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Posted on February 13, 2014
The Blonds Fall 2014 Collection
[Photo Credit: IMAXTree]
Tags: Fall 2014 Collections, NYFW, NYFW Fall 2014, Runway, The Blonds
HOLY BOOM! POW! Batman! Catwoman is FIERCE!
If they redid the 60s version of Batman with The Blonds as costume designers, I would so watch.
If they did then Batman would probably be wearing some sort of ass-less costume…which i wouldn’t object to, of course.
Especially if it were Christian Bale. Or put your ideal Batman here.
I want to see Val Kilmer play Batman again, but instead of being Val Kilmer, he’s Gay Perry from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang who is also Batman.
Upvoted for the reference to one of the best movies of last decade. I must confess that I don’t want to see Val Kilmer’s ass, though.
I want to see Gay Perry/Batman. It would make my life complete.
I don’t want to see Kilmer’s ass now, but if it were 1988? Yes please!
And I would also have Robert Downey Jr as Harry Lockhart as Robin. Can somebody make that happen?
Hell, I thought nipples on the Bat costume was cracky. The Blonds would turn that up to FUCK!!!!
Oh! Batman’s nipplegate was my favourite nipplegate, it tops Janet’s by a mile.
I like this . Crazy fun and well made .
I wish I had an occasion to wear #4 to…it would go great with the black leather trench coat I’ve been coveting since Matrix first came out.
FUN! FUN! FUN! It’s like they’ve designed costumes for the imaginary Catwoman movie playing in their heads.
The pink kitten dress with the full skirt made me snort with laughter—remember Michelle Pfeiffer spray painting her pink kitty sweatshirt in Batman Returns? LOVE IT!
And here I thought it was their interpretation of Delores Umbridge.
The Blonds are my Sunshine in this snow storm. Those arched eyebrows, cat coat, and blonde wigs are EVERYTHING.
“Sunshine in this snow storm” – yes, exactly that, well put!
I would actually be worried about one of the shoulder cat’s ears stabbing me through the head. On the upside, you could choreograph a fantastic fight scene where you kill someone by impaling them on your shoulder cat.
In the world of The Blonds, that would be “Death By Pussy”.
I’m pretty sure that is look #7.
Well, now I need a shoulder cat.
We all do.
Wait a minute – are you all saying you don’t have a shoulder cat?! Oh, wow. . .
Oh, just go on and make us look bad!
I was just wikisurfing Mortal Kombat and decided this would make a wonderful finishing move.
FINISH HIM – MROWW!
As a cat person, I’m loving this homage to felines
Batshit crazy and I LOVE IT
It’s like an anime where Catwoman daylights as Nicki Minaj.
I love it.
I WANT THAT REAL BAD.
I see Rihanna in . . . well, everything.
She’ll have to fight Katy Perry for some of it.
and maybe Heidi?
I love every piece. I wish some lady stars would rock some of these on the RC. If Catwoman wears this outfit in the new Affleck shitshow, I might just be required to buy a ticket.
I love this. Great for stagewear and totally fun. Meeeooooowwww!
Fabulous, I love it.
It would be a waste of craziness (the good kind) if this isn’t used in someone’s stage show. Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, maybe even Miley. Someone needs to get on that.
I’m actually going to see Lady Gaga (I bought my brother tickets for Christmas) and I’m really hoping she pulls out the crazy.
Don’t worry, I saw her Monster Ball (and have tickets for this one) and if that was any preview, there will be TONS of CRAZY! It was an amazing concert and she is exactly the awesome performer that you would expect.
We’re going to see her in Pittsburgh, so I tried to get my brother to go to Sharon Needles and Alaska’s home bar, but he said he would be too afraid to go.
Awwww, that stinks! Alaska is no longer there, but my friends in Pittsburgh LOVE that place!
Don’t forget Nicki Minaj
Kitten with a whip, meow!
So. Much. FUN! After the SNOWMAGEDDONAPOCALYPSE at my house with the dreary grey, this is a day brightener! LOVE!!
As fun as The Blonds is, it always looks like high-end stripperwear. Which, I guess, isn’t that much different from stagewear, but still–these be super-sexy drag queen clothes. And I kind of love them for it.
How about the Blonds costume a Tarantino movie about…oh…I don’t know…a crew of High Drag Cat Burglars in a 70′s Grind house-style flick titled “Kitty Kitty Bang Bang”
Remake of Faster Pussycat Kill Kill?
You mind reader, you! ;>)
Love that movie!
I love it, especially if we include musical numbers and cast some of the best drag queens in the business.
There better be bedazzled chainsaws.
HA! “snort”…and…and…24 carat gold gilt sawed off shotguns! Let’s make this movie!
I would watch the shit out of that.
Carmen Carerra was there, I’m sure somewhere near the front row.
How apropos. She seems like the ideal client for The Blonds. Their woman, if you will.
Just saw that she was in the front row, with Amanda Lepore and Laverne Cox on either side of her. So it was CLEARLY a FABULOUS front row.
Ah man, I wish TLo had featured pictures of THAT.
More bitter kitten couture!! J’adore!!
It’s fabulous, but who’s buying their clothes?
I see it more as performance wear. I know Beyonce and Katy Perry have worn their stuff.
I definitely thought “Rihanna” for some of the minidresses.
I see some Gaga in there as well.
Male figure skaters.
I mean I wouldn’t mind wearing a jewel encrusted animal print jumpsuit to the grocery store, but not everyone can do so
Of course they can. Shoulders back, tits out and strut!
Cat woman couture! I’m almost ready to break out my purple glue stick and play in makeup!
Thank goodness we have The Blonds to fill some of the void left when Theirry Mugler stopped doing collections.
I have a dumb question…. How do they make money? While fabulously entertaining and awesome, how many people are actually buying… hot pink mirror-encrusted leotards with a fake cat around the shoulders??? Which presumably cost 50 kajillion dollars? It is a persistent mystery to me.
I’d say Miley’s people, Rihanna’s people and a lot of other edgy starlets would buy this stuff as stage wear… their boots, jackets and more “demure” pieces probably fly off the (upscale edgy) shelves as well.
They HAVE to cost 50 kajillion dollars precisely because their market is so small. A few sales have to bring in a lot of money, which is completely reasonable because they’re designing for a very small niche and those people have the cash.
Seriously, I speak from hearsay but: Usually, the people who can afford and do buy this, as is, we will never read about and they will wear it places we’ll never see.
Most of the ‘ideas’ get remade into costumes for really big stars (Last year this site featured a remade Blonds piece worn by JLo).
I love that bit of mystery.
I imagine some VIP Lounge in a dark Berlin sex dungeon.
“The Hunger”… with billionaires. :>0
But usually the people who can afford to buy get gifted (or loaned) the clothes.
I’m thinking the “Eyes Wide Shut” crowd.
Shoulder kitty needs a twitter account.
The first model is beyond fabulous.
I would have been dancing on my chair for this entire show. This is absolutely fabulous and fun. LOVE LOVE
Fun! And the point is?
All of these women should be wearing “Rape Cats” on their knuckles as jewelry….because that one dress definitely has some groping hands.
My outfits have been missing a shoulder-cat, all along!
To Blond Foo,
Thanks for everything!
I can’t imagine The Blondes going hyper-corporate but I’d love to see some pieces in the Miss Universe competition.
I could see Miss Costa Rica or Miss Puerto Rico in the third from the bottom one.
Mind = blown. Would love to see looks 1-3 and 6 on Grace Jones.
Crotch high pink suede boots. That’s all I ask.
Even if there weren’t sparkly shoulder cats and a Rocky Horror dress (sort of), I would be ecstatic because EYEBROWS.
can some one help me do my brows like that? kinda love the collection
I would not mind a bejeweled kitty upon my shoulder. Make it so!
Fun, fun, fun! And I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the purple catsuit (heh) with the lime jacket and pink boots is a bridge too far.
I love the print boots! In my world I can not wear them, but in an alternate superhero universe I could wear all of that. (with the exception of the yarn ball disaster at the bottom– did she get caught in an industrial accident?)
Katy Perry and Miley can fight each other for the stagewear, but the last look is all Beyonce (unless Rihanna gets there first.) More specifically, I can see Miley in the vandalized pink kitten coat, what with the ruined child schtick she’s been shilling. I love The Blonds. I’d love them even more if they sent me that Gotham-print suit-like ensemble.
GOD BLESS those fashion whores. love this show every year.
I’ll take all the coats and shoes, thanks.
The Blonds will never not be the best part of NYFW.
Fantastic. I wonder what my boss will say when I show up to a client meeting in the pink leotard.
Having worked with geek boys most of my adult life, I have to tell you that this collection is a geek boy’s wet dream of Evil Alien Space Babes. They could remake Queen of Outer Space right off of the runway without changing a thing. (And I really want a top with those sequined lips/teeth for my very own.)
Who doesn’t want a blinged out cat head on her shoulder? Otherwise, I’m speechless.
I see in the future, Catwoman starts her own gang of roving sexy space thieves. I would watch that movie.
There’s some cool stuff there for sure (I love the Catwoman costume), but it reminds of Thierry Mugler’s motorcycle corset collection. This may sound nutty, but I was more wowed by the Alice + Olivia stuff.
BRA-FUCKING-VO!!!!!! Now THAT’S what Im talking about! !!
Hella fun! If I were famous and as skinny as most showbiz people, I would totally want to wear that fabulous Gotham city skyline outfit. It’d be perfect for the Grammys or the MTV awards. I wish more celebs would take the risk with some of these, not just for shows.
Great fun. Manages to be decadent and adorable at the same time.
That pink knitted/crocheted wrap is the strangest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
Now I feel like less of a weirdo for walking around my house carrying my cat on my shoulder. He loves it, he purrs his little face off. Can you imagine if these sparkly ones had a hidden purring motor? Awesome.
I love that The Blonds’ brief is not to please or cater, but just to shut it the hell down. Blueprint for life, people.
Also kudos to some of the models to wear this and not collapse laughing. I could not maintain bitchface with a cathead on my shoulder. Not happening.
Why didn’t anybody wear their shit to the Grammy’s?
the metallic fairy-wing bodysuits (or something) are AMAZING and whimsical and i wish i could dress like an evil fairy queen every day.
Speaking as a cat lover — meeeeeOWWW!!! Fabulous.
That first umber and the coat need to go jump in my closet, NOW! Fabulous..
I LOVE THE CATS. How is it that no one ever did this before? AWESOME!
If I were a six-foot goddess, that entire pink look would be mine. My family would collapse into a mass grave from the shock.
So instead of having the real estate on one’s shoulders occupied by an angel and a devil, one can now have a single all-powerful cat?
This makes me think Ru Paul’s Drag Race, but maybe that’s because I’m so looking forward to this season!
Oh, the crazy! The Crazy! I love it!
ok, yes. LOVE. I have no idea how they make any money (since I don’t think I’ve ever seen any RTW or street or event-friendly pieces on anyone before) but I hope they never stop
I love the literal catsuit!
Me-Yowza! I’d probably keep bumping my face on the cat, though! Have The Blonds every judged Project Runway? They should. And Steffie, your fall stuff is here.
And to think….the other day I was trying to remember if we’d ever seen anyone at an event in The Blonds. I think I have my obvious answer. (Uncles, did you see the Barbie I linked to on your Facebook page?)
It makes me unreasonably happy that this exists.
I want to see Michelle Obama in one of these at some state dinner, but mostly just so we can all watch Michelle Malkin melt the fuck down.
Selyna Kyle goind drunk and doing drugs! hahahaa
God help me, I actually love much of this. The Blonds never disappoint. Please tell me that Katy Perry will wear that giant SMILE dress somewhere.
DYING!!! As much as I love DVF and DKNY for practical clothes, I can honestly say that if you told me I could only attend ONE show during Fashion Week, it would be this one.
Oh my goodness gracious sakes alive! They really know how to take a “theme” and run with it don’t they!?
I love the 3rd outfit in the group of small pictures at the bottom of the post–the Cat-Got-Into-Your-Knitting-Basket dress.
What the couture streetwalker will be wearing this year…
That first one just screams “autumn.”