Lady Gaga Style Double Shot

Posted on February 19, 2014

As bitchy fashion bloggers, we always find it a huge relief when Steffi unleashes Crazy Gaga and Fashion Gaga in the same week. Gives us more to bitch talk about.

First up Bunny Gaga:

Lady Gaga heading to “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” in NYC.

Really, Steffi. Just put on the rabbit ears and cotton tail and call it a day, would you?

We can’t call that ridiculous thing “coat porn.” It’s just not covetable enough. In fact, we can’t say much about this look. It’s just silly. Our eyes are drawn instead to Steroid Picard, who’s about to bust out of his suit.

 

Next up: Fashion Gaga, with Unfortunate Cultural Appropriation overtones!

Lady Gaga leaving “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” in NYC in Alexander Wang.

This is not what we’d call pretty, no matter how drunk you got us. But it is high fashion and it doesn’t look quite as awkward as a lot of her getups tend to. The shoes are ugly, though. But we suppose we’re grateful she’s not hobbling around in something unwalkable. Still, side boob and feather mohawks are never going to be anything but dicey as hell in our eyes. And we were never the types to love too-prominent displays of a designer’s name in their clothing. It’s just a big leather apron, some fug shoes and a feather head dress. Like we said, it’s Fashion Gaga more than Crazy Gaga, but we wouldn’t blame you if you don’t see a difference. This looks like Patsy Stone trying to stay trendy. The Pink Fur Nightmare above it looks like Edina Monsoon making the attempt. That’s the difference.

And dear GOD, if you don’t get that reference, we weep for you. Your education begins here. Steffi is essentially the daughter Pats and Eddie never had.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      I hope she’s got some petals on because you know that lasered leather would chafe like hell.

      • alyce1213

        Now I can’t unfeel that.

        • NYCGlamourpuss

          I’m resisting the urge to scratch my boobs since I’m at work right now.

      • Lower L

        That was the first thing that popped into my head.

    • hughman

      “Is it LaCroix? I love it if it’s LaCroix, sweetie.”

      • ballerinawithagun

        Ab Fab, she is not.

      • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

        It’s LahCwaah sweetie darling.

      • AthenaJ

        Eddie: Sweetie what are you drinking?
        Patsy: Oh this? Chanel No. 5

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      I miss the times of Hot Ginger Handler.

      • hughman

        I dunno. Steroid Picard kinda gives me LadyWood.

        • Rand Ortega

          Dayum. Hey, Boo! Hey!

        • @Biting Panda

          Dittos.

        • Sofia Bentivoglio

          no kidding. my stomach dropped when i saw him.

        • cmb92191

          He’s almost as cute as the Hot Ginger Handler

        • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

          Absolutely. Is it bad that I was paying more attention to him than Steffi? Maybe I shouldn’t say that out loud. We don’t want her to fire him for pulling focus. oh! Maybe that is why Hot Ginger Handler is gone. hmmm……like a bride with a bridesmaid she deems too good looking…..

        • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

          He’s cute, but too… steroidal to my taste. Like Gaga’s fashion nowadays, it’s too much for me.

        • AthenaJ

          I’d like him to ‘engage’ me! (my apologies for the horrible nerdy pun, I just can’t help it)

        • Kent Roby

          I just did some serious research (i.e. I googled “Gaga bodyguard shirtless”!), discovered that this hunka hunka is Peter Van der Veen, he was Mr. Europe 2005 (bodybuilding, no shock there!). He looks scary in his bodybuilding photo (as they all do), but looks ridiculously amazing in the regular shirtless shots. He even sang back up on “Government Hooker” from the Born This Way album.

          • lexilexi

            Thanks for the heads up! The google pictures look amazing… and hot ginger handler is in some of them!

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        I was thinking the same! Keep your Steroid Picard and give us HGH!

        • formerlyAnon

          Yes. A thousand times yes.

    • demidaemon

      I prefer the TLo identified Crazy Gaga to Fashion Gaga just because it looks like it would be comfy and warm in my cold house and it comes with your own ready made cuddly Picard.

    • Ray Ray

      She’s going to go away soon, right?

      • ModernDowager

        that’s exactly what a certain group of people I know who grew up with Madonna kept saying about her

        • Ray Ray

          Dang kids, get off my lawn! *shakes fist*

          • ModernDowager

            Indeed. And Madonna, she still hasn’t gone away….

      • VioletFem

        I used to say that, then Miley became an “it” girl. Honestly, I’d rather deal with Gaga if she can take the focus of off Miley.

    • ashtangajunkie

      I wish I weren’t bored of her antics. She used to really entertain me.

    • Trickytrisha

      I’d be sad for her if I wasn’t snickering like mad at both attempts at still being relevent.

    • MilaXX

      I like the first look mostly because only Gaga can wear this giant pink coat in public and make it work. What doesn’t work are the floppy white pants because they look like hospital scrubs. The second look is a giant NO head to toe.

      • embers618

        Yes, I like the pink coat with the stream of white hair down the side, and had the exact same thought re: hospital scrubs! That look could have been so much more fun with something better on her legs and feet.

    • allisankelly

      Totally agree with the Patsy and Edina comment. That pink coat and white hair has me feeling very Carol Channing. ;-)

      • Eric Stott

        With Channing it would be delightfully loony

        • EveEve

          Right? I cannot imagine Miss Channing ever giving bitch face. Or side boob for that matter. Although that visual kinda makes me giggle.

          • Eric Stott

            She could wear that pink fur coat – the other one, dear GOD no.

        • alyce1213

          I got to meet Carol Channing WAY back when, when my older sister toured with her in “Lorelei.” (My sister got to wear a pheasant showgirl costume – yay!) So she invited us to a Christmas party at her apartment in NY – the first time I had smoked turkey I remember. She is a delightful loon – pretty much always, and a very sweet lady.

          • julnyes

            I am deeply jealous of you right now.

    • Eric Stott

      Cher in her prime could have pulled of the second outfit………she’d have pulled it off to reveal something FABULOUS under it!

      • leahpapa

        Cher did pull it off, or did it one better, in the “Half-Breed” album art (check out the Japenese release, in particular). She did it a MILLION times better by actually being of Native American ancestry. Honestly, the thing that most galls me about Gaga’s exercise of her privilege isn’t the years of private school or the Upper West Side childhood or the faux-starving-artist gap year that her parents sponsored. It’s the colonizing way she appropriates anything she wants as yet another prop in the aggrandizement of her image. I really used to enjoy her music, and now I feel like she makes Lena Dunham look mature and self-regulating.

        • EveEve

          not to hijack the thread, but Cher’s claim of Cherokee ancestry is dubious and no Native American tribal records show any support. The claim coincided with the release of Half Breed and the outcry surrounding her costuming for it. having said that, Cher does everything a million times better. I cant imagine Gaga will still be touring at Cher’s age.

          • leahpapa

            Ooh! The plot thickens. I stand corrected…guess I should be thankful Gaga didn’t claim some spurious Native American heritage to legitimate this one :)

          • MoHub

            Well, Gaga doesn’t have Bob Mackie designing for her, does she? Credit where it’s due.

          • suzq

            Cherilyn Sarkisian’s mom was part Cherokee–a small part. Her dad was Armenian, which is where she gets her exotic features.

            • EveEve

              That her mother was part Cherokee is what has always been disputed, by Cherokee’s among others.

    • lexilexi

      I don’t want to Be Her or Do Her.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        And therein lies the problem for we Bitter Kittens!

    • marlie

      YAWN. Crazy Gaga and Fashion Gaga are both rather boring this time around.

    • MichelleRafter

      Seriously, I want to know where she’s going in the white leather apron. Out to dinner? To a club? To a meeting? To visit a friend? Want to know what I think? She puts this on, walks out the door so the p. can photograph her, hops in a limo, drives around town and shows up back at her own front door and hops out so more p. can snap her picture, then goes upstairs and puts on some nice, comfy sweats.

      • marlie

        The caption says that she’s leaving Fallon’s show. So she wore the first getup to GO to the show, probably a different outfit for her appearance, and then the apron-thingy just to go home? Three outfits in what was probably a 2-3 hour window. It must be exhausting.

        • omg_dora

          No. For it is sacred.

      • quiltrx

        LOL exactly! I hear Nina Garcia in my head..”who IS this girl? WHERE is she GOING?”

        • MichelleRafter

          Exactly!

        • omg_dora

          Angela Keslar: “Well, she runs a boarding school for undead orphans in the middle ages and is also an astronaut and a pony. Who likes bubble skirts.”

          • NYCGlamourpuss

            Oh, god, I love you, you just made my day!

        • Jacob Bowen

          Oh my gosh! Whenever Nina says that I cringe and wait for a response…like I did when I saw Santino’s lederhosen lingerie…

        • MoHub

          And “It’s not aesthetically pleasing!”

        • NYCGlamourpuss

          I know!!

        • Carleenml

          but because it’s Gaga, Nina would declare it “editorial.”

      • LMGordon

        She’s going to have her picture taken between Fallon’s show and the car. That’s it.

    • SouthernGirlRena

      I actually like the pink coat. It may look crazy but its also comfy and warm and soft. If she gets stressed, she could pet it.

    • Akemi

      A+ Ab Fab reference.
      These are both atrocious, but I’d take the unfortunate pink coat over unfortunate side-boob any day, really.

    • Rand Ortega

      Look 1: Bugs Gaga
      Look 2: PochaGaga.

    • lundibleu

      I’m really starting to get bored with Gaga these days. Crazy Gaga is frequently predictable, and Fashion Gaga isn’t interesting. Plus the recent music SUCKS.

      Also, on a purely puerile level, why would anyone want to go out with WANG plastered all over themselves?

      On the other hand, LOVE Uncles even more for the AbFab reference.

      • kimmeister

        I didn’t even realize that was Alexander Wang’s name plastered all over until the uncles pointed it out. I apparently was too distracted trying to confirm if I was, in fact, seeing Gaga nip through the (what I thought was) mesh.

        • lundibleu

          First glance I didn’t notice, then scrolling past something clicked and I saw letters. Took me a minute or two to figure out what it actually said though. But also, yes, that too.

          • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

            I had to scroll back up to check who the designer was before I figured it out. Why wouldn’t you just trim it so it says ALEXANDERWANG instead of NGALEXANDERWANGAL?

    • Synnamin

      I… kind of love the pink coat…

    • Nancer

      TLo, you are absolutely fabulous for the Patsy and Edina reference! I LOVED that show. Totally!

    • Danielle

      Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

      • @Biting Panda

        Marry me?

        • Danielle

          Gladly. We will live in Gaga’s wig room.

          • @Biting Panda

            oooh, that might not work. i have a bit of a wig phobia. i can’t touch them. they creep me out. but i’m sure we’ll find room in her enormous archive. marriage is compromise, after all.

            • Danielle

              Anything for you, my sweet Annabelle.

            • @Biting Panda

              xoxo, darling

      • ballerinawithagun

        My husband’s favorite Christmas movie.

    • JulieTy

      “This looks like Patsy Stone trying to stay trendy. The Pink Fur Nightmare above it looks like Edina Monsoon making the attempt.”
      Spat out my scotch on that one! :-))))

    • Betsy

      Hostess Snowflake?! It’s GaGa so like Cher, I kind of appreciate the antics.

    • alyce1213

      Did she wear that thing on air, or is this a just a post-appearance walking-to-the-car atrocity? Did anyone tune in?

      • kimmeister

        They would’ve needed big black censor bars if she wore that on the air!

      • Lori

        She wore something else. All the sideboob is just for the paps. Stay classy Gaga. Stay classy.

      • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

        Totally different third outfit on air. How in the world does that woman get ready to leave the house. I get in my car and check to make sure I am wearing shoes! She takes two extra outfits!

    • giddypony

      I had a blue coat like that when I was 6 years old that I called my teddy bear coat. I.still mourn that it didn’t just grow with me. So I would wear the he’ll on t of that coat but wouldn’t do the weird body language. I d find a swingers.

    • http://vispreeve.tumblr.com/ Den Milano

      “Steffi is essentially the daughter Pats and Eddie never had.” That’s a HUGE compliment, if you ask me.

    • Anna

      I like that she’s not afraid to ugly-up, but I really really wish she would keep her eyebrows when she goes into her artpop mode.

    • Julie Ree

      My week is made with the Patsy and Eddie comments (I think my avatar should tell the world of my AbFab love)! Spot on, too, for the commentary, TLo.

    • Dan_In_NYC

      I love Steroid Picard. There, I said it. Yum.

    • Pennymac

      Rolled my eyes so hard I herniated them…

    • conniemd

      One should never show side boob unless you put some chicken cutlets underneath to perk up the ladies when they are sagging.

    • cocohall

      #1. There is a new muppet! Moi is not impressed, says Miss Piggy.

      #2. Honey, if you have to hoist your shoulders up to your ears to keep the dress on, it is time for a new dress. I need a neck massage just looking at this.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Well, January Jones did that pink&white color combo with much better results, and Sarah Jessica Parker did that mohawk head piece thing with much better results. But look at Steroid Picard’s arms busting out of his sleeves. “Get out of the way,Steffi! You’re blocking our view of Steroid Picard!”

      • makeityourself

        And I liked Miley’s fluffy pink coat from the Grammy’s weekend better.

    • macwell

      I’m pretty tired of all her her latest ‘looks’. She should just go back to playing her music.

    • Lorelski

      It’s just all bad. And if any animals were sacrificed for these travesties, it’s ten times worse.

    • PastryGoddess

      Why did I click that link? I actually need to go home at some point tonight

    • d4divine

      I agree TLo, but I love that kooky chick! One of the very few popstars who’s actually a musician..her performance on Fallon was great.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I love the idea of Gaga as Patsy and Edina’s child-it’s just so appropriate on so many levels. As for the pink chubby thing, it’s got to be Gaga’s shout out to Yetis.

    • GorgeousThings

      I howled with laughter the minute I read your Patsy/Edina comparisons!
      And I’m sorry, AWang, but if you’re going to plaster your name all across some star’s torso, then cut the pattern so it doesn’t read Alexander Wanga” to the casual observer.

    • quiltrx

      Mmmm, Hot Bald Handler! That suit is WAY too tight and wrinkled (and summery looking?), though. Here honey, let me help you out of that silly thing.
      Oh, Steffi was there too, wasn’t she? I can hardly be bothered to comment on these messes. But, and I can’t believe I’m saying this…I kind of like the ugly shoes in the second look! I think with pants/jeans they might be fun.

    • Columbinia

      Now THAT’S a coat, no mistaking the full fur coverage of it. Looks like Yeti’s newborn cub.
      But looking at this day of pink Yeti fur and perforated leather aprons, I gotta ask, is Lady Gaga losing her mind?

    • Squareface

      It’s Lacroix, sweetie darling.

    • LMGordon

      Just . . . no.

    • Adrianna Grężak

      Well, at least she’s warm/comfortable in the first look. The second look is a big flop.

    • Qitkat

      One can only hope that she is in on the jokes.
      She really could take up an entire chapter on the subject of pretentiousness in celebrities, couldn’t she?

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Oh how right you are! If only there were most ‘Patsy and Edina’ style double shots. Maybe we should make that a regular thing. Instead of ‘be me or do me’ we can label the fashion crazies with ‘is this a Patsy or or an Edina?’

    • icm

      ookpik

    • http://www.ueberdesuper.net/ Ueber de Super

      She looks like a usually shy secretary on her way to the carnival parade, having drunk more than she should have. Not much confidence here. For a reason.

    • kategs

      I just cannot get past the neediness she displays always. That level of please love me, just makes me sad.

    • YoungSally

      The long white wig of the week somehow reminds me of Connie Stevens in Hallmark Hall of Fame’s “The Littlest Angel” starring Johnny Whitaker, Fred Gwynne and Eli Wallach

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      I still miss Hot Ginger Handler. Those were the good old days.

    • susan6

      Steroid Picard is delivering some serious Blue Steel in that second photo. I like crazy pink fuzzy bunny Gaga.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Is that pink monstrosity made from real fur? Because if so, it goes from being just ugly to be offensively ugly.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      So disappointing that it’s a long wig, I was hoping that the leather dress had a tail to go with those hooves. She could be a cultural appropriation centaur barbie.

    • Vanja

      “Patsy Stone, 39, international beauty and style guru.” Also, every time Stella McCartney’s clothes are featured I hear Eddie’s “STEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLAAAAAA” in my head.

    • formerlyAnon

      Glad the Madwoman of the Mud Flats phase is over, anyway. Vastly prefer Crazy Gaga because it’s weirdly pretty and she looks pettable. Like a 4-yr-old helped style it. Fashion Gaga’s look is unflattering, unappealing and not fun. At least she appears to be able to totter unaided in her shoes. I’m approaching bored with her in a way that I never thought I could be. She’s too calculated to remind me of Eddie, ever, but I see what you’re saying.

    • BeeBeauNYC

      Her handler in the first pic beats out Hot Ginger Handler, I must say.

      • boweryboy

        You can give me Hot Ginger Handler anyday. Hmmm…. I see that you’re a ginger yourself…

        • BeeBeauNYC

          I loooooved Hot Ginger Handler, so it took a lot for me to say that the new guy looks pretty hot. And yes, I’m ginge all the way!

          • boweryboy

            Rawr. I love me a good looking ginger. Just saying…

    • Kent Roby

      Gaga is missing a golden opportunity; I keep waiting for her to go somewhere with Hot Bald Handler shirtless and on a leash. Dayum.

    • KinoEye

      My eyes also went straight to Steroid Picard. He’s my favorite part about Gaga posts. Re: the Unfortunate Cultural Appropriation Overtones — Ew.

    • nycfan

      She looks really, really cold in the second set of shots (cultural appropriation icky but also not warm). She looks like a D-list villain from the old Batman TV show in the first. Just mentally add a cartoonish KAPOW in a corner and you’ll see it. Beware the Blush Bunny! or something.

    • Gatto Nero

      Wow. The Ab Fab reference made my day — and was right on point.

    • OhSheila

      That’s hilarious. I had to stare at the picture for 20 seconds to find his name.

    • pookiesmom

      She looks SO UNCOMFORTABLE in that second outfit. Like she’s on her way home from a rectal exam.

    • H2olovngrl

      In that last shot, she looks COLD, as in freezing, as in she absolutely cannot fake feeling warm in that New York alleyway. Not a good look. A little coat porn would’ve helped immensely. (and covered up that ass ugly dress)

    • xmixiex

      RELAX YOUR SHOULDERS, GIRL

      also, that face… it’s not her’s.

      • boweryboy

        She can’t. It’s either that or clutching herself for warmth because she’s freezing her ass off. There’s still snow on the ground in the first picture.

    • amanda siegelson

      you know, when one doesn’t have lovely breasts, one should do more to keep them covered, imho. i mean, more power to her for not getting implants, but still… less is more, steffi.

    • crash1212

      Only thing remotely interesting in any of these pics is that hunky, bald, minder is back! SWOON! Dem eyes!

      • boweryboy

        The best part is he never went away. I still miss her hot ginger handler. He was more my type.

    • MK03

      That wig…it’s making me twitch. That ratty thing is just barely a step removed from a shitty Halloween store wig. Jesus, Steffi, you can afford human hair wigs. Lace-front human hair wigs. There is no excuse for that thing on your head.

    • boweryboy

      I would love the first look if the fur was floor length and if it wasn’t all ratty and matted looking (knowing Gaga it’s probably intentional). And that’s the sexiest Steriod Picard has ever looked. He should wear tight suits more often. I wanna bum rush Gaga so he can grab me and throw me to the ground.
      The second look I was trying to find the prominent display of the designers name and then I realized it’s laser cut into the dress. Sheesh. I have nothing else to say about this look except it’s refreshing to see her wearing real shoes for a change. She always goes for ugly shoes (or none at all) so that’s a given.

    • MoHub

      When one can see side boob from the front, something is seriously wrong.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      Oh, Steffi, really now. The only kind thing I can say about EITHER look is that the first one reminds me of a beloved stuffed animal I had as a child.

    • Lesley

      the many different looks of my little pony

    • Clash D

      She looks awful in both. Sorry but my attention went straight to the bald bodyguard. Nice suit.

    • Cathy S

      I much prefer bunny Gaga. She looks cute and it looks like she can even walk in her shoes. Like, all by herself.

    • save_the_hobbit

      The bunny coat…something wrong is happening to me. Why do I like it? WHAT IS BECOMING OF ME?!

    • lalahartma

      Lol!

    • mickiemonkey

      She is exhausting.

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      “Steroid Picard” – HEHE!

    • Kikishua

      I think that’s the first time I’ve seen way-too-big shoes that show it at the front of the show, rather than at the heel. Those must be on with glue.