Felicity Jones in Erdem at the “Breathe In” Premiere

Posted on March 19, 2014

Someone explain to us what we’re looking at.

 

Felicity Jones attends the premiere of “Breathe In” in New York City in an Erdem jacquard dress accessorized with Forevermark jewelry.

Erdem Fall 2014 Collection

 

Because we’d swear this was a costume for an ice-dancing salute to oil slicks and environmental disasters.

What an awful shape. And those robot arms are making us cranky. Honey, was a gun held to your head by a crazed stylist or something?

 

 

[Photo Credit: Barket/Getty Images, IMAXtree]

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      “The Craft” on Ice

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        You win the internet today. :)

      • Lucía Gavello

        Count me IN.

    • alyce1213

      How do professional fashion designers get away with shit like this? It’s almost jokey.

    • Sarah

      Yer lookin’ at a recipe for hiddy, complete with nude sandal garnish. ‘Orrible.

    • hughman

      The Walk of Lame.

    • Noah

      See, I was thinking more “Alexis Carrington Crossover Episode on Dark Shadows.”

      • 3boysful

        For me, it’s what Elvira’s little sister wears until she’s grown up enough for a plunging v-neck gown.

    • Courtenay P

      these shoes are getting so, SO tired.

      • Stella Zawistowski

        Seriously. NO MAS NAKED SHOES.

      • Imasewsure

        Remember those tired spikey ones from last season? Boy I really miss those now….

      • Fanny_Trollope

        Those naked shoes are so boring. Because they basically aren’t shoes. They’re Sharpie lines. Buy a Sharpie and save yourselves a lot of money, red carpet people.

      • kimmeister

        So are the toes, from trying to stay in them.

    • mjude

      those goddamn shoes

    • @Biting Panda

      Honey, does Evangeline Lilly know that you’re going around, wearing her face?

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      Slutty Mary Queen of Scots.

      • Constant Reader

        My immediate reaction was Elizabethan Figure Skater. She sure is pretty, though.

      • ryenerman

        Mary Queen of Nots?

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      Cute head, Felicity, but fire everyone responsible for the rest.

    • Janet B

      Nothing attractive from neck to toes.

    • Susan Velazquez

      If people insist on wearing naked shoes can they at least get a pedi?

      • MilaXX

        and something other than beige polish

    • Kirstin McAulay

      Tudor android with oil issues

      • kimmeister

        I was definitely getting an android vibe from the coils.

      • Fuchaforever

        Yes!

    • decormaven

      Alopecia X homage?

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      That is one steaming pile of hideous.

    • marlie

      WOW that’s not her dress. I don’t know WHOSE dress that is, but it’s definitely not hers.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

      Her eye makeup is really pretty?

    • VicD

      Brocade sofa for a leather fetishist.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

      The Borgias Made Me Do It?

    • DagnyReardon

      It’s not fabric but the skin of some endangered species.

      • Kitten Mittons

        The Duck-Lipped Pleatherpus
        Distant cousin to the lacelot, coveted by stars for its black, lace-like skin.

    • mjmiller77

      Love her makeup, the hair needs a little flyaway control. But the dress – eek!

    • suzq

      I want to walk up to her and yank the skirt down. You would think that a heavy dress would weigh down a net top.

    • Imasewsure

      Pretty head, ugly dress, naked shoes… oh great… THAT shoe again….I hate it so much now that I can’t even rail against the dress… Thanks Felicity!

    • MilaXX

      FMO – mere humans should not try

    • sagecreek

      Her eyes look lovely.

      yeah, that’s all I got.

    • Trickytrisha

      Uh oh, I actually kinda like this. Lena Headey should check out the hair… this is how you do messy right.

      • MilaXX

        It’s the right face for a goth look as well.

    • Julie Ree

      Loser of a PR challenge where you get to rip the upholstery out of a some POS junkyard car and make a dress. Can’t think of what car I saw this in once upon a time, but this is an Oh GIrl No moment.

    • Jacob Bowen

      I’m sorry, but who thought, “Wow, sheer elbows with plastic telephone cord wrapped around them would look amazing!”????

      Wow. I already wanted to scream, “I’ve had it, officially” a la Detox, but this even FARTHER off the cliff.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Also, she’s sporting Walk of Shame hair and makeup.

      • MilaXX

        I thought hair and makeup was the best thing about this look.

        • ShaoLinKitten

          That’s damning with faint praise though.

          • MilaXX

            That wasn’t the intent. I really like the hair & makeup, it the dress I dislike.

    • kimmeister

      Whenever I see anyone named Felicity, I always expect to see Keri Russell. I have to stop doing that.

    • Pennymac

      Recycled bicycle tire for trim and black naugahyde upholstery skirt? Bad home perm hair? I cannot.

    • prisma

      I’ve had a crappy workweek that has kicked my ass but this post and comments are like a hug that tells me everything is going to be all right.

      • Sabin

        Sigh. Me too. Family, not work, but there is high therapeutic value to be found here.

    • PastryGoddess

      my eyes need bleach after looking at this fug

    • cocohall

      Someone went to a costume sale at the local community theater and found herself a bargain, didn’t she? Took it home, hacked off 3 feet of skirt, and called it a day. I’m all for re-cycling and up- cycling, etc. but one must draw the line.

    • BackseatDriver

      I am alone in this. I kinda like the edwardian space princess dress. She however, cannot carry it off.

    • quiltrx

      Obviously the one weird-textured fabric at Mood that PR alum Kimberley didn’t find.

    • Hetha Innis

      It looks like a burial gown.

    • formerlyAnon

      I kinda like it, if the hip-widening side flounces came off the skirt. And someone put her into some low heeled, take-no-prisoners, “I can take out a kneecap if I kick you with intent” boots. Kind of a fancy (or maybe older, like late 20s +) take on a certain genre of club wear. ETA: OR leave the skirt flounces, shorten the skirt a couple of inches, and put some kind of fancy bike shorts underneath – ending at least an inch below the skirt hem.)

    • ScarlettHarlot

      There’s something vaguely Blade Runner about it; I wish she had gone with the Sean Young makeup.

      • formerlyAnon

        You’re right. Oddly, I think it has as much to do with her head as the dress.

    • http://www.momforless.com/ Crystal

      That dress is the love child of Morticia Addams and Judy Jetson.

    • Sophie

      Great hair. I was expecting a long skirt to go with the shape on the top, and found myself disappointed.

    • SewingSiren

      Not only is it “ice dancer”, it’s lower tier ice dancer.

      • MarissaLG

        Ice dancer circa 1565.

    • conniemd

      Very strange outfit for Erdem, who looks great on Mary Dockerty (sp?)

    • OffToSeeHim

      See, I think it’s cute. I mean, the sleeves are awful of course, but I think the hair and makeup are right for it. And I like the shoes with it too. I have no credibility in this area!

    • MaggieMae

      Sigh. Sometimes I think they get convinced into wearing things they shouldn’t just because it’s such & such designer.

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      OY…just OY!

    • CatherineRhodes

      Hideous. And why is such a heavy garment paired with naked shoes?

    • Fuchaforever

      Kittens! She’s a character from Mel Brooks’ “Spaceballs”!!!! Princes Vespa’s mean little sister. The black sheep of the family in Planet Druidia…

    • SierraDelta

      “Danger, Will Robinson!”