Oscars 2014: Kerry Washington in Jason Wu

Posted on March 03, 2014

We wanted to love this, but we were tripped up by the color and shininess.

 

 

Kerry Washington attends the 86th Annual Academy Awards held at the Dolby theater in Hollywood, California in a custom Jason Wu dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Jennifer Meyer jewelry.

It seriously looks like sateen bedsheets she just pinned together. Which would be kind of hilariously awesome in a fuck-you-world, third-trimester-here kind of way, but we don’t think the effect was intentional.We do like the pin, though. And the drape and shape are lovely. Plus she gets all the points in the world for wearing those killer shoes at this stage in the game. But she’s wrinkled and satiny and that color isn’t doing great things for her. Makeup’s pretty but the hair looks a bit too complicated for its own good.

 

 

 

 

 

And if you’re loving our Oscars red carpet bitchery, you might consider checking out our new book, darling! “A hilarious critique of celebrity culture,” they called it! We’re proud. And shameless. 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Andrew Evans/PRPhotos.com]

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