Oh, Amy. We really wanted to like this.
“American Hustle” star Amy Adams attends the 86th Oscars Nominees Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in an Elie Saab ensemble paired with EF Collection jewelry.
Elie Saab resort 2014 Collection
But because it’s (STILL) Fashion Week and we’re (OHMIGOD YOU GUYS GET US OUT OF HERE SEND HELP SEND CARBS) rather busy at the moment (AND CRANKY GOD WE’RE SO CRANKY), we’re just gonna list the facts. And also the opinions that are stated as if they are facts.
1) Pretty sure that’s not her shade of red.
2) The overall feel is a bit too literally ’70s-retro. Too on the nose.
3) Them pants is crotchy.
4) The Clydesdale hem. Why anyone would think dressing to obscure the fact that you have feet is a good idea (let alone stylish) will probably never be explained to our satisfaction.
Please consider adding to the list. As for us, we are going to put on really painful shoes and hobble off to Lincoln Center in temperatures cold enough to make your ears fall off, darlings. Pray for us. Send chocolate.
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