Reese Witherspoon Shopping at Neiman Marcus in LA

Posted on February 27, 2014

Miss Reese is really FEELING this particular parking lot.

Actually, we’re pretty sure it’s the super-cute jacket with the killer bag and pop o’ color shoes that are making her look so supremely self-satisfied and so sure that Everyone Wants to Be Her at the moment.

Reese-Witherspoon-Club-Monaco-Saint-Laurent-GOTS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Reese Witherspoon seen doing some shopping at Neiman Marcus in Los Angeles, California wearing a Club Monaco ‘Kaylan’ quilted jacket paired with jeans, pumps, and a Saint Laurent tote.

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Reese-Witherspoon-Club-Monaco-Saint-Laurent-GOTS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Saint Laurent ‘Sac Du Jour’ Leather Tote

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“Hey, bitches! The line to worship me forms on the RIGHT.”





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    • Supernumerary

      I know it’s a perspective thing, but wow does that Hummer/Land Rover/whatever it is seem huge in comparison to Reese.

      • alyce1213

        I was also noticing how clean the tires are. How does that happen? Only in LA, I guess.

      • barbarienne

        No, they’re enormous vehicles, and she’s tiny. (5 feet, 1.5 inches, according to imdb.)

      • suzq

        One of the reasons I love this site is because Bitter Kittens don’t recognize a Mercedes Benz logo when they see one!

        • Jessica Freeman

          This BK does. G Wagons are not hard to miss.

      • Jen Freeman

        It’s a Mercedes G-wagon, I believe. And they aren’t actually that large in comparison to other SUVs….She must just be tinier that I thought.

        • barbarienne

          According to the internet, a Mercedes G-wagon is 76″ high, which makes it 14.5″ taller than Ms. Witherspoon.

    • Karen Belgrad

      Head to toe want, including the fab fit of the jeans!

      • gabbilevy

        I’m far from a Reese fan, but I am making grabby gestures at my screen right now.

      • kimmeister

        I like the fit but am not a fan of the inner thigh whiskering.

        • marlie

          I also hate the faded knees.

          • Constant Reader

            I guess it’s only cool to wear jeans that look like the ones you’d wear to scrub the tub if everyone knows you don’t do your own tub-scrubbing.

      • VicD

        And dying to know what’s in the tiny Nieman Marcus bag … something fabulous, no doubt.

        • Kim Elmore

          Based on my personal experience w small NM bags, beauty item. La Mer maybe?

    • Glam Dixie

      The color choice for the shoes seems really random, but I love the outfit and want that quilted jacket.

      • @Biting Panda

        Not so random. I think they’re working both tonally and color wheel adjacency.

        • Glam Dixie

          They do, but still it seemed a pretty random choice to me to pick from that color wheel etc, that’s all, not that they don’t go.

      • Alyssa_T_Robot

        i wonder if she changed shoes, coming out of neiman marcus? i can’t imagine shopping in pumps.

    • sagecreek

      SNORF. I love it all. And I love the parking lot tour. I never want to see her anywhere else, frankly.

      • Glam Dixie

        That is some back-handed shade right there!

        • formerlyAnon

          And I admire it. I admire it extremely.

    • @Biting Panda

      I don’t know if she’ll ever get an acting gig again, but she’s on her way to pushing Jessica Alba out of her top spot as the pimp your shit, go to gal.

      • Sarah

        She sure is out and about a lot. I’m a normal person with a household to take care of, and I don’t run as many errands as she seems to, turned out impeccably or not.

        • @Biting Panda

          Who doesn’t dress like that to run out to Needless Markups for a tube of lip gloss?

      • MilaXX

        But she lacks the fake insufferable wholeness that Jessica has going with her Honest baby care products

        • @Biting Panda

          Snort. Yeah, because she pissed it away on the side of the road, during a DUI stop.

        • Jacob Bowen

          THANK YOU. I CAN’T with Ms. Alba.

      • Jacob Bowen

        She was FANTASTIC in “Mud” last year. Even though she made the TERRIBLE choice to drink and drive (and be an ass about it) I would still LOVE to see Ms. Woods all grown up and still acting.

        • throwaneyeonthis

          To clarify, she did not drink and drive. Her husband did. Not that she showed great judgement or anything.

          • Jacob Bowen

            Ooooohhhh good to know! I am glad that she didn’t, but getting in the car with him wasn’t great judgment on her part.

            • FrigidDiva

              She kept asking the cop “Don’t you know who I am?” then they released a recording of her and her husband talkng in the back of the cop car that I thought was hilarious. I can’t remember everything they said, but he was trying to talk her down or something.

    • Blair Sylvester

      sheesh doesn’t she know you dont put the shopping bag in front of the purse. sheesh Reese

      • lamamu

        Unless she owns stock in the company… The Jessica Albas of Hollywood have made me pretty cynical about that sort of thing.

        • Blair Sylvester

          haha this is possible. I can’t hate Reese even if she is a huge bitch in real life I find her amusing

    • alyce1213

      I love the jacket and jeans and wish that bag had a long enough strap to be on her shoulder, not her forearm (what am I saying? then it wouldn’t be seen).
      As much as I love gorgeous green suede, I’m not a fan of pointy high pumps with jeans.
      I do have those Ray Bans, yay. (Who doesn’t?)

    • barbarienne

      I know they’re all expected to show off the purses, but I always have a sympathetic arm-ache watching ladystars carry purses in this unnatural way. Clearly this is why they do bicep curls. If I had my bag hung on my arm like that, I would cramp in a hot minute.

      • seelebrennt

        you know she’s not actually carrying anything in there, right? that’s what assistants are for. at best, she has her phone and the valet ticket in there.

        • barbarienne

          Like the queen of England!

          • alyce1213

            I always imagined the Queen had tissues in there. Or if she’s anything like my husband’s granny, packets of sugar (because of WWII deprivation).

            • Wendi126

              I like to imagine she has a sterling silver flask filled with her own brand of Scotch

            • Loramir

              Nothing so mundane as paper tissues for the Queen! Apparently she carries a handkerchief, along with a compact and lipstick, a comb, and on Sundays, money for the collection at church. Fairly typical old-lady handbag contents, I’d imagine. But more unusually, she uses her handbag as a signal to communicate with her attendants at royal functions!

      • kimmeister

        Those of us with very slopey shoulders have to carry our bags like that, because they just slide right off the shoulder.

        • JudyP

          Amen. I carry my bags like that alllll the time.

    • KinoEye

      Get in my closet, jacket. Parking Lot Tour 2013 continues.

      • MilaXX

        Second leg, Spring 2014

        • decormaven

          Parking Lot Redux De Luxe

        • Jacob Bowen

          “See Reese, in her natural habitat, the Neiman Marcus Parking Lot. Watch Reese show of the purse. Look out for the resting bitch face!”

    • Sarah

      I know that y’all are loving the jacket, but it really looks like the zip-out-lining to a larger, more wintery coat to me. Once I thought of that, it was over.

      • suzq

        Good. That leaves both things, should that second thing exist, for me.

      • FrigidDiva

        Ditto for me. It reminds me of the quilted jacket my dad used to wear during winter to shovel out the driveway.

    • MilaXX

      I cannot hate. That is one cute outfit.

    • veronicafish

      Good grief, that woman bugs me. That said, I want everything she has on. All of it. Every single bit. In my size.

    • ovarB

      You work that shit Reese!!! She’s pimpin’ that tote and that Neiman bag!! Madame Lalau-Reese!!

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      I was just thinking about her when that Oscars dress post went up – I thought Reece Witherspoon won an Oscar??

      • MikeW_Vegas

        She did. For Walk the Line.

      • sugarkane105

        I think she was featured in there. 2006 maybe?

      • AzSportsGirl

        What Oscars dress post???

    • homespunner

      I get exhausted just thinking how many times a week (day!) Reese spends switching up handbags. I love a nice, new bag, but my god – I’d never get out of the house.

      • marlie

        That’s what minions — err — assistants are for.

      • cocohall

        I know, I love bags, and have plenty of them, but I usually end up carrying the same one that goes with “most” because the switching out (which also means cleaning out) is just too time consuming.

        • not_Bridget

          A “how to simplify your life” article I read said that, if you have a bunch of handbags, make a point of switching them out often. Since I wear horridly sensible shoes, I’ve got a weakness for nice bags. (Cheaper than Ms Witherspoon’s, but not from Target. And I wear a bunch of stuff from Target.)

          So I’ve learned how to handle my bag contents efficiently & usually carry a different one every day. So people compliment my bag & don’t ask why I’m wearing those Skecher maryjanes or SAA sandals–yet again….

    • sugarkane105

      Another outfit that I love from her. By the way, kittens, that jacket’s on sale for $189 in case anyone was wondering. I figured it would cost much more.

    • jilly_d

      I want that jacket, hard. And she’s never really been on my celebrity hate list; I always kind of nothing-ed her. But then I saw her on Fallon the other night and really wanted to punch her in the face.

      • kimmeister

        What punchable thing did she do/say?

      • CatherineRhodes

        What did she say?

        • jilly_d

          Nothing in particular, she just has that try-hard, kiss-ass attitude. To be fair, a few of my students have it and I also want to punch them.

          • not_Bridget

            Time to consider a different job….

            • demidaemon

              I actually consider this to be a bit of an occupational hazard. Not so much the actual attitude, but the desire to physically harm one’s students, even if it is to get them to improve themselves.

    • International Model

      I know what me and my Bitchy Brunch Biffle Reese and I will be doing this Sunday over mornin’ booze – complaining about not wearing fabulous suede shoes due to the (currently impending) storm.

    • ewes_urn_aim

      I have had my fill of Ms. Witheredspoon. Please TLo, go at least a week (or two) before you post her again.

      • Tom and Lorenzo

        Please skip the posts you don’t want to read, instead of reading them and then complaining that they exist. Thank you.

    • formerlyAnon

      The thing about Ms. Witherspoon is I ALWAYS get the “supremely self-satisfied” from her. I always feel that her hard work and efforts to please come out of a commitment to do well whatever she undertakes, and to Get The Job Done No Matter What, not out of any feeling that she is in any way lacking, or needs to prove anything to anyone. Because SHE is practically perfect and if you don’t get it, well, you’re sadly mistaken. I have no particular evidence for this, hence it is my irrational admiration/hate thing for the woman.

      That IS the cutest casual ensemble I’ve seen her in. I just like grey & black, a lot. Especially on blondes or redheads.
      I’d take that bag were it offered to me.

    • Belvane

      I want to see her do the Picard Maneuver on that jacket.

    • clatie

      I would be happy to have anything she’s wearing – including her cute haircut.

    • CatherineRhodes

      Does Reese Witherspoon live in parking lots?

    • ashtangajunkie

      I am all over that jacket. Love the entire outfit, actually.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Very cute jacket-it needs to be hanging in my closet, actually.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      This is such a great look. Perfect for a little shopping at Neiman’s.

    • lrober03

      Considering I immediately rushed to the Club Monaco site to check out that jacket….yep, I wanna be her

    • Jacob Bowen

      I LOVE that quilted jacket!!! I own an H&M olive green quilted moto-sweatshirt and it is my FAVORITE!

    • @Biting Panda

      She did not. That’s inexcusable. She was the passenger. But she was disrespectful and shitty to the cop.

    • Rhonda Shore

      Her hair looks most excellent too.

    • marlie

      Definitely “Be Me.” I need to have that jacket and that purse in my life.

    • KT

      I WANT THAT JACKET. NOW. The rest of the look is actually really basic without it. GIVE IT TO ME

    • macwell

      LOL! :) @ the Caption This moment! Before I scrolled there, I honestly captioned: “You b***ches want this bag huh? Well – eat it b**ches – I got the only one! You don’t know this life!” ;)

    • icm

      what is the fascination with this chick? she pops up far too often on this site. Why would we care what she wears when she is out shopping?

      • Tom and Lorenzo

        Why did you click on a post you didn’t want to read?

        • icm

          Never implied I did not want to read the post, I like to read all the posts. Just merely posed the question about her relevance .

          • Tom and Lorenzo

            Saying that she “pops up far too often” does, in fact, imply that you don’t want to read about her.

            • icm

              Wether I want to read about her or not is a moot point. The gist of my original comment was that in my relatively new exposure to the Tom and Lorenzo website Reese Witherspoon does seem to appear fairly often.Maybe not being a fan of hers blinds me to fascinating side of her.Perhaps I have not reached the point of enlightenment regarding her that seemingly many others have.

            • icm

              Wether I want to read about her or not is a moot point.The gist of my original comment was that in my relatively new experiences of reading Tom and Lorenzo she has appeared many times.Not really being a fan of Reese possibly has blinded me to something in her that warranted her the coverage she gets.Am I missing something is all I ask .

            • icm

              why is my response to your last comment not visible?

      • Imasewsure

        We collectively love her bitch faces and she is an “American Sweetheart” who got caught behaving badly (but not tragically) so that made her BK 101. Plus she’s our parking lot girl… which is also funny… again a BK standard…What’s not to love???

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      I’m gonna steal Miss Country Club’s shoes.

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    • MarissaLG

      Love this outfit. It’s pretty much what I try to recreate most days but at 1/1000th of the cost.

    • AzSportsGirl

      Even that wicked “Something About Mary” bang flip is doing nothing to detract from this look.

    • DeniseSchipani

      aaaaaand, another empty bag. Give it to me. I will fill it up with my crap, ‘k?

    • Alyssa

      I want those shoes!!!

    • GorgeousThings

      Hey Reese, don’t know if you noticed. but your ginormous car got a ticket.

    • Sally Spannagle

      I want to wear this outfit every day of my life. Miss Witherspoon looks very satisfied with herself in this outfit – as she should.

    • Brittany

      Girlfriend has quite the purse collection. I’m jealous.

    • Shawn EH

      Girlfriend shops. A. Lot!

    • BPlease

      The shoes are dreary, and I don’t think she has the panache to pull off the look.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      maybe if she walked and held it over her head? this could be a new money maker for her if she ever gets cash strapped…and nice ‘shout out’ to Nieman Marcus…