IN or OUT: Emma Stone in Christian Dior at “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” Fan Event

Posted on March 28, 2014

This dress was always gonna be a tough sell to us, but the bridesmaid shoes just killed its chances.

 

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It doesn’t help that they look like they’re torturing her feet. Is there perhaps an underlying tone to her happy facial expression? A subtle sense of “JESUS GOD MY FEET ARE ON FIRE,” perhaps? We sympathize, but that dress is still a problem. The shape is really awful on her. All kinds of droopy on a girl who’s the embodiment of the word “perky.” And that color just turns it into Grandma’s Crochet Project. This would look lovely as, say, a trivet cover, maybe. But a dress? All the perky in the world can’t save this one for us.

But go ahead. We have a feeling it’ll get some strong defense from the kittens. Sell it to us, darlings.

 

 

Bitter Kittens make the call:

 

IN! I love this look and now I’m going to tell you why!

OUT! Nailed it, T Lo! You guys are so smart. Can I touch your hair?

 

 
There was a surprisingly tight race when it came to Jennifer Connelly’s high end Frankendress. Way more Bitter Kittens than we could have predicted rallied to defend the look, pushing it ever-so-slightly into the IN column. Anti-Frankendress party members have vowed to come back even harder in the next vote.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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