• Andrew Schroeder

    I had no idea Noah and his family were so lily-white and pasty.

    • Sobaika

      Just like Jesus!

      • Nicholas

        And lo, Jesus spake thus: “Let whose who are without melanin be the first to star in a Hollywood movie”.

      • Glam Dixie

        And Santa!

        • Rand Ortega

          I love you.

          • Glam Dixie

            ;)

    • Danielle

      All that time on the ark, huddled in the lower deck, you know.

      • Andrew Schroeder

        With razors, of course.

        • H2olovngrl

          Stubble razors, a la Miami Vice.

  • @Biting Panda

    Well hello there, young man. You are a wee bit of grooming away from making my Hottie List.

    • Jacob Bowen

      See in the 3rd picture I see potential but the rest of them sort of scream “Macaulay Culkin” to me (and maybe just in smugness)

      • Aly

        yeah, Macaulay Culkin plus Chase Crawford. He looks very generic Hollywood person.

    • marlie

      This guy does absolutely nothing for me.

      • @Biting Panda

        Yeah, he’s not really anyone on my radar. But he’s cute enough here, and I can always appreciate nice hands, big blue eyes and a mischievous smile. He could buy me a drink, but after a few minutes of idle chat, I’d have to send him on his way.

        • formerlyAnon

          Thank-you for pointing out his hands. I was so busy averting my eyes from the beard (which clashes with, but does not ameliorate, his little-boy prettiness.) that I didn’t notice.

          They are lovely.

  • JasmineAM

    The thumbs up is awful, but he gets a pass because I’m just assuming he’s new to this red carpet thing. Loving the blue suit.

  • Glam Dixie

    I have no idea who this fellow is but he’s skeeving me out a little. I feel like I might get cooties if I get too close to the screen.

    • kmk05

      YES. But why are we having this visceral reaction? is it the neckbeard? The gelled hair? I can’t pinpoint it but I want a shower.

      • WendyD

        Give that suit back to Hiddles and GO AWAY. Ew!

        • kmk05

          This suit colour with Hiddles’ eyes. YUM.

          • eandh99

            Hiddles had a 3piece suit at Cannes last year in much this blue. That suit fit him perfectly, which is something Doggie here should start insisting on. Just because the colour flaters yours eyes doesn’t mean you pick the suit a size too small

          • kmk05

            It must also be said that Hiddles exudes many less douchey fumes.

      • Danielle

        The baby lips and the coy, cocked leg in the last picture. *recoils*

        • kmk05

          It’s also something in his expression. Just… Ew.

      • Hysterectomypants

        I feel like it has something to do with how manicured and pretty his face his, which combined with the scruffy neckbeard affectation just reads Baby-Faced Predator.

        • kmk05

          Older Macaulay Culkin style. But then, I feel bad, because it means ‘pretty’ people must always look wholesome and that’s a bit of a style cramper. But then, what else can you do if your face itself is preppy pretty?

  • Jacob Bowen

    I LOVE the color and the texture of this suit but something is missing…or maybe I’m getting some douche-wafts from him (ESPECIALLY that thumbs up…ugh).

    • Alyssa

      Agree with everything you said!

  • Nicholas

    I think Hugo Boss would prefer that you didn’t mention their name in conjunction with this get-up …

  • Capt. Renault

    Scruff or a beard. You can’t do both.

  • Beardslee

    Shave your neck, little boy!

    • jw_ny

      What’s funny about this is that he shaved the area just below his mouth, but left the scruff on the neck. Damn all those male celebs before him for leading him to believe this is acceptable/stylish!

  • jw_ny

    if you’re gonna be a star, then start acting like one….DEMAND that the clothes they send you suit your build and fit! …and shave the neck beard or bear the wrath of the BKs…:)

  • MilaXX

    He’s kind of pretty. I like that suit.

    • kimmeister

      I only recognize him because I remember thinking how pretty he was when he was doing the Romeo & Juliet pole dance with Hailee Steinfeld.

  • Jessica Freeman

    Ok they really are starting to blend together. I think we need some Joe Manganiello or Benny C. to break up the monotony.

    I do love the texture of the fabric, but the fit is atrocious.

  • David Kresner

    Boy George!

  • B_C_J

    Love the color of this suit. However I think the jacket is a tad short. He also has a great smile which is the best accessory

  • Errick Loyola

    He’s really pretty, and he’s quite a phenomenal actor. I still can’t forget his wonderful debut playing Boy George in that BBC drama. I think he’s a better model though. Loved his old ads for Burberry.

    And lose the neck beard. It’s hiding that amazing jawline, Dougie.

  • lunchcoma

    Who on earth is this person? He’s awfully pretty, even with the neckbeard.

    • kimmeister

      The last time he was featured on this site, it was for playing the part of Romeo.

  • Molly

    He is beautiful! But it looks like he’s wearing his little brother’s jacket.

  • Constant Reader

    I think my problem with this is he looks like a little boy on the way to church to be a ring-bearer at a wedding — from the perfectly parted and slicked hair to the whole “the suit fit 6 weeks ago but my, how he’s grown since then!” vibe of the outfit to the silly thumbs-up picture. It’s a creepy look for an adult (even a really young adult). The scruff is the only saving grace here. I can’t even believe I’m saying that, but it adds at least a little maturity.

  • decormaven

    He looks like he’s about to break into a tap dance routine.

  • Kirstin McAulay

    Please look at Chris Evans and SORT OUT THE BEARD… if that bit of scruff can be called a beard that is!

  • marlie

    His jacket is too small and he needs a shave. ETA: And he needs to fix the zipper on his pants.

  • Stefan Hurray

    Great suit -but whats with the F-U ring at the premier of Noah?

  • Chuck Barthelme

    Pasty white dudes cannot the unshaven look. Especially with neckbeard. 100% no. He looks douchetastic.

  • titaness25

    What is up with the pretty men trying their hardest to be scruffy machismen?
    And if you’re going to grow a beard, honestly I feel like you should commit fully to it. Mountainmen or nothing.

  • Imasewsure

    So are the hot guy Bible movies the new Jesus Rock? Are “the kids” as my mom used to call everyone under 50, going to go to these movies ’cause the boys are cute? Also love that they are as close to action heroes as they can make them without rewriting “the book.” YIPES

  • JynxTheCat

    huzzah. He’s pretty

  • quiltrx

    That certainly is a cheesy “young drug dealer on a primetime crime drama” beard. Get that off there. You seem pretty otherwise.
    And where is my Russ in all this Noah business?

  • Pterodactyl111

    The scruff doesn’t match the slicked hair. Either use less hair gel, or shave.

  • Tarquin

    LOVE the suit. HATE the shoes. ABHOR the dubious facial hair.

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    Where is his belt!?!

  • KT

    I feel like there might be a cute guy in there somewhere, but the terrible hair choices are really obscuring my assessment.