This dress was always gonna be a tough sell to us, but the bridesmaid shoes just killed its chances.
It doesn’t help that they look like they’re torturing her feet. Is there perhaps an underlying tone to her happy facial expression? A subtle sense of “JESUS GOD MY FEET ARE ON FIRE,” perhaps? We sympathize, but that dress is still a problem. The shape is really awful on her. All kinds of droopy on a girl who’s the embodiment of the word “perky.” And that color just turns it into Grandma’s Crochet Project. This would look lovely as, say, a trivet cover, maybe. But a dress? All the perky in the world can’t save this one for us.
But go ahead. We have a feeling it’ll get some strong defense from the kittens. Sell it to us, darlings.
Bitter Kittens make the call:
IN! I love this look and now I’m going to tell you why!
OUT! Nailed it, T Lo! You guys are so smart. Can I touch your hair?
There was a surprisingly tight race when it came to Jennifer Connelly’s high end Frankendress. Way more Bitter Kittens than we could have predicted rallied to defend the look, pushing it ever-so-slightly into the IN column. Anti-Frankendress party members have vowed to come back even harder in the next vote.
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