When your man is working that hard to keep the spotlight on him and away from you? Girl, you need to examine. “I think I’ll wear these items that make it look like I got run over by a train,” is not something unpretentious people ever say.

 


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