Red Carpet Rundown: “Game Of Thrones” Premiere Party

Line up, men and women of Westeros. We’re gonna do this all QUICK and JUDGEY.

Maisie Williams in Peter Jensen Pin

Acid yellow paired with off-white makes our eyes hurt. And kudos on the craft project coming out so well, but toilet paper skirts will always be a NO.

Jack Gleeson Pin

  And this is why you leave one jacket button undone. He could probably do with something a little more dramatic in terms of color. In fact, if it were up to us, grey would be off the menu for him.

Peter Dinklage Pin

 Always with the perfect tailoring. He routinely puts the rest of male Hollywood to shame on that front.

Gwendoline Christie in Giles Pin

 She looks THRILLED to wear makeup, a dress and heels in public. The dress is interesting, but it really doesn’t need that gigantic flounce.

Rory McCann Pin

The Hound cleans up well.

Nathalie Emmanuel Pin

 Okay. Well. Points for originality, we suppose. We’re not fans of ass capes.

Rose Leslie Pin

A dress made out of old foundation garments and luggage lining.

Alfie Allen Pin

 Nice color. Horrifyingly bad fit.

Sophie Turner in Peter Pilotto Pin

 Girl, that’s too much skirt for you to handle, your accessories look like they came out of a vending machine, and you matched your eyeshadow to your clothes, which kind of makes us twitchy.

Emilia Clarke in Donna Karan Pin

 Pretty, but the hem’s a skosh too long for her. We hate to be picky about this sort of thing, but a black pedi would’ve done a lot to complete the look.

Carice van Houten in Christian Dior Pin

 Very pretty, but we hate the Barbie shoes and belt.         [Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PRPhotos, Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images]

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