Pairs Division: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in NYC

Posted on March 24, 2014

So we’re all “Enh. They’re such an odd couple. Boring and unusual at the same ti–JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WHAT IS THAT ON HIS HEAD?

 

 

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard leave their hotel in New York City.

Apparently, judging by his pants and hat, Johnny had to shoot his way out of that hotel to get to freedom. We’re sorry, but from a style perspective, he’s an ass. That hat is assy. The jeans are assy. The boots are assy. One nice coat does not make up for that much assiness.

And Amber, here’s some unasked-for advice from your least-favorite imaginary uncles: When your man is working that hard to keep the spotlight on him and away from you? Girl, you need to examine. “I think I’ll wear these items that make it look like I got run over by a train,” is not something unpretentious people ever say.

 


[Photo Credit: JT/INFphoto.com]

    • RussellH88

      Maybe the hole is from when his brain decided to vacate his head and it just blew through the hat because it was in such a hurry?

      • Scimommy

        Must’ve been a small, small brain.

      • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

        I think it was the Fashion Police trying to catch him.

        • RussellH88

          That’s plausible, because at her age I doubt Joan Rivers can be a good shot.

          • demidaemon

            If her basketball skills are any sign, then no, probably not. She should of sent Kelley out on this one. Also, if his brain went out through his hat, it must have went in small pieces. Or perhaps he lost his walnut sized head brain and rear brain, like a dinosaur.

            I hate myself for comparing Depp to dinosaurs, which are just infinitely cooler than he is.

      • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

        Perhaps holes which were hurriedly chewed in order to allow proper ventilation and access to the tinfoil hat he’s wearing underneath.

      • Lilyana_F

        Lol, i love you for that comment! :D

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        At first glance, I thought it was a design (painted or otherwise) to make it look like a bear’s face. The big hole in the corner there is the nose…

    • @Biting Panda

      Oh for fucks sake. You can’t sign on to Pirates of the Caribbean Twelve – for the money!! – and then walk around affecting hobo chic. Fuck off, Wind Chime, I’m over you.

      • María José Benites Peralta

        Right? He is becoming a caricature of himself.

        • Sarah

          He done already became, sadly.

          • alyce1213

            Oh yeah, that ship has sailed.

      • demidaemon

        Joining Biting Panda’s club.

      • Wendi126

        Absofuckinglutely. He has his own island fully staffed and all that. I believe it’s called Douchechime Isle

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          hahahahaha

      • quiltrx

        I keep holding onto my faint glimmer of hope that he will somehow stop drinking his own persona Kool-Aid, drop this young thing that just makes him look (and probably feel) older, and just be Johnny again.

        • formerlyAnon

          I have not let go of the shreds of my fondness for him, either, but once they’re this deep into their midlife shenanigans, how many “civilians” ever go back to their pre-affectation personas? So I don’t hold out much hope for someone with his kind of money and sycophantic hangers-on.

    • Zuber

      I like the bag though!! Beautiful Color

    • imspinningaround

      That pose is 100% uncut “Am I expecting? I’ll never tell!”

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      Tsk. That was a perfectly decent hat before he let the moths get to it.
      I am so over Mr Depp.

      • Carleenml

        I think there’s a club membership forming for that group.

        • decormaven

          Awaiting the instructions for the secret handshake and a copy of the bylaws.

          • demidaemon

            I believe Biting Panda is the charter member.

        • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

          It doesn’t help that he looks like her dad.

    • Missy

      I’m just going to imagine that dragons were involved in the hat destruction. I blame Khaleesi.

    • Carleenml

      They look absolutely unreal. As in: as far from real people as can be. Phony. Schtick. Meh.

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      Herp Derp.

      • Kitten Mittons

        Herp: “Yer hert hers a herl in ert.”
        Derp: “Ehr knerw. Ert’s tertelly erhsome”
        Berf.

        • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

          Derp: Ders ers wer ther lertnerng ertered mer berdy ernd yer cern ser thert ert erxertered thur mer pernt lerg.

          • Kitten Mittons

            *snert*

            • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

              I am going to make myself a set of Herp and Derp dolls so that I can make them speak to each other in that voice.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Promise me you’ll YouTube it. Or invite me over.

            • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

              Pernky swerr.

            • Kitten Mittons

              OMG, I just thought of how easy it would be to make clothes for his doll, too!!!!!
              1. Sew tiny clothes
              2. Put them in the food processor
              3. Terrr Derrrrrr!!!!!!! Clerthes.

            • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

              I was going to let my chihuahua-cat-rat hybrid chew the clothes.

              Werr Lerr! Fershern!

            • Kitten Mittons

              “Werr Lerr” took me a minute, I have to admit. I’m dying, though.

              These phrases are going to become my staples from now on. Because Fershern.

            • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

              After I typed “Werr Lerr”, I thought it might not translate well. But I have great confidence in your ability to erdersternd mer wern nerberdy erlse cern.

            • Kitten Mittons

              “Ert’s lerk derlpherns ther wer we cermmernercerte.”

            • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

              Wer ernly nerd ther vewerl “e”. Wer herv erverled.

    • Carleenml

      “Girl, you need to examine” is becoming my newest favorite sentence.

      • Carleenml

        I just informed all my facebook girlfriends to be prepared to hear it when they do something I want to be all judgey about.

        • demidaemon

          I want to join you in stealing that statement.

          • artsites

            Me too, and I would add that “assy” is going to be a big part of those sentences as well.

            • demidaemon

              YES!

    • WendyD

      I want those jeans to actually be overalls. It would just make it all the more ridiculous.

      • Rhonda Shore

        Farmer windchime.

      • FrigidDiva

        Yes, with a long-sleeved thermal shirt that has holes as well.

    • Imasewsure

      Thank you for saying what I have been thinking for some time about the Depp… he’s an ass (or at least he portrays one for our benefit). Ugh

    • Judy_S

      He made a vow to dress from the dumpsters. Maybe it’s just for Lent.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      Amber Heard is dating Elmer McCurdy?

    • JauntyJohn

      I saw the hat and out of my mouth popped “Oh for God’s sake.”
      I could have forgiven the rest of it (maybe. probably.) but the hat?

      Bitch, please.

    • Gatto Nero

      He hired someone to go at the hat with an industrial cheese grater.
      And the jeans.
      And the shoes.
      And is that a huge rock she’s wearing on her left hand?

      • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

        They just had an engagement party, so I’ll take a guess and say that it’s her engagement ring.

        • Gatto Nero

          I’m so out of the loop. Thanks.

        • MilaXX

          and you just know she gonna pop out at least one kid to completely stake her claim.

          • @Biting Panda

            Insurance policy, pays out for life.

            • MilaXX

              *Nods*

            • Gatto Nero

              Grim.

            • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

              I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…

              (I feel very comfortable quoting Kanye, since I’ve recently learned that he has his finger on the pulse of culture and style.)

            • FrigidDiva

              Especially since he’s part of the most talked about couple on the planet (barf).

            • formerlyAnon

              To be charitable, it’s also the traditional way for the woman to attempt to cement a place in, if not his affections, at least his extremely extended family. It’s an anchor for emotional reasons, married or not.

            • @Biting Panda

              Mmmm hmmmm….

          • susan6

            I was wondering about that, with the hand placement over her stomach, but I’m guessing it’s just positioned there to show off the bag.

            • MilaXX

              I don’t she’s pregnant yet, but she will be. How soon depends on how soon the wedding is.

            • demidaemon

              “Soon” to me = probably never. Not that this will stop any pregnancy’s. He’s already being a jerkwad biphobic asshole to her, so I guess he’s finally decided to showcase that visually.

              Asshole.

            • alyce1213

              And the ring.

          • Gatto Nero

            I was thinking maybe sooner rather than later.

          • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

            Ernd wer sherll cerll ert Berby Berp.

        • FrigidDiva

          Are you serious? Oy, I really am over these two.

    • KT

      Totally agree. Loving this new adjective to describe him. Johnny Depp will now officially be known as, “Assy Elderly Gay Windchime” — please update your files accordingly, everyone.

    • Fraggle

      I just can’t stand him any longer. He’s ridiculous and pathetic. And the hat… yeah… holes on the top but otherwise clean and new looking? Please. What is it with rich dudes running around in a hobo style? Don’t get it and am over it. And for her… well… she’s so boring. So so boring. These shoes are unflattering.

      • MilaXX

        Everything about Johnny these days screams mid life crisis.

        • sojourneryouth

          I was literally about to type the same thing. He thinks he’s so edgy and offbeat, but he’s just another fortysomething Hollywood dude trying to cling to his youth with horrendous fashion choices and a younger fiancee. So totally NOT special!

          • MilaXX

            I think Johnny’s closer to the big 50.

            • sojourneryouth

              You’re right, he’s 50 now. How time flies. So this is even MORE pathetic!

    • Betsy

      How did someone who used to personify sexy, hot, cool and alternative plunge to the levels of gross, desperate, uncool and a joke so quickly? Maybe it wasn’t quick. Maybe I overlooked the gradualness of it. He now looks here like Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco. Ah… Remember how hot Johnny was in that?! Damn. It’s over.

      • RussellH88

        I don’t understand it either. If it didn’t look so affected, I could believe that he doesn’t really care that much about being in the public eye and he just wears what he wants. But it looks like she’s trying so hard to not care.

      • alyce1213

        It seemed to be a steady decline, in reverse proportion to his rising popular and financial successes.

      • lunchcoma

        I think the decline has been gradual, but that Vanessa kept him from going completely over the edge. Amber, on the other hand, isn’t going to bother speaking up about assy fashion choices when there are engagement rings to select and prenups to avoid signing.

    • Sarah

      He’s like Folk-Music Hobo Hamburglar. She is looking very Sensible Shoes Prim Teacher. Neither of them looks good.

      • kimmeister

        Except she’s walking on the wild side with Random Shoe Cutouts!

        • Sarah

          Ooh, good point. Didn’t see those totally superfluous cutouts.

    • lalahartma

      The dog got to it.

    • BettyManyFeet

      Was he painting a room and cleaned the brushes on his jeans before heading out to brunch?

    • Kate Andrews

      He is NOT marriage material, gurl. Of course, has he ever married anyone he’s been engaged to? Not Winona or Kate Moss, at least.

      • MilaXX

        THIS!!!

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        … or Jennifer Grey or Sherilyn Fenn. Jen must look at Clark Greg every day and thank her lucky stars.

        • sojourneryouth

          Yup! Clark Greg is stable, handsome, and actually looks like he has a home to return to at night.

        • KinoEye

          Apparently Sherilyn ended up with a nice guy, too. An IT consultant with whom she has one son. I’ll love her forever for Twin Peaks, so I’m glad she didn’t wind up with an ass clown like the Elderly Gay Newsboy Derp.

    • Anna

      When Assholes Are Getting Married: What to Wear When Promoting Your Engagement.

    • zenobar

      Is he wearing the Sorting Hat?

      • demidaemon

        The Sorting Hat is way more fashionable than this and also in much better condition.

        • zenobar

          True. But, there is a decidedly grumpy face at the crown of this hat. In all fairness it’s probably more like Cousin of the Sorting Hat :)

          • demidaemon

            The hillbilly redneck thrice removed cousin, perhaps?

    • Jecca2244

      THAT BAG. please send to me.

    • Stella Zawistowski

      WHY did he go for “perfectly respectable” from eyebrows to calves and then “I just lost a bar fight” for the rest?

      • demidaemon

        See: assy.

    • Roz

      The burning question is, how did he effect this hat sitch? You just know he did it himself, all alone, with a cuticle scissors and his teeth. Then surprised her. by modeling it morosely as they dressed to go out. She is plotting her escape as we speak.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      It’s the Sorting Hat’s dickhead cousin.

    • Amber J

      Sigh. I used to love him so much but he’s just getting to be more and more of a douche. Maybe instead of cutting up my husband’s old ratty shirts for cleaning rags I should sell them to Mr. Depp for a nice bit of pocket change.

    • decormaven

      Is the hat the version of his personal teepee with smoke hole? The incongruity of those sad, tattered items against her mega-dollar handbag is too much. This couple is doomed before they have even started. All signs point to yes.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      IT HAS A FACE

      THE HAT HAS COME ALIVE

      • mrspotts66

        right?! i absolutely saw a face. damn hat.

      • alyce1213

        I thought it was intentional. Its is a face,

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        The hat is alive and it’s calling from inside the house!

    • mdcoon127

      Why has no one mentioned her assy shoes? seriously? great coat, bag and then there are the shoes…is she so concerned about being taller?

    • MilaXX

      I used to love Johnny Depp and now he’s worked his way onto my irrational hate list. That hate and those jeans are so intentionally bad that it just screams douche and she screams douche by association.

      • sojourneryouth

        Completely agree. He’s been working my nerves with his twisted shit for a while, and she is just as bland an dry as unbuttered toast, but thinks she’s the next Angelina Jolie. I don’t get these two at all, and it makes me a bit ragey.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        I know. It’s been a pretty violent descent for me.

      • Coolekat

        Johnny Depp was smoking hot. Now not so much and it has nothing to do with his age.

        • MilaXX

          He and Lenny Kravitz are the same age and I used to think had the same sort of style & attitude. Yet Lenny somehow manages to come across as genuine whereas Johnny just screams fake.

          • KateShouldBeWorking

            Mmmm…Lenny Kravitz…

      • random_poster

        This. These two are on my irrational hate list as a couple. I know nothing about her, yet I find her terribly annoying. Him I still look at with hope for redemption…and that’s quickly waning.

        • demidaemon

          She’s…alright. Like a poor man’s Scalett Johansson (brutally butchered her name, no doubt). But he–as of late–just sets off every douche alarm. And, obviously, that is going to taint everyone in his sphere.

        • Chantal

          If I may… I will point out a few little reasons to despise miss Walmart Johanson..i mean Amber Heard.There is not a group of people this woman has yet to offend. First, she has every woman and gay man in the world super pissed that she so blatantly slept with a “married” man with two children and helped to destroy a family. If that were not enough. Prior to this offense. Amber played the gay card and “came out” at the Glad awards for a ton of publicity and then 2 seconds later dumped her girlfriend for Johnny Depp’s wallet and fame. Then she claimed she was BI, then she claimed she didn’t want to be labeled. So all the Gays, Bi’s and lesbians are pretty much hatin this bitch. Then she brags in several articles about her love, love, love of guns and how many she has. in this climate of mass shootings and violence, not a smart move. Then she brags, get this, brags about how much she just LOVES to shoot and kill animals! So we can add animal lovers and vegetarians to the long list of people who despise her, Is there anyone that can offer a redeeming quality about this no talent, home wrecking, gold digging bimbo? Before anyone retorts I will add that she claims she is an ” artist” and “does not want to be a celebrity”. She says this in a magazine with the headline ‘Johnny Depp’s new Girl”. Oh and to add insult to that injury, That happened to be a French magazine. Any one wan’t to try to defend her?

    • kategs

      I looked at that hat and my dad has one exactly like it but then he wore it for 50 years in all sorts of weather. Fur felt breaks down. So I have a fond spot for it because of dad. The jeans are at best flat silly.l

    • JR Labrador

      Bonnie and Clod.

    • 3boysful

      Whatcha’ll said about Elderly Douchey Gay Wind Chime who seems to think those of us who aren’t stars walk around all holey and scuffed.

      Speaking of holy, I propose that Sister Amber is actually taking vows–except for the bright bag and cool shades, she could be the cute new nun at the convent.

      • PastryGoddess

        Dontcha mean hol-ey

        Thank you I’ll be here all week, I prefer surf and turf

    • PastryGoddess

      I can’t see due to the noxious cloud of douche emanating from my screen

    • Janet B

      Oh, how cute. His scarf goes with her bag.
      /sarcasm

      • Coolekat

        I did notice that they were all matchy.

    • Mismarker

      Hat and jeans stolen from The Walking Dead’s costume trailer.

    • Nancer

      I love her bag! Actually, she looks really cute. As for that old homeless guy she’s helping out, well, bless her heart.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        It’s really touching that Amber is so thoughtful, isn’t it?

        • Nancer

          Indeed, she’s a real humanitarian! :]

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            So when do Amber and Depp get their Vogue cover shoot?

            • decormaven

              Good call!

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              I’m waiting with baited breath!

            • Chantal

              Hopefully NEVER! Vogue is reserved for Vanessa Paradis!

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Let’s see, we have Kimye, and I think I’ve seen references to Heard and Depp as “Derp”. Hopefully Derp won’t be making a cover appearance on Vogue

    • Danielle

      That hat needs to be thrown back under whatever train he pulled it out from.

      • KinoEye

        Indiana Jones’s hat looked better after being blown around in the desert, trampled on by horses, rained on and stapled to Harrison Ford’s head. Seriously. I’ve seen video of him doing it. Apparently it was the best way he could think of to keep it on his head.

    • Kent Roby

      Trying way too hard to look bad is so much more “affected” than trying to look great, especially when you are rich enough to own continents. Ugh.

    • AzSportsGirl

      He has a #MonicaStain on that coat. I don’t even want to imagine.

    • Monabel

      Even the nice coat has schmutz by the bottom buttons. Name for a designer line?

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Even his “nice” coat has some schmutz (sp?) on it. Personally, I would not be seen with someone attired in that much assy wear. Amber’s bag is fabulous though.

    • frannyprof

      I’m so over these two.

    • nomoreprinces

      It’s the sorting hat over at Hipsters School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      Like a trust-fund hipster co-ed took her professor boyfriend to a Bonnie and Clyde party.

    • AmeliaEve

      In the celebrity headgear underground, Johnny’s fedora lost a fight with Pharrell’s Mountie hat. But the first rule of Hat Club is nobody talks about Hat Club.

      • @Biting Panda

        Bwahahahaaa!

    • rkdgal

      His outfit is so bad that it’s completely distracting us from a necessary conversation about the HOLE IN HER SHOE SIDE!! Well and chivalrously played, Señor Windchime, well played.

    • Loramir

      “Boring and unusual at the same time.”

      What’s happened is that they–particularly Johnny–try SO hard to be SO unusual all the time that it’s become predictable and boring. No one looks at Johnny and thinks “what a cool, edgy guy” anymore. Now we just look at him and sigh “there he goes AGAIN.” If your too-for-school I’m-so-edgy schtick just induces eyerolls, that’s probably a sign that it’s not actually that edgy or cool. Coolness is (or looks) effortless. When we can see exactly how hard you’re trying to be cool….you’re not.

      *sigh* I could care less about her, but I hate that Johnny has just become a caricature of himself.

      • http://batman-news.com boweryboy

        I couldn’t have said it better.

    • Vaniljekjeks

      I kinda miss the elderly gay windchime now…

    • MzzPants

      Let’s play ‘Raggedy Celebrity Shapes’. I see a face! A polar bear face! In the hat holes.
      I’d take the bag that twelve year old is carrying. Just sayin’.

    • LipstickForPigs

      GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYFFINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

    • KinoEye

      Hahahahahah, assy. Y’all are right. It reeks of ass. I nearly spat out my drink when I saw that sad excuse for a hat. And yeah, methinks this relationship is not going to work out very well, or for very long. Her shades are nice though.

    • SierraDelta

      Well, if the aim is to get us talking about them. . .

    • Trickytrisha

      I vote for a Jurka… the Johnny Depp version of a burka. Alternative spelling – Jerka.

    • Wendy

      His hat has a face!! Can’t unsee it. And the hat looks pissed…..

    • demidaemon

      It’s too bad. She’s probably the cutest she’s ever looked here and all I can see is “ASSY JD.” What happened to him?

    • paginatrix

      Didn’t he used to be really cute and dreamy? Now I worry about what he keeps in his basement.

      • Gatto Nero

        He was the anti-Brad.
        Now he’s just sad.

    • Alloy Jane

      I had no idea he was even divorced. Why does he look homeless? And will this go the way of TomKat? I’m sure AH is living some childhood fantasy right here.

      • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

        His only marriage ended in 1986…

        • Alloy Jane

          Then where do his children come from? Aren’t young children the excuse he uses for making so many shitty movies? Wasn’t he with some French lady and that’s why he lived in France? Am I thinking of some other celebrity?

          • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

            They were never married.

      • Gatto Nero

        He and Vanessa Paradis weren’t married. (But they were together 14 years.)

    • AlisonS

      In other news, I totally want her shoes. So there’s that.

    • Bozhi

      His coat is dirty and rumpled, but it does look like it is a nice coat.

    • Evan

      Johnny Depp is assy and the uncles are sassy.

    • luluransom

      It looks like a updated version of the Sorting Hat for aging douche bags.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        OK-we need to name the houses in which the aging douchebags will be sorted-Grumpledor, Wheezer are my candidates.

        • KinoEye

          Nice. I think you could probably leave Hufflepuff as is. It sounds like something an old person would say in disgust: “Oh, Hufflepuff! These kids and their newfangled contraptions.”

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            I was thinking pretty much the same thing about Hufflepuff-you phrased it so well!

    • Miss wks

      Jeez…you guys on your periods?

    • TRSTL

      Pharrell lost that hat pulling an all nighter in LA with newly single Robin Thicke…… Johnny found it in the dumpster he pissed behind this morning when stealing some homeless guys pants…….. Amber, gurl, you in danger!!

    • TheDivineMissAnn

      The rest of his clothes are a serious disservice to that coat, which is fab.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I’m hypothesizing that Johnny’s hat came from his role in “Public Enemy”-hence the holes. I like the coat, but Johnny, honey, you’re pushing 50, so it’s time to stop dressing like an overage adolescent.

      • Chantal

        To clarify, Depp will be 51 in a couple of months!

    • B_C_J

      He is a train wreck with regard to this look. Her coat is fabulous.

    • quiltrx

      Y’know, sometimes the puppy chews your hat, but you have hat-head already, so you can’t NOT wear it, right?
      I LOVE her bag. And I like that his scarf and her bag look like they’re friends in Blue Land.

    • formerlyAnon

      Are we sure he didn’t surprise Reese Witherspoon in a parking lot by attempting to snatch the hat from her head? Reese, who lets go of nothing until she no longer wants it, put up a fight with a clenched-jaw smile still on her face, only ceding him the headgear when she realized it had been ripped in the scuffle.

      It is hard work to have a midlife crisis when you’ve long been able to buy any toy and affect any bauble you wished.

    • icm

      Oh Johnny! hobo ‘s have better style

    • WittyCism

      Johnny’s new career as a comedian staaaaarts…. now!

    • tintashoopa

      He’s got some schmutz on his coat.

    • deb

      At a glance, I thought it was a Polar Bear face on his hat (which would have been weird, but fun). But alas.

    • FridaStaire

      Is Amber’s pregnancy pose deliberate?

    • R.A.

      They featured these photos on Lainey Gossip yesterday and drew a Criss Angel comparison and I thought GASP…. YES! How far the mighty have fallen….

      • KinoEye

        MIND FREAAAAAAAAAAAK!

        • R.A.

          Right?!?! I literally (Chris Traegar literally) cannot un-see it.

        • Chantal

          ‘Brain Rape”

    • Cathy S

      Both coats are very nice. That’s all I got.

    • Laura Poehlman

      I would like “I think I’ll wear these items that make it look like I got run over by a train,” is not something unpretentious people ever say.” to be the front of an official Tom & Lorenzo t-shirt please.

    • judybrowni

      When coming across some poor soul wearing a hat, jeans and boots like that, I offer him a dollar and the info on the services our town has available for the homeless.

      Shame on you, Johnny Depp: your hat has a mouth! And eyes!

    • cocohall

      This just makes me sad. And candidly a little worried for Miss Amber. Because your friend there is not really a picture of mental health, and you might want to reconsider joining into any legally binding agreements or procreating with him. I still will defend him as an actor – he has given some spectacular performances, but the number of roles that he has done where his character is truly strange does speak to something deeper, and perhaps troubling about Mr. Depp. And the fact that he never watches his films once they are done. And then he appears in public like he spent the last 48 hours listening to Thrift Shop on endless loop. But I just can’t hate him because “Finding Neverland.” Among others.

      • Gatto Nero

        I’m guessing that she thinks she’s hit the jackpot.
        Especially if they have a kid.

    • artsites

      “Boring and unusual at the same ti–”
      Yes, she’s boring and he’s unusual. Sadly, the boring seems to be taking the lead in this pairing. The fact that he would fall for the young pretty Barbie just puts the lie to all the “cool” that he used to seem… Sad. I used to be a fan. (Of his. She’s pretty, but meh.)

    • Sunraya

      I thought his dog got ahold of his hat and his jeans. He is an asshat. I like him, but this makes me like him less.

    • Sunraya

      Just looked her up, she is 4 years older than my son, who is 23, and if my son was dating someone Depp’s age, I would be very concerned about that older person. He has to be my age – over 50. Douche.

    • Fannie Wolston

      Bet his shirt is all slit and stabbed too and it really looks like he borrowed her scarf and her coat.

    • Vermona

      I am reminded of the fact that “Depp” is a pejorative noun in German, meaning “idiot,” “moron,” “douche,” “schmuck,” “jackass,” etc.

      • Gatto Nero

        Didn’t he say that himself on “Inside the Actors Studio” a few years back?

    • crabbylove

      That hat almost looks like it has eyes and a mouth. Maybe its like the sorting hat…

    • irielle

      One of his kids snipped his topper into the Sorting Hat!

      • LadyLuck777

        I immediately thought of the Sorting Hat’s dopier younger brother.

    • Wink

      Mr. Depp tries so hard to look like he doesn’t care.

    • Jen

      He wore that hat to a premiere of Pirates 4 and it had holes in it then, only they weren’t quite so conspicuous. Makes me wonder if he keeps it right next to his dog’s chew toys.