Jake Gyllenhaal at the “Enemy” Madrid Premiere

Posted on March 21, 2014

Really now, Jake. You just should’ve walked out on the step and repeat carrying a hand-lettered sign that reads “IT’S FOR A ROLE.” Then again, if you walk around carrying a hand-lettered sign looking like this, people are likely to believe you’re offering to spit-clean their windshield for a quarter.

 

 

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Ooof. That is SO not your look, son. You can rock a beard, but the beard + the long hair seem to be more than you can handle.

If we were his pretend-stylists, we think we’d just go ahead and embrace the mountain man look. Put him in a Buffalo plaid suit for that lumberjack feel or put him in a fringed jacket for that ’70s rock band look. Use props! Hand him an axe! Or a guitar! An axe AND a guitar!  A guitar shaped like an axe!

You get the idea.

On the other hand, we could’ve just recommended that he actual style his hair with a little bit of product, brush that face-gopher, put on a tie and own the look. As it is, he almost looks embarrassed.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: GTRES/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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