We has a SERIOUS sad.
“Orange is the New Black” star Laverne Cox attends the The Blonds After Party at Gilded Lily in New York City.
We don’t care how humble-braggy this sounds, we were all set to go to this party but opted to high-tail it out of New York at the last second last night, just ahead of the storm that has now deposited what looks like a gazillion inches of snow (Imaginary Editor’s note: This is an estimate.) outside the windows of T Lo Manor. We made the right decision, but we wept (Imaginary Editor’s note: This is a slight exaggeration.) when we saw these pictures. Believe it or not, we’re not starfuckers in the least and the most talking we ever do with the celebs at these events is to ask them to look at our phone while we take a picture for twitter. But we GUAR-OWN-TEE we’d have been doing neck rolls and finger snaps at Miss Laverne in this getup. Granted, she would have probably rolled her eyes and flipped her hair at our silly display (and rightly so), but we wouldn’t be able to restrain ourselves from telling her to WERQ THAT SHIT.
And then we would have quietly informed her that her clutch was all wrong.
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