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Posted on March 14, 2014
Douglas Booth attends the premiere of “Noah” in Berlin, Germany in Hugo Boss.
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I had no idea Noah and his family were so lily-white and pasty.
Just like Jesus!
And lo, Jesus spake thus: “Let whose who are without melanin be the first to star in a Hollywood movie”.
I love you.
All that time on the ark, huddled in the lower deck, you know.
With razors, of course.
Stubble razors, a la Miami Vice.
Well hello there, young man. You are a wee bit of grooming away from making my Hottie List.
See in the 3rd picture I see potential but the rest of them sort of scream “Macaulay Culkin” to me (and maybe just in smugness)
yeah, Macaulay Culkin plus Chase Crawford. He looks very generic Hollywood person.
This guy does absolutely nothing for me.
Yeah, he’s not really anyone on my radar. But he’s cute enough here, and I can always appreciate nice hands, big blue eyes and a mischievous smile. He could buy me a drink, but after a few minutes of idle chat, I’d have to send him on his way.
Thank-you for pointing out his hands. I was so busy averting my eyes from the beard (which clashes with, but does not ameliorate, his little-boy prettiness.) that I didn’t notice.
They are lovely.
The thumbs up is awful, but he gets a pass because I’m just assuming he’s new to this red carpet thing. Loving the blue suit.
I have no idea who this fellow is but he’s skeeving me out a little. I feel like I might get cooties if I get too close to the screen.
YES. But why are we having this visceral reaction? is it the neckbeard? The gelled hair? I can’t pinpoint it but I want a shower.
Give that suit back to Hiddles and GO AWAY. Ew!
This suit colour with Hiddles’ eyes. YUM.
Hiddles had a 3piece suit at Cannes last year in much this blue. That suit fit him perfectly, which is something Doggie here should start insisting on. Just because the colour flaters yours eyes doesn’t mean you pick the suit a size too small
It must also be said that Hiddles exudes many less douchey fumes.
The baby lips and the coy, cocked leg in the last picture. *recoils*
It’s also something in his expression. Just… Ew.
I feel like it has something to do with how manicured and pretty his face his, which combined with the scruffy neckbeard affectation just reads Baby-Faced Predator.
Older Macaulay Culkin style. But then, I feel bad, because it means ‘pretty’ people must always look wholesome and that’s a bit of a style cramper. But then, what else can you do if your face itself is preppy pretty?
I LOVE the color and the texture of this suit but something is missing…or maybe I’m getting some douche-wafts from him (ESPECIALLY that thumbs up…ugh).
Agree with everything you said!
I think Hugo Boss would prefer that you didn’t mention their name in conjunction with this get-up …
Scruff or a beard. You can’t do both.
Shave your neck, little boy!
What’s funny about this is that he shaved the area just below his mouth, but left the scruff on the neck. Damn all those male celebs before him for leading him to believe this is acceptable/stylish!
if you’re gonna be a star, then start acting like one….DEMAND that the clothes they send you suit your build and fit! …and shave the neck beard or bear the wrath of the BKs…:)
He’s kind of pretty. I like that suit.
I only recognize him because I remember thinking how pretty he was when he was doing the Romeo & Juliet pole dance with Hailee Steinfeld.
Ok they really are starting to blend together. I think we need some Joe Manganiello or Benny C. to break up the monotony.
I do love the texture of the fabric, but the fit is atrocious.
Love the color of this suit. However I think the jacket is a tad short. He also has a great smile which is the best accessory
He’s really pretty, and he’s quite a phenomenal actor. I still can’t forget his wonderful debut playing Boy George in that BBC drama. I think he’s a better model though. Loved his old ads for Burberry.
And lose the neck beard. It’s hiding that amazing jawline, Dougie.
Who on earth is this person? He’s awfully pretty, even with the neckbeard.
The last time he was featured on this site, it was for playing the part of Romeo.
He is beautiful! But it looks like he’s wearing his little brother’s jacket.
I think my problem with this is he looks like a little boy on the way to church to be a ring-bearer at a wedding — from the perfectly parted and slicked hair to the whole “the suit fit 6 weeks ago but my, how he’s grown since then!” vibe of the outfit to the silly thumbs-up picture. It’s a creepy look for an adult (even a really young adult). The scruff is the only saving grace here. I can’t even believe I’m saying that, but it adds at least a little maturity.
He looks like he’s about to break into a tap dance routine.
Please look at Chris Evans and SORT OUT THE BEARD… if that bit of scruff can be called a beard that is!
His jacket is too small and he needs a shave. ETA: And he needs to fix the zipper on his pants.
Great suit -but whats with the F-U ring at the premier of Noah?
Pasty white dudes cannot the unshaven look. Especially with neckbeard. 100% no. He looks douchetastic.
What is up with the pretty men trying their hardest to be scruffy machismen?
And if you’re going to grow a beard, honestly I feel like you should commit fully to it. Mountainmen or nothing.
So are the hot guy Bible movies the new Jesus Rock? Are “the kids” as my mom used to call everyone under 50, going to go to these movies ’cause the boys are cute? Also love that they are as close to action heroes as they can make them without rewriting “the book.” YIPES
huzzah. He’s pretty
That certainly is a cheesy “young drug dealer on a primetime crime drama” beard. Get that off there. You seem pretty otherwise.
And where is my Russ in all this Noah business?
The scruff doesn’t match the slicked hair. Either use less hair gel, or shave.
LOVE the suit. HATE the shoes. ABHOR the dubious facial hair.
Where is his belt!?!
I feel like there might be a cute guy in there somewhere, but the terrible hair choices are really obscuring my assessment.