As bitchy fashion bloggers, we always find it a huge relief when Steffi unleashes Crazy Gaga and Fashion Gaga in the same week. Gives us more to
bitch talk about.
First up Bunny Gaga:
Lady Gaga heading to “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” in NYC.
Really, Steffi. Just put on the rabbit ears and cotton tail and call it a day, would you?
We can’t call that ridiculous thing “coat porn.” It’s just not covetable enough. In fact, we can’t say much about this look. It’s just silly. Our eyes are drawn instead to Steroid Picard, who’s about to bust out of his suit.
Next up: Fashion Gaga, with Unfortunate Cultural Appropriation overtones!
Lady Gaga leaving “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” in NYC in Alexander Wang.
This is not what we’d call pretty, no matter how drunk you got us. But it is high fashion and it doesn’t look quite as awkward as a lot of her getups tend to. The shoes are ugly, though. But we suppose we’re grateful she’s not hobbling around in something unwalkable. Still, side boob and feather mohawks are never going to be anything but dicey as hell in our eyes. And we were never the types to love too-prominent displays of a designer’s name in their clothing. It’s just a big leather apron, some fug shoes and a feather head dress. Like we said, it’s Fashion Gaga more than Crazy Gaga, but we wouldn’t blame you if you don’t see a difference. This looks like Patsy Stone trying to stay trendy. The Pink Fur Nightmare above it looks like Edina Monsoon making the attempt. That’s the difference.
And dear GOD, if you don’t get that reference, we weep for you. Your education begins here. Steffi is essentially the daughter Pats and Eddie never had.
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