The Blonds Fall 2014 Collection

Posted on February 13, 2014

The Blonds Fall 2014 Collection




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  • @Biting Panda

    HOLY BOOM! POW! Batman! Catwoman is FIERCE!

    • demidaemon

      If they redid the 60s version of Batman with The Blonds as costume designers, I would so watch.

      • Jacob Bowen

        If they did then Batman would probably be wearing some sort of ass-less costume…which i wouldn’t object to, of course.

        • demidaemon

          Especially if it were Christian Bale. Or put your ideal Batman here.

          • RussellH88

            I want to see Val Kilmer play Batman again, but instead of being Val Kilmer, he’s Gay Perry from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang who is also Batman.

          • filmcricket

            Upvoted for the reference to one of the best movies of last decade. I must confess that I don’t want to see Val Kilmer’s ass, though.

          • RussellH88

            I want to see Gay Perry/Batman. It would make my life complete.

          • veriance

            I don’t want to see Kilmer’s ass now, but if it were 1988? Yes please!

          • Josefina Madariaga Suárez


            And I would also have Robert Downey Jr as Harry Lockhart as Robin. Can somebody make that happen?

      • Rand Ortega

        Hell, I thought nipples on the Bat costume was cracky. The Blonds would turn that up to FUCK!!!!

        • Lucía Gavello

          Oh! Batman’s nipplegate was my favourite nipplegate, it tops Janet’s by a mile.

  • Blair Sylvester

    I like this . Crazy fun and well made .

  • Alyssa

    I wish I had an occasion to wear #4 to…it would go great with the black leather trench coat I’ve been coveting since Matrix first came out.

  • boweryboy

    FUN! FUN! FUN! It’s like they’ve designed costumes for the imaginary Catwoman movie playing in their heads.

    • tereliz

      The pink kitten dress with the full skirt made me snort with laughter—remember Michelle Pfeiffer spray painting her pink kitty sweatshirt in Batman Returns? LOVE IT!

      • Montavilla

        And here I thought it was their interpretation of Delores Umbridge.

  • The Blonds are my Sunshine in this snow storm. Those arched eyebrows, cat coat, and blonde wigs are EVERYTHING.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      “Sunshine in this snow storm” – yes, exactly that, well put!

  • I would actually be worried about one of the shoulder cat’s ears stabbing me through the head. On the upside, you could choreograph a fantastic fight scene where you kill someone by impaling them on your shoulder cat.

    • Kent Roby

      In the world of The Blonds, that would be “Death By Pussy”.

      • ConnieBV

        I’m pretty sure that is look #7.

    • zenobar

      Well, now I need a shoulder cat.

      • We all do.

        • BrooklynBomber

          Wait a minute – are you all saying you don’t have a shoulder cat?! Oh, wow. . .

          • NYCGlamourpuss

            Oh, just go on and make us look bad!

    • minervathena

      I was just wikisurfing Mortal Kombat and decided this would make a wonderful finishing move.


  • Nancer

    Whoah…. awesome!

  • Adrianna Grężak

    As a cat person, I’m loving this homage to felines

  • Danielle

    Batshit crazy and I LOVE IT

  • RussellH88

    It’s like an anime where Catwoman daylights as Nicki Minaj.

    I love it.

    • fursa_saida


  • Fanny_Trollope

    I see Rihanna in . . . well, everything.

    • Alyssa

      She’ll have to fight Katy Perry for some of it.

    • Dam_Angel

      and maybe Heidi?

  • JasmineAM

    I love every piece. I wish some lady stars would rock some of these on the RC. If Catwoman wears this outfit in the new Affleck shitshow, I might just be required to buy a ticket.

  • CeeRich

    I love this. Great for stagewear and totally fun. Meeeooooowwww!

  • Glam Dixie

    Fabulous, I love it.

  • marlie

    It would be a waste of craziness (the good kind) if this isn’t used in someone’s stage show. Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, maybe even Miley. Someone needs to get on that.

    • RussellH88

      I’m actually going to see Lady Gaga (I bought my brother tickets for Christmas) and I’m really hoping she pulls out the crazy.

      • Jacob Bowen

        Don’t worry, I saw her Monster Ball (and have tickets for this one) and if that was any preview, there will be TONS of CRAZY! It was an amazing concert and she is exactly the awesome performer that you would expect.

        • RussellH88

          We’re going to see her in Pittsburgh, so I tried to get my brother to go to Sharon Needles and Alaska’s home bar, but he said he would be too afraid to go.

          • Jacob Bowen

            Awwww, that stinks! Alaska is no longer there, but my friends in Pittsburgh LOVE that place!

    • colleenjanel

      Don’t forget Nicki Minaj

  • schadenfreudelicious

    Kitten with a whip, meow!

  • Pennymac

    So. Much. FUN! After the SNOWMAGEDDONAPOCALYPSE at my house with the dreary grey, this is a day brightener! LOVE!!

  • demidaemon

    As fun as The Blonds is, it always looks like high-end stripperwear. Which, I guess, isn’t that much different from stagewear, but still–these be super-sexy drag queen clothes. And I kind of love them for it.

    • StellaZafella

      How about the Blonds costume a Tarantino movie about…oh…I don’t know…a crew of High Drag Cat Burglars in a 70’s Grind house-style flick titled “Kitty Kitty Bang Bang”

      • Remake of Faster Pussycat Kill Kill?

        • StellaZafella

          You mind reader, you! ;>)

        • ballerinawithagun

          Love that movie!

      • demidaemon

        I love it, especially if we include musical numbers and cast some of the best drag queens in the business.

      • fursa_saida

        There better be bedazzled chainsaws.

        • StellaZafella

          HA! “snort”…and…and…24 carat gold gilt sawed off shotguns! Let’s make this movie!

      • filmcricket

        I would watch the shit out of that.

    • Jacob Bowen

      Carmen Carerra was there, I’m sure somewhere near the front row.

      • demidaemon

        How apropos. She seems like the ideal client for The Blonds. Their woman, if you will.

        • Jacob Bowen

          Just saw that she was in the front row, with Amanda Lepore and Laverne Cox on either side of her. So it was CLEARLY a FABULOUS front row.

          • demidaemon

            Ah man, I wish TLo had featured pictures of THAT.

  • ovarB

    More bitter kitten couture!! J’adore!!

  • PastryGoddess

    It’s fabulous, but who’s buying their clothes?

    • MilaXX

      I see it more as performance wear. I know Beyonce and Katy Perry have worn their stuff.

      • Jaeda Laurez

        I definitely thought “Rihanna” for some of the minidresses.

      • cmb92191

        I see some Gaga in there as well.

    • Kent Roby

      Male figure skaters.

    • PastryGoddess

      Ok thanks.

      I mean I wouldn’t mind wearing a jewel encrusted animal print jumpsuit to the grocery store, but not everyone can do so

      • Of course they can. Shoulders back, tits out and strut!

  • MilaXX

    Cat woman couture! I’m almost ready to break out my purple glue stick and play in makeup!

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  • Kent Roby

    Thank goodness we have The Blonds to fill some of the void left when Theirry Mugler stopped doing collections.

  • Noah

    No. Words.

  • Allie Carter

    I have a dumb question…. How do they make money? While fabulously entertaining and awesome, how many people are actually buying… hot pink mirror-encrusted leotards with a fake cat around the shoulders??? Which presumably cost 50 kajillion dollars? It is a persistent mystery to me.

    • Imasewsure

      I’d say Miley’s people, Rihanna’s people and a lot of other edgy starlets would buy this stuff as stage wear… their boots, jackets and more “demure” pieces probably fly off the (upscale edgy) shelves as well.

    • fursa_saida

      They HAVE to cost 50 kajillion dollars precisely because their market is so small. A few sales have to bring in a lot of money, which is completely reasonable because they’re designing for a very small niche and those people have the cash.

    • StellaZafella

      Seriously, I speak from hearsay but: Usually, the people who can afford and do buy this, as is, we will never read about and they will wear it places we’ll never see.

      Most of the ‘ideas’ get remade into costumes for really big stars (Last year this site featured a remade Blonds piece worn by JLo).

      • I love that bit of mystery.

      • Evan

        I imagine some VIP Lounge in a dark Berlin sex dungeon.

        • StellaZafella

          “The Hunger”… with billionaires. :>0

      • Lisa_Co

        But usually the people who can afford to buy get gifted (or loaned) the clothes.

    • Qitkat

      I’m thinking the “Eyes Wide Shut” crowd.

    • Sam Smith

      Shoulder kitty needs a twitter account.

  • joancarol

    The first model is beyond fabulous.

  • Imasewsure

    I would have been dancing on my chair for this entire show. This is absolutely fabulous and fun. LOVE LOVE

  • bertkeeter

    Fun! And the point is?

  • Jacob Bowen

    All of these women should be wearing “Rape Cats” on their knuckles as jewelry….because that one dress definitely has some groping hands.

  • understateddiva

    My outfits have been missing a shoulder-cat, all along!

  • tereliz

    To Blond Foo,
    Thanks for everything!
    Julie Newmar

  • KateShouldBeWorking

    I can’t imagine The Blondes going hyper-corporate but I’d love to see some pieces in the Miss Universe competition.

    • Anna

      I could see Miss Costa Rica or Miss Puerto Rico in the third from the bottom one.

  • Anna

    Mind = blown. Would love to see looks 1-3 and 6 on Grace Jones.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Crotch high pink suede boots. That’s all I ask.

  • fursa_saida

    Even if there weren’t sparkly shoulder cats and a Rocky Horror dress (sort of), I would be ecstatic because EYEBROWS.

  • mjude

    can some one help me do my brows like that? kinda love the collection

  • smayer

    I would not mind a bejeweled kitty upon my shoulder. Make it so!

  • Daisy Walker

    Fun, fun, fun! And I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the purple catsuit (heh) with the lime jacket and pink boots is a bridge too far.

  • cmb92191

    I love the print boots! In my world I can not wear them, but in an alternate superhero universe I could wear all of that. (with the exception of the yarn ball disaster at the bottom– did she get caught in an industrial accident?)

  • Katy Perry and Miley can fight each other for the stagewear, but the last look is all Beyonce (unless Rihanna gets there first.) More specifically, I can see Miley in the vandalized pink kitten coat, what with the ruined child schtick she’s been shilling. I love The Blonds. I’d love them even more if they sent me that Gotham-print suit-like ensemble.

  • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

    GOD BLESS those fashion whores. love this show every year.

  • hellkell

    I’ll take all the coats and shoes, thanks.

  • Henry Maler

    The Blonds will never not be the best part of NYFW.

  • Karen Tamarack

    Fantastic. I wonder what my boss will say when I show up to a client meeting in the pink leotard.

  • IMNAngryLiberal

    Having worked with geek boys most of my adult life, I have to tell you that this collection is a geek boy’s wet dream of Evil Alien Space Babes. They could remake Queen of Outer Space right off of the runway without changing a thing. (And I really want a top with those sequined lips/teeth for my very own.)

  • Trickytrisha

    Who doesn’t want a blinged out cat head on her shoulder? Otherwise, I’m speechless.

  • MarTeaNi

    I see in the future, Catwoman starts her own gang of roving sexy space thieves. I would watch that movie.

  • merciblahblah

    There’s some cool stuff there for sure (I love the Catwoman costume), but it reminds of Thierry Mugler’s motorcycle corset collection. This may sound nutty, but I was more wowed by the Alice + Olivia stuff.

  • lillyvonschtupp

    BRA-FUCKING-VO!!!!!! Now THAT’S what Im talking about! !!

  • editrixie

    Hella fun! If I were famous and as skinny as most showbiz people, I would totally want to wear that fabulous Gotham city skyline outfit. It’d be perfect for the Grammys or the MTV awards. I wish more celebs would take the risk with some of these, not just for shows.

  • alyce1213

    Great fun. Manages to be decadent and adorable at the same time.
    That pink knitted/crocheted wrap is the strangest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

  • kimmeister

    Now I feel like less of a weirdo for walking around my house carrying my cat on my shoulder. He loves it, he purrs his little face off. Can you imagine if these sparkly ones had a hidden purring motor? Awesome.

  • MissusBee

    I love that The Blonds’ brief is not to please or cater, but just to shut it the hell down. Blueprint for life, people.

    Also kudos to some of the models to wear this and not collapse laughing. I could not maintain bitchface with a cathead on my shoulder. Not happening.

  • ewes_urn_aim

    Why didn’t anybody wear their shit to the Grammy’s?

  • a_liking

    the metallic fairy-wing bodysuits (or something) are AMAZING and whimsical and i wish i could dress like an evil fairy queen every day.

  • LaSylphide

    Speaking as a cat lover — meeeeeOWWW!!! Fabulous.

  • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

    That first umber and the coat need to go jump in my closet, NOW! Fabulous..

  • Qitkat

    I LOVE THE CATS. How is it that no one ever did this before? AWESOME!

    If I were a six-foot goddess, that entire pink look would be mine. My family would collapse into a mass grave from the shock.

  • SierraDelta

    So instead of having the real estate on one’s shoulders occupied by an angel and a devil, one can now have a single all-powerful cat?

  • irielle

    This makes me think Ru Paul’s Drag Race, but maybe that’s because I’m so looking forward to this season!

  • lizajane1776

    Oh, the crazy! The Crazy! I love it!

  • Synnamin

    ok, yes. LOVE. I have no idea how they make any money (since I don’t think I’ve ever seen any RTW or street or event-friendly pieces on anyone before) but I hope they never stop

  • Susan Velazquez

    I love the literal catsuit!

  • Therese Bohn

    Me-Yowza! I’d probably keep bumping my face on the cat, though! Have The Blonds every judged Project Runway? They should. And Steffie, your fall stuff is here.

  • quiltrx

    And to think….the other day I was trying to remember if we’d ever seen anyone at an event in The Blonds. I think I have my obvious answer. (Uncles, did you see the Barbie I linked to on your Facebook page?)

  • icm

    pussy galore

  • It makes me unreasonably happy that this exists.

  • Dagney

    Chloe? Zosia?

  • pdquick

    I want to see Michelle Obama in one of these at some state dinner, but mostly just so we can all watch Michelle Malkin melt the fuck down.

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  • Diego!

    Selyna Kyle goind drunk and doing drugs! hahahaa

  • crash1212

    God help me, I actually love much of this. The Blonds never disappoint. Please tell me that Katy Perry will wear that giant SMILE dress somewhere.

  • NYCGlamourpuss

    DYING!!! As much as I love DVF and DKNY for practical clothes, I can honestly say that if you told me I could only attend ONE show during Fashion Week, it would be this one.

  • kategs

    Oh my goodness gracious sakes alive! They really know how to take a “theme” and run with it don’t they!?

  • Lower L

    I love the 3rd outfit in the group of small pictures at the bottom of the post–the Cat-Got-Into-Your-Knitting-Basket dress.

  • LilyVanessi

    What the couture streetwalker will be wearing this year…

  • kerryev

    That first one just screams “autumn.”