Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on March 05, 2014

It’s Elton Johns BIG GAY TACKORAMA, darlings! It’s like Christmas morning for bitches like us! Let’s judge!

 

Britney Spears in Michael Costello

Former Project Runway crier alum Michael Costello has been getting his gowns on the backs of some major pop star ladies. Kudos to him. This looks appropiately glitzy for the Elton John party and for Brit.

Don’t like her as a redhead, though.

 

Colton Haynes

 Adorable, but the shoes are kind of silly. Pepe Le Pew loafers.

 

 

Kelly Osbourne in Romona Keveza

 Girl, That’s Not Your Dress. Didn’t like this look at all on her. It’s a nice enough dress but it made her look dowdy.

 

 

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

Adorbs.

 

 

Kelly Rowland in Ark&Co 

Kinda … not as fabulous as we’d hoped.

 

 

Sarah Hyland

 Cute, but too stiff and a little twee for the occasion.

 

 

Ashley Greene in Dsquared2

 Someone got lost on the way to a “Most Powerful Women in Hollywood” luncheon, it seems.

 

 

Joe Jonas

 The jacket’s cute, but it’s too small on you, son.

 

 

Vanessa Hudgens in Philosophy

 She brought a tank of saltwater with her in case she got dehydrated.

 

 

Whoopi Goldberg

Lady, you’re crazy.

 

 

Jason Landau and Cheyenne Jackson

Adorbs, Part 2: Hem those pants.

 

 

Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen

Not really loving the dress on her and that’s totally “I don’t feel like being here” hair.

 

 

Chace Crawford

Whatever happened to Chace Crawford?

The tux looks like a rental.

 

 

Laura Prepon

S’alright.

 

 

Heidi Klum in Versace

 She seems kind of over it. “Fine. Here are my tits in Versace. We done here?”

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]

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