Miley Cyrus in Miami

Posted on March 24, 2014

And then there’s Miley.

 

 

 

Miley Cyrus seen leaving the Cameo Nightclub after celebrating her “Bangerz” tour in Miami. Miley Cyrus is wearing an embellished  crop top paired with Rokit Recycled denim cut off hotpants, a Chanel bag and jewelry, a Cartier ‘Juste Un Clou’ bracelet, and Saint Laurent ‘Jane’ sandals.

Honestly, we’re not the kind of bitches who’ll rag on a gal (too much) while she’s leaving a nightclub after celebrating. Girl’s drunk and walking in 4-inch heels. At least pay her some respect for that. Of course, having handlers helps. We don’t actually mind the look. It’s venue-appropriate and it has a little style to it, at least. We wouldn’t call this chic no matter how drunk you got us, but it’s a more interesting version of “dressing for hot” than Elisabeth Moss’s, at least.

Oh, we’re so gonna hear it for that last part.

But really, the top is cute and this is one outfit that practically calls for some killer naked shoes. The shorts are awful of course; and the bag looks both sad and hilarious at the same time, but what the hell. She’s out for a night of fun and it looks like she found it. Can’t hate that.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Manuel Munoz, PacificCoastNews]

    • RussellH88

      I just keep thinking that it would look great on Rihanna.

      She does “I don’t give a good goddamn, but I’m going to look amazing” better than anyone.

      • butterflysunita

        Rihanna can carry just about anything off by sheer beauty and attitude. Miley thinks she can do the same, but can’t.

      • barbarienne

        I’m not sure even Rihanna could make that purse work with that outfit, but OTOH, I’m certain she wouldn’t pair that purse with that outfit.

        • Fuchaforever

          Word!

      • Evan

        Miley really needs to find her own style. Rihanna owns this look already and Miley just doesn’t have the attitude to pull it off.

    • @Biting Panda

      Panties should not be made from denim.

      • 3boysful

        And cost 20 pounds (what, like $35?) for 6 inches of denim. Back in the day, you young whippersnappers, we made them ourselves. For free.

        • suzq

          Actually, I was expecting a higher price.

          • 3boysful

            I was as well, but still. Use your old ones if you really want to recycle.

      • kimmeister

        I always squirm just imagining the chafing when I see her in these.

      • Jacob Bowen

        I definitely made my own last fall to see “Rocky Horror Picture Show”…and I definitely wore a similar top. I can’t imagine wearing them on a normal night out. Granted, Miley and I have different issues when wearing short-”shorts” but gosh, they are not comfortable.

        • StellaZafella

          Send pictures…

        • demidaemon

          So, who were you going as?

          • Jacob Bowen

            My drag alter-ego, Eunita Blowen.

            • demidaemon

              HAHAHAHAHA! Too perfect. Oh, how I miss the word play names of drag queens of yore.

            • Jacob Bowen

              The best part is that I’ve been teased and called, “Blowen” throughout my life (progressing from a mean way to a funny, friendly way) so it is my way of reclaiming the nickname for myself in a fun way.

            • demidaemon

              Cool.

      • melisaurus

        You’ve discovered her secret, yes she is a nevernude.

    • SewingSiren

      Why is her big toe so red? Did she step in/on something?Or is it cold?

      • shirab

        Maybe she wore red shoes w/ no socks and her feet got sweaty and the dye bled onto her toes?

      • 3boysful

        I thought she’d been making her own wine. Or perhaps that strap is tight and cutting off circulation.

      • alyce1213

        Maybe she was eating dyed pistachios with her feet.

      • kimmeister

        Her shins are also red, as if she got slightly sunburned. Maybe she was wearing peeptoes and just got her big toes sunburned?

        • SewingSiren

          Or carpet burn?

      • mjude

        I had to go back to look. LMFAO!

      • melisaurus

        Because too small shoes :(

    • deelup

      Rodeo Drive Hooker.

    • Caro_PassportandaToothbrush

      Is that Lindsay Lohan in the background?

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Looks like her!

      • alyce1213

        I think you’re right! I wonder who’s driving.

        • Wendi126

          If girl has two handlers with flashlights to walk and be protected no doubt a car and driver are waiting. Certainly she’s not driving and if that is Lohan behind her nobody’s giving her the keys

          • Kent Roby

            I bet the handler used the flashlight to check her pupils, then said, “Um, NO, Miss Cyrus; WE will drive you.”

      • MK03

        Whoever she is, she’s awfully upset about something.

        • alyce1213

          Upset? Looks like drunk laughing to me.

      • Brittany

        Here I was thinking that was drunk Kate Gosselin.

        • Nicole C

          I was in the Lindsay camp, but on second glance, you’re totally right!

    • alyce1213

      I pay money to see her navigate walking with that drunk face and those high shoes.

    • jw_ny

      her toes do not look happy! walking around a nightclub in those shoe…gross…I don’t care how high end it is, floors in clubs get nasty.

      the halter top is cute, and so is that tiny bag she has hanging on her.

      • RL McGruder

        I was SO hoping that I wasn’t the only one singing that!

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      The top is really cute for someone that age/size/degree of soberness.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      2″ more on the shorts (on the legs, not the waistband) and I would have no problem at all with this for Miami nightclubs.

      • jtabz

        Any inches at all, really.

    • B_C_J

      I like this outfit given that it’s in the context of a nightclub. She’s young & she has gorgeous legs. Enjoy it because all too soon it’s gone.

      • Let it out

        Yeah, I think it’s really cute. It’s right in her wheelhouse (smutty yet borderline chic), and I think people are blinded to the fact that whomever is dressing her (and for all we know, she is) understands her proportions perfectly. This is a rare, rare thing and should be commended. Also, those legs.

      • Kent Roby

        I’d never realized until now that she is blessed with Barbie legs.

    • Danielle

      THE CRAP SHE PAIRS CHANEL WITH UGH IT’S A TRAVESTY

      • Courtenay P

        well to be fair, that Chanel bag is hiddy.

        • Danielle

          It’s totally hiddy, but I want it because reasons

    • butterflysunita

      It would be a fun look for clubbing except for the cut-off jean shorts, which hurt my eyes.

    • nannypoo

      If you call dressing like a hooker and tottering around drunk on too-high heels a night of fun then, yeah, hilarity ensues.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        She’s walking out, not falling or being thrown so that is a plus. If, in the morning, she doesn’t have a broken ankle and does have all her possessions (possibly with a larger credit card bill than she expected), then it can be chalked up as a fun night.

        • Dam_Angel

          I am not a fan, but she has great legs! And good for her to let others help her walk and drive when she is partying hard! I have never understood why celebrities get so many DUIs when they can afford a limo.

        • Hrfe

          She is being escorted by someone who works in the club though (mini-flashlight)

          • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

            Good spot!

    • MK03

      I saw those shoes in black at Nordstrom Rack yesterday. And I would have bought them if they hadn’t been $190 on clearance.

    • formerlyAnon

      My memory of Miami is out of date and of a different demographic than that with which I imagine Ms. Cyrus goes clubbing.

      But this is eerily appropriate. The only misstep is that the shorts are a tad too distressed, and it may be different today, and/or for the rich & young at play.

      (I might could wear higher heels out if I had handlers. Wonder how that costs out?)

      • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

        I’ve always felt that Miley probably gets too much fashion advice from her mother. Outdated, trashy, and very 90s (remember her spandex bike-short phase?) She dresses like a hair-metal video skank who should be writhing on the hood of Whitesnake’s car, and from what I understand that’s exactly the milieu from whence her mother came. A lot like the Lindsay/Dina dynamic.

        • demidaemon

          Well, her mom is her momager, so…

    • Lily

      Love the top and the shoes, and at least she kept her tongue in her mouth. Girl’s got gorgeous skin, so while she has it, I guess it’s the time to flaunt it. Otherwise, she bores me to no end.

      • Sarah

        Speaking of flaunting it, I hate those “shorts” but it is hard to fault someone with legs like that for wanting to show them off.

        • Grumpy Girl

          I just wanted them to be a skirt. I probably would not argue about it being very short(NOT a denim skirt, though). Cause I love the top, and her legs do look great, but the shorts are just too ugly for words. Than again, I should be glad they are shorts because short skirts + drunk = exposure of things left better unexposed to us.

        • @Biting Panda

          Her legs are amazing!!

    • PeggyOC

      I must say this top is just about perfect for clubbing. The shorts aren’t really raising the level, but they’re very her.

    • MilaXX

      That bag looks dirty like she fished it out the goodwill bin. I like the top, but everything else read trailer trash to me.

      • mjude

        to. damn. funny.!

    • WendyD

      I saw a rack of “high-waisted cut-off denim shorts” (that is what the sign said!) at TARGET this weekend and I wanted to die. I live in a college town and I fear what I’m going to start to see on the college girls once it warms up. I’d rather see leggings that aren’t pants any day.

      • Jessica Freeman

        And will be paired with Uggs to make sure the offending is at the highest level.

        • WendyD

          The Uggs were implied.

    • JauntyJohn

      LOL girlfriend is HAMMERED.
      I’m not impressed till you can walk drunk in heels on cobblestones. THAT’S some mad stripper-heels skillz.
      Cute outfit… oh, to be young, rich and have handlers… how do the rest of us even make it through the day?

      • Sophie

        I live in a town where the centre is entirely in cobblestone, you wouldn’t believe how many students (who should know better, since they live there) get their heels stuck there in a day. I really don’t know how they can risk it drunk and at night.

        • Sarah

          Me too! They will do it though. And their male counterparts almost unerringly have some form of cargo pants/shorts and a ballcap, with sneakers or loafers or something, while the girls are dressed to impress each other, with sky high heels and minis. So silly.

          • Sophie

            Guys in my region don’t wear ballcaps or shorts that often, they’ll just wear jeans and sneakers – that way, they can walk on the cobblestones and be warm!

      • alyce1213

        It’s nearly impossible sober, so . . .

      • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

        Heels/cobblestones are a tough combo on a good, sober day. When impaired? That’s a mighty high bar you set, JauntyJohn. :-) Any tips to share with the rest of us? (Please read this comment in a jaunty, good-natured way – which was my intent – not a screechy, critical way as I fear it sounds outside of my head.)

        • JauntyJohn

          Jaunty tone received! :-)
          Halloween in Laguna Beach. My friends and I would always park a few blocks up from the bars, and each year curse ourselves for forgetting the quaint cobblestone obstacle course between us and a night of revelry.
          The trip “to” we actually did pretty well. At no point did we have to shout “Girl down!”
          But the “from” section of the evening… let’s just say if we hadn’t found our own version of some big, strong handlers to help balance us, EVERY street was treacherous, regardless of pavement.

          Credit where due, Miley actually looks pretty solid on those spikes.

          • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

            LOL!

    • Jessica Freeman

      I…like…this…? Definite no on the shoes, but this is working for her.

    • snarkykitten

      NO.

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      I want some speculation on the lives of those handlers. They could probably sell quite a book, but perhaps they’re too professional/invested in their careers.

      • alyce1213

        They are paid well (and most likely signed an agreement) to be quiet.

    • TRSTL

      I would agree and give her an “Attagirl” except…… NO DAISY DUKES!! EVER!!! And, the ironic thing is, almost no upscale nightclub in Miami allows them past the door but I guess when you are Miley……. But, that top is adorable for clubbing.

      • jw_ny

        I was curious so I google imaged Cameo Nightclub Miami…looks like a fantastic place. Miley has more clothes on than many of the dancers/performers (hard to imagine huh? ;)) I’m no fan of daisy dukes, but I guess when you are Miley and have designer cut-offs on, it very well may be acceptable attire for that club.

    • RuthGo

      I basically like this, as you said, she’s a rich 21 year old with a hot body going out to a nightclub. I wish the shorts were a little longer, not for modesty (hahahahahaha!!!) but more for proportion.

    • Sarah

      That bag is so inappropriate for that outfit it’s making my head spin. And I think pic #2 explains how her right foot’s big toe got so red; i.e., she stepped on it her own self while pigeon-toeing around.

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      in the nicest most non judgemental way possible, this looks like she picked the whole outfit up at the goodwill in my hometown. I bet you $5.00 i could duplicate this look today with goodfill finds alone.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        You just know that this ensemble cost in the low four figures, at least, given the Chanel bag and the shoes.

    • Latin Buddy

      Does anyone else see A LOT of late 80s/early 90s Madonna during her Sean Penn era?

    • SierraDelta

      What happened to her poor big toe on her right foot?

      • Gatto Nero

        She probably stepped on it with the heel of her left foot.

        • SierraDelta

          Ya know, ordinarily I’d think that that would be pretty painful, but given how she looks in these photos, I doubt she’ll notice it for a while yet.

    • Clash D

      She has nice legs but those denim hotpants are way too short.

      My major quibble is the Chanel which looks it is made out of a soiled motel mattress. Yeech.

    • marlie

      For Miley, this is typical, AND actually appropriate. I really like the color of the shoes.

    • Sophie

      I’m mostly impressed you managed to identify one bracelet from the pile she has on her wrist. I don’t like the bag(s), hate the shorts and like the top and hair. She looks incredibly smug in that second picture.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      I can’t stop staring at the RED RED toe.

    • bayusc

      Her right big toe looks like it’s in epic amounts of pain…

    • 25or6to4

      A big ol’ NO to the outflit from me, but I’m sort of in awe of her legs.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      I imagine a night of fun is much better when you have handlers to help you walk out and escort you home. Except for the ratty shorts and sad little bag, I like this look. And it is refreshing to see hair without dark roots for a change.

    • JR Labrador

      Love the vagina-chafing shorts. They’re sooo her.

    • stubbornthoughts

      As a fellow woman, her insistence to wear shorts that must give her a full time wedgie/cameltoe one-two-punch is painful to see. It also gives the illusion that her ass is nearly in the center of her back.

      She’s always fresh faced, I’ll give her that.

    • SugarSnap108

      Well, the top is pretty cute and venue-appropriate. That’s all I’ve got…going back to the Obama ladies.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      Looking at pictures of this girl is giving me an online gynecology degree, whether I want it or not.

    • Rhonda Shore

      Stonerz,

    • Lori

      I’d be willing to give her this one if she wasn’t wearing those ratty cut-offs and carrying that stupid little purse.

    • Kim Elmore

      Ahhhhhh, the Cameo. The Sunday nights I spent there, Disco Inferno, in the late 80s…

    • rage_on_the_page

      Is that Miss Lohan in the background?

    • Alfred Cox

      I love this look, actually. Fun, exuberant and FUN. She’s going to a nightclub to get drunk and find some trade, not to the Oscars. I would wear this look in a heartbeat-minus that nasty bag-and I suspect many young, fun and ready for some college students would as well. Gon’ head n get it gurl!

    • Janet B

      Had a good laugh over her purse.

    • Judy_J

      I’m going to steal the assessment usually given to Lea Michele…..Of course. That Miley must have cases of Vagisil on hand at all times.

    • Carolyne

      The clothing is okay, but what’s with her face? Doesn’t she have a “normal look” she can call upon, instead of that weird pouty smile? Or do I need to allow it since she’s drunk?

    • MissFern

      Is that lady crying in the background?

    • Cheryl

      Trade the shoes for flip flops, and get rid of the purse and jewellery, tone the makeup way down, and it’s a cute hanging out at the beach outfit. I know it’s Miami, but it still looks cold to me.

    • jay

      I actually think she looks super cute except for those freaking diaper pants. If they were just short shorts I would love it.

    • Nika E

      She looks crazy. I know she was partying hard, dranking, smokin and whatnot. But this is exactly how she looked when she left the house. And no, just because she can walk in heels drunk is nothing to give her credit for. Also, I have never seen someone make Chanel seem as cheap as she does.

      • Tanagra

        Her Chanel bag looks like it has seen some traumatic times.

    • thesevenendless

      Is it just me, or is she wearing more/covering more skin in these pictures than when she was doing her daily “pole dancing” in the summer and fall?

    • Kent Roby

      Wow, Drunk Clubbing Miley looks cuter here than Poledance Shailene, in similar shorts. If that doesn’t make Shailene run to couture, nothing will.

    • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      I think she looks just fine. She’s in Florida…Miyami, for good griefs sake…AND it’s spring break! This is practically formal wear for Saturday night on South Beach. I live here; I know. Leave the girl alone…love the shoes, BTW..

    • Imasewsure

      Can’t hate. This is a cute club look and for once, I don’t hate the naked shoe

    • Betsy

      I’m sorry. Maybe I’m just getting old but this looks like a streetwalker get-up. It doesn’t read fun. It doesn’t read party and it certainly doesn’t read expensive or high fashion. Is it? Maybe I’m wrong? And by the way, I’m not trying to “shame” her or women. I shame Johnny Depp and Justin Bieber here too.

    • Roz

      God, I recognize Miley’s drunk face in thumbnail.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      For some reason, her expression reads as though she’s humming to herself. “Oh, I’m bringing home a baby bumble bee, won’t my mama be so proud of me…”

    • decormaven

      The top is cute, She is not walking the RC, she’s clubbing, and as others have mentioned, this is pretty standard wear for Miami clubs for this age bracket. While the shorts are a needle scratch for me, she’s got the legs for them. It won’t last long, dear, so enjoy it while it lasts.

    • Lilithcat

      Oh, god, and I’d thought we’d seen the last of Dukes of Hazzard fashion.

    • Trickytrisha

      Yeah, the top is cute, but to say she has style? Just because she has the money to buy (or be given) lovely clothes doesn’t mean she as enough *style* to put in a thimble. She’ll probably have to visit a gynecologist to have those shorts removed.

    • pookiesmom

      Girl looks WASTED. This is very much an “of course” Miley outfit for me.

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      Oh, is she still here? Still Backwoods Barbie, still a Beverly Hillbilly, still capital-B Boring.

    • KinoEye

      I’ll be nice and say she’s got great gams. Seriously, girl’s got legs for days. No comment for the rest.

    • Pennymac

      Well, she does have pretty legs….Thats all I got.

    • lobsterlen

      Got give her this I never looked that good drunk … even young. How did she manage not having her makeup smeared all over her face? That’s what always to me when I was drunk at the club.

    • http://kittysdrawings.com Esz

      I wouldn’t say she’s *drunk* really………………

    • demidaemon

      This is what I expect to see Adore Delano in on the runway in a future episode of RPDR.

    • Fuchaforever

      That little Chanel jean mini purse and those jean panties should be burned. They look pretty nasty.

    • Jean Beaton Leavitt

      She is young and looks cute, not too wasted to forget about the cameras. I give anyone not carrying a huge bag these days all my love.

    • dash1211

      “She’s out for a night of fun and it looks like she found it. Can’t hate that.”
      Oh, yes, I can.

    • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

      Hey, look. She has a figure that demands to be seen – at least while she has it. Let her rip, I say. But the big toe on her right foot is crying for help.

      • LambeeBaby

        Holy crumb that is a tortured tootsie! Yeah work that stuff while ya got it. AND MY SINCERE THANKS for keeping your tongue in your mouth.

    • http://sharialbert.com shazziz

      #hookerChic

    • MM4321

      Wonder what her asking price is?

    • prettybigkitty

      So close yet so far. This outfit would have been amazeballs if she had worn a pair of black cigarette pants instead of hoochie mama Daisy Dukes.

    • quiltrx

      Well. I’ve never seen a Chanel bag that looks like it was found in a dumpster, until now. And what is all that shit on her legs? Did she puke on herself? Feh.

      • Clash D

        Chanel is chanelling Zoolander this year. Derelicte!

    • Skippymom1

      The chile’ has some gorgeous legs. If you got it, flaunt it! I could live with out the too recycled Rockit shorts tho’.

    • nycfan

      If you have to carry more things than one hand can handle, your bag is too small, but it looks like a well-loved, oft-used bag, so I can let it slide. I think she looks like she had a blast. Her handlers are very handly, but I couldn’t walk in those shoes sober, so …

    • Hrfe

      Not appropriate for the venue. Girls don’t dress like that at clubs in Miami- or at least they shouldn’t. She wouldn’t get in if she wasn’t “Miley Cyrus” but there are worse injustices.

    • Peeve

      Wow, is she baked! But you’re right, gentlemen–amazing that she can walk out in those heels without killing herself. I can’t do that sober…

    • http://lifeshion.blogspot.com Fabiana Zalazar

      At least she has amazing legs.

    • anotherkate

      I agree. As I was scrolling down I thought to myself, “eh, she’s young, hot, and in Florida. Tacky IS appropriate.”

    • Terry Allen

      Absolutely stunning!

      Do your thang Miley!