Rashida Jones in Prada at the “Cuban Fury” London Premiere

Posted on February 07, 2014

We’re pretty bleary-eyed from last night’s NYC signing and subsequent celebratory dinner with our publishing peeps, so maybe that’s why the only thing we could manage when we looked at these pictures was one not-quite-a-word syllable:

 

Rashida Jones attends the premiere of “Cuban Fury” in London in a Prada dress paired with Kurt Geiger pumps, and jewelry by H. Stern (earrings and ring) and EF Collection (ring).

Prada Spring 2014 Collection

Whut.

We don’t mind the print. In fact, we think we could like it under the right circumstances. Granted, it’s always dicey when one chooses to wear a gigantic face on one’s body, but  boldness is what Prada’s all about and we wouldn’t have it any other way. But that is the most fucked-up-looking bust we’ve seen in some time. It’s like Prada came up with a new and exciting way to make a woman’s chest look weird. The way the cups (and boy, is that ever a loose use of that term) are spaced so far apart is bad enough, but the way they’re peeking out over the dress makes them look like they’re embarrassed. And darling, we don’t care how fabulous the print is, no dress should make a woman’s boobs feel embarrassed.  We’re old-fashioned that way.

Bless her heart. We love that she’s got a funky, risk-taking aspect to her style, but she almost never gets it right, does she? Also: Girl, we’re pretty sure that’s Not Your Eye Makeup. She looks like a very tired ten-years-older version of herself. Also-also: greasy, messy hair. Rashida, go home.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Famous/ACE/INFphoto.com, IMAXtree]

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