Huzzah! Sandy has thrown out her flat iron! Huzzah, we say!
Sandra Bullock attends the 86th Annual Academy Awards held at the Dolby theater in Hollywood, California in an Alexander McQueen dress accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.
Just look at that luxurious head of hair. So much better than the pin-straight center part she’s beaten to death in the past few years. And check out that dress. Is that a movie star dress or what? Love the midnight blue color as well as that enormous flounce, giving it some real shape. It seems like she was stuck on “slinky” for way too long. You can wear something with some shape to it and it won’t even make you look fat, Sandy! See? We hope to see more shape in your red carpet choices in the future. For now, you get a big ol’ “Attagirl” of encouragement. This may be our favorite Sandy look of all time.
And hey, if your first question is “Why isn’t this a WERQ?” just go ahead and call it one. It’s the Oscars. Everyone’s on their A game.
Oh, and if you’re the impatient type who can’t wait for all our posts to go up today, you can head on over to The Daily Beast to read our initial reactions to all the gowns.
And if you’re loving our Oscars red carpet bitchery, you might consider checking out our new book, darling! “A hilarious critique of celebrity culture,” they called it! We’re proud. And shameless.
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