Coat Porn: Bradley Cooper at the Burberry Prorsum Fall 2014 Show

Posted on February 21, 2014

The Bradley Cooper Army is COMING FOR YOU, world:

Bradley Cooper attends the Burberry Prorsum Fall 2014 Show at Kensington Gardens in London, England.

 

These pictures are making us feel all claustrophobic and shit. Personal space, people. Back off.

 

Sorry. We’re having New York Fashion Week flashbacks.

Love the sort of peacoat/trenchcoat action you’ve got going on there, Bradley. Love your escort even more. Woof. That’s one time we don’t mind a jacket being too tight.

 

 

[Photo Credit: FameFlynetUK/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

    • Beto

      Love Bradley escort legs. Beautiful legs. LEGS.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Those thighs are seriously testing his jeans. Gorgeous!

        • NYCGlamourpuss

          It would be a SHAME if those tight jeans suddenly split right along the thigh. Such… a… shame…mmmm….

          • decormaven

            You’re killing me! Too funny for words.

      • Jessica Freeman

        I am looking at him more than I am Bradley.

        • Alyssa

          Me too, he is quite handsome! Great athletic build…

      • jw_ny

        Should change heading from “coat porn” to “handler porn” ;)

        • janierainie

          T/Lo need to do a “handler porn” next. When it gets warmer and stars aren’t wearing coats maybe?

          • jw_ny

            when the HANDLERS aren’t wearing coats…right?! ;)

            I’ll give TLo their credit, they’ve never shied away from showcasing a deserving handler when the opportunity arises.

          • NYCGlamourpuss

            Yes, “Handler Porn” posts would be great! As it is, between Bradley and the handler, Sausage Friday is shaping up quite nicely!

      • ballerinawithagun

        Hugh Jackman would be playing him in the Handler movie!

        • fursa_saida

          I have a certain feeling of destiny that if there’s ever a The Handler movie it will involve Jason Statham.

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        Since Gaga got rid of her HGH, Bradley threw us a bone (hehe) and got himself one! Hooray for HGHs!

        Bonus points for HGH with LEGSSSSS!

    • antheapena

      Hahha! My exact thought, Bulging-Bicep-Pec-Security is the best kind

    • @Biting Panda

      Come and get me, Daddy!! Meow.

    • deelup

      What I’m ashamedly taking away from these photos is that Bradley’s coat seems to be pulling quite a bit,um, around what appears to be a very rounded backside. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave Coop.

      • mj60607

        scroll back a few days to the Sally Hawkins Whiteboard – first pic — Bradley in the background. Perfect view of ‘dat ass! GRRRRRR

    • Carleenml

      I think if the coat was on the bodyguard I’d be on the floor right about now.

    • Adrianna Grężak

      That is some bad photography

      • Carleenml

        ha! yes.

    • Frank_821

      My goodness that handler is distracting.

      That should be a new subsection of the manual for being a star. the proper hot bodyguard to please the fans

    • MilaXX

      wait, did Bradley go out and get his own hot ginger handler? WOOF!
      okay, let me focus. Bradley seems to have finally found the coat that doesn’t make him look like a doorman.

      • Sarah

        Right?! First thought! NOT a doorman! Good for him.

    • jw_ny

      Sorry Bradley, but it seems you’re being upstaged by your hunky left hand man. Hope you’re not the jealous type. ;)

      Nice coat…btw.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Are all handlers gorgeous and ginger? Is this a requirement now?

      • @Biting Panda

        One more silly status symbol up for competition among the ridiculous, wealthy and oh so very important people.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          This must be why I don’t have a hot ginger BF. THEY have taken them all. bitches.

          • homofascist

            Okay, maybe a little mad.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              let’s both admit to seething pools of jealousy, m’kay?

            • Snailstsichr

              Sigh – my honey won’t let me dye his hair ginger. Now I know that that is all that stands between me and celebrity!

      • homofascist

        I ain’t even mad at him…

      • MilaXX

        If it’s not, it should be.

      • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

        Maybe it’s time it becomes a requirement, give me a gorgeous ginger bodyguard anytime, please.

    • Betsy

      I love me some Bradley in stereotypical American casual-wear. He’s hot.

    • Jessica Freeman

      Welcome to Sausage Friday everyone. Bless.

    • DaveUWSNYC

      No personal space with these guys? Bring it on…

    • TLJezebel

      With the success of your book, perhaps you should be thinking about hiring hot ginger handlers.

      • decormaven

        A pair, definitely. Twice the fun!

    • Anna

      Bradley Cooper was in these pictures?

      Hot Ginger Handlers really needs to be a reality show.

      • KinoEye

        They could all live in the same house and tell stories about their famous charges, and the camera would follow them as they “handle” their respective celebrities. OR! It could be a bunch of hot, ginger musclebound men who want to become bodyguards, and they have to compete in challenges to win. With as little clothing as possible. This is a genius idea, Anna.

        • Anna

          “Keith, you showed great promise this week. Your drunken pop star was the only one who stayed upright on her platform stilettos in this challenge and your choice of boxer-briefs was simply inspired. You are still in the running to be America’s Next Hot Ginger Handler.”

          • Jacob Bowen

            LOGO would be ALL OVER THIS!

            • Anna

              And they’d have a steady supply of judges: BKs.

      • pinkxxa

        You guyyyys, so my cousin is a flight attendant and she was on a flight from Amsterdam and met this hot dude who she later found out worked for Lady Gaga, I shit you not she was texting Gaga’s hot ginger handler… I went the apeshits

        • Chaiaiai

          Um, WE NEED MORE DEETS ASAP!!!

          • pinkxxa

            Hahahah she sent me a screencap of him skyping her and I kept thinking he looked famiiar about two days later she told me he worked for Lady Gaga. I haven’t talked to her in a while but they were supposed to meet up in “a random european city”. I of course told her to GET IT, but I’m not sure what happened afterwards.

            • Chaiaiai

              Random European city? Hot Ginger Handler?

              God..I need a cigarette now.

            • formerlyAnon

              Was this a while ago? Because THE HGH went off on his own a while ago, I thought. Whatever the answer, ruthless cross examination of your cousin is the only possible course of action here.

    • AmeliaEve

      He is giving me a Roy Scheider vibe with those aviators, in all the right ways.

    • KinoEye

      Hot Bald Handler and a NEW Hot Ginger Handler in the course of two days? I’ll take two orders to go.

    • lrober03

      Hate that shape of sunglasses on EVERYONE

      • julnyes

        I was thinking those sunglasses don’t completely work on his face.

    • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

      Wake me up when he pulls a McConaughey so I could stop thinking about him in terms of Bradley Doucher. No amount of Coat Porn can overcome that thin but sleazy layer.

    • MarieLD

      Both men are wearing great shoes. Must show my son.

    • Jaime

      I love peacoats. Stylish AND warm. However, I do not love trying to extract cat hair from the wool. I have a Navy peacoat that’s probably thirty years old, and they do not make ‘em with wool that good and heavy anymore, so every winter I’m forever plucking little gray, white, and orange hairs out of it…

    • H2olovngrl

      Hmm, Bradley must be a fairly solidly well built fella. He’s holding his own against his beefcake wrecking crew. Cuties all around!!

    • H2olovngrl

      Something about beardly in the back is making me laugh.

    • cocohall

      Not that I’m complaining about Bradley’s deployment of the HGH, because he looks to be a very CAPABLE gentleman, what with his bulging biceps and oh-so-sturdy legs, but does anyone else find it a bit comical that Bradley needs a handler? I mean, lady stars are generally tiny and are tottering around on 6 inch heels and could use a bit of a hand. But Bradley there in his rough and tumble boots and sea captain stubble seems to want to project a “I am man’s man” vibe. I guess this is why despite his good looks, I still detect a faint whiff of douche in every photo of BC. Hugh Jackman goes solo all over NYC. Just saying’ Bradley. Just sayin’.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        Think you’re being a tiny bit unfair to Bradley. He’s not just walking down the street, like your Hugh Jackman example. He’s attending a crowded, chaotic event with a ton of media there. Every celebrity, male or female, has handlers in a situation like that. They’re there to wave off too-aggressive photographers and fans so that Bradley doesn’t look like an asshole doing it himself. And even in daylight, the glare of dozens of cameras pointed at you makes it difficult for you to see where you’re going.

        • cocohall

          All good points. I imagine you’ve experienced this up close and personal at Fashion Week and with your book tour and that the situation can get dicey.

    • formerlyAnon

      Nice coat.
      Blonde guy has a very good looking head.

    • PastryGoddess

      There is so much beef on the screen I can’t even talk right now.

    • bellafigura1

      I don’t like BC, but I think he looks terrific here. Love his clothes, head to toe.

    • Danielle

      I SURRENDER (my panties)

    • xmixiex

      Wow, he and his hot handler look SMOKIN. it’s good to see him not fighting the hot!

    • FrigidDiva

      Finally a coat that seems to fit both his personality and his personal style. I know we throw around the d-bag title around fairly often, and most of the times it’s a fair assessment, but I have to say that sometimes I just don’t think that either BC knows how to dress himself correctly for events or he just has a terrible team. Reading interviews he’s done where he talks about how close he is with his mom and how much he loves his dog plus the addition of his interviews he’s done in French takes him off the douche-boat and just puts him in the cluelessly dressed category. (Although, to be fair, with his money he really SHOULD be able to look well-dressed at all times)

    • boweryboy

      His hair is growing back, so for me he’s losing his sex appeal. Besides I’m totally distracted by Mr. Incredibly Hot Tiny Blazer guy to care.

    • sagecreek

      He’s not on My List, but damn, he looks good here in every way.

    • WendyD

      Where do I enlist? I will forever love Mr. Cooper!

    • Linderella

      Mr. Escort loses points for attitude, which translates as: “Look at me keeping folks at bay. It’s just like winning the Nobel, but better.”

    • Diego!

      Bradley’s bodyguard looks like the star here. He es MERQ-ing from head to toe. Bradley coat is nice too. But he is outshined by that blond guy :P

    • French_Swede

      Mmmm mmmm good!

    • suzq

      OK…with that many handlers, you should be doing a perp walk, not attending a fashion show.

    • marlie

      I’m underwhelmed by the whole outfit. There’s nothing wrong with it, but it’s not particularly noteworthy or interesting, either.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Now that’s a manwich.

    • MzzPants

      Handler thighs. Yowza.

    • Pennymac

      Bradley has his own hot ginger handler! And to BC and his handler, I say Rawr!

    • colorjunky

      Can’t sigh off on a 39 year old who dates a 21 year old. Sorry BC.

    • Snailstsichr

      Not to mention shoe porn.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      a good, solid casual look.

    • YoungSally

      Will this army accompany him when he does The Elephant Man in NYC (can’t remember if it is ’14 or ’15 season)? However, if he spends a good portion of it shirtless, he will probably need the army.

    • KT

      He looks pretty cute, not gonna lie. I’m digging the casual crewneck with the dressy peacoat. The aviators really suit him, and he should definitely keep this haircut. Put together without trying too hard, nicely done sir.

    • quiltrx

      Doesn’t Bradley know not to walk next to a guy with better thighs?

    • d4divine

      I will take Bradley and tight jacket body guard for a $1000.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      I wish Bradley’s coat was more of a traditional Pea Coat length than dress coat length. His underlying outfit is too casual for a dress coat, IMO.

    • CeeQ

      Bradley escort is stealing the scene -he reminds me of Lady Gaga’s hot ginger handler. Remember him?
      TLo should have posts highlighting hot celeb assistants/handlers/wranglers, that would be fun =) Hot Handlers for Hump Day.

    • St. Ace

      Male celebrities are starting to groom themselves! What does it mean?!