This dress is having an identity crisis and just doesn’t know who it is or where it wants to go. Haven’t we all been there?
Sandra Bullock attends the 86th Oscars Nominees Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Stella McCartney dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and Brian Atwood sandals.
Stella McCartney Spring 2014 Collection
Is it a kicky, sexy floral? A sporty stripe? Widow’s weeds? It is all of these things, darlings. We were wrong. This dress isn’t having a crisis. This dress is embracing its many sides. This dress is Chaka Khan singing “I’m Every Woman” at the top of its lungs.
Which sounds great on
paper screen, but actually winds up being a kind of ugly Frankendress.
Additional Discussion Point: Her inability to do anything with her hair except iron the shit out of it and part it in the middle is now reaching epic status. We may have to start a Sandy Hair Watch.
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